How swagely
  • 1201 points cotton_03

    https://preview.redd.it/eec4n0nycj6g1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c466ffa5d68c91b792aec7f4a03dc106f9253e3

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    275 points gragglin_balls

    This fanticion shit is easy af

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    29 points epicc_exe

    *ease'y

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    135 points PaxGladeus

    https://preview.redd.it/5rzwjghhoj6g1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d456ae0bd28e19cd913a80ab3e4375b9bdb3389

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    20 points CrasheonTotallyReal

    pax

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    3 points LieInteresting1367

    MechaHitler?

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  • 373 points Barrogh

    Never thought how existence of the term "grammar nazi" implies existence of "grammar Jews".

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    149 points EpicGamerer07

    Grammar concentration camps aka English Class

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    104 points cool_name-idk1

    you're sheltering illiterate people under the floorboards aren't you

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    22 points SquashOk8416

    *Are’nt

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    4 points retardigrade420

    Aw river, shoshanna!

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    26 points RivergirlB

    How would the Grammar Nazis differ from other Grammar Axis Powers? Is there an Emperor of Grammar Japan? Much to consider

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    22 points Tree_Shrapnel

    Grammar partisans have arrested and shot grammar Mussolini!

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    2 points MrInCog_

    Dyslexic people

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  • 736 points Maxter8002

    "change too to jews. not so funny now is it?"

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    282 points The_CIA_is_watching

    change "Jews" to "AI artists". Funny now, ain't it?

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    167 points Doctor_Offe_T_Radar

    Change "AI artists" to "funny". Funny funny, funny funny?

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    43 points Brekldios

    Well at least we got our funny man back!

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    40 points Maxter8002

    change funny man to slave. not so funny man?

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    23 points tsmdev

    Change. Funny?

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    16 points Maxter8002

    Funny.

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    11 points -Alien-Fucker-

    Changed. Furry?

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    11 points SadSwimmer9999

    https://preview.redd.it/yzgqf7fvgn6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cce269ab3c27e80e074fe4b071af65856e2dd2f

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    8 points epicc_exe

    https://preview.redd.it/7f5hpfp32n6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21341ad16001956e6b7daec9f94610a84fdfa823

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    6 points sangeteria

    Change "funny" to "money". Money money money, ain't it funny, it's a rich man's world (ABBA)

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    3 points Whole_Sky_2689

    Funny "Change" to "funny". Funny funny, funny funny?

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    10 points HeWhoLost3OfThe9

    Change “grammar Nazi” to “jew”. Funny now, ain’t it?

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    4 points epicc_exe

    _ "" _ "". _ _, _ _?

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    27 points EnFulEn

    "When I'm being nice jews the weird kid..."

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    16 points Maxter8002

    this makes it sound like the weird kid is called jews and when the person does something nice said weird kid does something

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    6 points Ill_Detective550

    Sounds like a Sonic character 

    Jews the Weirdkid

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    2 points SeriousAd6286

    “Change too to to. More grammatical now, is it?”

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    2 points Maxter8002

    too too to to. to too too to, too to?

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  • 365 points Ryman604

    I’m neutral on women so much it’s insane

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    208 points The_CIA_is_watching

    change "women" to "AI artists". Not so funny now, is it?

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    59 points arseniisomething

    Change "change "women" to "AI artists". Not so funny now, is it" to "Jews". Jews?

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    17 points Hefty_Mood1588

    Im having a stroke

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    42 points Playkie_69

    replace “stroke” with “baby”… congratulations.

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    17 points Hefty_Mood1588

    https://preview.redd.it/yymb7g4kbl6g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=da7602dbf7089bbc151773cf6c156f16cb246896

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    8 points ManyNames42

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • 216 points usedburgermeat

    I was nice to the weeb girl in high-school but she started trying to follow me home. I think she wanted us to walk to school together but it just made me super uncomfortable

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    94 points cawkX

    Feel you, said some kind words to an alt girl in a summer camp and she just got obsessive and insane about me.

    That was indeed weird and uncomfortable bruh

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    7 points username9yes

    Very cool pfp bro

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    9 points cawkX

    https://preview.redd.it/rjzsxvn3mk6g1.png?width=809&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1a44beb7ae6d3fc47a4eee73a9764928792f3c7

    Same bro 🥰

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    50 points Maxter8002

    this is either a start to a long and loving relationship or a phone call to the cops

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    40 points usedburgermeat

    I made great efforts to keep my home life and my school life separate. I told her many times to stop, but in her head, she must've thought of it as quirky and cute

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    17 points Maxter8002

    pull out yo phone and go "9. 1

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    43 points Ace_C7

    Yeah, I am kind of guilty of similar behaviour when I was younger. Didn't really understand how you were supposed to make friends, kind of just followed people I found interesting silently until we became besties. Luckily, everyone I did it to were all just as autistic as I am. But I've also had it come from people I don't like. I had a guy move in with his grandma so he could be near me. A little different, as he thought I would date him, but definitely put into perspective just how scary I could have come across to the wrong person.

