Nude Woman Arrested After 'Trying to be a Mermaid' in a Private Pond
  • 175 points EmilioMolesteves

    Obligatory "I'm sorry I thought this was America" post.

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    20 points tepkel

    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was Atlantis!

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    1 points MessNox

    This WAS in America.

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    2 points EmilioMolesteves

    Yes I know, it's a south park joke.

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    1 points MessNox

    Oh i see.

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  • 82 points ghoostimage

    “Beyond the obvious reasons, Sutton apparently did not explain why she wants to be a mermaid.”

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    70 points scrotumscab

    Reject capitalism, embrace Posiden

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    6 points OozeNAahz

    She obviously doesn’t know about the Atlantis economy. I hear Sand dollars are up against the US dollar lately.

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    20 points fullonfacepalmist

    “Sutton was tased, but cops said the electrical jolt had zero effect, and she continued toward the officer.”

    -superpowers!

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  • 34 points Bignezzy

    God forbid a lady have a hobby

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  • 31 points monkeybawz

    I clicked on the link to see if it was her pond or not. It was not.

    You'd think the arrest would be the end of it. Nope.... That's when it goes properly off the rails.

    Do mermaids have superpowers? It's either that or meth.

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  • 59 points the-artistocrat

    Strange women lying in private ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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    10 points EffectiveSalamander

    I don't know, I've seen worse bases.

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  • 61 points yellowhelix

    r/LetGirlsHaveFun

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  • 19 points Prestigious-Copy-494

    Seriously the way this week has gone I'm ready to be a mermaid too and join her.

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    4 points difficulty_jump

    I was about to say me and who 😭 I'm ready to be delusional to escape this current hellscape.

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    2 points gdghhfdffrf

    me too, but at the multi-national as a weightloss program, ponds across the planet, apps, mermaid stuff, tshirts, reality tv. then we get to mermaid in our own private cement pond where yellow flounders bring fancy drinks in pineapples and coconuts, no spiders, no snakes, no angry people.

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  • 12 points omnichronos

    It's highly likely she needs psychiatric care. We had a woman come to your psych unit who was Bipolar, and currently in her manic phase. She had been arrested in the audience of a Detroit Lions game for being topless.

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    9 points aivlysplath

    I have Bipolar 1 Disorder and everytime I see a news story similar to this one I wince, hoping that my manic episodes never make the news.

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    2 points omnichronos

    The most common reason we had repeat visitors to our psych unit was Bipolar patients that quit taking their meds. It's easy for a psychiatrist to tell them to keep taking their meds but when they're feeling fine and the meds give uncomfortable side effects, many opt to quit taking them. Then, these things happen.

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    2 points BetterDegreeOxford

    After decades of disheartening losses, they finally find something worth watching at a Lions game and shut it down.

    PureMichigan

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    1 points omnichronos

    Lol.

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    1 points Tuggerfub

    if both involve public nudity with likely reprisal maybe she's an exhibitionist 

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  • 8 points osunightfall

    God forbid women do anything.

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  • 6 points bestinthenorthwest

    Mermaids are so underrated

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    1 points DooglyOoklin

    so underrated

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  • 7 points GibberishAsshat

    I bet that body cam footage is full of LOLs.

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  • 7 points Forward_Success_2672

    I wish I had a pond

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    3 points SquiffSquiff

    So did this woman

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  • 7 points hank333331

    I'm shocked rhus wasn't in Florida.

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    1 points panickedthumb

    Right??

    /r/FloridaMan material that isn’t from Florida needs its own subreddit.

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  • 6 points CheesecakeEither8220

    🎶"Maybe she's born with it, Maybe it's methamphetamine"🎶

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  • 3 points Foxy02016YT

    In a private pond? Should she not be allowed to do it in her own private pond! We used to be a real planet!

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    5 points ShinyHappyREM

    not her private pond

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    0 points Foxy02016YT

    I mean yeah, my comment is a joke

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    -2 points FoxOnTheRocks

    still should be allowed

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    6 points RollinThundaga

    If she wanted to be a watery tart handing out swords, she should've dug her own pond.

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    3 points berlinbaer

    it was her neighbors private pond. hence...

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  • 3 points bookchaser

    I had to look. The high temperature in Farmerville, Lousiana that day was 82F / 28C.

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  • 2 points MuscaMurum

    1983... (A Merman I Should Turn to Be)

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  • 2 points jmbrjr

    "We have a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you."

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  • 2 points youre_a_cat

    God forbid a woman have hobbies 

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  • 2 points SunderedValley

    /r/TookTooMuch Material

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  • 2 points mikeeele33

    She better watch out for alligator s.

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  • 2 points 1horseshy

    Dress for the job you want.

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  • 2 points Pumpkin_Pie

    If I had a pond and a woman wanted to swim naked in it.Id say have at it

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  • 2 points supervillaindsgnr

    Girl, same.

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  • 1 points SimilarElderberry956

    I went fishing last week. I caught two mermaids and one smelt.

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  • 1 points gayjospehquinn

    I want whatever she’s smoking

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  • 0 points GettingBetterAt41

    mushrooms? lsd ? been there sisterhood

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    3 points Tuggerfub

    my friend drowned canoeing on psychedelics and she was a trip veteran

    no intoxicants in water pls 

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    0 points GettingBetterAt41

    ❤️❤️❤️

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