This eagle is definitely plotting something… and I don't think it’s good
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  • 370 points Bearded_Toast

    It’s not good, it’s excellent

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    94 points Impossible_Past5358

    Those talons are definitely doing the Mr. Burns gesture!

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    23 points yarnwizard_claire

    Now I cant unsee it, this is literally Mr Burns in a feathery hoodie

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    9 points DarkflowNZ

    I'm so glad it's not just me

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    2 points Lunatic_Dpali

    hmm, I can smell oil

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  • 185 points Nodivingallowed

    I used to volunteer with eagles at a rehab center.

    Two things to mention about them:

    They all look this pissed all of the time. 

    They are the size of medium-sized dogs when they stand next to you. 

    Walking into a habitat with a dozen of them while carrying a tray of food was an extremely unsettling experience. 

    And fwiw they weren't even the most intimidating birds. 

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    52 points vfx_soldier

    Who was the most intimidating then? I bet it’s geese 😅

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    67 points Nodivingallowed

    Who in their right mind would ever try rehabilitating those abominations?

    Golden eagles get my vote. They seemed to be double the size of the bald eagles. Fortunately they were always chill around me. Also helped that it was only a pair of them. 

    A dozen hungry eagles together behave and sound like a pack of hyenas. 

    I never worked with any harpy eagles but I have to think they would be a contender too. 

    Creepiest were barn owls.

    And vultures just liked to catch some sun and strike a pose. 

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    26 points HiEchoChamb3r

    A zoo employee told me a stray cat got into the enclosure of a golden eagle. He said it was not an easy thing to witness

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    31 points Nodivingallowed

    What a terrible turn of events for that cat. I was fortunate not to witness any such thing during my time there. 

    That said, I don't want to go blaming any particular cat for bird genocide, but I'm willing to bet there were some robins and sparrows  celebrating a rare W that day. 

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    13 points Shadowstein

    I'm no zookeeper, but im certain cassowaries are top of the list.

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    5 points Nodivingallowed

    100% agree. Absolutely terrifying. Those things were fortunately also not at the place I volunteered. 

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    5 points Tarkho

    Yeah, they're intimidating and still a potentially dangerous animal, but cassowaries are generally more interested in staying out of the way of people and are generally quite calm in a proper captive environment, they usually only get aggressive if you threaten their young, directly antagonize or corner them, or they're too habituated to direct human feeding in the wild; over 70% of recorded attacks came from instances of attempted hand feeding, and less than 30% of those attacks involved any attempt by the bird to use its claws.

    There have only been 2 recorded fatalities from cassowary attacks: one wild back in 1926, where the cassowary killed a young teenager in self-defense after being clubbed, and one a captive pet in the US in 2019, where its elderly owner collapsed next to it and unfortunately provoked a stray kick that slashed his throat.

    A lone cassowary in an enclosure is very unlikely to seek you out and attack you and unlikely to resort to kicking unless you provoke it and then stand your ground; the videos you might see of keepers having to use riot shields to keep them at bay aren't a regular occurrence and most of the time they're able enter their enclosures with no protective gear whatsoever.

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    4 points RaidensReturn

    I’d bet shoebill or cassowary

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    3 points BantamCats

    Giant Petrel

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    2 points Funnelcakeads

    Read this as The Bee Gees

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    6 points Dazzling_Bid1239

    Can confirm they all look pissed. I went to a wildlife rehab center a few months ago, met a female bald eagle, and her and I got into a yelling match. I learned about how interesting falcons are there too. I couldn't imagine walking into the bald eagles enclosure with our yelling match though, she might throw hands.

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    3 points Nodivingallowed

    It's a startling sound to the uninitiated. Same for elk. Hard to resist wanting to yell back. 

    I guess general population maintained a certain order.

    There was one that stayed in solitary after an incident. Getting into his enclosure required riot gear. 

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    2 points YellowOnline

    What's the most dangerous actually? Their beak or their claws?

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    2 points Nodivingallowed

    I would think you're typically getting their claws first, and those can break bones and also cut you open.

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    2 points TheRealLarkas

    Take it with a grain of salt, seeing as I’m no specialist and it’s just something I read somewhere, but it seems like their beaks are mostly for taking bites of soft flesh, and hence not that strong. It’s parrots and their seed-breaking beaks you should be worried about.

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    2 points Cautious_Survey_9192

    I was driving once and one of those things swooped down in front of my car for a mouse, and I had to slam on the breaks.

    We both looked at each other and screamed. It was a close call.

    Its wingspan was wider than my entire windshield, and it completely blocked my view, and the screaming was terrifying, I was absolutely more afraid of it than it was of me, because I’m quite sure this thing was big enough that it could have fucked up my car and been fine if the worst happened. 

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    1 points Nodivingallowed

    How did the mouse take it? 

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    2 points Cautious_Survey_9192

    Mouse screamed too.  Like all three of us were screaming for the exact same reason in some social animal human companion loop with a similar goal in mind. 

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    1 points HiEchoChamb3r

    A zoo employee told me a stray cat got into the enclosure of a golden eagle. He said it was not an easy thing to witness

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  • 28 points loulou9899

    Good, Anakin. Good.

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  • 72 points MormonLite2

    Mr. Burns!

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  • 17 points cbrown146

    Execute order 66

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  • 47 points PhantumpLord

    skeksis looking ahh

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    6 points ShaunMHolder

    MMMMmmmmMmmmmmmmm!

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  • 40 points Holdmywhiskeyhun

    He can sense the oil nearby.

    Democracy intensifies

    /s

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    3 points fastfreddy68

    Hey man, it’s not his fault the countries that require Freedom deliveries also happen to have oil. It’s a coincidence, nothing more.

