Its on you
  • 24 points CustardPresent3691

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    11 points FlatulentFox5543

    The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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    2 points kvothe907

    I’m scare-oused

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    1 points PuzzleheadedLeader79

    Its pronounced fearection

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    3 points Candid-Culture3956

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    2 points paid_in_coin

    Death by snu snu?

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    1 points CustardPresent3691

    Oh yeees

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  • 5 points jsbach90

    https://i.redd.it/rfnk9un1qn6g1.gif

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  • 6 points Saldrakka

    My girlfriend would laugh and say "he's your problem now" then both would vanish as my meds kick in

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    1 points toben81234

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    1 points waxonwaxoff87

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aU0t3i-z6Ms

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    1 points DrNCrane74

    And it seemed so close. I will get it, eventually.

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    1 points Ilike2Tinker

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • 4 points Shot_Payment_3447

    My wife would work out a custody agreement.

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    1 points frisco-frisky-dom

    hahahahaha

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  • 3 points Podonkeyfkr

    Kiss her.

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  • 3 points Confident_Boss2081

    the question was for the lady's

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    1 points designerlemons

    If you didn't work out day 0 that most redditors are only here to make everything about themselves while adding nothing to the original question or statement i dont know whats to tell you friend.

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    2 points Ok_Preparation9182

    I was there. More than 3000 years ago.

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    1 points Prestigious_Bad8607

    Did you catch the part where Palestine was promised as the Jewish homeland aswell. Since you were there 3000 years ago.

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    1 points The-Spirit-of-76

    Yes, God came from on high and said " The boys in Palestine are always hard, if you come around there they'll pull your card. Seeking nothing in life except to be legit. Don't quote me boy, cause I ain't said shit."

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    1 points PutridLadder9192

    I just witnessed strength of street knowledge

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    1 points Omnizoom

    You also forget that Redditors will assume any situation is one that they would experience or perceive so are unaware of notions of the human experience they do not personally feel like love care or affection

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    1 points EntertainerTop4046

    And then change the topic...Squirrel!

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    1 points Schnitzel1337

    They don't exist here.

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    1 points LiveSimply42

    Exactly, kiss her !

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    1 points GingerPale2022

    Lady’s….what? You meant “ladies”, the plural. Basic grammar still matters. If English isn’t your first language, cool, but if it is, damn.

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    1 points Confident_Boss2081

    GFYS

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    1 points GingerPale2022

    Again, laziness abounds. Just type out “Go fuck yourself”. Jesus fuck, it’s not that difficult.

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    1 points Confident_Boss2081

    GO FUCK YOUR SELF CUNT

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    1 points GingerPale2022

    Almost there! “Yourself” is one word, but here it actually works to split it into “your self”. It has an added dig to my “self”. You were accidentally clever! You did forget the comma separating “self” and “cunt”, though. So close. I was almost proud of you, cunt! Better luck next time.

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    1 points NoWork1400

    The lady’s what?

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    1 points IntelligentRight

    Don't think we have those here sadly.... even all the "come to my OF" photo threads are men posting for women.

    And then chatting with men on the OF site pretending to be the OF model. XD haha

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  • 2 points m40r1w0r1a

    Iminari roll under her legs and go straight for a ripping oil check

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    2 points Responsible_Emu_139

    Bold of you to assume she's not used to an ol' fashioned oilcheck.

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    1 points m40r1w0r1a

    I mean it was just an attack move, I'm not sure it would 100% work, but its a shot

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  • 2 points BigD3nergy

    Me to my girl. I bid thee adieu

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  • 2 points bickusdickus69allday

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  • 2 points Surjoana6668

    My said she would say " Finally I am free of this burden!!! Don't feed him after midnight" and run away cackling

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  • 2 points HourAd1087

    This comment thread is full of incels and people who obviously don’t understand it’s a joke lol… it’s sad to share air with y’all

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    1 points Kaiser_Moist

    Thank you, the more I read these cringe replies the more I wonder what tf I'm even doing here

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  • 2 points Primordial_Tissue

    Honestly girl might stop her or not but she definitely not stopping me thats a roller coaster im getting on

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  • 2 points rainbow-foxie

    I'd ask her to take me as her girl instead.😅

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  • 2 points FireInHisBlood

    Pray for her. My boyfriends are a couple of insatiable sex fiends.

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  • 2 points WildBoy000

    It doesn’t matter! Real men submit to muscle mommys!!

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  • 2 points AdeptnessTough9499

    No backsies.

