What’s so scary about sprite?
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  • 2412 points ElephantZoot

    Babe what's wrong you've hardly touched your boot of sprite

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    426 points Bavisto

    https://i.redd.it/r2qwrtiz7t6g1.gif

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    117 points spreaddamayo

    He didn’t even twist the boot

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    40 points Bavisto

    Rookie mistake

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    12 points Extreme_GamerYT

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    32 points ChorkPorch

    Yes! And it didn’t splash! It looks like that boot was engineered to not let that happen. The top of the boot looks more inclined, possibly to prevent an air bubble.

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    69 points Billy420MaysIt

    The first thing I thought of when I saw the boot. I love Beerfest and Broken Lizard.

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    2 points Yorokobi224

    Same. Ive watched this and Club Dreadnway too often

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    2 points alexhaase

    I'm hoping the new Super Troopers is good, the last one flubbed a bit imo

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    8 points Careful-Wash

    Classic. Can’t believe this movie is almost 20 years old!

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    5 points glitchfit

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  • 1220 points OriginalBlackberry89

    "holy c—HOLy HeCk" 😐

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    416 points avidlydistracted

    My man is letting his mormon show

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    64 points Glaciomancer369

    As a member... this made me chuckle

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    38 points tired_of_old_memes

    Hold up, Mormons can't say holy cow?

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    29 points 062d

    I assumed the holy c- was holy crap not holy cow

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    9 points tired_of_old_memes

    Oh, I hadn't considered that. Thank you.

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    5 points OG_Felwinter

    It was definitely gonna be a holy cow. He said more than just the C, and the next letter wasn’t R.

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    5 points tired_of_old_memes

    Maybe he was planning to say it like cuh-rap

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    21 points toteselevated

    I dated a Mormon and he would sit on my dick so it all really differs from person to person

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    6 points tired_of_old_memes

    Fair point.

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    4 points yumstheman

    It’s only a sin if you don’t have someone jumping on the bed next to you.

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    6 points EmphasisFrosty3093

    They sing pedo praises but are offended by everything else.

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    11 points AlideoAilano

    We can. It's a joke.

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    8 points StretchFrenchTerry

    There’s still time to leave r/exmormon

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    2 points StretchFrenchTerry

    There’s still time to leave r/exmormon

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    77 points izilovesyou2

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    59 points Arson-Welles

    Didn’t want to offend any cows that might be watching

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    20 points Throwaway_09298

    My wife is 32. In our 11 years of being together she has only ever said "crap" one time. It was actually for my birthday lol. When she's really mad about something, like really really mad she says "stinkers"

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    14 points SarcasmWarning

    It wasn't just "holy c-", it was "holy co-". Is heck less offensive than a cow?

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    11 points sh4d0wm4n2018

    Didn't want to offend any Hindus

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    2 points DJEvillincoln

    Gahd I hate the word heck.

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  • 580 points CarlosG0619

    Next time just buy the 2L bottle

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    146 points lmaytulane

    No way dude survives an extra 7 oz

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    30 points Juan_Moe_Taco

    That be the 7oz that broke the sprite drinking camels back. XD

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    6 points GrowlingPict

    1.5 L then. If the cans are approx 330ml like they are over here then five cans is a little over 1.5 liters, so that should be fine. It will also not have all the carbonisation knocked out of it by that idiotic pour.

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    2 points Commentator-X

    Here in Canada they're 355ml cans.

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    2 points Accomplished-City484

    In Australia they’re 375ml, I like foreign beer but that missing 45ml is a bloody outrage

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    39 points Smart-Protection-845

    Aluminium with plastic inside tastes a lot better 😅🤣

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    2 points web_of_french_fries

    You say that as if a 2 liter isn’t made of all plastic 

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    12 points HolyMackerel20

    Probably so people can't say he put something other than sprite in the bottle.

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    6 points Codsfromgods

    In high school I chugged a 2L bottle of generic sprite and threw up all over the bathroom stall. Would reccomend

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  • 643 points Suspected_Magic_User

    The burp was surprisingly light, because all the gas went out because of how he poured it

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    133 points Mediocre-Brain9051

    He was farting while drinking. If you listen attentively you can perceive that part of his technique.

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    2 points fisseface

    This guy farts

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    8 points TheAutisticClassmate

    It could also be a low and slow burp, I've had those before

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  • 81 points ThePsychoDog

    Das.... BOOOOOT!!!

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    9 points ShinyHeinies

    he didn't have to turn the boot?!

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    4 points bagelwithclocks

    my life is a lie

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    4 points debtquity

    Guy in video has a baby boot. But I do remember the larger "das boots" needed a turn. 

