Ironically for sale on Walmart.com...
  • 175 points Beelzabubba

    “Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds awesome unless you know what either of those things are.”

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    11 points Cky2chris

    Who said that

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    16 points Beelzabubba

    It was some comedian. Unfortunately, I don’t remember who but the joke stuck in my head.

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  • 48 points RBeck

    Wholesome if you ask me

    I ♥️

    • Water

    • Boarding

    • Children

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  • 12 points Wilhitesa

    Is… is it off center?

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    3 points JustifytheMean

    He probably has a name.

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  • 90 points No-Engineering-1449

    That's just funny, not that I would wear that to walmart though lol

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    14 points CaterpillarJungleGym

    Walmarters gotta get their adrenochrome somehow!

    Edit: Some* Walmart shoppers.

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    -43 points anselgrey

    Guess I am not understanding why/what is funny about this. Mind explaining?

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    61 points No-Engineering-1449

    Its absurdist humor, the humor comes from it being such an out there crazy statement that it becomes funny.

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  • 2 points PlatoAU

    Actually, it says Not Available

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  • 2 points glitter_vomit

    I'm sorry, what?

    *NVM it's just dumb edgy humor 🙄

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  • -18 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    16 points 84theone

    People like to just say shocking things with the intent to be shocking.

    This isn’t a new thing, the U.S. Supreme Court had a case entirely about the statement “BONG HiTS 4 JESUS” and how it relates to free speech. If you’re curious on that, they ruled that the guy who wrote that on a sign had his rights violated because we are kinda an unserious country.

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    24 points chainsaw_chainsaw

    People buy novelty shit with shocking phrases or profanity to get a reaction. They want to provoke. People like this get no positive attention in their lives because they have no talents, skills, positive role models, education, or steady career. They feel marginalized, forgotten, worthless and invisible. But for a few bucks they can get people to look at them and engage them. For the first time they feel unique and special and they feel seen. Yes it’s negative attention but they don’t understand the difference. It’s very small brain behavior, and Walmart knows its customers well.

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    3 points dontusefedex

    I like my

    "don't fuck with me, I'm black" t-shirt.

    I'm not black though.

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    2 points Jbwood

    I have a hoodie that says "just trying to turn a whore into a house wife."

    I love that hoodie. Its funny to me. Idgaf what others think about it.

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    14 points anselgrey

    The only sane comment here & it gets downvoted. Sooo confused.

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    2 points deephurting66

    It's edge humor, mainly for teenagers but if adults want to be cringe go for it

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  • -49 points sloretactician

    Where can I buy this?

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    33 points Kahnza

    It literally says in the title

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  • -22 points 2eedling

    There is a lot of little snowflakes in the comments

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    6 points TheRealSkele

    So, you also like water boarding children?

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  • -1 points RagLynn

    My bio mom needs this shirt. Dumb shit didn’t even do it right when she tried. 😂

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  • -31 points womp-womp-rats

    For lunch, it looks like

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