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  • 10581 points dballz12

    Got them Pennywise eyes

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    4775 points kittymaridameowcy

    Don't insult Pennywise like that.

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    3037 points LadySayoria

    Well, you gotta admit they both love playing with kids.

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    1806 points devilquak

    And they’re probably both responsible for the death of children.

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    1365 points rotard13brew

    Definitely* not probably

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    459 points MikeisET

    True, but pennywise wasn’t quite as scary

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    320 points duckinradar

    Or, you know, real.

    Or president.

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    279 points TheBigToes

    Republicans would vote for Pennywise and get offended if you told them he was a demon clown

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    202 points RachelMcAdamsWart

    Yeah, Pennywise Derangement Syndrome

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    199 points Khaldara

    “I liked the part where he wistfully pined for Arnold Palmer’s dong and jerked off a microphone! Can’t wait for him to bulldoze the Iwo Jima monument so he can build a true testament to the greatest struggle the nation has ever had to overcome… an out-of-service escalator at the U.N.

    Finally America is respected again!”

    Whoops accidentally mentioned reality by mistake. Stephen King apparently has far better standards for fiction than Conservatives do for what they consider ‘leadership material’.

    But hey, at least they tariffed the shit out of themselves for no reason. Boy that really showed everyone. Maybe if they keep slamming their collective dicks in the car door it will finally make us ‘Great’!

    After all, the exact same eighty year olds that told them trickle down economics was totally going to work for half a century said so! If you can’t trust them who CAN you trust? Thanks right wing media!

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    102 points BeeBit22

    Trump isnt scary, the rabid pitbull of a nation he slogs alongside with a brittle chain is.

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    98 points pettyfan45

    Yeah Trump himself isn't scary, it's his cult that's scary. Trump is an almost 80 year old possibly dementia patient, without his psychotic death cult he would have been removed by now.

    The same cult the that stormed the Capital on January 6th looking to hang then Vice President Mike Pence, the same cult who saw children being locked in effectively concentration camps and are like "hell yeah", the same cult who are seeing the economy going to absolute shit and calling it "the price of freedom", the same cult that are exited about Trump illegal sending the military into democrat held cities, the same cult who love that this administration is outright committing war crimes and love it, the same cult who somehow think Trump calling himself a king and metaphorically pissing on the Constitution will help the country, and the same cult who see the Epstein files where at absolutely best case Trump has close personal ties to man who sexually exploited children and traffic them to worst partook in the exploitation and trafficking, but might have murdered a child too and will still follow this monster.

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    66 points herbert-camacho

    Yep. The guy was voted in office, twice. Fucking TWICE. Our problems aren't over when he's out of office.

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    31 points DigitalUnlimited

    I'm not so sure he was, every day there's new evidence of rigging and fraud

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    35 points No-Ship8603

    the scary part is pennywise isnt real

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    37 points mkat23

    So far we apparently choose the bear and choose Pennywise over men and MAGA I guess.

    Honestly I’d choose a bear or Pennywise over MAGA. It’s just safer.

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    29 points poopgodisdead

    Its not the nation, its his cult followers.

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    61 points Spoda_Emcalt

    Yeah let's never forget his mishandling of the pandemic response. As far as I'm concerned, he's at least partially responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. The POS should be rotting in jail.

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    18 points Deranged-genius

    Except only is an actual murderer and pedophile

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    36 points HazardsRabona

    Pennywise at least has the decency to do it only once every 27(?) years.

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    68 points Calm_Neat_6828

    And they both know how to trick boomers into not seeing what is directly in front of their faces.

    Trump is Pennywise. Case closed.

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    82 points ThreeDawgNight

    Oh hell no. Not all boomers, I’m not taking the fall for this idiot being president.

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    21 points OKCLD

    People forget we need every vote and like 40 something% of boomers voted against him. Burning bridges isn't smart.

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    22 points Calm_Neat_6828

    To be fair he also had Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, Steven Crowder, Tim Pool, The Quartering, Andrew Tate, and soooooooo many more dumbass influencers scooping out the Gen Z votes as well. They really went to war with the amount of young people they could grab while they were still easily influenced.

    There is still a good amount of ignorance out there, but that tide has been shifting this year too. Trumpers fucked up by leaning so hard into the Epstein files and having them released. It makes it even worse for them when past influencers like Kash Patel and Dan Bongino are the idiots in charge trying to cover this shit up after so many years of trying to expose it. It says a lot, and the youngsters are online more, so they aren’t so easily swayed when they realize what’s going on.