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    13 points Litespead

    Is this not how you make friends

    Have I been scaring people?

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    23 points ProLucario

    Coward.

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    17 points usedburgermeat

    If she was a lonely girl, I wouldn't have thought much of it. But she had weeby friends, who would confront me in classes that me and said weeb girl weren't in but me and her friends shared about how I was some kind of bad guy in the situation for not appreciating her feelings towards me.

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    8 points mirror__magic

    this story gets shittier with every info you share

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    8 points usedburgermeat

    This shit lasted for like 2 years. I didn't enjoy high-school very much

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  • 70 points Fancy_Chips

    Yeah yeah so anyways if any weird girls want me to say nice words to them...

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    64 points Purple-Bluejay6588

    Sometimes we be like "man I want a weird girl"

    But maybe we don't really know what "weird girl" truly entails

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    67 points DeltaGlitch_Original

    I could write an entire essay about the nature of men wanting weird girls but I'm lazy.

    I will just say that when men say they want "weird girls" what they actually mean is that they want a girl that has mildly unusual traits and interests that are attractive to them either emotionally or sexually.

    actual weird girls are not actually desirable for men. they have traits and interests that are genuinely weird and would not be sexualized or romanticized by most men. they also usually struggle with lots of mental and physical issues. most men wouldn't be able to deal with nor want to deal with those issues because those aren't a part of their idealized weird girl fantasy.

    anyways be nice to weird girls everyone

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    20 points CHADWARDENPRODUCTION

    yeah whatever bro just put the fries in the femcelgrippysockjail

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    3 points Fancy_Chips

    https://preview.redd.it/clwe4i7exl6g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74dd231152da2ea8cac67e520d05b1e8f6d2946

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    -2 points PotatoesForPutin

    Nah dawg I’ll settle for literally anyone that even remotely likes me idc we can be mentally ill together

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    0 points LieInteresting1367

    it dont work like that

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    10 points Fancy_Chips

    We? Like a Wii? Like Nintendo Wii?

    Nah, bro. There is no we. YOU dont know what that entails. I do. And I NEED this, bro.

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    11 points Purple-Bluejay6588

    Heh... your funeral kid, don't say I didn't warn ya...

    rides off in my sick fucking black horse into the night after throwing my cigar to the ground

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    3 points GUyPersonthatexists

    What does "weird" actually entail though

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    5 points Purple-Bluejay6588

    The non romanticized kind of weird. That one that isn't quirky, its just, you know, weird

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    3 points GUyPersonthatexists

    That means absolutely nothing, but fair enough lol

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    3 points Purple-Bluejay6588

    It means that when people say "weird" they usually mean the image they've made up in their head of "weird" as an endearing trait. When in actuality someone truly weird would just be uncomfortable and stressing to be around

    Just cuz you didn't get it doesn't make it "mean nothing"

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    5 points GUyPersonthatexists

    But why would you want to date someone who stresses you out?

    Edit: I thought I was replying to a different comment the whole time lol, I agree with you

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    7 points Purple-Bluejay6588

    Oh ok lol, I was about to have a mild crash out

    https://i.redd.it/xk0hffzfcp6g1.gif

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    10 points Weak_Yak_4719

    \unswag it’s because you’re taught to see women as sex objects and want someone who’s into social/mental taboos to validate separate sexual taboos that you’d rather not unlearn to stop making others uncomfortable with them

    \reswag mommy goth tiddies something something

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    21 points DragoTheFloof

    Bro gave a swag, commence the public execution

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    4 points GUyPersonthatexists

    Am I stupid or something, cuz I don't understand what any of that meant

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    1 points retardigrade420

    It means that the commenter saw the one they're replying to get conditioned into thinking women are sex objects.

    They are also warning them not to be freaky and find other freaky people, because it makes others uncomfortable.