    I even looked it up.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2xEPXT9eEM&pp=ygUOZGFzIGJvb3QgdHJpY2s%3D

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    22 points Stambro1

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    8 points Sancticide

    Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices!

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  • 220 points Dikheed

    I'm genuinely disappointed not to see that burp in it's entirety.

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    114 points Complex_Slice

    You're in a subreddit where we specifically send cut videos.

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    50 points Dikheed

    Yeah I'm aware, but this one got to me.

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    8 points failed_supernova

    His tiktok username is right there.

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    27 points Dikheed

    Eew, tik tok.

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    20 points BrownEyeBearBoy

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    10 points DeGriz_

    This sub again….

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    4 points Rasberrycello

    Cut *screams*. Not burps.

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    4 points keithstonee

    I'm genuinely disappointed in how he poured it. he gotta do it again. that was basically water.

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  • 69 points TheBallotInYourBox

    This is the biggest Youth Pastor Energy I’ve seen in a long while

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  • 22 points doob22

    r/perfectlycutburps

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  • 22 points hallmark-magic

    Watch your profamity

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    3 points jerryleebee

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  • 30 points pdx619

    Should have turned the boot

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    7 points LolYouFuckingLoser

    Why didn't the bubble kill him?!

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  • 19 points bshaw301

    Mormons are crazy bro

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  • 8 points Disckize

    He wasted all the bubbles!! 😭

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    4 points MusicianBudget3960

    On purpose. You dont own a boot and then pretend  youou dont dont know how to pour carbonated beverages. 

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  • 8 points JediMasterKenJen

    For the record, he was drinking Sprite Zero (can tell by the coloring of the words on the can) which is fair cause the sugar of regular Sprite is ridiculous let alone 5 cans.

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  • 7 points Fr05t_B1t

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    2 points FHL88Work

    He didn't say it, but they were Sprite Zero, so only artificial sugar.

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  • 6 points FileMoist7289

    Badland chugs has a new rival i see...

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    3 points quelewds

    Badlands is this guy's Mr. Miyagi

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  • 6 points Kingful

    Why this guy look like a pencil eraser

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  • 8 points fastlerner

    First, that was a burp, not a scream.

    Second, /r/gifsthatendtoosoon

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  • 3 points Pommel

    A mega pint?

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  • 4 points DerCatzefragger

    Everyone had that one kid in high school who would bring their own gallon of chocolate milk in for lunch, make a big spectacle over chugging the entire thing in 10 seconds, and then stand there with a big self-satisfied smile like they were waiting for everyone to carry them out of the cafeteria on their shoulders like Rudy.

    Good for you, dude.

    Good for you.

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  • 9 points Scandinavian-Viking-

    Is this what social media and our society has come to

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    5 points White_foxes

    Your username is “Scandinavian-Viking” and should already know that this isn’t something new, because sometimes Vikings did things like drinking a good amount of mead from a boot.

    The difference today is that it’s posted on social media so everyone can see it, not just the people in the mead hall enjoying the feast.

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  • 3 points mcqtom

    Dude woulda been so cancelled if he had finished that holy cow.

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  • 3 points ImNotAFirefighter

    Im confused as to why I am legally bound to subscribe to his channel because he drank a sprite

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  • 3 points yoshi_drinks_tea

    Hey, it’s zero sugar. At least he’s smart.

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  • 5 points legend72

    Not as good as this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gtxkf40HtY

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    6 points spaz_chicken

    Personally, I like this one better.

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    2 points Keaton427

    They're about tied for me. The first one is a classic but the second one brings me to tears 😭

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  • 6 points alfalfareignss

    That one chug has almost 200 grams of sugar. Yeesh.

    Edit: it’s zero sugar, my bad

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    3 points good-boi-Morado

    *would have almost 200 grams of sugar

    He’s drinking sugar-free.

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    2 points alfalfareignss

    Ope! Missed that. Well less awful for sure lol

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    3 points 062d

    it's the zero sugar sprite he's using... Dont imagine this is safe or remotely healthy but at least he went sprite zero

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  • 2 points MRbaconfacelol

    how does one do this

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  • 2 points Trick_Bed_3643

    DAS BOOT

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  • 2 points rbamssy17

    my eyes just got wider as the video progressed

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  • 2 points Sufficient-Set2644

    Didn't know Conan O'Brien had a long lost brother from Temu...