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    11 points NobodysLoss1

    Really closer to 48% . And Boomer women voted close to 55% Democrat.

    It's men over age 35-40. White men.

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    39 points Skizot_Bizot

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    51 points Wiley_Dave

    Not this boomer, my friend, and not the boomers that I know. Not all boomers are alike and it’s not realistic to assume all boomers have the same mindset.

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    30 points Cinq_A_Sept

    Agreed.. boomers more active than Genz in getting this ahole out of office.

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    15 points Illustrious_Neat2472

    They're also both clowns.

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    32 points cyriustalk

    This is like a life lesson for all Pennywise-wannabe.

    If you want to play with kids all your life and without any consequences, become a US president!

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    23 points loz_fanatic

    Yea, but Pennywise at least has the decency to only scare, murder and eat the kids he interacts with. The other one just rapes and murders

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    189 points mecha_andyman

    One is a horrible monster that preys on children, the other is Pennywise

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    99 points Requiem2389

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    26 points Playpolly

    Pound Foolish

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    31 points Prosecco1234

    Definitely not a flattering angle

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    76 points kittymaridameowcy

    No angle is flattering for this rotting orange.

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    116 points More_Charge_5175

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    93 points Particular_Can_9688

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    75 points Psigun

    Oh, now I get it. We are living in the sequel to IT. The Deadlights were unearthed from under the old East Wing of the White House.

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    31 points AeonBith

    I'm watching the wrong movie, I keep waiting for the Wayne's world alternate ending.

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    58 points ohgodimbleeding

    Wait ... who is he looking at? In which direction?

    Edit: altered photo to make TFG look worse.

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    31 points beachhunt

    His "enemies" who are everywhere.

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    27 points Adjective-Noun-nnnn

    He has a rare genetic condition known as Atchaforya. One eye is looking atcha and the other forya.

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    67 points subaru5555rallymax

    Wait ... who is he looking at? In which direction?

    It's a fake.

    Original version of this clown

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    67 points Estellalatte

    It’s not much better.

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    54 points subaru5555rallymax

    It’s not much better.

    So just post the original? The unedited fuglyness speaks for itself.

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    11 points mzpip

    Jesus fuck - - who would pay $375.00 for this??

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    9 points Think_Monk_9879

    Bro thats literally the first thing i thought of when i saw this 

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    34 points moaz007

    Look up pig eye it looks very similar to his

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    29 points Lazy_meatPop

    But pigs are more intelligent and useful.

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  • 1207 points tinker_townie

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    94 points platonicvoyeur

    Omg it’s gilear

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    21 points razorbak852

    Not enough stains on his shirt

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    14 points Guydelot

    That makes me sad, and honestly Trump would too if he weren't actively hurting so many other people.

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    1 points karumetsaspuuotsas

    I feel bad if that is a real person

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    5 points Keith-Steve-Howard

    This is what happened to his kidneys

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    5 points aberroco

    "JD is a 90 years old man presenting to the emergency room where we are now"

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  • 6654 points NatureCarolynGate

    President Bozo the sexually abusive clown

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    788 points omegacrunch

    .....so youre saying he is about to jack off?

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    439 points Druxun

    Bozo did the dub.

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    79 points thatguyinstarbucks

    I just saw ITYSL for the first time this last week, and I swear to god the quotes from that show are in every Reddit thread, I just didn’t notice it before.

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    21 points Call-Me-Matterhorn

    We’re everywhere

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    21 points TheCatDeedEet

    We goose the threads a little. It’s a circus thing.

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    32 points ARGeetar

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    17 points Dash_Underscore

    See that user? u/Druxun? They give. u/omegacrunch? They also give. Looooootta people give. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You hit me in the cup.

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    34 points Druxun

    There’s a quote for every situation.

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    20 points DontBotherNoResponse

    WRONG!

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    28 points Hellament

    It’s the perfect thing

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    30 points Detective-Crashmore-

    I've gotta find a way to make money on this. It's simply TOO GOOD.

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    72 points Prestigious-Lynx-177

    Oh, is it like that's what he wanted to say? 

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    74 points XenomorphBOI

    No, it’s Bozo. Bozo did the dub

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    29 points DoctorDinghus

    Unprofessional bullshit.

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    28 points Detective-Crashmore-

    You see, that's my quote, that's my rate. They have to pay me another 2 mil even if I do a bad job :))

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    7 points Ypuort

    Username checks out

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    16 points biochamberr

    I think it makes more sense if someone else does the dub?

