If Richmond Man was a superhero, what would his super powers be?
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  • 20 points insuffcient_dopamine

    Reverse that! Everywhere he plants a chicken bone, a vape shop grows!

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    6 points Diet_Coke

    Like some kind of grimy Johnny AppleseedĀ šŸ˜‚

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  • 17 points go_ing_pla_ces

    Aqua Man. Safeguarding city water.

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    16 points Diet_Coke

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  • 15 points Cube-in-B

    Turning vape shops into piles of chicken bones

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  • 8 points heraus

    Big Brain Energy, instantly raising academic standards across the board and attracting the best and brightest teachers and administrators to the city. Or honestly just the power to work with the school board rather than having the city as its adversary.

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  • 6 points IAmTheBoiledFrog

    Nuisance Animal Man!

    Can speak with possums, deer, coyotes, raccoons, squirrels, and sh!t.

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  • 3 points insuffcient_dopamine

    Wheelies on quads and dirtbikes.

    MF mayor can do stoppies too.

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  • 3 points LulzyWizard

    The ability to make every apartment stairwell smell like skunkweed

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    2 points Diet_Coke

    Wait...am I Richmond Man?

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  • 2 points Upbeat_Clerk3756

    Can get any tattoo he wants just by snapping his fingers

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    2 points Diet_Coke

    His weakness? Jobs that start before 11:00 AM

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  • 2 points Upbeat_Clerk3756

    One thing he can’t do: fix the Department of Public Utilities (nobody can do this)

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  • 2 points LulzyWizard

    The ability to blow pot smoke in your face and get DUIs

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  • 2 points LONGVolSilver

    Snow that somehow refuses to melt on city streets, even when it's above freezing

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  • 2 points sofa_sense

    Has the ability to tag a whole freight train with his mind

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  • 2 points coldjaww

    Tattooing your skin with his mind!

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