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  • 2 points menasan

    200 grams of sugar goes down smooth

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    2 points G-FreekTV

    Its zero sugar lmao

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  • 2 points XXX-115

    Diabetes 101 right here

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  • 2 points GolumCuckman

    Burped like Mike wizowski at the end of his stand up

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  • 2 points _Empty-R_

    sprite so fucking refreshing. god.

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  • 2 points parker1019

    Artificial sweetener speed run…

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  • 2 points tribak

    A footlong sprite

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  • 2 points TheBigBadDuke

    That's diabetic behavior.

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  • 2 points Hopkinsad0384

    Beerfest lies to us. No bubble.

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  • 2 points ChewyChao

    At least it’s zero sugar lol. Otherwise that’s like almost 1000 calories

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  • 2 points Majestic_Annon

    Its zero tho. Weak.

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  • 2 points YoGrodagru

    Wait, he didn't have to turn the boot so the pocket of air didn't spray the Sprite in his face? Beerfest lied to me?

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  • 2 points Posterus96

    Now try it with McDonald's Sprite.

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  • 2 points MaXxxxBoooosshh

    I used to do this. But with beer

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  • 11 points mdhunter99

    DON’T POUR IT LIKE THAT

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    68 points Iron_Bob

    No he definitely needed to pour it like that to get as much carbonation released as possible before the chug

    And it didnt overflow, so what are you so upset about that its got you in all caps?

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    12 points Krisuad2002

    Well at least it didn't spill, which was what I was expecting

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    10 points Fuji-___-

    so how is the right way to pour it? genuine question I'm a dumbass

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    15 points koksklumpen

    Tilt the glass, then pour into the side of the glass. As a German you learn this as a small boy (beer).

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    2 points Fuji-___-

    damn, I did not expect this many replies, thanks y'all 😭😭

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    13 points Iron_Bob

    You're not a dumbass

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    10 points Fuji-___-

    thanks, buddy 🥹

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    9 points mdhunter99

    Glass is at an angle, the greater the angle the less foam. Straight up like in the video look how much you’re losing.

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    6 points Shylo132

    Less bubbles = more flavor

    More bubbles = less flavor

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    16 points ITHETRUESTREPAIRMAN

    If you’re chugging it, you want the carbonation to be gone. Lol

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    8 points Shylo132

    Oh I know, but they asked for the correct way to pour it.

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    2 points justin_memer

    Down the side so it doesn't lose carbonation as quickly.

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    4 points lolcrunchy

    If you want a good drink, sure. If you want as little carbonation as possible to make the chug easier, he did it right.

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  • 2 points Masske20

    That was 1,775ml of sprite or 1.775L, for anyone curious but lazy about the math.

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  • 2 points Slappy911

    I hate it when people tell me I have to like a video if they do a thing. They have no control over what I like, they don't know how much cereal I want. They don't know my life!

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  • 1 points splashcopper

    It's not the sprite, he's actually afraid of his ceiling, since he only screams when he looks up

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  • 1 points heygabehey

    He turned into a sea lion.

    sea lion killing… it

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  • 1 points CredibleNonsense69

    I think he drank from his nose and mouth simultaneously to chug it that fast

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  • 1 points nOtitsStubie

    The scary part is that he did not spilled a single drop while chugging from a boot.

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  • 1 points Gnarly_Sarley

    Shoenice 2.0

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  • 1 points JammmJam

    Looks how carbonated this is

    As it all breaks out

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  • 1 points bojodojoAZ

    Wanna impress? Do that with Vernors.

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  • 1 points QuoteCaver

    Thank god those are Sprite zeros. I mean, probably not that much more healthy, but still.

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  • 1 points AgentT23

    Perfectlycutburp?

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  • 1 points DeerMysterious9927

    Supposed to eat a banana puree before hand

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  • 1 points piratesbooty

    You ain't badlands, get outta here

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  • 1 points dunkey12345

    Sprite is spicy lemonade

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  • 1 points Humble-Replacement60

    Temu version of BadlandsChugs

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  • 1 points work-throw-away-420

    i WISH i had these skills for the colonoscopy prep i just had to do!

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  • 1 points Jokierre

    r/perfectlycutburps

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  • 1 points WarDaddyPUKA

    How come he didn’t have to twist it? I was led to believe, based on the educational documentary “Beerfest” that you had to twist or dump what you were drinking on the floor?

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  • 1 points wwerdo4

    Now eat a banana

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  • 1 points _zamoht_

    Holy cap!!!

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  • 1 points Addyad

    Bro. Drinking just 1 can leaves my throat dry and makes me not talk properly for couple more days. 

