Bad breath

122 points crsaxby

Obviously needs more drugs. Or less. Either way, the dose ain't right.

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15 points jpa145

🤣🤣🤣

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159 points Lonewuhf

She's lucky she didn't get knocked the fuck out.

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40 points Psych0matt

I was really hoping she took one more swing for him to lay her out

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16 points italyqt

Had a friend that his neighbor decided to go crazy on him one day. The neighbor threw two punches, then the friend knocked the dude out cold and called the cops. I was kinda impressed at his restraint, and also knocking the other person out cold.

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32 points SashayNamaste

lol the workers in the background like business as usual.

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12 points OkAssignment6163

They not getting paid to fight people with issues. Hell. It's a Walmart. They're hardly getting paid to work there.

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1 points KissyChrissy04

Only certain workers are authorized to do anything in a situation like this.

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58 points JakeTheSnake--

If you swing at me, expect to get swung on!

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50 points Abbadabba22

Equal rights and equal lefts!

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37 points fedwayguy

If they dont call the cops on her they won't call them if some nice person drags her ass out. Just a thought.

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30 points Princessferfs

It’s important to brush AND floss before engaging strangers insanely at Wal Mart.

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28 points Hillyard61

That guy has 1000% more patience and self control than I do.

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17 points Horror_Solution1945

I really thought there was gonna be a TWERK in there somewhere.

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6 points Argylius

Stinky

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5 points Angryleghairs

Slaps him then yells "don't touch me"

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15 points karma-whore64

Better person than most!

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15 points sugarblob

Yeah, (Account will get suspended) if I were in that position

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14 points recovery_room

Well-played. I got 3 days in Reddit jail for saying that Nazis should rightly be [REDACTED].

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4 points ikesbutt

I've been in Reddit jail for a month for saying too many times FUCK JOSH HAWLEY from r/Missouri

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14 points RedditVince

I don't understand how that guy didn't deck her after the weak punch, the slap would have put most people over the edge.

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7 points Shroomtune

Probably figured it would be more hassle then it’s worth. I feel like there is going to be paperwork if you lay her out.

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1 points RedditVince

That's just some customer deciding not to escalate.

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1 points goodie2shoes

I’m guessing this woman is bipolar or schizophrenic, and regular shoppers know her and try to steer clear. The fact that she got physical is the real problem, though.

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7 points TotesMaGoats_1962

That first hit when she didn't get hit back gave her nerve to hit harder. That's when she smacked him in the head

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10 points EngineeringOwn2990

I would never hit a woman, but I'd knock this thing tf out.

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4 points KYwormtosser

lol

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4 points Sevynz13

The moment she touched me I would have Sparta kicked her right in the baby maker.

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5 points paxilsavedme

Ladies and gentlemen, have you met trash yet?

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5 points MAGGNUMB

I cant be the only one who laughed at " get your balls back Lance Armstrong" LOL

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4 points Carrie_Scourge0fSea

Are we missing part of the story or was this totally unprovoked?

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2 points Francesca_N_Furter

OMG---she looks exactly like the HR girl at work.

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3 points caliberM1A

She would've gotten her shit peeled back

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2 points Danny_Alloy

Look at her outfit, she clearly has mental issues.

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5 points Midwinter77

He was very patient. I would have loaded her up with mace.

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4 points WorthActive7967

That bitch needs to go to jail.

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2 points johnny-cheese

There’s no gender roles when it comes to self defense.

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1 points PunkFett

"Gimme those balls back Lance Armstrong" daaamn lol

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1 points Insospettabile

Fk walmart I say

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1 points T-cel

Only thing missing is the buttcrack

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1 points VictoriaWoodnt

Did she shit on the floor? Or Walmart is still as scuzzy as fuck?

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1 points JeezyBreezy12

what in the hell happened that could possibly warrant this level of freak out

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0 points Darth-Caesar

I need captions

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