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He's not. He's supposed to scare the shit out of people before they do evil shit. But he totally blew it with Trump and that's not a good thing. Krampus needs to Be Best or something.
Although... I would be kind of giddy doing a poor job of highlighting with black, in a way that looks like a redaction, but knowing full will that an enterprising journalist will inevitably discover that copy/paste reveals everything.
Some of the files released, that were redacted poorly and people copied and pasted to read, strongly suggest a driver was aware of a victim who was later murdered in a coverup.
Knowing this administration, it's "voluntary" in the same sense that the kids Trump molested "volunteered." Anyone who doesn't will suddenly find themselves without a job for totally unrelated and undisclosed reasons.
I'm sure there are plenty of lonely single people at the DoJ, and anyone volunteering for this shit is already well versed in lying to themselves and others
Im one of them. My PTSD and service connected spinal injury have made finding a new job right now impossible. I can't stop crying because my husband came home all excited yesterday because he found me a present and I haven't found the strength to tell him I couldn't afford to even think about buying gifts this year, since I'm cutting out every expense I can and am still struggling.
It was one of the best things I ever did, even if it ruined me physically and mentally... I'm more worried about what's coming. Even disabled, I'm trained for things civilians aren't. I don't think people are ready because as a country, we've been too comfortable for too long.
"Please come to work on Christmas to redact President Trump's name from the Epstein files in order to further keep from the public that he is a raging pedophile. Pam said she will throw a Pizza party! (one slice each, no drinks)."
How freaking hard is it to staple a bunch of black papers together. Why are they putting out big bucks for this. Go down to Staples and order a few sheaths. Looky, no problem.
Can't. It's likely that there are others with possession of many of the same documents.
British intelligence (see: the royal family's behaviour around Andrew)
Mossad (see: their links to Epstein)
Ghislane's lawyers (duh)
A copy in cold storage for Ghislane or Epstein for insurance (again, duh)
FDNY
The various lawmakers on oversight committees that have seen the documents
And that's just 'allies' or ally adjacent entities. Russian, Chinese, North Korean intelligence, other American political rivals, other corporate entities like Elon or theil, people like Wolff.
Releasing falsified documents gives others an opportunity to blow the lid, of to blackmail you with such an opportunity. The censored pages have to be believably the same documents.
In comparison, those are wildly different cases though. Most wouldn't even know about Oliver North unless told about him.
I hilariously found out about him on American Dad. It just makes American politics super fucked up when people get away basically scot-free without major jail time for treasonous crimes.
The fact of the matter is that rarely do awful, powerful people get what’s coming to them. Nuremberg is notable because that’s what happened.
I expect Trump to shove off before any real consequences land, but I do think the rest of his family will see their name tarnished and just about everything he himself touched either ground to dust or preserved for the same reason we have museums to various atrocities.
Operation Paperclip is why we are where we are currently. That seeded the acceptance of Nazism into our culture in exchange for advances in medical science/technology, that we were currently enjoying the fruits of, up until recently (on the backs of millions of dead Jews used in all sorts of horrific science experiments).
I can hope that once Trump ceases, his entire extended family does too because there won't be an immunity shield to hide behind. By the looks of it, they won't be any safer in Russia either.
He says some weird stuff that ends up being true. Like when he admitted Epstein trafficking girls in his massage parlour, and that was when he cut ties with Epstein, but he didn't cut ties with Epstein.
Then we later found out that's how a lot of women were being abducted/trafficked. Through Trump.
I honestly swear that he must have a split personality to openly admit this kind of stuff (like he did on his plane), before his other identities come out to deny it.
Like his demeanor for when he admitted this was like so unlike how Trump normally acts, soft-spoken, almost innocent-like, it was pretty bizarre.
I’m willing to redact the files for free. Send them to me. As soon as I’m done sending them to every media center I can find I will redact them all.. I promise. …. There will be no unauthorized ( by me) leaks!!!! I mean, they will all be fully authorized.