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  • 1 points SmolWorldBigUniverse

    I did not know that a glas in the shape of a boot is a thing outside of Germany. We call it just Boot (Stiefel) and we trink Beer in it and when you're 15, every German kid learns the best tactic to jugg it, to not get that big gulp of air (got to turn the heel once it's leveled). Wonderful times.

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  • 1 points spaceapeatespace

    Sometimes I wonder if universal healthcare is really the answer. (Just kidding)

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  • 1 points Consistent_War_2480

    I can see why he chose zero sugar.

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  • 1 points 2shizhtzu4u

    Enough talking (loud exhale)

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  • 1 points muteen

    How do you even learn how to chug like that

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    3 points GlassTablesAreStupid

    Suckin peen

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  • 1 points bullydog123

    He needs to be a real dude and do it with Root Beer

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  • 1 points Miserable_Peak6649

    Chugging Sprite burns so bad.. I cant imagine chugging 5 of them

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  • 1 points WrayzNephew

    Meh 🥱 soft things… let’s see mans do that with Barqs Root Beer…heard its got bite

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  • 1 points keithstonee

    i don't think he poured it from high enough. there was still some slight carbonation in the sprite. bro thinks hes slick

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  • 1 points smoothvibe

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  • 1 points SirLesbian

    Way better than the kid that tried to chug a single can and practically died. 😂 Think that was a vine era video.

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  • 1 points YesIUseReddit

    It's sooo carbonated because he's dumping it straight in. Doesn't he know to pour down the side? What a silly goose.

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  • 1 points Tomb_Brader

    A lot of carbonated beverage ? My guy that’s a lot of forehead

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  • 1 points I-Want-A-Chicken22

    …Damn.

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  • 1 points puppytinny

    Badlandschugs does it better

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  • 1 points Teletobee

    That's not sprite though.

    Sprite zero sucks

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  • 1 points Heatuponheatuponheat

    Dr: Do you have diabetes? This guy: No. Dr: Well you do now!

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  • 1 points CardinalGrief

    That has to burn his throat like a plasma torch

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  • 1 points carmardoll

    I feel like I would die if I tried that.

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  • 1 points The_Merciless_Potato

    I don't understand ppl who prefer lots of carbonation. For drinks like Pepsi or Coke, I just completely get rid of the carbonation before drinking and I find I like that a lot more. I get to enjoy the taste and it doesn't feel like I'm drinking battery acid.

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  • 1 points Inevitable_Trainer76

    He didn't use real Sprite, where the McDonald's cups

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  • 1 points DavidOfBreath

    Old Gregg drank baileys out of a shoe, his nephew Young Frankk drinks sprite out of a boot

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  • 1 points StickExtension7050

    This feels like one of those perspective videos

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  • 1 points SIN-apps1

    I was really hoping that's where all this was headed.

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  • 1 points ParadoxOfInclusion

    /r/perfectlycutburps

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  • 1 points cyb3rr

    Bro why not buy a normal bottle 😭

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  • 1 points Sufficient-Artist938

    bruh i didn't believe he would chug it all BUT THEN HE CHUGGED IT ALL and then i became a vacuum when he burped

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  • 1 points Saw_Boss

    The internet was a mistake

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  • 1 points G-FreekTV

    Thats a LOT of sugar alcohols there. Enjoy your leukemia

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  • 1 points Soydragon

    Off brand badlands chugs

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  • 1 points le_bananza

    Bro might be the only guy to censor holy cow

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  • 1 points Acrobatic_Help3671

    Bro forgot the banana

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  • 1 points Shyguy0256

    Gotta respect the chug, honestly. He also didn't really look like he got any on him/the floor. And he didn't build it up after pouring by over explaining. 5/5

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  • 1 points Parking_Locksmith489

    Why not with beer ?

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  • 1 points _ratjesus_

    sadlands chugs

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  • 1 points WatchingTrains

    I’m not getting my minute back, am I?

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  • 1 points philippefutureboy

    Reminds me of
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iLXNSnytlNM

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  • 1 points psychodire

    Legend has it that he's still burping to this day.

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  • 1 points CamThaGreat777

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points LesFogginGoh

    Blobzilla!

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  • 1 points Beaufort_The_Cat

    “Uh uh what do I doBBBRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUPPP hits head on garage door”

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  • 1 points nmezib

    Ngl that was crazy 

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  • 1 points DJEvillincoln

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  • 1 points MoneyWorx2020

    True talent and Im not a fortune teller but I can see diabetes in your future

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  • 1 points TheBlegh

    I wasnt scared of Sprite before... But now...well lets just say im not gonna be drinking Sprite anytime soon.

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