I mean technically if Earth got hit hard enough by a big meteor, some ejecta could fly off into space and become meteors themselves, but it would have to be a big impact
It's all variants of the "I identify as an attack helicopter". I'll give that poster credit, however, for coming up with an unusual take on the concept rather rhan just reposting the attack helicopter One Joke.
+5 for their originality, -20 for being a douchenozzle.
The ironic thing is you could replace all the bs with actual trans stuff (Like replace I always wanted to be the earth with I always wanted to be a girl) etc. and it would be a really sweet and wholesome story. So in a attempt to make fun of us they highlited the actual beauty of being trans
It reminds me of the video where a homophobe tells a story about getting bullied for being homophobic but for the entire video you can just swap the homophobic kid with a gay kid and dont change anything else and it would make more sense then the original video and they end the video with them saying that theyre still homphobic
Yeah it’s actually kind of fire. Like part of me wonders if this is just a shitpost. If it is, very good shitpost. If not, maybe they have more to discover about themselves. Or maybe they’re just an asshole I truly do not know.
No but like planet gender could go so hard imagine mountains and landscape tattoos and ocean tattoos and moons and star tattoos if thats what gives you euphoria. Maybe this person's trolling mentioning plastic surgeons but like Based.
One of those weird regressive memes where it only supports their argument if you already agree with them. I don't care if a person changes their name or appearance. If I met a person who said their name was Gaia and they wore clothing or had some kind of cosmetic surgery that made them look like a living planet I would not see that as something I should morally condemn them for. I would likely think that it was odd, I could have criticism of their aesthetic tastes, but I don't see being odd as something inherently immoral. I didn't have to understand another person's deal to accept their existence.
“Heh I’m going to make fun of trans people by comparing transitioning to becoming the earth in a way that sounds super beautiful and sick as hell that’ll show em”
It feels similar to accidental ally posts, I mean it’s trying to be transphobic and obnoxious but it’s failing to be a mockery and just making it seem like being trans is an inherently ethereal experience???
Being the earth does sound pretty cool though. I mean, this whole copypasta thing is still weird and sad, but being the earth and the goddess Gaia sounds awesome!!
If you remove the cringe and transphobic parts, the writing is surprisingly descriptive. Why did this guy spend the time to paint a picture of a beautiful planet person only to use it for crap? What a waste!
Even in the most elaborate attempts to make fun of people, they can't manage to envision a situation in which the way someone identifies and presents themselves is any problem for anyone else at all. Like, there's still just no harm being done here
Thank you for posting to r/OneJoke! We would like to remind you, and all users, to please review our rules and make sure your content, such as submissions, comments, or other forms of content, do not violate them. We'd also like to remind you specifically of Rule 5 which states
"Blur all identifying information in images posted. This includes usernames, subreddit names, and license plates. Exceptions include the poster's own name, satire posts, etc."
Reposting content removed for a failure to blur identifying information without adhering to the rules will result in a punishment on our sub.
Earth doesn't generate meteors??
yeah, they are created by the government
I mean technically if Earth got hit hard enough by a big meteor, some ejecta could fly off into space and become meteors themselves, but it would have to be a big impact
That would suck if earth got got hard enough /j
And that wouldn't be Earth's problem
Missed the second "got" smh
Ejecta*
Gaia is a sick name tho
I support Gaia
I know people who know someone called Gaia
no actually why does that sound like a vibe. theyre making a dumb joke but i feel like a little too much effort was put into this because im hooked
Yeah like it would be so sick to be orbited by little moons, why isnt it a feature
And different colors too
You have to pay extra for that
P2W smh my head 😔
Ok but turning into the earth willingly and especially into the goddess Gaia sounds very cool so this didn’t have the desired effect
Transition goals: Earth-Chan and/or the living Island from Moana
I've seen this exact template multiple times is this a copypasta or something
It's all variants of the "I identify as an attack helicopter". I'll give that poster credit, however, for coming up with an unusual take on the concept rather rhan just reposting the attack helicopter One Joke.
+5 for their originality, -20 for being a douchenozzle.
I mean he IS
r wordedI suppose because what the actual fuck am I reading 😀Who's willing to bet this person jerks off to earth chan?
OK why is it always "sexually identify" can you non sexually identify? Cis poeple are wired sometimes
The ironic thing is you could replace all the bs with actual trans stuff (Like replace I always wanted to be the earth with I always wanted to be a girl) etc. and it would be a really sweet and wholesome story. So in a attempt to make fun of us they highlited the actual beauty of being trans
I noticed this, too. Like, it really seems like they might sympathize with what a trans person goes through. But then they go and be a dick.
It reminds me of the video where a homophobe tells a story about getting bullied for being homophobic but for the entire video you can just swap the homophobic kid with a gay kid and dont change anything else and it would make more sense then the original video and they end the video with them saying that theyre still homphobic
Yeah it’s actually kind of fire. Like part of me wonders if this is just a shitpost. If it is, very good shitpost. If not, maybe they have more to discover about themselves. Or maybe they’re just an asshole I truly do not know.
That's beautiful actually.
This completely falls flat, but there is potential
No but like planet gender could go so hard imagine mountains and landscape tattoos and ocean tattoos and moons and star tattoos if thats what gives you euphoria. Maybe this person's trolling mentioning plastic surgeons but like Based.
tbh why do i support it
I really love the sentence about the plastic surgery, very beautiful visuals.
One of those weird regressive memes where it only supports their argument if you already agree with them. I don't care if a person changes their name or appearance. If I met a person who said their name was Gaia and they wore clothing or had some kind of cosmetic surgery that made them look like a living planet I would not see that as something I should morally condemn them for. I would likely think that it was odd, I could have criticism of their aesthetic tastes, but I don't see being odd as something inherently immoral. I didn't have to understand another person's deal to accept their existence.
This sounds cool tho
It's wild that they hear someone say "I'm a woman" and think "haha, that like me saying I'm literally a (random ridiculous thing)"
You can't sexually identify as a noun anyway, you can only sexually identify as an adjective i.e. gay. Last I checked Earth is not an adjective.
“Heh I’m going to make fun of trans people by comparing transitioning to becoming the earth in a way that sounds super beautiful and sick as hell that’ll show em”
It feels similar to accidental ally posts, I mean it’s trying to be transphobic and obnoxious but it’s failing to be a mockery and just making it seem like being trans is an inherently ethereal experience???
Because he is.
Being the earth does sound pretty cool though. I mean, this whole copypasta thing is still weird and sad, but being the earth and the goddess Gaia sounds awesome!!
If you remove the cringe and transphobic parts, the writing is surprisingly descriptive. Why did this guy spend the time to paint a picture of a beautiful planet person only to use it for crap? What a waste!
so obviously the joke is stupid and problematic but I actually think the punchline "check your heliocentric privilege" would be a banger
They actually make it sound so beautiful. It’d be a great metaphor for real transition if it weren’t coming from, well, yk, this
Even in the most elaborate attempts to make fun of people, they can't manage to envision a situation in which the way someone identifies and presents themselves is any problem for anyone else at all. Like, there's still just no harm being done here
How are we gonna consistently call them Gaia, if you censor their nickname?
Thank you for posting to r/OneJoke! We would like to remind you, and all users, to please review our rules and make sure your content, such as submissions, comments, or other forms of content, do not violate them. We'd also like to remind you specifically of Rule 5 which states
"Blur all identifying information in images posted. This includes usernames, subreddit names, and license plates. Exceptions include the poster's own name, satire posts, etc."
Reposting content removed for a failure to blur identifying information without adhering to the rules will result in a punishment on our sub.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.