My dog said he doesn't believe in the wedding industrial complex and that a marriage license is just a piece of paper. I think he was afraid of commitment.
I actually like finding them organically, but I do know of the mega list! Thank you for sharing, though, because it seems a lot of people don't know about it!
So a joke about jizz in a post about inflatable poon has you ready to argue? There's no winner or loser of this exchange; I simply don't think reddit is for you lol
i know someopne who bought somemething in this style thinking it was just stuffed dog. just so you get even more disgusted, some have speakers in them.
Where TF was this when my old intact male was alive?? A few weeks every year he’d drive us insane trying to hump everything. I used to joke about needing a doggy blow up doll for him LOL
I'm not sure dogs will be 100% of the user base.
I’m sure dogs will not be 100% of the user base.
Im sure 100% of the user base will not be dogs
Man it's not even going to be 20% tbh
“I bought it for my dog put me in the good column”
"I didn't >:)"
Maybe a dog will take it from buba.
But buba won't be giving it up easy
"for dog wedding gift"
Can’t wait to buy this for my dog when he gets married
My dog said he doesn't believe in the wedding industrial complex and that a marriage license is just a piece of paper. I think he was afraid of commitment.
I’m sure he’ll come around eventually, don’t worry.
Thank you. Your comment made me almost die of laughter 😂
For when the married dogs have a falling out but the male still wants to get his nonexistent rocks off.
I love my dog enough to pick up it's poop but I don't think I love it enough to clean out it's jizz collector.
im calling peta on you over this, not cool
"for dogs..."
I hate the internet
Holy shit this made me laugh so hard 😂
I don't get it
Dogs probably aren’t the only beings using these unfortunately so they had to specify it’s for dogs.
I get it now, thanks
Why did I click that 😩😭 where IS the eye bleach!?
Hmmmm.
r/eyebleach
r/catswithjobs
r/awwnverts (this one may vary)
r/catsonglass
r/dogswithjobs
r/tripawds
r/piratepets
r/birdsfacingforward
r/birdbutts
r/birbs
r/rainboweverything (because pretty colors)
r/sparklyisacolor (because it totally is)
Take your pick! There is a little of everything for most everyone in this list, even a couple non-animal related ones, so I hope this helps!
r/birdsfacingforward is great lol. I caught a silly one when I put on a birdwatching channel for my kitty 🥰
I am happy I could help!
(I love that subreddit, too!)
I presume some of you might like a cat-reddit collection
I actually like finding them organically, but I do know of the mega list! Thank you for sharing, though, because it seems a lot of people don't know about it!
I've avoided those kind of lists from others as well, these are all ones I've found in the wild myself.
Excellent!
/r/AirBiscuits
With ya on that, let me know if you find an eye wash for both of us. Amazon workers see many things like this ahhhh
Saw that on Good Mythical Morning a while ago
The dogs were NOT into it
They know damn well no dog will use that shit. 😒
"for dogs"
Can't imagine cleaning that.
So don't 😈
You're weird buddy
First day on the internet?
Sure dude, whatever makes you feel like you won this conversation
So a joke about jizz in a post about inflatable poon has you ready to argue? There's no winner or loser of this exchange; I simply don't think reddit is for you lol
Where did I argue lol
Jesus Christ, buddy, it's a day later and you're still here arguing about jizz!
Uh huh
no comment.
Not yet…. But there could be.
No cum in it
Not yet... but there could be.
Oh, it was a wedding gift for my dog...
💥“The Fleshound, now available at a Petsmut near you!”
Oh no "fleshound"
That’s fucking foul
What the hellscape nonsense is this?
i know someopne who bought somemething in this style thinking it was just stuffed dog. just so you get even more disgusted, some have speakers in them.
Prank of the year
Imagine buying this as a prank for someone and they were a little too happy.
POV your dog is a gooner
I dunno what's worse... that I've seen worse ornthat it just doesn't surprise me.
Where TF was this when my old intact male was alive?? A few weeks every year he’d drive us insane trying to hump everything. I used to joke about needing a doggy blow up doll for him LOL
This is probably for breeders who want to freeze their male dog's seven for future litters.
Or eight
You know, for every guy who gets his semen autocorrected to seven there is one who gets it the other way around
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?"
Ah perfect, I was looking for a gift for my neighbour's cousin's teacher's gardener's dog's wedding.
But what lead to this discovery?
Bro out here asking the real questions.
I was in the kids gifting section 😩
My, that dog sex toy looks very Furry.
Yes, very furry indeed.
Jesus, what a time to be alive. :'(
I’m sorry but that’s pushed the internet too far 🧐
DOLL BRIDE FOR DOG
Tbh my dog would absolutely love this. Horny lil’ guy.
And no, I’m not getting one.
My eyes 🥀
I'm scared of looking at the reviews.
Fluffy giving it his best game. He's saying, "Take it all, b!tch (name for a female dog)!"
What a terrible day to have eyes
Incredible gag gift for someone with no pets
Jesus christ just neuter the fuckers
Yeah, I bought one of these. No, I don't own a dog.