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  • 2 points Ginger-Hannah

    If he wants to stay, he'll fight her off. I can always find another boy, they're easy to get.

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  • 1 points Legal_Dot4352

    She tells other women, "I fucked yo bitch"

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    1 points Berni_G3

    I’m somebody’s bitch.

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  • 1 points Myfountainpenisdry

    Probably just kick her in her 4 inch lady bean....pod

    Those hormones do some crazy sheez to people

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  • 1 points TheDroningReverend

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points Soulslayer612

    My baby don't gotta do shit, I'll get stabby. Nobody gets between me and the love of my life.

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  • 1 points beastboyashu

    I mean if a woman walks up to me and picks me up while I'm with my wife it's kinda my responsibility to not entertain her ye?

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  • 1 points FAX415saki

    I met her in a club down in old Soho...

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  • 1 points 19Julian71

    She’s no after your man!

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  • 1 points Stoicsage86

    Mcscuse me bitch?!?!

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  • 1 points MarlboroMike77

    My wife wouldnt let me go. She wouldnt like to see me happy

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    1 points SheepherderHuman2984

    Damn same lol

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  • 1 points potatomato_123

    leave the man alone, let me be yours LMFAOO

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  • 1 points Away-Purpose7345

    She's like Summer in that episode where Rick and Summer took steroids to beat that guy's ass.

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    1 points SheepherderHuman2984

    A man of culture I see

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  • 1 points Same_Football4409

    dudebod

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    1 points ExpressionDeep6256

    Still....

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    1 points DrNCrane74

    she is borderline fuckable, would definitely not try that hard for her

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  • 1 points Betterthanmost1986

    Seems like more men responding, myself included. It takes 1 joke for the original question to be overlooked, gotta love Reddit and our simple minds . lol

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  • 1 points AnnualSafe7859

    play dead

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  • 1 points Effective-Bass400

    Die fighting for what’s rightfully mine!

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  • 1 points ChickenBob85

    Is my lady in the room with us right now?

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  • 1 points RemarkableCow9628

    Tell her she's my man too, LMFAO

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  • 1 points Zakosaurus

    Is this how a polycule forms?

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  • 1 points Weak-Coat-6132

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points bowleggedbiker

    Sorry babe, I need to go with her, it's what's best for both of us.

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  • 1 points Longjumping-Dealer10

    My girlfriend would say back off muscles aren't bulletproof!

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  • 1 points Mountain_Driver5627

    My girl ain’t gonna do shit.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points GamingBartender186

    Can I at least watch?

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  • 1 points Doc_WhyNot

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points Wraisted

    3 wayyyyy

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  • 1 points Kindly-Potential4382

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  • 1 points Kindly-Potential4382

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points CliffCyrus

    https://preview.redd.it/n80k70bnlz6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413c4710ff12e34ca6a2ca8f9adf8d40cb616777

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  • 1 points TideOneOn

    Showed this to my wife.  She said, "bigger target, easier shot."

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  • 1 points East_Difficulty_7873

    "I crossed my legs and his neck broke. You can have him back."

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Can I be your woman instead😭

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  • 1 points KingKushhh666

    https://preview.redd.it/68773pqc437g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321c300f53b7f120f432bdac11cb7bf2ba1916ba

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  • 1 points tertium_non_datur

    I would take her easily with my DICK

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  • 1 points CheesecakeTop9345

    ima whoop her ahhh

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  • 1 points Agitated_Might2984

    We shoot her. Repeatedly

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  • 1 points Fit-Football8426

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  • 1 points AOZ1988

    https://i.redd.it/pzkm0mkpf47g1.gif

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  • 1 points Son5of2Havoc

    Pls Honey Let me Go .... PLSSS Death by Snu Snu .... PLSSS

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  • 1 points diggerquicker

    Kick her in the balls.

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  • 1 points CryCommercial1919

    You're acting like I have a girlfriend

    https://preview.redd.it/khrgi91c677g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ccbb988c787a9c77bd48d5b78c41d6dc186ae6

    ↑ this me

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  • 1 points Egoy

    My wife would throw down and I’d have to get my ass kicked trying to protect her.

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  • 1 points Big-Carpenter7921

    My wife would join in

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  • 1 points SucideHotLine552

    What could the Man do???

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  • 1 points Arstotzkaheat

    12.7 mm M2 Browning machine gun...all I need

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  • 1 points ForTheMemesYahHeard

    Ladies, just let him be happy. No one said you can't join or be hers as well.

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  • 1 points waddledee_73

    girl why didn't you take me, the fuck?

