Large group of vultures flying over and sitting on a local church
  • 298 points fart_nouveau

    Gas leak.

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    124 points soc96j

    I love a correct answer. The smell is that of Carrion if I remember correctly.

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    89 points beastiemonman

    I was thinking that the vultures are usually inside the church.

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    43 points Successful_Giraffe34

    Ain't no hate like Christian Love.

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    9 points Kostis00

    And I got excited for an actual descent live action anime!

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    7 points hikeno19

    TIL Gas companies add ethyl mercaptan to gas, which is the key ingredient in the odor that attracts vultures. Vultures gathering around buildings could be an indicator of a leak.

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  • 82 points YackReacher

    So, from what I've always believed, those buzzards fly over "corpses" of some sorts. However, I've recently learned that they fly around like that over updrafts...but it does seem creepy flying above a church.

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    8 points Demontag

    Well, organized religion was predicted to fall to minority levels in the next twenty years, and the people who measure these things warned that any attempt to stop it would only exacerbate it.

    And then the election happened.

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  • 49 points XROOR

    The name of the song being played in the church:

    🎶Carrion wayward son……

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    6 points tazebot

    🎶 There'll be pieces when you're done . . . .

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  • 38 points RealityTVStarDis

    There must be a funeral 😬

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    19 points RealityTVStarDis

    I'll show myself out.

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  • 32 points KingZarkon

    Well we know who controls that church don't we?

    Church Chat Lady: Who could it be? Who could it be? Possibly...Satan?!?

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    2 points Ok_Sorbet_8153

    😂

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  • 13 points gathermewool

    Giving off real Midnight Mass vibes!

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    6 points Acceptable_Plane_264

    That was a great show...

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  • 7 points MrFruitylicious

    Reddit comment section

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    2 points m4x_g4mer

    truly a *tips Fedora* m'lady moment

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  • 5 points CaptainNemo42

    Doesn't that look like the church from The Simpsons?

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  • 19 points sammybooom81

    Vultures around vultures.

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    3 points MrFruitylicious

    I’m 14 and this is deep

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    6 points VibraniumRhino

    I choose the ones that at least wait for me to be dead before having their way with me.

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    5 points Shiznoz222

    My first thought too

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  • 6 points HiEchoChamb3r

    I love vultures.

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  • 5 points artguydeluxe

    If I were even slightly religious I’d see this as a pretty clear omen. But I’m not and I like vultures.

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  • 2 points LBROTSI

    That's a dead church .

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  • 2 points ImMadeOfClay

    Committee and Kettle. Sounds like a pub name.

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  • 2 points redheness

    I wonder where the bad guy hides

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  • 3 points DagonPie

    Large group of vultures sitting on top of large group of vultures

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  • 0 points jesseknopf

    I hope they poop everywhere

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  • 1 points mentalist127

    Full of vultures insidetoo

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  • 1 points Mick_Nick3

    They do this over the big nursing home near me. It feels like an omen for the old people living there

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  • 2 points NullDivision

    well that's it folks god's dead 🤝

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  • 2 points LittleDinkey

    Weird the vultures are usually in the church 🤔

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  • 0 points ChineseNippeFlick

    THE END IS NIGH. REPENT NOW YOU FOUL SINNERS. ACCEPT JEBUS INTO YOUR HEATS AND TOD SHALL SPARE YOU FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!

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  • 1 points EndlesslyUnfinished

    Those aren’t the predators you should be worried about

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  • 1 points Primary_Potato9667

    They seek the body and blood of Christ

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  • 1 points arm2610

    Sorry guys, I know it looks like he’s been dead 3 days but he is actually alive and about to rise

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  • 1 points AdJumpy4461

    There is a flock in my area that sits atop the vents of a water tower. Usually they are there early in the morning.

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  • 1 points Telaynism13

    Gosh that's scary especially at night

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  • 0 points Kishal476329

    They know god is dead

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  • 0 points ShowMeYourTritts

    They’ve come to collect.

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  • 0 points rellsell

    Couple days before Easter?

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  • 0 points Rough-Programmer-112

    Feast on the death cult.

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  • -1 points HarrisonWells2151

    Vultures know

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  • -1 points mustnttelllies

    God is dead

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  • 0 points Independent-Low6706

    A Committee and a Kettle.

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  • 0 points dmo7000

    Seem to be all Turkey Vultures

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  • 0 points c_girl_108

    Aren’t they usually inside the church?

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  • 0 points NolaV

    Have you seen the average age of schizophrenics believing their imaginary friends are real? I’m sure they are just posting up for Sunday brunch when the meals arrive on wheels.

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  • -1 points detroithardcore6

    Anybody watched Invasion on Apple TV? There's something up there

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  • -1 points KNT-cepion

    They were hoping to find a tower of silence

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  • -1 points Adventurous-Owl2363

    As I'm currently binge watching "Invasion" on Appletv I know exactly what this means.

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  • -1 points tnbngr

    "Bring out your dead!"

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  • -1 points bt65

    We need a big fella with a robe and a big bell shouting "BRING OUT THE DEAD!"

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  • -1 points ClockworkCinder

    Don't you just hate it when you Hitchcocked?

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  • -1 points Longjumping-Log1591

    Birds of a feather

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  • -1 points Stinkingsweatygooch

    Nice change from the usual pulpit

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  • -2 points Acceptable_Plane_264

    It'd be hilarious if they all started breeding at once, while the congregation pulls up for services 🫣

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