“I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe in a ball, 6 on 6 Pokémon style, extra spit up with a stockpile and a swallow, triple axle grease; make it growl, burn up it, and let it surf.”
(I have no fucking clue what I just texted, I just had the idea to put in as my Pokémon released things as I could. This was the best I could come up with.)
double triple means six patties, bossy is all-beef, deluxe is lettuce, tomato, onions and pickels, on a raft is on toast, 4x4 means four patties (making TEN PATTIES!) and four slices of cheese, animal style is cooked with mustard (and depending on who you ask, also means served with onion jam?), extra shingles is EVEN MORE toast, a shimmy and a squeeze is mayo or special sauce, light axle grease is cooked in a little bit of butter, make it cry is extra onions, burn it means well-done, and let it swim could just mean "to go" in underwater parlance.
Translating ALL THAT to your version, "in a ball" sounds like it could mean "to go" in Pokemon parlance. "6 on 6 Pokemon Style" is a terrifying six patties and slices of cheese cooked in that mustard (or with that onion jam, I guess), and "extra spit up" sounds horrific, but I could interpret that as extra special sauce. "A stockpile and a swallow" could mean any number of things, let's make it red onions (to make your mouth water) and extra tomatoes (for the flavor). "Triple axle grease", you absolute menace, means cooked in three times the butter! As if the original wasn't already a heart attack on a plate. "Make it growl" sounds like it could mean cooked rare, while "burn it up" could mean extra spicy. Finally, "Let it surf", since we've already got out "to go", let's call it drowning in condiments.
I'll have two numbah nines, a numbah nine large, a numbah six with extra dip, a numbah seven, two numbah forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Damn I'm jealous, I need this shiny alpha Emboar, and name it Gerudo, like the orc from the Reincarnated as a Slime anime, who is surely named like that as a reference to Ganon from Zelda being a demon boar and Ganondorf a gerudo.
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
Sir, this is a Pokemon Center.
Oh well then let me get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 20 full restores
Daring today aren't we?
Was gonna go for the Wendy's joke, but not only have I been beaten. This is just a better joke.
Here's my up vote.
“Ma’am, this is an Annihilape”
Okay then, can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
26 proteins
can I get uuuhhhhhhh big mac?
I'll have two #9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45s—one with cheese, and a large soda.
Better make it a diet….gotta keep it healthy
Oh but don't forget the seasonal pie, thank you
Will that be cash or credit?
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters!
Came here to look for this
Literally gives the name “Big Smoke” a new meaning
And a #50 with extra sauce
Let me guess, tiny. A small salad?
“I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe in a ball, 6 on 6 Pokémon style, extra spit up with a stockpile and a swallow, triple axle grease; make it growl, burn up it, and let it surf.”
(I have no fucking clue what I just texted, I just had the idea to put in as my Pokémon released things as I could. This was the best I could come up with.)
We serve Food here Mon
double triple means six patties, bossy is all-beef, deluxe is lettuce, tomato, onions and pickels, on a raft is on toast, 4x4 means four patties (making TEN PATTIES!) and four slices of cheese, animal style is cooked with mustard (and depending on who you ask, also means served with onion jam?), extra shingles is EVEN MORE toast, a shimmy and a squeeze is mayo or special sauce, light axle grease is cooked in a little bit of butter, make it cry is extra onions, burn it means well-done, and let it swim could just mean "to go" in underwater parlance.
Translating ALL THAT to your version, "in a ball" sounds like it could mean "to go" in Pokemon parlance. "6 on 6 Pokemon Style" is a terrifying six patties and slices of cheese cooked in that mustard (or with that onion jam, I guess), and "extra spit up" sounds horrific, but I could interpret that as extra special sauce. "A stockpile and a swallow" could mean any number of things, let's make it red onions (to make your mouth water) and extra tomatoes (for the flavor). "Triple axle grease", you absolute menace, means cooked in three times the butter! As if the original wasn't already a heart attack on a plate. "Make it growl" sounds like it could mean cooked rare, while "burn it up" could mean extra spicy. Finally, "Let it surf", since we've already got out "to go", let's call it drowning in condiments.
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I never thought someone would actually took the time to analyze my the random bs that I’ve just texted, holy peak!
If you want to see what this lv9000 calorie monster to feed a Hoopa looks like, check for the babish episode on the bubble bass burger.
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Lighten Klingklang, make it grind, burn it, and let it Facade.
Where'd she get allat 🥴
The only Alpha male I wanna hear about.
I’ll have the pig.
Pass the pork.
Don't call her that, she's a valuable healthcare worker :(
I'll have the nurse's cake please
we know this you, brock
Ayo
"Don't you mean...a Pig Mac?"
"Am I a joke to you Nurse Joy"
Daring today aren't we?
Call me Brock, cause I want some of that Joy
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"Hey, what the hell is going on up there?"
"The guy's trying to start a pay it forward chain!"
I'll have two numbah nines, a numbah nine large, a numbah six with extra dip, a numbah seven, two numbah forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
“Tiny? A small salad?”
“I want the BIG N’ NAAAASTY!”
Don't you mean the big n' tasty?
Uhhh no, the big n' NAAAASTY
I had no idea she had all that behind the counter. Geez Nintendo.
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"I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce"
Don't be frontin' son, no seeds on the bun.
We be up in this drive thru order for 2
I got a craving for a number nine, like my shoe.
This guy is an XS
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Trainer: excuse me sir, could you ecomend the food
Shiny emboar: "I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with the extra trip, a number 7, 2 number 45 one cheese and a large soda"
And a diet coke
Correct, Madam
Damn I'm jealous, I need this shiny alpha Emboar, and name it Gerudo, like the orc from the Reincarnated as a Slime anime, who is surely named like that as a reference to Ganon from Zelda being a demon boar and Ganondorf a gerudo.
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"What's in the patty?"
"Just the basic meats, like beef and por..."
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
And no pickles!
Incredible. I love the screenshots from this game haha.
Cannibalism
No it's fine, the 2% of it that is meat is from Oinkologne.
All you had to do was make me a big mac nurse joy!
It comes with a free side of Triforce of Power.
Jinbe is hungry
As long as it's not a bacon burger, otherwise it would be cannibalism.
Lol
iam not sure what big mac means to him, is it a regular human size or 10x the size
Ur getting an extra shiny burger xD
Get like 5 more emboar in there for 'byeh'
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Ngl i like the idea of a pokemon mcdonalds with like bunnelby Nuggets or idk Karpador Fish and chips
Okay piggy,you can hazz cheese burger
Didn't know they added Caseoh in Pokemon
“So you want a happy meal with an extra toy?”
“Correct, madam.”