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  • 1 points Strict_Device6105

    Fuck her in the swole pussy

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  • 1 points Previous-Table-2852

    Suck her dick?

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  • 1 points MrShaudy1

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points Broad_Astronaut7580

    My wife would more than likely make her fist her then let her have her way with me

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  • 1 points FattyBatLady

    Absolutely fucking nothing! I can't fuck with someone who has a left arm as thick as my thigh!

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  • 1 points wanderthewasteland

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points No_Performer5650

    My wife's exact words are "good luck, hope you know how to deal with a brain damaged veteran"

    Fair and accurate. There's a lot that goes into being with me beyond being pretty and strong that aren't as easy as focusing on your deadlift PR and your macros even if you don't have a job.

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  • 1 points thebleakhollow

    I would push my husband down and run off with her instead 🤭

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  • 1 points Temporary_Bug9222

    If that's her man then I'm her man too

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  • 1 points bloodpumpkin

    Can you take me too??

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  • 1 points Atrkrupt1

    wife turns to leave

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  • 1 points Low_Negotiation_707

    I asked and the answer was "start sucking my mans dick; he won't walk away from that"

    I explained that its probably by force and she insisted she can suck harder than this woman can lift

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    1 points New_Sector5715

    Is she free today? How’s her schedule, i’d like to make an appointment please. Thanks

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  • 1 points Separate_Leopard1307

    Pull out a gun on her

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  • 1 points whereisurbackbone

    He’s gonna have to fight her

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  • 1 points Invitoveritas666

    Toggle her clitpenis

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  • 1 points Ambitious-Durian-537

    My wife would teach her what deadly really means

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  • 1 points Significant-Tip-5135

    Give her a lesson in decimals

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  • 1 points frisco-frisky-dom

    Honestly let the guy go! No guy is gonna want to be with THAT much muscle mass lol!

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  • 1 points deadcatshead

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points badgko

    My wife would tell her that we're a package deal so she'd to take both of us.

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  • 1 points Seraph6584

    My girlfried,: you mean our man(she likes tall buff women)

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  • 1 points guydmv

    Pray for her new man

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  • 1 points Legitimate_Raccoon36

    After my girl was done with 8 minutes of calmly explaining what life is like with me She-man would ask for a refund.

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  • 1 points suestom1

    Tell him to go on cause if he’s willing to go with something that looks like that she ought to have ZERO USE FOR HIM

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  • 1 points Destiny4267

    Im single its probably someone else man anyway

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  • 1 points SilentDragaur

    As a man I don't want her.

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  • 1 points Melodic_Leadership12

    https://i.redd.it/3tw5m25gwr7g1.gif

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  • 1 points BearCrft

    My wife would give me away in a heartbeat, however, I would still need to take care of the dogs.

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  • 1 points HornyThrowaway9230

    I swear I know this girl…

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  • 1 points Brilliant-Royal578

    Kicking in crotch would be wrong answer and I don’t condone it since I was kicked off of Reddit say I would my punishment changed my mind. I am so sorry moderators.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    FF15

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  • 1 points Vasto_LordA

    She can have me, hell

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  • 1 points Relevant-Doctor187

    We don’t get a say in this?

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  • 1 points Plastic_Scene_5499

    Nothing, he’s a grown ass man. He can handle it

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  • 1 points Peetweefish

    My wife would kick her in the balls.

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  • 1 points Interesting_Film_900

    She will turn his chick peas into hummus

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  • 1 points BreakConsistent

    Okay but he gay too.

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  • 1 points nervousbot-20

    As the man I’d say “yes mommy!”

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  • 1 points pandershrek

    My exwife would probably try to fuck her first

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  • 1 points edtie19

    I start sucking

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  • 1 points GoodCash169

    I'd ask her to take me instead. 

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  • 1 points featherknife

    It's* on you

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  • 1 points HereIsACasualAsker

    no, it is our man, and you are gonna wear a leash.

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  • 1 points Fearless-Location325

    Kick her in the balls

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    1 points spiralco

    This is what my wife said!!

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    2 points HappyMetalViking

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    3 points veridiux

    This has me dying

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    1 points PopGroundbreaking758

    Big fan

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    1 points HourAd1087

    Someone is showing there insecurities lol…

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    1 points DrNCrane74

    Not one of my girlfriends or mistresses could stand up to her.

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    1 points Q_Chakweetah

    L take

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    1 points xtelcontarx

    You sound horribly out of shape

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    1 points EvanSnowWolf

    No, she would cry because Rachel is a really sweet person. Though, I should point out there's no such thing as "glamour muscles". Those things work, I've seen her PR that would make the average woman cry.

