Big Brain Energy, instantly raising academic standards across the board and attracting the best and brightest teachers and administrators to the city. Or honestly just the power to work with the school board rather than having the city as its adversary.
Reverse that! Everywhere he plants a chicken bone, a vape shop grows!
Like some kind of grimy Johnny AppleseedĀ š
Aqua Man. Safeguarding city water.
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Turning vape shops into piles of chicken bones
Big Brain Energy, instantly raising academic standards across the board and attracting the best and brightest teachers and administrators to the city. Or honestly just the power to work with the school board rather than having the city as its adversary.
Nuisance Animal Man!
Can speak with possums, deer, coyotes, raccoons, squirrels, and sh!t.
Wheelies on quads and dirtbikes.
MF mayor can do stoppies too.
The ability to make every apartment stairwell smell like skunkweed
Wait...am I Richmond Man?
Can get any tattoo he wants just by snapping his fingers
His weakness? Jobs that start before 11:00 AM
One thing he canāt do: fix the Department of Public Utilities (nobody can do this)
The ability to blow pot smoke in your face and get DUIs
Snow that somehow refuses to melt on city streets, even when it's above freezing
Has the ability to tag a whole freight train with his mind
Tattooing your skin with his mind!