These are weak. I have a local guy near me who stole a radio from a security officer at a hospital and shoved it up his butt. He also stole a nurses phone charger and it went up there too.
I wasn't exactly expecting marbles on the list. Or an egg for that matter. You'd think that smaller round(ish) objects could be pooped out without the need for an ER visit.
I can't get off unless i know there's a real risk of ending up in an er trying to explain that there was an earthquake causing me to fall and land on a grapefruit...
You can find lots of used sigmoidoscopes/endoscopes on eBay for only a few hundred bucks. If you’re on a tighter budget, inspection cams on Amazon are really cheap. Perfectly usable for less than $50.
The number of illuminating objects on this list really makes me think your suggestion could be equally helpful or...not...depending on how they choose to use it.
I went to the doctor and said "I have soreness, a pain at the entrance to my rectum". He told me all the time I refer to it as an entrance it its going to hurt.
As someone who has worked in an operating room for 13 years, I have seen some weird things removed from people’s butts.
I have also seen some things not be able to be removed, resulting in a colostomy.
Always men. Never seen a female come in with something stuck.
My SIL told me about an old guy who really wanted the ER staff to hurry up with the retrieval of the fleischmanns yeast jar because his wife would be home soon and he couldn’t let her know that “he did this again”
When I was in training on a big-city ER, we pulled a lightbulb out of this old guy's butt. Turns out it was a birthday present. We didn't ask many more questions
I work radiology in a busy ER. It’s amazing how many times people slip and fall in the kitchen or shower and foreign objects go right into the rectum lol. Half the time they say they are experiencing discomfort and don’t know why. Then after imaging they suddenly remember a missing shampoo bottle or cucumber that must have slipped in unnoticed.
That list is so tame. My husband is a RN and personally saw these items in the ER: Apple, light bulb 💡, a full butane canister. The butane canister had to be removed surgically which could’ve been bad for everyone in the OR.
With a bunch of these I think "dumb, but I see what you were thinking to achieve". But then you get...raw pasta? A sandal? Eyeglasses????? What the heck....
The article is somewhat unfortunate with the ad placements . "The most unusual gift that will be a special surprise!" The picture is a butter dispenser shaped a little bit like some of the items listed in the article. Well now. Just enjoy that melted butter on your buns.
Still haven’t seen anything that beats the Vietnam era 105mm HE artillery shell (for a M102 howitzer) and yes, it was discovered to be a live round. And yes, there is xray documentation.
Probably the opposite, really. Not that liberals aren’t putting things in our butts.. we are. But conservatives are also, and they are much more likely to find something that isn’t designed for the job, resulting in a trip to the ER.
(Also, lots more pedos and creepy trans-fetishists on your team)
My sister in law worked in a hospital and continually heard stories like this. My favorite was a man complaining of pain and difficulty and was found to have Barbie’s feet sticking out of there. And yes, the doll had to be surgically removed.
I had seen an X-ray of a dildo, still turned on and humming away. GF works in radiology and I got a detailed story of the wait, and in the ER with it buzzing away lol!
What people don’t realize is your rear end is like the seagulls in finding Nemo. It’s saying “mine, mine, mine” and it promptly ingests it and you’ve got a shameful trip to the ER to have it removed.
It's made to have an entire child extricated from it without much intervention. I can't really think of anything that can go in that can't eventually be pushed back out unless I forgot it was in there (I'm not even sure how many forgotten tampons are removed from vaginas every year, but I imagine it's a lot).
Damn, wish I would’ve scrolled a bit further for the inspiration list before clicking the link.
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass, or his colon has a great idea"
Fuckin Kelso
Edit: I think it was Dr Cox I have shamed my family
It was Dr. Cox
It’s a legit Trump covid cure.
The idea was "Stick it up the butt".
Both
One Guy, One Jar should be mandatory Cautionary Tale viewing.
“Just need to get some light inside the body.”
These are weak. I have a local guy near me who stole a radio from a security officer at a hospital and shoved it up his butt. He also stole a nurses phone charger and it went up there too.
wow, to charge the radio?
FUSILLI JERRY
It was a million to one shot, doc!
Do you think if it stays in there long enough it'll come out Al dente?
If there was a carrot, button and two lumps of coal I'd be wondering what else had been up there earlier in the day.
the lightbulb give me one guy one jar shivers
Yep as did the corn cob holder. Yikes!
never seen that one
Near the top of the list. They look likethis.
I though you meant there was a video 🤣
Lmao. Sorry to disappoint you.
I wasn't exactly expecting marbles on the list. Or an egg for that matter. You'd think that smaller round(ish) objects could be pooped out without the need for an ER visit.
Some other things on the list though... Yikes.
At the ER:
Ralph: "Hello, Fred."
Fred: "Hello Ralph. Another shampoo bottle?"
Ralph: "Yep."
Fred: <Uncomfortalby long stare>
Ralph: "I WAS BORED!"
Glasses? What were they looking for? The light bulb?
Many of these I can understand the how, but a baseball and sandle? I both want and dont want to know the how on those.
Are there pictures?