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    98 points Berkamin

    Stroking two ghosts.

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    22 points mainandd

    Doing the pedo shuffle

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    92 points Duranti

    He's not even supposed to BE HERE today

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    44 points xorvillesashx

    What is this, Epstein files on a clownputer? Fuck that, probably ain’t got no names.

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    19 points woodwardian98

    The blood that was pressurizing his brain left when a rogue cellphone signal hit his Bluetooth penis pump

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    30 points phils_phan78

    I hope nobody goes home and fucks my mom

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    27 points omegacrunch

    If he does you can just burst out of the wall and have a huge c....

    Wait a minute. No

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    32 points dyzrel

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    15 points ghostface218

    "Our wires must have got crossed somewhere"

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    14 points Umbraje

    He's definitely got a clownputer

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    40 points Kennydoe

    Worst. Childrens'. Party. Entertainment. EVER.

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    17 points FatboyChuggins

    President Dozo. The sleeping President

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  • 4566 points LeopoIdStotch

    When this petty bitch is finally gone this should be his official portrait.

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    1109 points cubosh

    how about no portrait forever

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    384 points BackgroundCat

    How about just launch an old jack-o-lantern at the wall and call it good enough?

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    71 points dandrevee

    Let's do that and see how long it takes people to notice the difference

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    8 points toylenny

    In the future they'll rename pumpkin chuckin to pedo head rolls.

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    167 points texas-playdohs

    There’s no living this down. We need our noses rubbed in this shit. If we have any reputation left in this world, we need to own this abortion we inflicted on the planet.

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    86 points finnjakefionnacake

    we are not going to be able to because even after trump goes, there is the small matter of tens of millions of his voters and the constant assault on politics the religious right has been fomenting for decades.

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    65 points Superman246o1

    The only thing more horrifying than the fact that we collectively chose this is the fact that tens of millions of people want more of this.

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    44 points fountain_of_buckets

    They literally want him to be a dictator or a king, even if it's a complete disaster for them personally. The tribalism and hatred for the other group is so strong and brainwashed that they'd rather have a literal tyrant breaking the law every day, selling sneakers and watches in the white house, literally smashing a wing of the white house down than have the opposition win.

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    6 points sitkasnake65

    and they will continue to want it until it affects them.

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    49 points Outcast199008

    Nah, we need a visual representation for actual human trash in the history books.

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    16 points cubosh

    i agree actually.  whether or not our voting power is real and representative, what is happening is etched in history already

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    12 points Im_the_President

    And risk a repeat? We can’t afford to forget this fucker.

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    21 points mensfrightsactivists

    can’t learn from the memories that are erased. history books need to document all of his failures, abuses, and tyranny very carefully i think. and this photo should be watermarked on every page of that chapter imo

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    18 points LeopoIdStotch

    I support this

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    69 points GlorytoGlorzo

    Put up a portrait but put a big redacted block over his ugly face

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    19 points discussatron

    A real small redacted block right under his nose.

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    36 points cmarkcity

    If this petty bitch can make the official White House Biden portrait an autopen, here’s my vote for Trumps official portrait

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    19 points javoss88

    We’ve had more than enough of this horror for eons. Burn it and hope for cleansing of the world

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    348 points thereasonrumisgone

    King Henry viii's corpse blew up during transport

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    116 points NotEvenWrongAgain

    Oh man as soon as the guy you replied to mentioned his corpse, my mind went to Henry viii and the fetid smell of his coffin bursting

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    63 points smol_coc_man

    He'd be a hazard. Like a beached whale

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    24 points NetDork

    Oregon knows how much trouble those can be.

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    8 points BinaryWanderer

    One of the first viral videos I saw - before the internet was even available in my area. A friend shared it with me on a BBS.

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  • 2296 points easyjo

    is there really a need to post 'shopped photos when there's other about though? original: https://preview.redd.it/to-be-fit-for-being-the-president-v0-w8q612kil8ag1.png?width=447&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e3eb0e6470164cdf1976562a8f3e146351dbc81

    edit: another better image: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyvmj6mem70o

    edit: Original getty source: https://www.gettyimages.com.au/detail/news-photo/president-donald-trump-speaks-in-the-oval-office-at-the-news-photo/2216140249

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    922 points NonMagical

    Agreed. It’s so easy to criticize him and post actual bad photos of him without needing to spread misinformation.

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    290 points petrichorax

    This is what I keep telling people but no one listens.

    It's harming integrity for ZERO GAIN. Stop it!