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  • 34 points VHSREBEL

    Oh yeah and then he holocausted ALL over those guys it was crazy

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  • 108 points sebsebsebs

    I love women so much it’s insane 

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    127 points Viggo8000

    Replace "women" with "hitler" not so funny now huh

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    58 points Gregori_5

    Oh. So comparing loving women to loving hitler. How lovely

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    26 points asey_69

    Holocausticizing*

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    44 points sebsebsebs

    Genuinely though it’s insane how often this happens to girls like every girl I know has multiple stories 

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    -1 points LDNSO

    Saddest shit ive read all day😭😭😭 women being liked by other people 😭😭😭

    https://preview.redd.it/zyhshercvl6g1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e2e02be8a594af1205bec006112ed03d7c0a390

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    8 points sebsebsebs

    They can’t feel like they can genuinely be friends with a guy without the guy eventually catching feelings for them. It creates feelings of insecurity because it feels like guys only want to date them and have ulterior motives other than friendship rather than appreciate them as a friend 

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    1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    5 points sebsebsebs

    Well yeah people want to have friends that actually want to be friends with them

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    -23 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    26 points Purple-Bluejay6588

    Waffles and pancakes fallacy

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    13 points elhaymhiatus

    My honest reaction when an entire group of like 50% of the population don’t all share the same experiences and perspective

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    9 points Weak_Yak_4719

    league player

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    6 points Much-Menu6030

    yea me too

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    3 points Mother_Harlot

    *too

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  • 28 points gross2mess

    I know the post isn't about this, but I was that weird kid😭😭😭

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  • 21 points THEREALOFFICALCAFE

    There was someone in high school who I confessed my feelings for, and they made out with me for a solid 3 minutes. Then the very next day they said they had zero feelings for me, and just did it to quell my feelings for them. I was so unbelievably confused. I felt like they were playing hard to get or something like that. I still don’t fully understand why they did that to this day.

    Edit: the worst part was that they called me a creep after the fact for wanting full clarity. They said I was continuing to pursue them after saying they weren’t interested.

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    14 points bringthesalsa

    that's rough, that's a terrible thing to do. here have a puppy :)

    https://preview.redd.it/eixyqoqral6g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f541d63fab7163cf7f79e39d3c45f42161c76a3

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    5 points Simple_Confusion_756

    That thing is so ugly, I want it

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    3 points SquashOk8416

    He so swagkly

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    2 points THEREALOFFICALCAFE

    That’s a really cute puppy

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    2 points bringthesalsa

    Ikr?

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    3 points ObnoxiousName_Here

    Teens are stupid. I remember a lot of people feeling like rejecting somebody point-blank was too mean, and that “throwing them a bone” would make it easier to tell the truth. Pretty obv why that’s stupid when you think about being the recipient, like you were

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  • 8 points realcosmicpotato77

    Ok I'm confused here, wouldn't that user that responded to the correction also qualify as swag giving? Am I A swag giver?

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  • 12 points 05-nery

    That's... Pretty valid

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  • 4 points astrocat_12

    Not to give a swag but I always fear being that “weird kid” people would only talk to out of disgust-pity even though I would never think of pulling something like this

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  • 10 points GUyPersonthatexists

    https://preview.redd.it/z5n587jban6g1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=efb41eda09b8728d2c3cfb7a783702102a370a5d

    The duality of man

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  • 8 points LukkaLol

    As someone who was the "weird kid"(autistic), Don't ever talk to/befriend people you don't like out of pity. It's insulting because you didn't do it cause you liked them and wanted to be friends, you did it for a shallow reason to make yourself feel good.

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    1 points YourBoyfriendSett

    I don’t think this is necessarily true. I used to be the weird kid and so I’ve always made the effort to be nice to the “weird kids” because I get what it’s like to be bullied. A lot of the time they just think our relationship is deeper than “guy who is not mean to me in class.”

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    2 points LukkaLol

    That's what I mean, how are you supposed to know? Kids don't normally think oh you're just being nice. They're thinking you wanted to be their friends because that's how friendship normally form.

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    1 points YourBoyfriendSett

    So do what then? Be mean?

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    1 points LukkaLol

    No, I'm speaking from experience, that it was less painful being laft alone then having pity friends where you weren't really liked.

    Think about it. They weren't seen as someone you like to hangout with, just a social charity you donated their time to. It's a painful feeling thinking you got a friend only to learn you have nothing in common and it's mostly dead air or awkwardness.

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    0 points YourBoyfriendSett

    You sound really miserable. Some of us are just nice to everybody.

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    1 points LukkaLol

    Framing this as me being “miserable” misses the point. I’m sharing a lived experience, not making a moral judgment. Pity-based friendliness can unintentionally create false expectations for kids, and the fallout from that can be more painful than being left alone.

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  • 3 points Sure_Pangolin_9421

    Was nice to this weird dude at uni and he stalked me for like a year (I'm a guy) Sometimes it's just not worth it lol

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  • 2 points Pristine_Cost_3793

    OH GOD I REMEMBERED I GOT ONE ABOUT HITLER TOO

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  • 2 points No-Care6414

    Holocaustlizing 🥀🥀🥀

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  • 2 points Individual-Sweet3400

    "holocausting jews"

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  • 2 points Toad_Biscuit

    Grammar Nazi is a term that existed well before the Hitlerfication of everything

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  • 1 points Open_Price_1049

    Sad

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  • 1 points doggaebi_

    I don’t get it pls explain

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    6 points NikNakskes

    One commenter mentioned grammar nazi train and got the reply that comparing grammar mistakes to the holocaust is terrible.

