Why did House think he would get away with anally sodomizing a cop? Is he stupid?
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  • 486 points rex_banner83

    ACAB

    All cops are bi-curious

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    48 points Appropriate_Ad8734

    https://preview.redd.it/15cyhl7pzp9g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=884319c4b0f953b91dbf1d8fa457dda3b0073535

    OH LOOK, A CAB

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    10 points eneitz

    A cop, anally bi-curious*

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    -129 points TheDarkFlash810

    LMFAO this is actually funny, nice change of pace from the typical content here

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    55 points catalyticcomplainer

    Why are they downvoting you LMAO

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    93 points aftocheiria

    Backhanded compliment, they are vexed.

    Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.

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    -38 points TheDarkFlash810

    Backhanded compliment

    Exactly

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    58 points Vegetable-Rooster-50

    Because replies like these are low effort karma farms. Happens a lot on this website. Whenever someone replies to a really funny comment with "Hah! That sure is funny!", Without adding anything else, they get downvoted

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    9 points Mailman9

    Or maybe he was taking a second to appreciate the one comment that wasn't "Dr. Domicile and 4 men are vexed, stupid drug, mouse bites" on this sub

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    15 points catalyticcomplainer

    I’m new here

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    -29 points TheDarkFlash810

    Lmfao huh? I'm karma farming because I said something was actually funny?

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    15 points cowboynoodless

    For being too genuine, everyone knows that in the okbuddyvicodin subreddit you have to be a satire freak and never say anything true ever. And everyone has to take the stupid drug

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    -36 points TheDarkFlash810

    They're mad that I implied this sub isn't funny

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    15 points Sir_Trncvs

    Nah, to me you just sounded like How you do fellow kids.

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    -1 points TheDarkFlash810

    ?

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    11 points Sir_Trncvs

    Force relatability, thats what your original comment felt like.

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    -1 points TheDarkFlash810

    How is me saying something's funny forced relatability

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    17 points Sir_Trncvs

    It felt like those annoying YouTube comment that spam Underated comment. I should jave phrased it like this instead

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    1 points TheDarkFlash810

    I still don't see it but alright, fair enough

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  • 126 points thirdlost

    Yeah, he should have sodomized him the other way.

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  • 60 points RollinYoell

    Stupid as stupid does

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  • 54 points myerscc

    he did get away with it, not stupid

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  • 114 points Any_Description2768

    Totally random and off topic, but I always found house hot when he was wearing his bike jacket lol.

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    71 points FallenBelfry

    Absolutely. Positively edible old man.

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    -55 points Working_Ordinary_567

    Not edible. Cool.

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    61 points FallenBelfry

    Speak for yourself, I'd crack him open like a luscious set of crab legs to get at that warm white goop within.

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    -53 points Working_Ordinary_567

    Whatever.

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    39 points FallenBelfry

    The extent to which you are dismissive of my old man lust leads me to ask you: do you know where you are? Do you know what we do here?

    This is like walking into a Rocky Horror Picture Show subreddit and chastising people for lusting over Dr. Frank'n'furter.

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    8 points Any_Description2768

    Oooo, rocky horror mention, I love to see it. high fives fallenbelfry lol

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    -40 points Working_Ordinary_567

    I expressed a brief opinion. I never chastised.

    It's not my fault insecure people are down voting me.

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    28 points FallenBelfry

    Insecure people? Insecure about...what, exactly? You're being laughed at because half the appeal of Dr. House for most people is that Hugh Laurie is hot. To argue with this here is bewildering, as far as choices go.

    And you did chastise me, you little rascal! You said "no, cool" when I expressed my desire to gobble Greg House up like a plate of freshly fucked eggs. I did not get to my middle age to have some young gun put me down for voicing my want for such in the objectively appropriate place for such.

    Now be a dear and sod off.

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    -7 points Working_Ordinary_567

    No. I think he looks cool. That's a valid opinion.

    I'll stop posting on this thread when you do.

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    -10 points Working_Ordinary_567

    I'm 58 years old. I like to piss off people occasionally. I'm sorry if you can't handle that.

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    20 points Gay_Reichskommissar

    I'm sorry mate but the thought of a 58 year old dude on an okbuddy subreddit is absolutely sending me

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    10 points FallenBelfry

    Right, but why? Where's the joy in that? Isn't it much nicer to laugh along than to be laughed at? When you draw the ire of others, and they laugh at you, you're not smugly sitting above the joke, you're the joke.

    And personally, even if I don't know you, I do not believe you deserve to be such.

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    11 points aftocheiria

    https://i.redd.it/ijxclpa7jn9g1.gif

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    -1 points Working_Ordinary_567

    I don't understand the question.

    I just say whatever comes into my head.

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    11 points Additional_Chip_4158

    Chill daddy

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    1 points Working_Ordinary_567

    I thought I was being chill. My bad, obviously.

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    3 points CombatLlama1964

    lmao

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    19 points catalyticcomplainer

    Just cuz the wrappers crinkled doesn’t mean the candy ain’t sweet

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    6 points Any_Description2768

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    9 points Morkamino

    Idk, i like the style but it also makes him look like he would reek of cigarettes and beer breath

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  • 37 points v_verstappenlovemypp

    Checking for lupus

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    4 points Working_Ordinary_567

    Yeah, pretty sure I had it earlier. Not now, tho'

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  • 28 points notaredditeryet

    As opposed to orally sodomizing a cop

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    8 points Medical_Ice3849

    Or vaginally sodomizing a cop

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    8 points choma90

    Or legholelly sodomizing a doctor

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  • 18 points Working_Ordinary_567

    Just stick him with a sedative, diagnose the dreadful condition making him such an arsehole, and cure it, then bask in his newfound happiness.

    It worked with the one-armed Canadian guy in the flat below him and Wilson.

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  • 8 points teh_stev3

    As opposed to non-anal sodomy?

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  • 8 points AirUsed5942

    The junkie doctor rapes the small cop when he barks

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  • 5 points g0thicfae

    Suddenly, I'm a cop 👮🏻‍♀️

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  • 4 points kestrelkev24

    https://preview.redd.it/3s7m35h9qs9g1.jpeg?width=2308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2349f787a313096a2465f3cf69e20b6b94be132f

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  • 2 points RollinYoell

    Maybe not!

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  • 1 points ananisikenadam35

    He put the handcuffs in his ass.

    https://preview.redd.it/3aowj23q2s9g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3213befd94fa65d3c313dc4e90924e2ab269be9

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  • 1 points Louvaine243

    Anally sodomize? What other ways are there to sodomize someone? How long have you been sleeping on this information?

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    5 points thelittleking

    Sodomy refers to any non-vaginal intercourse. Oral sex is sodomy. The more you know 🌈🌟

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  • 1 points quid_pro_kourage

    uj/ I absolutely love how House's patient angering antics come back to bite him. I was fully prepared to believe that the episode would just go on like any other clinic bit.

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