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    82 points dojo_shlom0

    yeah don't do this for anything. don't give these freaks fuel to claim the left is witch hunting and posting misinformation too! please do not gift wrap them bullshit to use as fuel.

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    7 points raychilli

    Yeah he still looks like shit regardless.

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    27 points Molarkey

    Jesus… you made me view it 4 times. My eyes!

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    128 points damndartryghtor

    Thank you. I'm all for disliking the tangerine baboon, but I don't like to be manipulated and misinformed.

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    139 points sup3rrn0va

    This has been really common lately. Photos like this are now going to live up to the “fake news” that this guy always whines about that didn’t exist.

    The guy is hideous as is. No need to photoshop.

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    7 points HusbeastGames

    you know, i knew the OP posted a shopped image, but I didn't expect the shop to be that similar to the original. a simple crop would have been more than enough, and people would still need to be reassured it wasn't a shop.

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    566 points phosphorescence-sky

    Its the generation of lead paint and asbestos that created this.

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    208 points CoralBooty

    Don’t forget lead in gasoline

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    85 points gaflar

    This is the big one. Anyone born before the ~80s grew up breathing lead.

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    63 points joanofarcade

    It just isn’t as simple as that, there are many layers to this insanity. I’m one of those from said generation, as are many of my like minded friends. Please don’t blame all of us for this fucking atrocity. No matter how much lead and asbestos I huffed against my will, I would never wish this goblin on the universe. I just don’t want people glaring at people in my bracket, thinking to themselves that we did this. It’s a massive fuck up that spans generations, and I really hope there’s a sweeping change amongst every one of them.

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    10 points dumdumpants-head

    Im convinced I'm dummer cuz I was born in 1977, which came 3 years before 1980, and

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    5 points 43848987815

    There are plenty of people from later generations that blindly swear allegiance to him. I don’t think anyone seriously thinks this is a solely gen x issue.

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    66 points zaphod777

    A lot of young people voted for him this time around too.

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    90 points Pussbo_Faggins

    Gen Z males are pretty fucked

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    59 points Scarbane

    The so-called "male loneliness crisis" is self-inflicted.

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    34 points TotallyNotAMarvelSpy

    This is so fucking true.

    Seeing how young guys behave and expect women to just put up with their bullshit behavior is the most delusional thing I've seen in a long time.

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    6 points vardarac

    I think it's more complicated than that. There are plenty of knobs doing stuff that makes them socially radioactive, but then there are plenty more that simply didn't get a decent upbringing, social experience, or just aren't built or have structural forces preventing them from meeting the standards of the partners they want.

    These men are funneled into algorithms that prey on their loneliness and jealousy and insecurity, that tell them there are simple solutions to their problems, that other groups are at the root of it, and that all they have to do is just treat those people a little worse with every reel.

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    21 points H1_V0LTAGE

    Im pretty sure him and Elon fixed the election. It was easy to do so since the democrats kind of fumbled their side of the presidential race. Biden not stepping down earlier then handing it off to kamala when it wasnt voted on by the people. The entire system in america is fucked.

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    15 points 09Trollhunter09

    TPUSA was worse than all that asbestos and lead in their cereals

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    14 points eddub_17

    Florida has the most active lead water pipes in the country.

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    6 points phosphorescence-sky

    🤔 also its as humid as a ballsack 24/7!

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    45 points Androidgenus

    This guy is Jesus to the entire Republican Party. Absolute brain dead fucking scumbags, the whole party

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    17 points LookAlderaanPlaces

    And should be in jail for directly supporting the Russian kremlin’s operation to destroy the US from the inside.

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  • 104 points ObiWanKenodar

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  • 69 points kristaycreme

    Butthole eyes

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    8 points atteres

    Butthole everything.

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  • 99 points DreamOfTheEndless_

    Is this real? I’m not saying it’s not, but god damn dude looks like Steve Buscemi.

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    124 points Away_team42

    Nah it’s photoshopped as many others have pointed out. OP be on the karma grift

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    37 points _caitleigh

    MAGA be like

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  • 17 points ThortheAssGuardian

    Looks like an irradiated toad

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  • 15 points KendrickMaynard

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  • 44 points sonicfanultracoolguy

    Looks like he slept on the stove

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  • 12 points Hexxys

    Sometimes I can't believe this is reality

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  • 47 points We_Are_Coming_For_U

    One of the most unattractive humans I’ve ever seen

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    5 points BeautifulAdorable335

    Always has been. He used to dye his eyebrows. He’s a mutant 

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  • 10 points SWITCHFADE_Music

    I can't be the only one that sees it with the eyes.