There are seriously dangerous people in the files it’s not just Trump they are protecting but also the people that created Trump to ensure their dark secrets remain dark secrets
Oh man I've had to deal with some of those documents too where OCR wouldn't work because it was handwritten or in a weird type font, it must be real inconvenient when you're on a cover up timeline
Didn’t Trump literally just declare a few days ago that now federal employees have off from 12/24-12/26? So they’re literally calling people in after just giving them these days off?
Would Trump really do that, though? ...Just go out there and tell lies to the American people?
Trump is the only reason we can even say Merry Christmas. Before Trump, it always ended up looking like this Merry Christmas when I typed it out. I think Obama had something to do with it.
I'll do it! Then I will tell everyone what I see. Because that is what an actual American hero will do.
Fuck all of you who are redacting and not telling the people. You are all on the wrong side. Fuck you all to hell. I hope you get what you deserve, which is an extreme amount of humiliation and pain.
There are paid signature gatherers in Utah trying to get Prop 4 revoked. That's the law that created a nonpartisan congressional districting mapping group together to create fair maps. They're paid by a large republican PAC.
My point is, the billionaires of this country are pitting the poor and middle class against the poor and middle class because everyone has to eat. These DOJ workers are just another example of middle class being forced to fuck over the middle class for the sake of a pedo billionare.
“I am aware that the timing could not be worse,” the US Attorney’s Office leadership wrote on Tuesday. “For some the holidays are about to begin, but I know that for others the holidays are coming to an end.”
Read: If you’re Jewish and you don’t volunteer for this, you’re in trouble.
It’s infuriating how the right is taking this. They’re all in total denial or just glossing over it. They keep bringing up Clinton, as if that matters now, and they say that all of this is nothing but deflection and if he was in there the dems woulda released these years ago. It’s insane how many people blindly support Trump even though he is likely a pedo rapist. It makes me want to give up on humanity… then I come to Reddit and hate hope again lol
Yeah I went to the Conservative subreddit. They are all still celebrating that Trump is not in the files and Clinton is....even though we all know now that Trump is not only in the files but has very disturbing allegations against him in there.
Clinton issued a statement basically saying 'please release anything and everything in the files that pertain to me' and MAGA took it as proof that Clinton was hiding something.
There is no coming back from this. They passed around "redacted" photos of Clinton with kids that were taken at public events and cropped to look sketchy. Case closed. Trump was undercover to expose Clinton all along.
Lead paint, hookworms, playing with mercury from broken thermometers, doing drugs and guzzling booze while pregnant, getting dropped on their heads as babies... So many things must have gone wrong to produce these people.
Trump has flooded the country with so much rank shit that we all just accept as “normal “procedure that his name will be fully redacted from Epstein files - except where they fuck up, of course.
Wait until they voluntell people to do it. Someone well get salty and do an "unintentional" poor job.
Some losers probably think that volunteering for this will advance their career.. but I'm sure others see the writing in the wall already.
I volunteer! I know how to right click on a paragraph and highlight it with the little black paintbrush. ...Then not save it as a PDF. I can totally do this - and I won't even charge.
Hey DOJ... I'll be more than happy to help review the files for redactions! I've got friends who will help, and nobody would charge a penny for the assistance! Just send me the link to the raw information...
Type secure vault location here: HTTPS://_______________________________________________
TBH, I think it's sus AF they even need volunteers to redact these files. Withholdin' truth ain't cool DOJ, just spill the tea already. We all deserve to know wtf is happening behind those closed doors.
Its because the number of people actually redacting is probably very few. Trump kept saying thousands, but the only way to keep it from leaking was to have very few loyalists doing and Bondi got caught by the Law passed.
We have been lied to about them actually redacting. They have the vast majority unread.
I guess at least they didn’t state things related to national security needed to be redacted. It just says victims and other things. What “other” is, I’d like to know. Surely it could t be “national security”.
Who is in charge of redacting these files anyway? Surely not the DOJ alone. Should be some bipartisan group only blacking out what the court specified and it sure looks like there's a lot more than that getting the Sharpie treatment.
