Hey players, I'm a junior dev, only recently joined the team, and I'm working on some new content. I know I'm not supposed to contact you directly but I'm really frustrated.
You just keep looking at things. It's so difficult to get something done when you guys keep collapsing the wave function.
Just now I needed a couple of hundred galaxies in superposition for testing, but you just keep looking at them.
Please stop.
Screw your new content and GET RID OF THE [CANCER] STATUS ALREADY! WE'VE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT IT LITERALLY SINCE THE BEGINNING!
You need to stop looking at eukaryotic cells in order for them to release the patch you dingus
I can't even close my eyes to do that because THEY ARE EUKARYOTIC TOO
You need to go into your characters settings and disable the [optical nerve]. Turns the whole screen black though, so I have no idea how to turn it back on after.
i know the mod team of the [united states] faction is stopping people from spreading an exploit that can cure the cancer status
I wouldn't doubt it. Their mods are something else.
Honestly pretty unlikely. The mods are end-users too, and players are really bad at secrets.
Someone would leak it.
Hey man, we're just trying to peep on the new Physics Engine 2.0 servers that you intentionally put out reach of players who don't have the Warp Drive research tree.
Wait a minute!?
This implies you work on things in the Live build, and that explains SO MUCH of what's been going on!
That’s it. Everything makes sense now. We can all stop playing.
Motherfuckers pushing to production every day!
Haha! It’s cute you think we’re in the live build.
I know players barely mapped the depths of the ocean biomes yet, that would be a cool alternative but accessability to that content is ridiculously unbalanced compared to just staring at the infinite skybox. Do something about that perhaps, and we will behave.
Still waiting on the limb regeneration perk y'all gave starfish at launch!
Look, if you make things interesting, players are going to look at them. Have you tried coordinating with the seasonal event teams to make sure that your unfinished galaxies don't spawn pulsars or weird radio transmissions aimed at Earth? That might give you a bit of a breather.
You can also try making sure that they aren't a pretty color or shape... but please don't sacrifice your artistic vision! The galactic formations are designed to stick around for a long time; those are a great legacy for a dev to leave.
I didn't think there's any vision or coordination involved, they just spawned 90 septillion [Hydrogen] items at the same location and expected everyone to ignore the results. If the devs were really all-seeing and all-knowing they'd be aware of how many players brought [Lawnchair] items and did the [Sit & Look] emote when the US server admins did a small-scale version of that near the [Vegas] base.
Wait, the physics engine has a built in delay over long distances, isn’t that ideal for messing around with new galaxies? Or just temporarily place a blackhole in between those galaxies and us to block the light (love the ray tracing over long distances btw, it’s very impressive)
They're a junior dev. Clearly they've got some ways to go.
That would act as gravitational lens... Oh, I get you.
Well it's not our fault if the devs didn't think about making a sky box !
Can i get free gold ??? Pleaseeee
Why do the knobs on doors and drawers have collision data? It causes so many problems
It's kinda tricky to give them collision for hands to open the drawers and also disable collision for everything else so you don't hurt yourself.
We will not conform! REBEL AGAINST THE DEVS! TAKE OVER OUTSIDE!
No, I don't think that we will.
It isn't the galaxies we're looking for. It's you.
Nothing matters, everything fades away.
You're not utilizing deja vus to push updates?!
Of course you can't get any work done, you're in Copenhagen mode. If you switch to many-worlds mode the wavefunction never collapses and nobody will notice the difference.
please get back to work and do not engage with the public.
Bro, just use the dark integers
Is this why expansion is slowing?
it has nothing to do with us looking at them, it’s about light or something else hitting it. try turning off light in the areas you are working on
Agree, this game has crazy complex ray tracing, its probably something up with that.
can you pls patch my character a fat ass and a pair of tits ill keep it quiet