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  • 0 points lexcoupe82

    Shed be spending all her time blaming men

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  • 0 points Zestyclose-Lab2433

    You think this is muscle? I’ll show you muscle. Psh

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    1 points GuestaffHashbyrne

    Yes Crocodile Dundee of muscles. I do think she is muscular. Even if your knife is bigger, the other knife is still also a knife.

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  • 0 points RoosterzX

    See even with big muscles you'd still have to worry about the small portion of women who pack heat and are willing to use it, sometimes for the dumbest things.

    Not going to be what happens on average but you steal enough men and eventually statistics say someone's going to make the muscles irrelevant. At least if you live in the US. If not, your chances are better. You'll encounter a knife maybe, but the risk is never zero.

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    1 points OhTrueGee

    Why so serious?

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    2 points RoosterzX

    Because where I live you can have fun but you always have to keep an eye out for the crazies. You never know where they will show up or when. And where I'm from, women aren't afraid to fight, they will fuck you up faster than the guys. When I was in school for every 1 fight between males, there were 3 female fights. I've literally watched women throw chairs across rooms because one tried to steal the others boyfriend. When you forget to account for the crazies, you open the door for possible tragedy.

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    1 points HourAd1087

    It’s a joke meme lol.. super /whoosh for you huh?

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    1 points Perfect-Olive-5421

    Cringe

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  • 0 points ProfessionStrict3047

    Kick her in the dick

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    1 points EvanSnowWolf

    Rachel is a biological woman.

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  • 0 points Why_No_Hugs

    As the man, I’d wonder why the fuck a muscle milked up woman is grabbing me in the first place. I only go to Target, the Gym, and the occasional Movie. And only Target and the movies with my wife. Why is this woman grabbing me at Target? Lady, I just want to get my discount and get out. Why is she grabbing me at the movies? Lady, this is the Bluey movie, why did cartoon dogs turn you on?!

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  • 0 points Status-Buddy2058

    My wife would say I’m not into dudes and she’s right that’s gross. To each their own but I’m not into super muscular ladies there is quite a difference between bulked and toned!

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  • -1 points Reg_doge_dwight

    "he's not gay"

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    2 points CardiologistOk1028

    Its not a cock. Its a big clit

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    1 points bigbikelights

    Eww.

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    1 points Reg_doge_dwight

    If it can penetrate you, it's a cock.

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    1 points Justtakedeepbreaths2

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    1 points DrNCrane74

    This made me jump up on my sofa.

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    1 points JackhorseBowman

    Savage lol

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    0 points mbilight

    The only answer

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  • -5 points aka_sum1

    Don't do it ladies, pls. It's repulsive.

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    2 points TheRockLobsta1

    Believe it or not, a lot of women don't do things they enjoy to be more attractive to guys. And if she enjoys it, good for her.

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    1 points aka_sum1

    Please see my reply to the sibling comment.

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    1 points downyonder1911

    From a fitness or body building perspective it's an extremely impressive physique. I don't think most women who build a body like this are doing it to be more attractive to men. I would bet 95% of men don't find this much muscle on a woman attractive, but that's kind of irrelevant.

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    1 points aka_sum1

    I didn't mean to imply that women do that to be more attractive. Still, I bet that those "95%" would still like to attract a man. Even those who use testosterone and perhaps have even larger muscles.

    But now that you mention them, I would also like to question those other motives. Heck I would question them in men as well (as a man who works out, n.b.), not only women.

    Anyway, like most men, I find it repulsive and I'm not going to hide it because it's not socially correct. I care more about those women, if you will, than about reddit points that pandering could earn.

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    1 points -PetFemboy-

    She ain't doin it for you, so keep it to yourself perhaps.

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    1 points aka_sum1

    She's got a pretty face, but most men don't find so much muscle attractive because it's something men are more biologically predisposed to than women (hence the association). So why wouldn't I warn a sister about what she's doing? Especially because working out is vain (more as in pointless than narcissistic, although... that too) if not done for health, professional sport, self-defense, or attracting a person of the opposite sex - whether we're talking about men or women.

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    1 points -PetFemboy-

    What the fuck are you even on about? How do you get to a point where this is your view of women and the world? Like jesus Christ take a long look at yourself in the mirror.

    This pathetic excuse of "just warning her" is sad. You don't "warn" someone by calling them repulsive, that's just you insulting someone. And noone needs or wants your warning either.

    What is it with random dudes on the internet thinking their opinion is in any way valuable to someone that didn't even ask?

