You've been caught peeking through Haystack Harriet's window and you've just been transferred to the School Abyss, the worst school in existence.
You fail a subject = Fireball to the face. Your classmates really like your hat and would like to add it to their collection. Your entire scalp doesn't look half bad either. The Class Clown really likes you and he gets really talkative when he likes someone. Physical Education class - Kill a Giant Toad. If you fail, you wrestle the teacher. Biology class - Dissect a Giant Toad. Lunch time - Giant Toad for everyone. Dig in!
Art teacher is Sir William the Black
Wouldn’t be the worst but nobody’s surviving PE
Just don't make Khan angry.
Gaze upon this lustrious valley...... so rural.....so idealic...... HIDEOUS IS IT NOT?!? Try not to inhale it, m'lord.