Heads must roll!
Oh yeah. Merry Xmas/Happy Holidays! Peace on earth and all that good stuff.
Trump himself said he could shoot someone in time square and get away with it. The only reason for him to be this scared is if his puppet masters are in the files or if it is so much worse than we think it is
Swear they’re doing all this performative shit just to cause more division for the holidays, they love families arguing in front of children, going no-contact with parents. Just bleeding every last cent, while burning the whole motherfucker down, then burning off to mars or a bunker.
For any new volunteers who are instructed to actually redact and not just highlight text in black, remember : 05, 05, 05 looks a helluva lot like 00, 00, 00 when saved as an image, but the fill tool will know the difference. Just putting it out there.
It's extra scary to imagine what else could be in the files. The leak has already implicated Trump in child rape murder and child murder. What else is there to hide? The most perverse thing I can think of is the Financials. It would completely track with these ghouls to be upset that America found out about the crimes, but panic when their money is threatened.
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like blacking out references to child rape.
Even Krampus would be horrified.
Krampus would leak those files so fast. Even that shit is too nefarious for him.
Krampus would storm the White House to kidnap Trump himself.
Late night rant about how the Krampus is the #1 public enemy incoming.
Then nuclear threats towards Central Europe to kill the Krampus in the Alpine Mountains.
A branch of birch would indeed need to be an entire log for that job
Hey if Krampus needs some help lifting that log, I volunteer.
I mean Krampus is all about punishing naughty people, so this seems like the FBI is giving him shit to do
I don't think Krampus is supposed to be evil.
He's not. He's supposed to scare the shit out of people before they do evil shit. But he totally blew it with Trump and that's not a good thing. Krampus needs to Be Best or something.
Krampus and Santa teaming up vs Trump
https://youtu.be/M4T6fGUB190?si=T8QMK0UWLSmI9m9m
Doesn't Krampus punish those who misbehave?
Although... I would be kind of giddy doing a poor job of highlighting with black, in a way that looks like a redaction, but knowing full will that an enterprising journalist will inevitably discover that copy/paste reveals everything.
Change the font to wingdings. No one will ever figure that out.
Some of the files released, that were redacted poorly and people copied and pasted to read, strongly suggest a driver was aware of a victim who was later murdered in a coverup.
AND infanticide
What were the circumstances of Christ's conception again? Specifically how old was his mom
Lord
No that's his dad
And a gropey new year!
This administration is an abomination
Not just references. Redacting actual child pornography and child sex abuse imagery.
Santa may be making a list but remember there’s no Epstein list! Lunch and dinner stipends also available for holiday hours click here
Ah here now...
I'm curious how many true believers are going to miss Christmas with their children because they're redacting accusations of child rape
Imagine explaining to your kids that Christmas is cancelled because you have to protect a pedophile from being exposed.
It's not even 'have to' this is a call for volunteers. But I'm sure that some DoJ loyalists would put the fuhrer over their family regardless.
Knowing this administration, it's "voluntary" in the same sense that the kids Trump molested "volunteered." Anyone who doesn't will suddenly find themselves without a job for totally unrelated and undisclosed reasons.
This is true. For example, Trump once tied a 13 year-old girl to a bed, smacked her across the face, and raped her brutally.
We have sworn testimony. (Complaint; Video affidavit; Indie eyewitness)
I'm sure there are plenty of lonely single people at the DoJ, and anyone volunteering for this shit is already well versed in lying to themselves and others
They lost 80% of their staff this year from resignations according to folks I know
Im one of them. My PTSD and service connected spinal injury have made finding a new job right now impossible. I can't stop crying because my husband came home all excited yesterday because he found me a present and I haven't found the strength to tell him I couldn't afford to even think about buying gifts this year, since I'm cutting out every expense I can and am still struggling.
It really sucks... I love buying people gifts...
Thank you for everything you've done for our country; truly.