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    1 points aka_sum1

    You mean the view of women as generally having less muscle mass than men? That's biology. And sexual attraction is very much based on our differences. How do I get to that view? I guess I get to that view by affirming truth even if whole communities online revile me for it.

    I did not call the girl repulsive! And in fact, I think she has attractive features. I called huge muscles on a girl repulsive to men (though at some point on a guy too to be sure, esp. if using PEDs). I think this girl would be more attractive if she looked more, well, normal. It's not like she was born double-muscled, she actively builds muscle, and she can decide she's investing too much time in it and overdid it.

    Now, I have a question for you, and I want you to give it honest thought: Are you sure your outrage comes from your concern for women (and doesn't have anything to do with your nickname perhaps)? Either way, I think girls can genuinely benefit from my advice.

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    1 points -PetFemboy-

    Your view of women as constantly trying to affirm to men is what I mean. Your world view seems to be that all women want all men to find them attractive and that they should change how they look to fit into your view of what is attractive. You entirely disregard the fact that some women don't care about men finding them attractive, that some women decide to have a certain look for themselves, and also that some women are lesbian (at least that's what I'm getting here).

    Your entire comment was about you finding the appearance of that woman repulsive, then when called out you pretend to be "giving advice". That's not how any respectful or respectable human being gives advice. You quite simply insulted her and said "don't look like that ladies". That's disgusting behaviour.

    And again, this is you projecting your view of what is attractive on others in order to then insult and belittle women. They did not ask for advice. Especially not in such a derogatory way. It's your right to think she'd be more attractive if she had less muscles, I kinda agree with that even. But it isn't mine or your place to judge this without them asking for that. And again, especially not in this disrespectful manner.

    My name and identity are personal to me. I decide to look and present this way simply because I prefer it to looking masculine. This doesn't have any affect on me respecting women. I respect women because I was raised properly, and because I treat them as I would want to be treated.

    Wether you believe your advice is in any way helpful or not is irrelevant. As long as someone isn't asking for it, don't give it. And if you do give advice, do it in a respectful and not by insulting them. This is simply the way you properly interact with people. It's not rocket science.

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    1 points aka_sum1

    Maybe there was a misunderstanding. Like I explained in my replies to other objectors, by saying that the effects of overtraining on the female body is repulsive to men, I was not implying that women only work out to appeal to men.

    You quite simply insulted her and said "don't look like that ladies". That's disgusting behaviour.

    If this were OC, I would have addressed it very differently. But it's not like OP was in the picture, that picture is ancient (notice the hairstyle). Even if I did not sugar-coat it as is expected of me on Reddit, I was genuinely giving good faith advice to women in general and meant no disrespect to the cute girl that used to have repulsively huge muscles haha.

    And again, this is you projecting your view of what is attractive on others in order to then insult and belittle women.

    Oh come on! this is simply evil presumption on your part now. I did not belittle women! If anything, I respected them enough to tell them the truth. My advice is helpful, even if you as a guy don't like guys giving advice to girls for some reason (even though they, in general, like guys and could appreciate their input). And most guys agree with what I said, even you!

    I decide to look and present this way simply because I prefer it to looking masculine. This doesn't have any affect on me respecting women.

    I mentioned your nickname because I imagined you might be objecting to my comment due to it affirming a "traditional" feminine aesthetic, whereas a "femboy" does not conform to the "traditional" masculine aesthetic. I did not accuse you of disrespecting women (although now that you mention... perhaps you are appropriating their aesthetic. We can talk about that via DM if you wish). However, since you admitted that you prefer the traditional feminine aesthetic yourself, I reckon I was wrong. Maybe it really was just the common misunderstanding that I hope I've clarified in the first paragraph of this comment.

    Wether you believe your advice is in any way helpful or not is irrelevant. As long as someone isn't asking for it, don't give it. And if you do give advice, do it in a respectful and not by insulting them. This is simply the way you properly interact with people. It's not rocket science.

    I wasn't interacting with the person in the image, I was interacting with the idea of masculine-looking women. My comment meant to poignantly counter politically correct affirmation that skews the truth. I do not regret giving that advice, nor will I stop giving unsolicited advice when I think it may be beneficial (unless prudence should demand it). I only regret misunderstanding.

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  • -2 points Weekly-Dog-6838

    I say I don’t want her. I like my women with relatively as much muscle as me

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    5 points __The-1__

    It's not a choice at this point bro

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    2 points Saucy-Mustard

    You don’t get to choose who falls in love with you and makes you their lover

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