OF most likely
A vape penn lmao, I can't
There are some really creative, and brave, people out there!
Was the egg raw? Did it not break? I need answers!
Were they dressed up as a chicken and wanted to lay the egg?
Was that Popeye with the corn cob pipe?
I once heard about a guy who had an entire toolbox full of tools stuck up in his.
I need to know more about the egg. Hard boiled? Soft boiled? I guess it was scrambled by the end.....
Of course this list they have no problem releasing promptly
Best reply of 2026 😁
Use things with a flared base when you are experimenting with your backdoor folks. And use lube.
I can't get off unless i know there's a real risk of ending up in an er trying to explain that there was an earthquake causing me to fall and land on a grapefruit...
Be careful. Grapefruit can interact with a lot of medications
Amazon will ship a dong to you if you really want one.
Another alternative, maybe dont stick things in your butthole
Eh people will always try things, at least they should be educated about safety before they do it.
Or just don't do it. You only get one b-hole. Protect it and cherish it.
Nah man I gotta know what's up there
You can find lots of used sigmoidoscopes/endoscopes on eBay for only a few hundred bucks. If you’re on a tighter budget, inspection cams on Amazon are really cheap. Perfectly usable for less than $50.
The number of illuminating objects on this list really makes me think your suggestion could be equally helpful or...not...depending on how they choose to use it.
It's like the attic of your new house... Once you've investigated, you can start tossing your own shit up there and forget/lose it forever!
I will protect and cherish your b*tt hole.
I went to the doctor and said "I have soreness, a pain at the entrance to my rectum". He told me all the time I refer to it as an entrance it its going to hurt.
I really hate that for the past 5 minutes or so, I’ve been thinking about what the most anus-friendly uncooked pasta shape would be. JFC.
I suppose fusilli has the advantage you can twist it in.
Rigatoni, probably
Manicotti. Go big or go home.
As someone who has worked in an operating room for 13 years, I have seen some weird things removed from people’s butts. I have also seen some things not be able to be removed, resulting in a colostomy.
Always men. Never seen a female come in with something stuck.
Most women don’t have a prostate that can be stimulated
no, I like butt play but I'm not going to randomly shove objects up there. I have no prostate either 🤷♀️
Just saying why you’d probably see more men.
Women won't go to the emergency room for something like this. We need to ask the morgue what they found in women's butts.
They get things stuck in their vaginas instead
“I slipped in the shower and fell on it”
"I fell on it."
Exactly the scene I was thinking of 😆
“I’m prone to sleep-cramming.”
Did they release the 25 best yet?
It’s the same list.
Pam?
Wait…. A sandal?!?
Abuelita’s got deadly aim
was a real ass kicking
Glasses? I got enough trouble finding where I put them.
Maybe someone said they can’t see shit?
😂
My SIL told me about an old guy who really wanted the ER staff to hurry up with the retrieval of the fleischmanns yeast jar because his wife would be home soon and he couldn’t let her know that “he did this again”
Was the pasta still "uncooked" by the time it was removed?
Maybe that's how mommy makes it soft
I’m intrigued by the presence of both a corn cob holder and a corn cob pipe. I guess they wanted to make sure they’d emerge in the same form?
Eyeglasses.
EYEGLASSES.
What the actual Christ
That’s just so random in this list of truly bizarre things— coat hangers, Yankee candles. Then… eyewear.
Reddit has even stranger if you know where to look
I’m always losing mine too! Usually just on my head, though
Where are all the big tech exec’s noses and tongues? Or haven’t they been extracted from that wrinkled, puckered, orange stained crevice?
It’s about removals lol
For the love of all that is good in the world... please touch grass.
A million-to-one shot, doc. Million-to-one.
..and a partridge in a pear tree...
Reddit says hold my beer.
r/buttsharpies
They still couldn't remove Lindsey Graham from Trump's.
Which is a surprise given how greasy he is.
Or Greg Abbott for that matter…
Huh, I guess I keep it pretty vanilla with the hamster.
🎶 A great adventure is waiting for you ahead
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead 🎶
I can't be the only one that got a Labubu removed this year
When I was in training on a big-city ER, we pulled a lightbulb out of this old guy's butt. Turns out it was a birthday present. We didn't ask many more questions
I work radiology in a busy ER. It’s amazing how many times people slip and fall in the kitchen or shower and foreign objects go right into the rectum lol. Half the time they say they are experiencing discomfort and don’t know why. Then after imaging they suddenly remember a missing shampoo bottle or cucumber that must have slipped in unnoticed.
That list is so tame. My husband is a RN and personally saw these items in the ER: Apple, light bulb 💡, a full butane canister. The butane canister had to be removed surgically which could’ve been bad for everyone in the OR.
So not only do these people get the shame of having to go to the ER, but for some reason it gets reported to the US government! Lol
One item made me think of Charlie Brown trick-or-treating in the Peanuts Halloween special:
"I got a rock."
GOR THOR SHOVE ROCK IN ASS
Eddie Murphy sang a song about this, "Boogie in your Butt"
Well they are the experts.
I have an image of someone turning up to the hospital with not just a doorknob attached to their arse, but the whole door taken off its hinges.
