I’m creating some custom “People of Walmart” bingo cards as Christmas presents and need help filling in all the squares. I’ve got a few basic ones already like leopard print and plumber’s crack…what are your suggestions?
sniffing or licking produce, Political of insulting /offensive clothes, barefoot, weird animals/pets, half eaten open food, underwear worn on the outside of regular clothes, etc
Licking the produce just reminded me that I should watch Superstore and take some from the bumps in the show where they would have customers doing crazy things!
Tits out,
Tush out,
Teeth out,
Toes no soles,
Sex preferences tshirt,
Baby wearing only a diaper,
Accompanied wild animal (pet),
Unaccompanied wild animal (dead or alive),
Hand down other pants,
Flip-flops flyin,
Unclaimed hair,
Abandoned food/beverage,
Wedding
People sitting on meats/cheese
Hahaha yes!
Obese person using an electric cart should just be the free space in the middle.
Haha way too easy!
Flesh colored leggings.
Absolutely!
Schmedium see thru yoga pants on decidedly unmedium women.
Bahahaha
Dog collar or spiked collar.
Swimwear and/or confederate flags as outfits.
Double points for full confederacy bikini
Footwear: slippers, thongs or bare feet.
Woah wait what do you mean thongs are footwear?
How about people eating product they have no plan to pay for?
Oh that’s a great one!!
Skid marks on the outside clothing.
Oh…oh god…
Two obese people on fatmobiles blocking an aisle
Edgy Middle school kids spouting off their favorite racial slurs
Mullets. Bonus if it's a woman
People sitting down on the cheese
A YouTuber torturing people while making a prank video
Nasty, disgusting bathrooms. Bonus if open food is found inside
Great ones!!
An exotic animal on their shoulders bonus points if there's poo down their back.
Ooh I was thinking a dog who clearly isn’t a service dog but yours is better!
People wearing bonnets.
People wearing pajama bottoms with cartoon characters on them.
Women carrying their phone etc. in their bra.
People wearing tye dye Crocs. 🐊
This is fun!! Good luck with your bingo game.
Could definitely get one person with a bra phone holder, pajama pants, and tie-dye crocs. It’s a triple threat!
Yes! ☺
300+ pounds, Likely carrying paraphernalia, wife beater tank top
Barefoot.
Ooh good one!
No lie, during the masking times, I saw a kid with a pot leaf bandana for a mask. His parents were right there too.
Edit: by kid, I would guess < 10 years old
I saw a lady with just a paper towel as her mask and one guy using a paper plate as a mask.
Teenagers taking the electric carts for a joyride
Some sort of hide away built in the toilet paper/ paper towel isle
Chicken anywhere on the other side of the store like in hardware type location
Someone actively going to the bathroom well outside the bathrooms. Bonus points if you find it in the changing rooms
Tweaker in their frozen pose in middle of an isle
2 employees making out
Someone who is the human version of Sasquatch
Someone who has 2 or more children who are so filthy you question if they’ve had a bath in 2025 but who all smell horribly of cigarette and or weed
Incredible!!
I’ve sadly spent a lot of time shopping in Walmart and in some locations that were not in a prime location 🤷♀️
ETA. I have seen all of these in person
Mullet/ mullet wig
sniffing or licking produce, Political of insulting /offensive clothes, barefoot, weird animals/pets, half eaten open food, underwear worn on the outside of regular clothes, etc
Licking the produce just reminded me that I should watch Superstore and take some from the bumps in the show where they would have customers doing crazy things!
Good idea
Felt hecka “fierce” today did we?
Came here to see what was meant by POW, now I get it xD
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
This used to be called " nunya"
Tits out, Tush out, Teeth out, Toes no soles, Sex preferences tshirt, Baby wearing only a diaper, Accompanied wild animal (pet), Unaccompanied wild animal (dead or alive), Hand down other pants, Flip-flops flyin, Unclaimed hair, Abandoned food/beverage, Wedding
Buying, chewing, or chewing tobacco spit left behind.
Old woman with a smokers cough, old woman with a smokers cough that calls you “baby”.
New Boot Goofing