It was one of the best things I ever did, even if it ruined me physically and mentally... I'm more worried about what's coming. Even disabled, I'm trained for things civilians aren't. I don't think people are ready because as a country, we've been too comfortable for too long.
"Daddy, what's a pedophile?"
"Donald Trump"
I heard they were offering free childcare for those doing the redactions. Just drop them off in this nearly round shaped office and grab a sharpie.
"Please come to work on Christmas to redact President Trump's name from the Epstein files in order to further keep from the public that he is a raging pedophile. Pam said she will throw a Pizza party! (one slice each, no drinks)."
How freaking hard is it to staple a bunch of black papers together. Why are they putting out big bucks for this. Go down to Staples and order a few sheaths. Looky, no problem.
Nice try Staples
No no nice try FBI
Can't. It's likely that there are others with possession of many of the same documents.
British intelligence (see: the royal family's behaviour around Andrew)
Mossad (see: their links to Epstein)
Ghislane's lawyers (duh)
A copy in cold storage for Ghislane or Epstein for insurance (again, duh)
FDNY
The various lawmakers on oversight committees that have seen the documents
And that's just 'allies' or ally adjacent entities. Russian, Chinese, North Korean intelligence, other American political rivals, other corporate entities like Elon or theil, people like Wolff.
Releasing falsified documents gives others an opportunity to blow the lid, of to blackmail you with such an opportunity. The censored pages have to be believably the same documents.
Don’t forget Putin (see: Trumps mail-ordered bride).
Trump's trademark is a gigantic Sharpie. I guess they don't even have access to the files.
there is always one 2 liters of Pepsi, that's gone in the first 5 mins.
Easy on the Pepsi, Fuller
and it's always PEPSI, like I did not show up for PEPSI
I’m gonna say something really brave: Pepsi is better with pizza than Coke
That's not brave, that's just spittin' straight fact.
My man
Only if they have Hawaiian style pizza
-agent of chaos
We'll call it--Pizzagate
Those aholes will buy hawaiian pizza
No they won’t! I’m pretty sure Hawaiian was invented by a Canadian.
So they haven't been redacting for a year. They have been lying.
Or they have done a mediocre job at it, as recent events have shown.
Or they did an accurate job and now they're looking for volunteers to work on the coverup.
Apparently those reports on a million dollars being spent to redact the files was bs then….?
Not really sure what is going on here. The files(some of them) have been released and they did a shit job. It’s chaos.
Only about 10% has been released. There are massive amounts of files. I say that only a small group of loyalists were allowed to read anything.
All they need is proof of authenticity for a string of murders and that's it.
If Trump is legitimately a serial killer, then his entire administration is done. Anyone tied to him in any way, shape or form is done.
Good luck burying that.
I want you to be right. But Oliver North has been rehabilitated. Alan Greenspan spent an eternity enjoying statesman status.
I'd like that too.
In comparison, those are wildly different cases though. Most wouldn't even know about Oliver North unless told about him.
I hilariously found out about him on American Dad. It just makes American politics super fucked up when people get away basically scot-free without major jail time for treasonous crimes.
The fact of the matter is that rarely do awful, powerful people get what’s coming to them. Nuremberg is notable because that’s what happened.
I expect Trump to shove off before any real consequences land, but I do think the rest of his family will see their name tarnished and just about everything he himself touched either ground to dust or preserved for the same reason we have museums to various atrocities.
Operation Paperclip is why we are where we are currently. That seeded the acceptance of Nazism into our culture in exchange for advances in medical science/technology, that we were currently enjoying the fruits of, up until recently (on the backs of millions of dead Jews used in all sorts of horrific science experiments).
I can hope that once Trump ceases, his entire extended family does too because there won't be an immunity shield to hide behind. By the looks of it, they won't be any safer in Russia either.
He did accuse Ted Cruz's father of being the Zodiac killer, was Trump in southern California in the late 60s and 70s?
Every accusation is a confession lol
For something so bizarre to even bring up, yeah, it really could be true.
