Oh my god they were roommates

Rentalchild, did I ever tell you about Georgia Abode? He was a crippled middle aged doctor while I was the Dean of medicine - a fine piece of drug bait from a more civilized age. He had the limpiest body and the perkiest little cane in the galaxy; barely legal in most hospitals. Twinkson and I used to doubleteam him at the end of every successful diagnosis during the differential Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire Princeton-Plainsboro janitorial team run a train over him, part of official board “certification” of course. In time, he learned how to handle a meatcane than anyone on the board. He wore torn jeans every day so we told him there were no panties in hospitals, and since he was constantly limping you’d get a glimpse of his tight bussy mid treatment as he'd do a spin while slicing a 250mg pill of vicodin in half with his tongue. It was surreal. We taught him to grip his cane backwards like a dildo and he constantly got doped up by buttpirates and and suicidal tendencies almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, you have no idea. And he was a good friend.

He was good, really good.

"I knew him. Briefly."

I'm Leonard Robert Sean, and I too am a homersexual

He's just gotta

Do you know bisexuals exist?

Poets

So real, I met him earlier this year and asked him if I could touch him (lean close for a pic) he looked me up and down and said „you can do whatever you want to me.“ I sat in the tube on my way home and kept asking myself wtf he meant by that

Robert Sean Leonard is clearly responsible for the way Wilson tells the camera crew “true” stories about House in “Ugly”, that is EXACTLY the way he talks 😆

I saw Robert Sean Leonard at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Oh! Thats the boss of this family you’re talking to!

The strong, silent type

That’s right cock sucka

Go back to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital

His apartment looked like shit.

Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take, those assholes?

😭

So is this fake news or not I couldn’t find the interview they are talking about