So, how do I actually turn this fan on?
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  • 450 points rexshield99

    NO 😂

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    67 points Prior_Tax8546

    NO

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    40 points LazyAwareness8572

    NO

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    -42 points Timely_Juggernaut235

    NO

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    58 points Timely_Juggernaut235

    oh shi rule of 4

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    6 points ggnngg5

    NO

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    7 points charlie-_-13

    NO

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  • 248 points Gretekkkk

    Turn it upside down, then press the green button

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    106 points Geo-NS

    That turned me ON. Now what

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    22 points TimeBoysenberry8587

    You were supposed be on the other side of the fan & use the remote through the blades .

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    8 points Diamondcreepah

    "oh shit wrong remote"

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    2 points Fair-Kitchen-9199

    Thank you… 🤣

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    1 points rbartlejr

    But which one!?!

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    11 points MaterialWitness1009

    One says wind ... One says light

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    -35 points DeadlyVapour

    Girl logic.

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    15 points Zockercraft1711

    Sexsism logic ^

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    -29 points DeadlyVapour

    The joke that "no means no, except when it means yes"....

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    14 points Zockercraft1711

    Yeah that is what a rapist would say

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    -21 points DeadlyVapour

    Jesus. Christ.

    Have you not seen the recent trend of women being annoyed by men "not fighting for the relationship, when they say 'no'"?

    Not even talking about sex here. Your mind went straight to sex.

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    10 points Zockercraft1711

    Not a trend where I live, No means No, no matter what.

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    -1 points DeadlyVapour

    Yup. I agree.

    It's just funny when women complain about men ghosting them after they say "no".

    Some women like to play games. And frankly, it's disgusting. And in those instances, no means no, because no we don't want to play games, no we don't want drama, and no we don't want the risk associated with mixed signals. Healthy communication does start with "no means no", and "yes means yes"

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    1 points Skurvyelislau

    Recent trend of women 😆 What will some people do when social media will finally reach same place as ICQ, MySpace, Telnet, Chain Emails etc…

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  • 73 points RobotJohnrobe

    You know the meme where the sweaty guy can't decide which button to push?

    In this version, both buttons are labelled NO

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  • 21 points TaiJoe01

    NO you cannot

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  • 19 points TehOwn

    Have you tried turning it off and no again?

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  • 29 points One_Economist_3761

    Up,Up,Down,Down,Left,Right,Left, Right, B, A, Start

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    22 points Silo-Joe

    That doesn’t work. That just gets 30 fans delivered to your house.

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  • 5 points muricabrb

    You scream, "AWOOOO" to turn it on and yell at your wife for buying it.

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  • 12 points sleepysheep-zzz

    Incel says: keep pushing the no button until it turns on.

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    15 points TehOwn

    TBF, this is one of those exceptionally rare cases when no doesn't mean no.

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  • 3 points Extra_Ad_8009

    "Multi-function portable fan" would be an awesome neck tattoo!

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    3 points wharleeprof

    I'd prefer the more modest Wind Power. 

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  • 1 points ggfchl

    "Your bwoutooth dehvhice is ready to pahwr"

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  • 1 points Legitimate-Log-6542

    Just have to turn the remote around anytime you need to turn anything on

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  • 1 points Compass_Needle

    Kick it. Either the fan will turn off, or you'll electrocute yourself and you'll no longer care that the fan is on.

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  • 1 points Multi-plier

    NO NO NO 🤣🤣🤣

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  • 1 points usackline

    I am guessing you use the NO (NO OFF) button

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  • 1 points UnknownDanishGut

    NO

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  • 1 points Mariuszgamer2007

    The top NO. (those remotes can have the same output codes so it can be used to control lights, photo frame media players, arduino starter kit ir sensor template code, dodgy ceramic heaters and more(one button in the remotes have the same code to eject the disc tray in my dvd player) )

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  • 1 points enjoyerforsquiddolol

    no

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  • 1 points HotelTop7705

    Easy. Press NO to turn it ON, OFF to turn it OFF, and cry to activate oscillation.

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  • 1 points C0ldHanne

    Clearly on off

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  • 1 points mielesgames

    No

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  • 1 points UsernamesNotFound404

    Do you want it off? No? Press no if you don't want the fan to stay off.

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  • 2 points More-Explanation2032

    Why are there 2 no buttons and 2 off buttons OP

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    2 points StuzaTheGreat

    One set is for the light one set is for the fan (wind).

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    0 points More-Explanation2032

    Then it should be so how do I actually turn the light and the fan on

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  • 1 points Illustrious-Note3996

    Wind power -> NO OFF in the same time

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  • 1 points Jolly_Bookkeeper_828

    NO YOU NO TURN ON

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  • 1 points Yaughl

    r/no

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  • 1 points ankole_watusi

    No means yes.

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  • 1 points ShadowWolf2508

    Trial and error, just press every button till you find the right one

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  • 0 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    3 points Silo-Joe

    It’s actually Chinese.

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