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  • 1 points Gabrielisback

    https://preview.redd.it/lmi571z9kl6g1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=68acdff587e4f22bc0295abf8b6dfb772c874e78

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  • 1 points YouchMyKidneypopped

    There is a quadrality in this comment section.

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  • 1 points structure_void

    The second image reminds me how cooked the world is. #SaveEnglishGrammar

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  • -19 points Glumiceebear

    i hate women so much it’s insane

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    118 points SheevTheSenate66

    https://preview.redd.it/ak76hoqkaj6g1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ead5590c51ea1115e70210545f12029711689c7

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    74 points The_CIA_is_watching

    finally someone got the joke, ragebait was too effective

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    41 points deepseaflotsam

    I gave a swag 😞

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    12 points girl_uhm_yes

    I HATEEEE SWAGBAITTTTTT!!!!!!!

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    4 points Glumiceebear

    thank you lol

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    2 points No-Care6414

    What's the context to this?

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    37 points mewhenthrowawayacc

    the duality of man

    https://preview.redd.it/hia9l3v38j6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3113e3f775fddf0aaf7998f4a84a6591a42892d5

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    1 points Snoopdog231

    This cherry pie is good I could die! This cherry pie is bad I could die!

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    58 points deepseaflotsam

    If you're beefing with roughly 50% of the population, the problem may lie within

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    1 points mirror__magic

    What if I m beefing with like %97≈?

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    -14 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    39 points deepseaflotsam

    https://preview.redd.it/9nqd9eh46j6g1.png?width=1220&format=png&auto=webp&s=061aa41b54a1a82e6c255026354f7ec4de68b3ab

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    4 points Minecraftscum

    what is it don't leave us hanging 😔

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    3 points marbally

    Shit I replied to the wrong person I meant to say that to the sexist fuck me lmao

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    5 points Gorgonkain

    God forbid a woman (checks notes) "literally exist."

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    2 points DedpanX3

    It's simply an observation bro

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    18 points idekchingatumadre

    i hate swagmen so much it's insane

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    21 points wookiee-nutsack

    I can excuse swagging on women but never fucking insult swagmen ever again

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    14 points Prepare_thy_isaac

    https://preview.redd.it/2ngn1bctbj6g1.jpeg?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=568868569b06bcd095b826893f889b2d1eadc33b

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    25 points DedpanX3

    ERMMMM,, HECKIN YEAH FELLOW REDDITOR! THIS IS GETTING MY #UPDOOT!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🗿☕️SIGMA MALE CERTIFIED

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    23 points The_CIA_is_watching

    ragebait vs ragebait fight, who wins

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    10 points DedpanX3

    Ragebait, obviously

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    19 points jwakelin02

    The call is coming from inside the house my friend

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    9 points aleak16

    found the weird kid

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    -20 points Cringeextraaxc

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    19 points cryllictheautistic

    so are you gay or what

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    13 points Cringeextraaxc

    It appears you are… giving a swag

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    -11 points Snailifier

    Giving big "you're gay because you like men, I'm gay because I hate women. we are not the same" energy

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    -7 points Much-Menu6030

    tf does that mean

    edit: tf i do???

    https://preview.redd.it/d55yzhbygj6g1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef2b448b1aeadb60595419a67f3b2d9766013e8b

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    -16 points Anxious-Yoghurt-9207

    Hey can I get downvoted too

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    10 points Competitive_Storm442

    Sure thing bud, here u go

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    0 points Much-Menu6030

    bro just say you're gay, no need for ts

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    -11 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    13 points kamii_meowmeow

    what a kind redditor giving his updoot.!!!!!!!!! wholesome chungus 100 le epic reddit moment xd!!!

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    -18 points kamii_meowmeow

    https://preview.redd.it/tbq3ktqa9j6g1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de0e987d8cb2d74f30a68a1248d0f58699ffc5c9

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    0 points waterdrinker120

    saihate station detected

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    0 points kamii_meowmeow

    ya!!!!!! i think doomed bl is too much for people to handle tho,,

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  • 1 points MrInCog_

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    Omanda strikes again. I do think it’s offensive to use “grammar nazi” as a term (because jewish people told me so) and it’s very simple to not do it (grammar police is a lovely replacement, ftp), but god damn you can present the idea in a better way

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  • -2 points TheHipOne1

    i hate men so much it's insane

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  • -2 points rinvevo

    idgaf if someone corrects my typoes, they're part of me now

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