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  • 45 points VeterinarianWhole126

    Dude looks like a fucking orangutan

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    13 points Few_Philosopher2039

    Orangutans are better people than him. Don't insult.

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  • 34 points Vomitingcrab

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  • 10 points Pretend-Ostrich-5719

    Christ...those poor little girls.

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  • 34 points _Pewterschmidt_

    This fucking timeline…

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  • 7 points RikimaruRamen

    He looks tremendously healthy!

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  • 8 points HistoryLVR

    Worst thing to happen to the USA.

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  • 8 points Tinatalk-

    I’m real tired of this version of America.

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  • 8 points josh_the_misanthrope

    I mean looks shouldn't matter but they really elected the dumbest looking motherfucker on the planet.

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  • 16 points guydoestuff

    americas pdf.

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  • 21 points Rasikko

    "You deserve the government you vote for"

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  • 21 points flargenhargen

    sure he's orange, fat, senile, and has insane cankles.

    but he's also a traitor and pdf file who has betrayed and sold out the country and lied to his supporters.

    I guess each person can decide which of those is worse.

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  • 13 points pat9714

    Ghoul.

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  • 91 points Bobo3076

    Do we really need to post photoshopped pictures of him when he already looks like a decaying corpse?

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  • 7 points JDPdawg

    Ahhh. A face only gollum could love.

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  • 6 points YOURESTUCKHERE

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  • 7 points lurkersteve3115

    he is an absolutely disgusting human being

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  • 8 points -cmram28

    Imagine losing your country to a fat bitch that can’t even blend their foundation correctly😒

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  • 6 points spookybollocks

    He looks like that one grandpa who ate paint thinking it was yogurt

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  • 7 points dpdxguy

    I still can't get over the fact that orange clown makeup wearing, tub of lard is the masculine ideal for MAGA.

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  • 6 points chunkykongracing

    America is a colon, and this is the asshole

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  • 7 points Paolito14

    So embarrassing

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  • 6 points Ghost-1911

    Americas festering boil.

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  • 5 points No_Boysenberry7353

    The national embarrassment

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  • 6 points Iamsn0wflake

    I couldn't stop laughing at the realization....

    White america was SO FURIOUS about Obama winning, that they collectively decided to band together and force America to have "the best president ever"

    Which turned out to be someone so morally bankrupt, so financially inept, so insecure, so unapologetically disgusting...that they'd make Obama himself look like 90s Era Michael Jordan.

    This was the best you could offer, that would be better than HIM?! 🤣 Seriously, you couldn't give america ONE singular president that wouldn't constantly fall back on the ONLY card you know how to play outta sheer inferiority?!

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  • 6 points Scoobydoofan234

    I don’t think he’ll make it to the end of his term

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  • 5 points Emotional_Bath_4430

    He’s such a douche bag and the people who voted for him are worse

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  • 5 points GesturingEarful

    He looks like he's about to drop dead. Tbat would save America a lot of embarrassment and a few wars.

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  • 6 points downtheholeagain

    I hope the next administration uses this photo in the presidential library

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  • 5 points damnburglar

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  • 6 points MrWilstone

    Hate you trump

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  • 36 points lawrencejaxon

    What shit paper looks like after a good number 2

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  • 5 points Quelonius

    Ah, the master race.

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  • 5 points Mitoni

    He even looks like he's saying "Jews"

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  • 5 points Supernova_Soldier

    This mf hideous

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  • 4 points MickLittle

    Mark this NSFW

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  • 4 points amenflurries

    Shit smeared face, what a joke

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  • 5 points Blackbelt010

    Face of Pure Evil with Pure Evil intentions.

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  • 5 points socialscum

    It's like watching a pig rot from the inside out

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  • 5 points AstronautExcellent17

    Like a blobfish that wished to be a puppet wearing a real boy's skin.

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  • 5 points SlayJayR17

    What a joke. It’s embarrassing as an American to say this is the guy running it.

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  • 6 points Kind_Problem9195

    He always looks so gross

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  • 4 points SammehPls

    What did we do to deserve this?

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  • 5 points Martag02

    He looks like a Jack 'O Lantern left out from the week after Halloween.

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  • 5 points Call-Me-Matterhorn

    He looks like a deep sea fish that’s dying because it was torn from its home and brought to the surface 😂

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  • 4 points boatmanmike

    Lose the makeup old man, you look ridiculous.

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  • 5 points cbtrn

    Looks like one of the 1,000 lbs sisters. Amy.

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