Hyenas are.... um... Swagidae. Their own swag.
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  • 302 points TheSnekDen

    They blocked me over this btw

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    151 points --_BuG_--

    They actually cared that much about you calling a hyena a kitty? 😭

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    50 points BeenusMcFetus

    Like trust me I’m a stickler for being accurate in terms of taxonomy, but imagine being such a pussy.

    Also hyenas are kitty if they are feliforms

    Also chickens are dinosaurs (as well as are birds so use that information as you wish)

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    21 points TheSnekDen

    I will always stand behind birds being reptiles

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    10 points LioTang

    The reptile agenda is eternal, keep going

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    7 points GoreyGopnik

    what percentage of living things do you see as either cat or reptile?

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    10 points DegranTheWyvern

    a coconut can be a mammal

    its got milk and hair

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    3 points Spino-man

    Shit man, that's more milk than most guys.

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    4 points SeaSlugFriend

    Humans are fish

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    4 points MewtwoMainIsHere

    Lobe-finned or bony fish*

    (You could even say jawless fish and be correct)

    Fish by itself is NOT a taxonomic term, just a colloquial one describing animals with fins, gills*, and a spine.

    *certain fish (like lungfish ofc) are exempt bcuz duh

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    3 points BeenusMcFetus

    Aves falls under Reptilia so yes :D

    Also bears are pretty closely related to dogs so take that as you will (Caniforms)

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    1 points nyuulaa

    But is a hotdog a sandwich?

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    103 points NefariousCherryPie

    deserved. it’s obviously a doggy. get your animals right

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    45 points DeepCutFan1

    Fucker

    That's a damn walrus

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    35 points SirSmoss

    Nuh uh, its more kitty than doggy

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    26 points TheDarkNerd

    Kitty hardware, doggy software.

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    17 points Phiro7

    As opposed to Foxes which are Doggy hardware running Kitty software

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    4 points HostOfTheCamp

    Blocked🙄🙄

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    3 points JuanAy

    Looks more like a trilobite to me

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    6 points Fnaf-Low-3469

    Oh that's you, nice Godzilla profile pic

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    3 points Individual-Sweet3400

    they're right. clearly hyena is elephant

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    2 points RevolutionaryTwo1698

    Welcome to twitter, everyone gives a shitter

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    -24 points Ok_Elephant_6507

    You really owned them by posting this on reddit

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    41 points Individual-Sweet3400

    You really swagged them by swagging this on swagddit

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  • 68 points Hogwildin1

    Some people just gotta go man

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    40 points RedSlimeballYT

    billions must shit

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    14 points Flagelant_One

    BORN TO SHIT

    FORCED TO WIPE

    93.292.377 toilets flushed

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    4 points -PaperWoven-

    humanity has diarrhea

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    3 points Mikula_Yoohoo

    And I must billion shit

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    2 points JuanAy

    Billions must piss

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    1 points epicc_exe

    shit 7 billion people

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  • 30 points Artistic_Ad_2822

    kitty

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    11 points Artistic_Ad_2822

    🐈‍⬛

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  • 19 points 18fries

    I hate smartasses like this so much you don’t even know bro

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    5 points _funny___

    I'm sorry

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  • 19 points vladald1

    Are...um.....uhhh......durrrr

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  • 71 points Ghostmaster145

    Cat hardware

    Dog software

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    20 points The_Radio_Host

    https://i.redd.it/jwsjbhbh8i6g1.gif

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    7 points SignificantChain4564

    Reversed

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    17 points Ghostmaster145

    Nah that describes a fox

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  • 14 points brutalbishop

    they loaf. that's a kitty

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  • 9 points MadeRedditAccToAsk

    >"erm... ackshu-"

    https://preview.redd.it/z3rgeu5enk6g1.jpeg?width=1123&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482e1443f8bb227721663a47af8c9d54b8f71647

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  • 9 points Such-Injury9404

    what happened when I cuddle the kitty

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  • 9 points Inevitable_Box9398

    This is giving crows and jackdaws

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  • 7 points MansaMusaKervill

    It look like a dawg so that’s a dawg to me

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  • 13 points The_CIA_is_watching

    autism vs autism friendly fire

    One of the rules of Xitter is that anybody with flags in their username is probably dented, so everybody swags here

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    8 points worldawaydj

    BOO 🇬🇷🇦🇱🇫🇮🇱🇻🇲🇪🇱🇺🇱🇹🇦🇺

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    8 points The_CIA_is_watching

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    0 points Mikula_Yoohoo

    Any flag??? Just country flags?? Flags of countries under war??

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  • 2 points gross2mess

    This doesn't belong here, my man was just giving a fact about their hyperfixation. 😭

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  • 1 points SupremeCaIamitas

    shin godzilla 👍

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  • 1 points Sillymillie_eel

    At least it’s educational swag

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  • 1 points Antique_Load6842

    swaggy

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  • 1 points nerfClawcranes

    the pfp really enhances this

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  • 1 points epicc_exe

    i'm gonna give a swag............. i'm... oh... i'm gonna... swag...

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  • 1 points Kaz498

    They're literally doggy

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  • 3 points Philtheparakeet56

    I mean they’re not wrong

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    19 points Decuscrub69

    Not technically I guess but when someone is clearly posting something cute with a silly caption, it isn’t the place to try and correct them lmao

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    3 points Philtheparakeet56

    I guess so. I just relate to the struggle of fighting animal misinformation, even if it is just a meme sometimes.

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    2 points Delicious_Fig_1864

    hyneas are more cat than dog so thus cat

    science fact

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    1 points Philtheparakeet56

    They are more cat than dog, but they are a bit more mongoose than either of them.

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    3 points dartov67

    The point of this subreddit isn’t to judge whether the person swagging out is right or wrong, it’s to make fun of a very specific way of typing. The “um… I. Yeah. Did I just do that?” way.

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  • 0 points _funny___

    People here giving a swag because this guy was correct

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