My neighbor’s Christmas decoration is definitely cursed

155 points No_Kindheartedness10

Forever trapped, doing the same motions … never leaving

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30 points scorpyo72

Look in my eyes, Danny. Loooooooook into my eeyyyyyeeeessss.

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14 points dphoenix1

Those worn out plastic gears causing the unnatural jerky horror movie movement is really the cherry on top. Along with the one blind eye. Just perfect.

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54 points HerbertGrayWasHere

It’s Chucky’s brother Bernie

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24 points PM_ME_YOUR_GREENERY

"Hi I'm Bernie, wanna sleigh?"

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8 points MsOpulent

😂😂😂

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30 points BetrayerOfOnion

I'm glad I'm not the only one afraid of dolls. it's still kinda silly when you say it out loud

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8 points RaidensReturn

Well yeah. I’ve always feared them. It’s not like I feel threatened by them, they’re just gross and weird and make me extremely uncomfortable

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2 points Glittering_Winner_29

Its my biggest fear besides dying alone. Everyone finds it hilarious to scare me with them but there is something just wrong and evil about dolls

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11 points blackcronkite

You better count your days or the Doll is gonna do it for you

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9 points zanyak

YIKES

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7 points kelarat

Kind of beckons you over. If I lived next door not sure I’d sleep at night lol 😱

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6 points Darth_Thaddeus

Nightmare fuel.

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7 points Randy-Meeks

Jesus Christ. I literally had to put my phone away x')

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5 points WeathervaneJesus1

That doll has definitely murdered people.

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5 points Devanyani

This needs spooky music. But you have to be able to still hear the natural sound of the mechanism siphoning your soul.

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5 points Moonshadow306

Those were massively popular one particular Christmas season…1989 maybe. They always creeped me out.

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4 points 6StringsBlu_SRV

The sound is unsettling enough but what’s up with those eyes?

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3 points Fafnir13

Looks like an older style. Plastic could be filming over as it ages.

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2 points cassette1987

The. It's the flaaame. The candle's flame. Do you see how it sucks on my tongue and gropes my soul? The flame.

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5 points Frumplefugly

I had this one and the girl too (or similar), it used to feel like they were watching me all the time. Not a fond memory of Xmas as a child

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3 points Serpent_River

Dude fuck a whole lotta that

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3 points Appearance-Material

Sneak out at night, change the candle for a cleaver, film the results on passers by and post here please.

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2 points AFriendlyBloke

Get the 10mm. SHOOT IIITT!

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3 points Fafnir13

Oh sure, make the cursed doll mad at you. Just hunker down and hope you aren’t a character in whatever horror movie is happening.

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2 points AFriendlyBloke

I’ve got my Qur’an. Ain’t gonna attack me. ;)

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2 points Clear_Lead

Cousin of Chucky

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2 points Slade0001

I AM the Christmas Spirit

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2 points TSAxrayMachine

perfect decoration. they can put it up on Halloween then dress it up for Christmas lol

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2 points Own_Ninja3890

It sees you when youre sleeping. It knows when youre awake.

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2 points vulpes_mortuis

Open it up and find out there’s no batteries inside.

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2 points UninvestedCuriosity

Wow, I haven't seen one of these since I was a little kid. That thing has got to be an antique.

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2 points nullstr

Come and carol with us Danny. Come and carol with us forever and ever.

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1 points KeyCarpenter1995

😍

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1 points silikroil

100%

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1 points iiooiooi

It's a tiny, tiny, world...

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1 points HeartFlirtMode

legit looks like Rudolph's held hostage there lmao.

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1 points gnambit

My grandparents have tons of these and I haaattteee themmmm

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1 points FLOWRSBABY

She just wants to watch the world burn

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1 points Quelair

Looks a lot like that one kid that went missing in '99 in my area

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1 points goaheadn-dontScrewUp

This is what happens when you tell kids that Santa's always watching...

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1 points cindymiss

omg！

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1 points KingoftheKeeshonds

Feed me .. feed me brains.

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1 points O123KiLLeR4567

So, I'm normally fine with dolls, but that creepy thing stares right into my soul

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1 points FuzzyTesticleScoops

That looks like me dissociating

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1 points OrangeClyde

Come play with me… join ussss….

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1 points buddhamunche

Omg I love that so much lol

It’s like a Christmas decoration and a Halloween decoration at the same time, what a vibe

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1 points SunnyOne20

Oooooh, my grandma has this decoration in her house, but whoever owns this one must have dressed it up different. Its SUPPOSED to be an angel holding the candle. Unless the same company made this Russian lookin one at some point idk.

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1 points Mezcal_Madness

I need this

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1 points j-jones2

We had one of these growing up but it was an angle.

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1 points raunchichi

I love it!!!

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-4 points Megan3356

It is a mechanical doll. No curse

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13 points mai_tai87

Thank god you were here to solve the mystery.

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8 points IrateArchitect

https://fbijobs.gov/

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0 points Megan3356

Very “smart” of you. Not!

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