Need a quick and easy way to devalue your automobile AND a make it impossible to clean snow or dirt off properly AND scare away anyone that is not deranged AND get put on a special watch list?
Every year 'round Halloween time, the queen starts laying her special eggs. They hatch about a month later. Soon after, they start swarming, seeking their own suburban home to infest. Around where i live, the car washes make a mint this time of year.
I just can’t help but notice the snow on the roof and think about how much it would suck to be driving behind this monstrosity because the owner obviously can’t clean the roof of all the snow that accumulates without accidentally pulling dolls off.
I just hate when people leave the snow on the roof because I always get caught behind those people on the roads!
"Suzie Simpson, whose car is covered with thrift-store dolls and musical toys, points out her “cancer patients and amputees” when they lose their hair and limbs. “It’s just like life,” she said with a smile."
"Suzie Simpson turned her Kia Soul into the "Soul Sister" with a theme celebrating the "Girlz Rhythm n' Rock Camp" that she promotes. She says everybody, young and old, can find a doll on her car that they know. Photographed April 28, 2020. (Doral Chenoweth/Columbus Dispatch)"
I know, lol. This particular location is near a university though, so I imagine business must be good there (it was actually decently busy when I went in)
I have to know what city. I used to live in Albuquerque and a neighbor had a weird car like that, but it was bottle caps instead of dolls. Much less terrifying
Creep Factor: 11
Somewhere Annabelle just got car envy.
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Need a quick and easy way to devalue your automobile AND a make it impossible to clean snow or dirt off properly AND scare away anyone that is not deranged AND get put on a special watch list?
Have we got a look for you!!
I guess no damage to the car if it crashes? Cos the dolls are protecting it? 😂
It’s iconic imo.
So is Charles Manson.
I know exactly where this is and I’ve seen this car around for years lol
If you ever see the owner, please try and converse with them because I’m DYING to know what led to this nightmare mobile
https://www.dispatch.com/picture-gallery/lifestyle/2020/05/10/photos-columbus-art-car-owners/67223415007/
No one's ever conversed with them & lived to tell the tale.
Columbus? I swear ive seen this car too. Looks like Olentangy Barnes and noble but I could be wrong on that
Had a similar car in the city I grew up in. Except it was all plastic fetuses.
Every year 'round Halloween time, the queen starts laying her special eggs. They hatch about a month later. Soon after, they start swarming, seeking their own suburban home to infest. Around where i live, the car washes make a mint this time of year.
Must be fun to wash…if they bother
I just can’t help but notice the snow on the roof and think about how much it would suck to be driving behind this monstrosity because the owner obviously can’t clean the roof of all the snow that accumulates without accidentally pulling dolls off.
I just hate when people leave the snow on the roof because I always get caught behind those people on the roads!
Found an article about the car: https://614now.com/2023/explore-columbus/adventures/ridin-purty-the-weird-and-wonderful-world-of-columbus-art-cars
"Suzie Simpson, whose car is covered with thrift-store dolls and musical toys, points out her “cancer patients and amputees” when they lose their hair and limbs. “It’s just like life,” she said with a smile."
Also an older article from 2020 when the car was just a baby with a photo of Suzie: https://www.dispatch.com/picture-gallery/lifestyle/2020/05/10/photos-columbus-art-car-owners/67223415007/
"Suzie Simpson turned her Kia Soul into the "Soul Sister" with a theme celebrating the "Girlz Rhythm n' Rock Camp" that she promotes. She says everybody, young and old, can find a doll on her car that they know. Photographed April 28, 2020. (Doral Chenoweth/Columbus Dispatch)"
NOOOPE!!😳
Close the fuckin schools...
guess they didnt watch toy story 1
Of course it's a Kia.
Kia has all the Souls.
The Tits-Out grill incurred a casualty.
Barnes and Nobel? I think this belongs to the Bay Arbor Butcher
Sweet, merciful crap!
How do you wash this abomination?
Imagine what's in this guy's basement
portland?
Barnes and Noble? Is this a post from 2003?
There are two BaNs in the county I live in.
We have a bunch in Massachusetts and Maine.
I know, lol. This particular location is near a university though, so I imagine business must be good there (it was actually decently busy when I went in)
They're literally everywhere...
I have to know what city. I used to live in Albuquerque and a neighbor had a weird car like that, but it was bottle caps instead of dolls. Much less terrifying
Columbus Ohio
Thanks, I could picture that there. Cool post.