He says some weird stuff that ends up being true. Like when he admitted Epstein trafficking girls in his massage parlour, and that was when he cut ties with Epstein, but he didn't cut ties with Epstein.
Then we later found out that's how a lot of women were being abducted/trafficked. Through Trump.
I honestly swear that he must have a split personality to openly admit this kind of stuff (like he did on his plane), before his other identities come out to deny it.
Like his demeanor for when he admitted this was like so unlike how Trump normally acts, soft-spoken, almost innocent-like, it was pretty bizarre.
He definitely has a lot wrong with him.
The FBI is paying redactors 1 BMW each
I think they were redacting the entire time - but were recently made aware that they had one job and failed miserably.
This is what happens when you hire people who think the pictures of Trump rescuing children from burning buildings on facebook are real.
Or there's just so much stuff that needs to be redacted.
A lot of rich, powerful pedophiles need protecting.
Their incompetence is the only reason to have hope
Then the only answer is to release all in full
God I would love it if redaction instructions were leaked.
If they force people to come in on Christmas we might get that lol
I’m willing to redact the files for free. Send them to me. As soon as I’m done sending them to every media center I can find I will redact them all.. I promise. …. There will be no unauthorized ( by me) leaks!!!! I mean, they will all be fully authorized.
Then you too will be found mysteriously dead.
There are seriously dangerous people in the files it’s not just Trump they are protecting but also the people that created Trump to ensure their dark secrets remain dark secrets
Imagine redacting that Ol’ Yam Tits raped children and thinking this is fine.
"C'mon deep state, work harder."
To paraphrase an old SNL skit I hope someone is "making copies" of the real files that is.
The copinator. Coparoony
Oops sorry how did those get released unredacted
Go in and collect OT and wiggle that mouse
Oh man I've had to deal with some of those documents too where OCR wouldn't work because it was handwritten or in a weird type font, it must be real inconvenient when you're on a cover up timeline
Meanwhile congress on day 300 of vacation
How is this real life? How can anyone do this all day then go home to their families and look them in the eye?
Quick! Get a bunch of 20 year old alpha lone wolf mega ultimate patriot men that don’t know how to scrub metadata from pdf redactions!
Again, there would be zero need to recruit volunteers for this if Trump wasn’t anywhere in them.
Or if he was but completely innocent.
Proof he knows he’s not or no need to cover it up.
Crazy how half the country can put up blinders.
I’ve never see such blind dick riding support for a politician until he came along. It’s scary.
Didn’t Trump literally just declare a few days ago that now federal employees have off from 12/24-12/26? So they’re literally calling people in after just giving them these days off?
Would Trump really do that, though? ...Just go out there and tell lies to the American people?
Trump is the only reason we can even say Merry Christmas. Before Trump, it always ended up looking like this
Merry Christmaswhen I typed it out. I think Obama had something to do with it.Impeach.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the cubes
Voluteers were redacting
Pedos and pubes
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through DC
Redactions were flying
To keep pedos free
Select all, color black, seems to be all they did for the rest of it.
Everything was supposed to be released on Friday.
I'll do it! Then I will tell everyone what I see. Because that is what an actual American hero will do.
Fuck all of you who are redacting and not telling the people. You are all on the wrong side. Fuck you all to hell. I hope you get what you deserve, which is an extreme amount of humiliation and pain.
Aww, poor things. Don't worry, we can handle those redactions for you if you want.
It would be a real shame if one of the volunteersaccidentally posted everything all at once.
That would be just terrible.
/s
There are paid signature gatherers in Utah trying to get Prop 4 revoked. That's the law that created a nonpartisan congressional districting mapping group together to create fair maps. They're paid by a large republican PAC.
My point is, the billionaires of this country are pitting the poor and middle class against the poor and middle class because everyone has to eat. These DOJ workers are just another example of middle class being forced to fuck over the middle class for the sake of a pedo billionare.
And what is the assignment? Yellow marker for Clinton, black marker for Trump?
