When my oldest was “finally potty trained” we kept getting random puddles and splashes on the wall in front of the bowl.
We made him give us a rundown of his process. turns out he sat when he peed if he woke up at night to go, but he would just lean back in the seat like it was a fucking recliner and spray it all over the place.
I agree with your sentiment, Buuuttt, have you by chance raised young boys? If so, you would have to think of this logistically.
Little boys "equipment" is well...little, and when seated it's natural arc is going to be at about a 60° angle. Yes, they can "aim" it but when you're potty training there are alotta of opportunities for misfire and malfunctions. Unless your toilet is in your shower, that is probably going to be in the realm of personal preference as they get older.
I have a lot of boys. I potty trained each of them to sit down. By age 4, they choose to stand up about half the time. They've never peed on the floor. I've only had to wipe any pee off of the seat a handful of times total. Teaching them to push their "pp" down when they're sitting is actually quite easy (my own, personal experience).
Well tbh if you teach them from a young age how to 'aim their equipment' they should be able to figure out how to not get pee all over the place. I mean no one is perfect and kids are certainly far from. So you'll get a few drops here and there but at least they'll be trained to know generally that standing is bad (at least at home because you get it on the seat and on your clothes. Just communicate it to them in a way that they will understand. And obviously potty training isn't easy, I'm not saying they should be experts right off the bat but just show them slowly
Pee = gross >> pee should only be in toilet (not around or on clothes >>> if you pee sitting down, you can avoid getting dirty by aiming your equipment downwards.
A rule I came to in a conversation about this very thing is "if you are not the main or only cleaner of this toilet, then you should sit down". This doesn't apply to public restrooms or porta potties or anywhere that sitting down would be disgusting or extremely difficult (like being post surgery and recovering from a hip replacement). It's a guideline and a reminder of the invisible work that is mostly done by women. Culture is changing and men are taking up more of a role in home keeping and cleaning and I think the first chore any man that likes to stand to pee should take is cleaning in and around the toilet once a week.
It’s not messy at all unless you literally have a learning disability lol. It’s very very easy to pee precisely where I want to while standing up. And that you don’t agree makes me concerned about you.
Take a black light to your toilet area and you'll see all the piss coating the toilet, walls, floor, vanity, and toilet paper. That's what standing to pee does and it's nasty.
you wash your teeth daily with a poop covered toothbrush (unless you store it outside of the bathroom). if you wash your bathroom at least weekly, peeing while standing isn't really the biggest problem here.
My back disagrees. Standing is easier and faster. But, my wife or I usually use the wet Swiffer wipes about once every couple weeks because of the splash.
Okay so my mom got some Cheerios when potty training me. Apparently she had me “aim” at them so I could get the hang of peeing correctly. It seemed to work so this might not be that bad of an idea… other than this thing getting piss all over it…
And it's literally inevitable. You have the increase/decrease in flow so every time you piss you absolutely will hit it no matter how great your "aim" is unless you're intentionally pissing away from it, at which point that defeats the entire purpose of owning it in the first place. It may not splash out of the toilet every time but it's a guarantee that it will at some point.
I do that. I know a lot of other dudes and have seen threads on reddit of a lot of other dudes doing the same. It's just easier and cleaner and gives you a second to chill. My kid even does it lol. He can use urinals but even in public prefers to sit on a toilet. I'm also anal about clean bathrooms and clean mine every other day lol.
The issue I have with peeing sitting down is it goes against gravity. I think of the bladder like a water balloon when I pee standing up, it’s like holding the balloon spout down and letting all of the water fall out.
When I sit my bladder shifts back and it’s like trying to empty the water from the balloon by holding the spout straight up and squeezing the balloon part.
I can flex for an extra few squirts, but inevitably when I stand up, there’s going to be about a bottle cap of pee left. So I end up having to turn around and finish off properly anyway.
What's your age? As we get older that naturally happens. You gotta pump your meat a couple times while sitting there pointing it down while scooted back a bit. Almost like you're tugging it for fun so to speak. I have to do that regardless if I'm standing or sitting lol. I also dab the urethra with toilet paper to make sure it's nice and dry.
Schiphol Airport had little fly stickers in their urinals to give people something to aim at it definitely worked for me. Blasting the little fucker with my little fucker was great fun.
This bar near me has little soccer goals in the urinals with a ball hanging down that you can try to swing in with your stream. Kinda fun. Kinda gross.
Jokes on this item. When I go into a bathroom I look like going in the toilet then piss on the floor than leave an upper decker. lol. I’m the hero America needs but never wanted.
Every time you sit down, you first have to remove a pee-covered piece of plastic and put it... somewhere
Right next to the pee-covered everything else
If you have little boys, that's correct.
I'm just trying to figure out how mine gets pee on the seat sitting down to pee.
Like...what are you doing, son?!
Maybe he's just taking after your username and there's some crazy splashback
When my oldest was “finally potty trained” we kept getting random puddles and splashes on the wall in front of the bowl.