I never wanna hear Americans complain about their tax money being misused ever again. This is great value.
A full size Yankee candle? WTF. That is horrifying.
Million to one shot doc!
Million to one…
With a bunch of these I think "dumb, but I see what you were thinking to achieve". But then you get...raw pasta? A sandal? Eyeglasses????? What the heck....
I’m glad deleting Reddit wasn’t my new years resolution again this year
The article is somewhat unfortunate with the ad placements . "The most unusual gift that will be a special surprise!" The picture is a butter dispenser shaped a little bit like some of the items listed in the article. Well now. Just enjoy that melted butter on your buns.
What are horrible thing to read why un-constipating myself on the toilet. Back to torturing myself now.
Still haven’t seen anything that beats the Vietnam era 105mm HE artillery shell (for a M102 howitzer) and yes, it was discovered to be a live round. And yes, there is xray documentation.
Most people's heads are still up there
I guess the us government is still functioning
Nothing shocking in that list.
Not even the light bulb, glass side first??
Unplugged? Amateur hour
Wasn't Mike Johnson pulled out of Trump's butt?
Nope, still firmly in there.
An egg???????
Kink night gone off the rails.
No hard boiled egg?
Feels real good, when you sing about your butt.
@badge502
I mean, if you're trying to beat Goatse, you'll have to try harder.
Dudes Rock
My friend, the ER nurse help remove a quart sized Pace picante jar.
She had an x-ray of someone with a 40 mm grenade (ammo for a thump gun) in their lower intestine.
Amateurs!
Shampoo bottle. Someone was listening to Adam Sandler's song, "At a Medium Pace" too many times!
I feel like the uncooked pasta and egg would have eventually worked themselves out
I know a Dr. who once removed an entire intact wine glass.
What? No gerbils? Fake news!
Interesting that we get clarification as to which end of the light bulb was inserted first but nothing on the corn cob holder..
I hope they pull Gianni Infantinos head out of Trumps fartbox
Man I am one boring dude.
Uncooked pasta?!
Funny how Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezo’s, and pretty much every major media CEO’s nose isn’t on the list.
Must’ve been a hard-boiled egg?
I used to work with a surgical group. My personal favorite was a PAINT ROLLER!
He and the missus were at home for a nooner and decided to try something new.
Points for creativity. Extra points for honesty. And damn, the jokes painted the ER in humor.
Typical Dem!
Probably the opposite, really. Not that liberals aren’t putting things in our butts.. we are. But conservatives are also, and they are much more likely to find something that isn’t designed for the job, resulting in a trip to the ER.
(Also, lots more pedos and creepy trans-fetishists on your team)
Without a base, without a trace…..
My sister in law worked in a hospital and continually heard stories like this. My favorite was a man complaining of pain and difficulty and was found to have Barbie’s feet sticking out of there. And yes, the doll had to be surgically removed.
These people walk among us. You really never know if the rando standing next to you has a whole ass shoe in his ass, or not.
Corn cob pipe. Shape, texture and functionality all scream no no in bu-ho.
The end of year recap we all need!
A rock - Charlie Brown
Eyeglasses left behind when your head is so far up your ass - “I’ve done that “ by triple trumper
Bored?! Usually it’s “I fell on it”.
I love how this is crazy news for most people, but this is just an average month in the ER.
There was one lady who frequently did this. The oddest things were a fork, a lightbulb, and a Ventolin puffer.
What is the difference between a flashlight and a battery powered light? Also, was it two pencils or a number 2 pencil?
A human came into my ER the other day with a soccer ball in his ass.
Well, it really depends on what you consider "worst"
Edit: I tried uploading a picture of Eddie Murphy (a.k.a. Boogie in your Butt) but OP has images turned off
Edit 2: I just realized that's probably a good thing based on the subject matter
Edit 3: "fecal matter" Self-FIFY
Lemmywinks
Eddie Murphy, In my butt song.
Playing Balders Gate with my GF and we just came across the betting pool list of the same subject
I had seen an X-ray of a dildo, still turned on and humming away. GF works in radiology and I got a detailed story of the wait, and in the ER with it buzzing away lol! What people don’t realize is your rear end is like the seagulls in finding Nemo. It’s saying “mine, mine, mine” and it promptly ingests it and you’ve got a shameful trip to the ER to have it removed.
What about when they pulled Lindsay Grahams head from Trump's ass?
As an ER doc with four decades of experience, I can tell you these are not even close to the "worst." I offer the following:
An old fashion flashlight with 2 D-cell batteries.
A 13 inch long, 3 inch diameter dildo.
A TV remote control (in a condom). We could clearly read "Sony" on the CT scan.
A 4 inch foam rubber ball.
A 4 inch stainless steel ball.
A toilet brush (the brush end).
No furniture? Came here for that.
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It's made to have an entire child extricated from it without much intervention. I can't really think of anything that can go in that can't eventually be pushed back out unless I forgot it was in there (I'm not even sure how many forgotten tampons are removed from vaginas every year, but I imagine it's a lot).
Guys are just dumb, hon 🤣🤣🤣