Pick me pick me
Or me. I'll redact right to the internet!
Where do I sign up?
Volunteers? I can’t even imagine taking a fuckton of money to do this.
Of course, we’ve seen what people will do for a fuckton of money or even a crumb of dirt off the bottom of Trump’s shoes.
Trump SAd a 14 year old until she gave birth and then watched her uncle delete the newborn
Volunteers? They don't even intend to pay anyone to do all this hard and mentally disturbing work? The gall of these people.
A volunteer can do the funniest thing
"Sorry kids, Daddy can't celebrate Santa or baby Jesus this year! He has to help the President hide his multiple rapes of little girls."
Read: If you’re Jewish and you don’t volunteer for this, you’re in trouble.
Sign me up. I “promise” I’ll do it correctly so you can see all the layers of the PDF.
I mean, what if we all volunteered?
Anyone got some disappearing ink?
Holy fucking coal for christmas.
Hire a Russian asset, Donald.
So this is why Trump called for federal holidays.
What universe are we living in right now? And how can this admin not find groypers at Christmas?
Logan Paul, Andrew Tate, and now Donald Trump with the epstien files? You cant tell me santa isnt real....
May they be as qualified and competent as the ICE recruits these days
The “justice department” is going to cover for Trump in anyway they can.
It's more of a sin if you lie on Christmas
What a joke. Get cockeyed Kash to do it.
Do we have the email?
This is ridiculous, even the victims say just release the files.
That should result in more unintentional leaks of Trump’s name.
Hey I could use a side hustle, where do I sign up?
It’s infuriating how the right is taking this. They’re all in total denial or just glossing over it. They keep bringing up Clinton, as if that matters now, and they say that all of this is nothing but deflection and if he was in there the dems woulda released these years ago. It’s insane how many people blindly support Trump even though he is likely a pedo rapist. It makes me want to give up on humanity… then I come to Reddit and hate hope again lol
Yeah I went to the Conservative subreddit. They are all still celebrating that Trump is not in the files and Clinton is....even though we all know now that Trump is not only in the files but has very disturbing allegations against him in there.
Clinton issued a statement basically saying 'please release anything and everything in the files that pertain to me' and MAGA took it as proof that Clinton was hiding something.
There is no coming back from this. They passed around "redacted" photos of Clinton with kids that were taken at public events and cropped to look sketchy. Case closed. Trump was undercover to expose Clinton all along.
Lead paint, hookworms, playing with mercury from broken thermometers, doing drugs and guzzling booze while pregnant, getting dropped on their heads as babies... So many things must have gone wrong to produce these people.
Democrats should volunteer and make copies of everything.
How many files ARE there? Haven't they been doing this for months already??
They supposedly had. There was an article stating they’d already spent over a million dollars in overtime for this very thing.
Weren't they due in full, a week before Christmas?
Maybe you shouldn't have fired all those federal workers.
Can they not just have AI redact it or just hand out reems of black construction paper?
Trump has flooded the country with so much rank shit that we all just accept as “normal “procedure that his name will be fully redacted from Epstein files - except where they fuck up, of course.
Didn't the child rapist just sign a memo guaranteeing federal employees NOT work on Christmas and Christmas eve? What a fuck up...
Department of "Justice" desperate to prevent justice.
Can’t they just snatch their ICE goons from their families on Christmas Day?
They need to be able to read… most of the goons can’t even manage the label on a whiskey bottle.
I volunteer. However, my redactions will not be black boxes. Rather, they will be more like "Tr*mp"
Wait until they voluntell people to do it. Someone well get salty and do an "unintentional" poor job. Some losers probably think that volunteering for this will advance their career.. but I'm sure others see the writing in the wall already.
I volunteer! I know how to right click on a paragraph and highlight it with the little black paintbrush. ...Then not save it as a PDF. I can totally do this - and I won't even charge.
The DOJ begging for people to help protect the king pedophile and his pedophile buddies
Considering it legally had to be done already I don't blame anyone in the justice department for not wanting to play these stupid games.
