A dog blow up doll?
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  • 448 points rapzeh

    I'm not sure dogs will be 100% of the user base.

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    203 points TheGodSamaritan

    I’m sure dogs will not be 100% of the user base.

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    38 points jahk1991

    Im sure 100% of the user base will not be dogs

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    7 points chrisbwx1

    Man it's not even going to be 20% tbh

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    6 points PuffPuffFayeFaye

    “I bought it for my dog put me in the good column”

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    2 points RileyCargo42

    "I didn't >:)"

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    8 points portabuddy2

    Maybe a dog will take it from buba.

    But buba won't be giving it up easy

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  • 237 points -_Friendly_ghost_-

    "for dog wedding gift"

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    110 points roro5246

    Can’t wait to buy this for my dog when he gets married

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    45 points eddeemn

    My dog said he doesn't believe in the wedding industrial complex and that a marriage license is just a piece of paper. I think he was afraid of commitment.

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    12 points roro5246

    I’m sure he’ll come around eventually, don’t worry.

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    2 points True-Knowledge8369

    Thank you. Your comment made me almost die of laughter 😂

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    1 points asphalt_licker

    For when the married dogs have a falling out but the male still wants to get his nonexistent rocks off.

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  • 192 points Tkinney44

    I love my dog enough to pick up it's poop but I don't think I love it enough to clean out it's jizz collector.

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    22 points goosebumper88

    im calling peta on you over this, not cool

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  • 133 points MagicOrpheus310

    "for dogs..."

    I hate the internet

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    18 points ThinYogurtcloset8005

    Holy shit this made me laugh so hard 😂

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    3 points readthisifyouramoron

    I don't get it

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    6 points asphalt_licker

    Dogs probably aren’t the only beings using these unfortunately so they had to specify it’s for dogs.

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    1 points readthisifyouramoron

    I get it now, thanks

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  • 56 points Quiet_Fan_9682

    Why did I click that 😩😭 where IS the eye bleach!?

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    38 points zombiep00

    Hmmmm.

    r/eyebleach

    r/catswithjobs

    r/awwnverts (this one may vary)

    r/catsonglass

    r/dogswithjobs

    r/tripawds

    r/piratepets

    r/birdsfacingforward

    r/birdbutts

    r/birbs

    r/rainboweverything (because pretty colors)

    r/sparklyisacolor (because it totally is)

    Take your pick! There is a little of everything for most everyone in this list, even a couple non-animal related ones, so I hope this helps!

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    12 points Eastern_Confusion475

    r/birdsfacingforward is great lol. I caught a silly one when I put on a birdwatching channel for my kitty 🥰

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    2 points zombiep00

    I am happy I could help!
    (I love that subreddit, too!)

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    3 points TheNosferatu

    I presume some of you might like a cat-reddit collection

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    2 points zombiep00

    I actually like finding them organically, but I do know of the mega list! Thank you for sharing, though, because it seems a lot of people don't know about it!

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    2 points TheNosferatu

    I've avoided those kind of lists from others as well, these are all ones I've found in the wild myself.

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    2 points zombiep00

    Excellent!

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    4 points Anagoth9

    /r/AirBiscuits

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    3 points No-Manner9941

    With ya on that, let me know if you find an eye wash for both of us. Amazon workers see many things like this ahhhh

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  • 36 points GasparThePrince

    Saw that on Good Mythical Morning a while ago

    The dogs were NOT into it

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  • 31 points Eis_ber

    They know damn well no dog will use that shit. 😒

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    6 points ThinYogurtcloset8005

    "for dogs"

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  • 50 points Ink9625

    Can't imagine cleaning that.

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    2 points everymanawildcat

    So don't 😈

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    1 points wasted_youth420

    You're weird buddy

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    1 points everymanawildcat

    First day on the internet?

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    0 points wasted_youth420

    Sure dude, whatever makes you feel like you won this conversation

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    1 points everymanawildcat

    So a joke about jizz in a post about inflatable poon has you ready to argue? There's no winner or loser of this exchange; I simply don't think reddit is for you lol

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    1 points wasted_youth420

    Where did I argue lol

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    0 points everymanawildcat

    Jesus Christ, buddy, it's a day later and you're still here arguing about jizz!

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    1 points wasted_youth420

    Uh huh

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  • 14 points Happy_Ad_5718

    no comment.

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    5 points anecdotal_yokel

    Not yet…. But there could be.

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    2 points My_Booty_Itches

    No cum in it

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    3 points Skai_Override

    Not yet... but there could be.

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  • 10 points REO_Speed_Dragon

    Oh, it was a wedding gift for my dog...

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  • 9 points tonefreq

    💥“The Fleshound, now available at a Petsmut near you!”

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    2 points ssjrobert235

    Oh no "fleshound"

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  • 7 points Eastern_Confusion475

    That’s fucking foul

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  • 10 points CurrentPossible2117

    What the hellscape nonsense is this?

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  • 5 points ajgutyt

    i know someopne who bought somemething in this style thinking it was just stuffed dog. just so you get even more disgusted, some have speakers in them.

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  • 5 points FunGi35x

    Prank of the year

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    3 points ssjrobert235

    Imagine buying this as a prank for someone and they were a little too happy.

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  • 4 points Realistic-Car-9173

    POV your dog is a gooner

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  • 3 points Peakomegaflare

    I dunno what's worse... that I've seen worse ornthat it just doesn't surprise me.

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  • 3 points Few-Can934

    Where TF was this when my old intact male was alive?? A few weeks every year he’d drive us insane trying to hump everything. I used to joke about needing a doggy blow up doll for him LOL

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  • 5 points Amethyst_Ninjapaws

    This is probably for breeders who want to freeze their male dog's seven for future litters.

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    7 points shmegeggie

    Or eight

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    5 points CarlosFCSP

    You know, for every guy who gets his semen autocorrected to seven there is one who gets it the other way around

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  • 2 points C0SMICBL0B

    "Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?"

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  • 2 points Gaymer003

    Ah perfect, I was looking for a gift for my neighbour's cousin's teacher's gardener's dog's wedding.

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  • 2 points GermanPizza56

    But what lead to this discovery?

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    1 points True-Knowledge8369

    Bro out here asking the real questions.

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    1 points ThinYogurtcloset8005

    I was in the kids gifting section 😩

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  • 2 points AloneAddiction

    My, that dog sex toy looks very Furry.

    Yes, very furry indeed.

    Jesus, what a time to be alive. :'(

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  • 1 points AliceTawhai

    I’m sorry but that’s pushed the internet too far 🧐

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  • 1 points Seversevens

    DOLL BRIDE FOR DOG

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  • 1 points Leonarr

    Tbh my dog would absolutely love this. Horny lil’ guy.

    And no, I’m not getting one.

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  • 1 points mecromagma9000

    My eyes 🥀

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  • 1 points al3x_7788

    I'm scared of looking at the reviews.

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  • 1 points COJeepster

    Fluffy giving it his best game. He's saying, "Take it all, b!tch (name for a female dog)!"

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  • 1 points dnicelee

    What a terrible day to have eyes

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  • 1 points steelsnake14

    Incredible gag gift for someone with no pets

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  • 1 points aw5ome

    Jesus christ just neuter the fuckers

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  • 0 points expatronis

    Yeah, I bought one of these. No, I don't own a dog.

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