We made him give us a rundown of his process. turns out he sat when he peed if he woke up at night to go, but he would just lean back in the seat like it was a fucking recliner and spray it all over the place.
Could he be using too much pressure?
If you have penis-owners that stand to pee at all, you have piss-covered everything.
Age is not relevant here.
Ummm akshually....if you piss in a toilet and flush with the lid open...you have piss covered everything.
Sex is not relevant here.
Just teach them to sit down
I agree with your sentiment, Buuuttt, have you by chance raised young boys? If so, you would have to think of this logistically.
Little boys "equipment" is well...little, and when seated it's natural arc is going to be at about a 60° angle. Yes, they can "aim" it but when you're potty training there are alotta of opportunities for misfire and malfunctions. Unless your toilet is in your shower, that is probably going to be in the realm of personal preference as they get older.
I have a lot of boys. I potty trained each of them to sit down. By age 4, they choose to stand up about half the time. They've never peed on the floor. I've only had to wipe any pee off of the seat a handful of times total. Teaching them to push their "pp" down when they're sitting is actually quite easy (my own, personal experience).
Well tbh if you teach them from a young age how to 'aim their equipment' they should be able to figure out how to not get pee all over the place. I mean no one is perfect and kids are certainly far from. So you'll get a few drops here and there but at least they'll be trained to know generally that standing is bad (at least at home because you get it on the seat and on your clothes. Just communicate it to them in a way that they will understand. And obviously potty training isn't easy, I'm not saying they should be experts right off the bat but just show them slowly
Pee = gross >> pee should only be in toilet (not around or on clothes >>> if you pee sitting down, you can avoid getting dirty by aiming your equipment downwards.
I'm curious if you've raised children, for context.
Yea that thing is 100% splashing piss everywhere
obviously next to the poop knife smh
Poop knife? That's savage.
I keep my piss ring next to my coconut.
Nah, it’s time for competitive projectile diarrhea!
That's when you leave it and start playing a new game called Dunkers
The girls bathroom is for pooping.
Or you use it to aim while shitting also
Just hold it between your teeth to work on jaw strength while you poop.
I think the goal is to not cover it in pee. Skill issue?
The stream is going to ricochet everywhere
one of the ways you can tell a man did not design this.
Toilet bowl cleaner that sticks to the bowl that doubles as aiming practice would be better
Would have to be dedicated to a urinal or else you'd need really accurate, perfectly sized poops.
“Sarge, we are hitting the target, but not making a dent.”
“Ok, boys, it’s time to drop your pants and bring in the big guns. Commence the brown strike maneuver.”
Please tell me the designer of this product doesnt peel standing up.
They already did by how it exists.
r/TIHI
It already does. I never realized how bad until I put a darker floor in my bathroom and could see it glistening like Edward Cullen.
The smoke detector on the ceiling gives you the jackpot.
Rocketing turds through the holes is the real challenge here
I assure you those holes are nowhere near big enough.
That sounds like a challenge.
Built-in poop knife!
Username checks out
Make it metal and Sharpen the edges. Built in automatic poop knife.
PissSplatterer 3000™
Or is it the PoopExtruder 1500™?
I put the ball into my pee hole?
I can smell this picture 🤮
Honestly fuck peeing in a toilet standing up. It's just more messy. Just sit down for gods sake.
Sitzpinklers unite!
Peeing standing up is for urinals and the great outdoors. The toilet is made for sitting on it.
My people!
A rule I came to in a conversation about this very thing is "if you are not the main or only cleaner of this toilet, then you should sit down". This doesn't apply to public restrooms or porta potties or anywhere that sitting down would be disgusting or extremely difficult (like being post surgery and recovering from a hip replacement). It's a guideline and a reminder of the invisible work that is mostly done by women. Culture is changing and men are taking up more of a role in home keeping and cleaning and I think the first chore any man that likes to stand to pee should take is cleaning in and around the toilet once a week.
South Park told us how to use it
Go away, Clippy. I don't need help peeing.
Yeah, but then you have to worry about peeing through the gap between the toilet seat and the rim, especially on a non-elongated toilet.
It’s not messy at all unless you literally have a learning disability lol. It’s very very easy to pee precisely where I want to while standing up. And that you don’t agree makes me concerned about you.
Take a black light to your toilet area and you'll see all the piss coating the toilet, walls, floor, vanity, and toilet paper. That's what standing to pee does and it's nasty.
you wash your teeth daily with a poop covered toothbrush (unless you store it outside of the bathroom). if you wash your bathroom at least weekly, peeing while standing isn't really the biggest problem here.
I don't know a single man who wipes down the area around his toilet twice a week. I'd guess maybe 2 such men exist on the whole planet.
This guy pisses on the seat lmao
My back disagrees. Standing is easier and faster. But, my wife or I usually use the wet Swiffer wipes about once every couple weeks because of the splash.
Weeks?!
Your wife is cleaning up after your piss ? Just clean up every time if you insist on doing it and making a mess
Okay so my mom got some Cheerios when potty training me. Apparently she had me “aim” at them so I could get the hang of peeing correctly. It seemed to work so this might not be that bad of an idea… other than this thing getting piss all over it…
Every time you hit it with your stream, it's going to splash piss everywhere.