Just get the people who did it last time so we can all read it
Hey DOJ... I'll be more than happy to help review the files for redactions! I've got friends who will help, and nobody would charge a penny for the assistance! Just send me the link to the raw information...
Type secure vault location here: HTTPS://_______________________________________________
JD:
No previous experience required
Remote position worldwide
Use your own personal computer
Salary will be made using Trump coin
TBH, I think it's sus AF they even need volunteers to redact these files. Withholdin' truth ain't cool DOJ, just spill the tea already. We all deserve to know wtf is happening behind those closed doors.
Its because the number of people actually redacting is probably very few. Trump kept saying thousands, but the only way to keep it from leaking was to have very few loyalists doing and Bondi got caught by the Law passed.
We have been lied to about them actually redacting. They have the vast majority unread.
I mean even loyalists at some point have to question what the hell they are redacting. Unless they are sociopaths, this shit really disturbing.
Hate to break it to you, but think cult.
I'll help. But, I demand I get to bring my phone in and no one questions the pictures I take.
Hopefully they continue to do as shoddy a job
I guess at least they didn’t state things related to national security needed to be redacted. It just says victims and other things. What “other” is, I’d like to know. Surely it could t be “national security”.
Oh, I absolutely volunteer …
I would literally do it I love redacting HIRE ME
Well I'm sure as hell not signing up for that shit, I'm bringing the popcorn bucket.
Who is in charge of redacting these files anyway? Surely not the DOJ alone. Should be some bipartisan group only blacking out what the court specified and it sure looks like there's a lot more than that getting the Sharpie treatment.
Heads must roll!
Oh yeah. Merry Xmas/Happy Holidays! Peace on earth and all that good stuff.
DOJ workers open email and scramble to escape before ICE arrives .
Volunteers? You can’t even pay these people?
I'll volunteer. 😎 I definitely absolutely won't make it super easy to read when they're realeased. Pinky promise.
How do I sign up, I promise I wont accidentally fail to redact things
This is some dictatorship shit
All they had to do was ask! Just send them over and we'll take care of it....
Ask big AI
I thought this was a The Onion article.
Trump himself said he could shoot someone in time square and get away with it. The only reason for him to be this scared is if his puppet masters are in the files or if it is so much worse than we think it is
I’ll do it. Would be good research for a book.
Jfc
Let’s hope that the voluntolds don’t know how to flatten a file.
Purposely miss a BUNCH of stuff
I'll do it. I need a photocopier and one billion dollars.
I'll help..... (wink wink, nudge nudge, ya know what i mean...?)
The United States Department of Justice are scrambling to hide the Epstein Files from American citizens.
They are complicit in protecting a convicted felon and child rapist who happens to be the current president of the United States.
Fa la la la la...
Can I volunteer? I promise I won't do an intentionally shoddy job, or spend my time looking for and leaking mentions of Trump.
Swear they’re doing all this performative shit just to cause more division for the holidays, they love families arguing in front of children, going no-contact with parents. Just bleeding every last cent, while burning the whole motherfucker down, then burning off to mars or a bunker.
For any new volunteers who are instructed to actually redact and not just highlight text in black, remember : 05, 05, 05 looks a helluva lot like 00, 00, 00 when saved as an image, but the fill tool will know the difference. Just putting it out there.
It’s a Christmas miracle
It's extra scary to imagine what else could be in the files. The leak has already implicated Trump in child rape murder and child murder. What else is there to hide? The most perverse thing I can think of is the Financials. It would completely track with these ghouls to be upset that America found out about the crimes, but panic when their money is threatened.
r/nottheonion
What a headline! lol
"Merry Christmas To All"
Can’t be true, we were told there were no files.
I doubt the MAGATs even care, this is so ridiculous that people can get away with shit like this.
They’ve reached their ink quota. Release the whole thing
Everyone who helps cover up this RAPE ring needs to be jailed.
Volunteers??