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  • 14 points a_karma_sardine

    I've seen him in Star Wars, I'm sure

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  • 19 points barra_giano

    Smithers; Release the hounds!

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  • 8 points royroyflrs

    Yes let the freedom flow through you

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  • 4 points goreism

    aw. he’s beautiful and sassy

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  • 6 points SegavsCapcom

    Let the hate flow through you...

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  • 3 points Only_Record_9726

    No wonder its ‘Murica symbol

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  • 5 points 2020mademejoinreddit

    Release the hounds, Smithers!

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  • 4 points monkmotherfunk

    I volunteered at an animal rescue in high school that was near my house. My first day, I got the tour of the place and they lifted up a towel that was over a big dog crate. Inside was a full grown bald eagle with a busted wing, my face right near the crate door. Those eyes absolutely nailed me to the floor... It was one of the most visceral experiences I've ever had. So amazing.

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  • 5 points reddit_boi222

    Smitherss

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  • 3 points Mfrack103

    He’s trying to figure out how he can win another Super Bowl

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    3 points Glam-Reporter-6069

    Go Birds

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  • 3 points Thin_Ad_6493

    This guy looks like a boxer getting in the ring.

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  • 3 points Sweddy-Bowls

    Someone put this on the photoshop battle subreddit

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  • 3 points behemuffin

    AND IN THE BLUE CORNER... 

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  • 3 points uwillnotgotospace

    I think he looks just like Rory Calhoun 😉

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  • 3 points DrowningInFeces

    Birds always look so evil because they have the furrowed brow so I usually put a thumb over the brow in pics like this to see the bird's true form and it instantly goes from 😡 to 😳.

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  • 3 points metalmeck

    He mad cuz Maggie shot him

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  • 3 points AdJumpy4461

    The intensity in those eyes is overwhelming.

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  • 3 points Neat-Secretary-2343

    They look so menacing. Awesome bird

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  • 3 points triggerhappytree

    Somehow Palpatine has returned

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    4 points jaykofettpc

    Good good, let the freedom flow through you

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  • 3 points Mysterious_Silver_27

    "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."

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  • 3 points Sillylilsnake

    he snuggy in the towel

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  • 4 points RussianMemes123

    Egg-xecute order 66

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  • 2 points Recentstranger

    He's after the yapping pupper

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  • 2 points Allbur_Chellak

    ‘Ok glove boy….you think you have me but one mistake and you are mine’

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  • 2 points skiemlord

    :c

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  • 2 points JKDClay

    Eagly!!

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    2 points barkinchicken

    Why would you call it that? It's clearly a duck.

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    1 points katet_of_19

    The prime eagle!

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  • 2 points toiletman74

    Doesn't seem terrifying unless you're scared of birds or something

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  • 2 points Paradigmind

    Assasins-Breed

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  • 2 points TheFridgeNinja

    The true US emblem?

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  • 2 points lx0x-Ghost-x0xl

    He's plotting to come back in episodes 7,8,9.

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  • 2 points BDGUCCII

    This is literally Lord sidious

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  • 2 points ZelRonso

    Join the dark side Luke.

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  • 2 points Cool_Ad7287

    This is an actual fucking dinosaur. What an intimidating bird. Respect

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  • 2 points ImVeteranGhost

    This oddly looks like a cat

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  • 2 points The_Dead_Kennys

    Sith Lord lookin ahh

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  • 2 points wildlife01209

    Aren't they always plotting something?

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  • 2 points MichaelW24

    "Goddamnit, I always get myself into the stupidest situations"

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  • 1 points Rreizero

    Looks small. Probably young.

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    3 points AdJumpy4461

    They get that white head after about 5 years but still probably young.

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  • 1 points Proper_Protickall

    Smithers, use the amnesia ray...

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  • 1 points actually3racoons

    Ah

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  • 1 points toms1313

    that's the Druid knowing the distraction worked

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  • 1 points wackyzacky638

    Plotting about throwing this mofo off the ramparts of stormveil castle.

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  • 1 points Deluxe78

    It’s thinking about newly discovered oil

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  • 1 points Walleyevision

    You look at this majestic bird and think back to the theory that the Dinosaurs just evolved into birds and its all like yeah…..this matches.

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  • 1 points Dr_N00B

    Are we sure it's not a duck?

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  • 1 points MattIsLame

    thats an angry looking duck

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  • 1 points bpmdrummerbpm

    Mr. Burns.

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  • 1 points whingingcackle

    r/TellCersei

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  • 1 points diss0lvedgir1

    This is not oddly terrifying, this is oddly adorable. Lol

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  • 1 points YPVidaho

    Let him have at it in the oval. Might save the country for us!

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  • 1 points Gradyence

    "Curses!!!"

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  • 1 points turtleneckless001

    Ehhhggcellent

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  • 1 points OpinionSevere4846

    Nah, I don't see Smithers.

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  • 1 points eat_mor_bbq

    As someone of Jewish decent, he looks extremely jewish

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  • 1 points Gold_Assistance_6764

    It’s illegal to capture Bald Eagles in the US.

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    3 points AdJumpy4461

    That one is probably in a sanctuary due to illness or injury.

    It's illegal to keep a feather, an egg, a nest , even a dead eagle.

    Federal Law (taken from google)

    It's is also illegal to "possess, sell, purchase, barter, offer to sell, offer to purchase or barter, transport ... any bald eagle... alive, dead, or any part, nest or egg thereof." This means you can't take or even move any part of a bald eagle, not even a feather already on the ground

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    3 points Gold_Assistance_6764

    Well this picture appears to show someone possessing at least the head and feet of a bald eagle, so I’m going with illegal until proven otherwise.

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    3 points Pheighthe

    What if the bald eagle drops a feather in my front yard. Do I just draw a circle around that area and avoid it forever?

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