And it's literally inevitable. You have the increase/decrease in flow so every time you piss you absolutely will hit it no matter how great your "aim" is unless you're intentionally pissing away from it, at which point that defeats the entire purpose of owning it in the first place. It may not splash out of the toilet every time but it's a guarantee that it will at some point.
Yeah that’s how I was taught, and that will be how I teach my son. This plastic thing is a biohazard.
Hello sharks…
Trying to do this with a vagina would be interesting to say the least
Why would you want to pee in a vagina?
God forbid someone has a hobby.
I peed in a vagina once and then my whole family died and my butthole exploded.
Yeah, that's why you do it.
You don’t know my life! /playful
I love know a lot of comments are confused by the pre ball part…it’s a play on skee-ball. Dumb, but still.
G13
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Or... hear me out. Sit down while peeing.
I do that. I know a lot of other dudes and have seen threads on reddit of a lot of other dudes doing the same. It's just easier and cleaner and gives you a second to chill. My kid even does it lol. He can use urinals but even in public prefers to sit on a toilet. I'm also anal about clean bathrooms and clean mine every other day lol.
I wish my husband was one of those dudes. Tbf he cleans the toilets, but I still wish he'd just sit.
Hah, anal.
The issue I have with peeing sitting down is it goes against gravity. I think of the bladder like a water balloon when I pee standing up, it’s like holding the balloon spout down and letting all of the water fall out.
When I sit my bladder shifts back and it’s like trying to empty the water from the balloon by holding the spout straight up and squeezing the balloon part.
I can flex for an extra few squirts, but inevitably when I stand up, there’s going to be about a bottle cap of pee left. So I end up having to turn around and finish off properly anyway.
What's your age? As we get older that naturally happens. You gotta pump your meat a couple times while sitting there pointing it down while scooted back a bit. Almost like you're tugging it for fun so to speak. I have to do that regardless if I'm standing or sitting lol. I also dab the urethra with toilet paper to make sure it's nice and dry.
10 points for the big holes, 50 points if you get it in the little holes.
I just know that thing stinks up the whole bathroom ew
Schiphol Airport had little fly stickers in their urinals to give people something to aim at it definitely worked for me. Blasting the little fucker with my little fucker was great fun.
Someone is going to rest their balls in the center two pockets and pee on the wall.
Eeew!I ain't cleaning it
Gross
that just looks like a way to cause more spillage, you hit that, pee will spray
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not sure i'd risk the splatter off of the plastic with this one.
now painting some bullseyes with some special paint on the inside of the bowel. maybe.
Strongly suggest peeing inside the bowl, not the bowel.
ope. indeed. bowel on bowel crime is bad.
It should hook under the toilet seat so it doesn’t have to be handled if you prefer to sit down.
Sitting down when urinating as a male reduces many issues associated with standing urination.
Pee is stored in the ball(s)
What do i win if I pee in all of them?
A chance to clean it all up
This is why I just helicopter in a circle
But do I get tickets I can exchange for prizes?
Wow, I didn’t know I didn’t want that.
This bar near me has little soccer goals in the urinals with a ball hanging down that you can try to swing in with your stream. Kinda fun. Kinda gross.
Sitting down is better because hygienic. Standing while peeing is just gross as fuck.
Going to cause more splashing outside of the bowl than anything
There's no way that this thing would not make everything worse when paired with someone who doesn't know how to aim in the first place.
My husband told me his grandmother did this with Cheerios when he was a kid.
And i thout this was gross, but your comment made it worse
Considering why my husband told me his grandma had to do this, this is a preferred alternative.
gosh i wish i was a man
That's pretty funny
This feels halfway to a “life hack” involving a kitchen whisk and a cordless drill.
just throw a few fruit loops in the bowl. that's how my nephew potty trained
But I aim for the side of the toilet, just above the waterline, to reduce both sound and splashing
My mom used Cheerios
Just sit the fuck down and pee.
I was going to say it doesn't have points values, but actually they're just really small.
Ah, finally something to make passing kidney stones less of a chore. Just shoot them bad boys out. Pew pew. 10 points!
I just aim for the poop stains in the bowl
how to increase splatter and splash damage.
Jokes on this item. When I go into a bathroom I look like going in the toilet then piss on the floor than leave an upper decker. lol. I’m the hero America needs but never wanted.
Where do you put it when you gotta go number 2? This seems like a terrible idea.
Methinks it's possible to unhook it from the inside of the toilet. Hope this helps 😊
Im not saying I want one... but if I mysteriously acquired one I would definitely use it
Wife: "Why is there PISS all over the floor?"
Grey for playing doubles.
Now what if I hit the jackpot what do I win?
A cookie 🍪
You better swoosh or the rims will cause it to splatter everywhere
Split stream world record.
Or you know, just sit the fuck down.
Father of five , four of them boys . Throw a penny in the toilet and let them aim at that .
Just sit down man. This is stupid