It really depends on the size of the beer. If it's a normal bottle or can, then yes, it's gone before I start drying. If it's one of those big fourty ouncers, it takes a while.
Yeah. For me, once you find yourself bringing a series of little bottles of liquor into the shower, then you might have a problem. Another good way to know is if you wake up in Morocco, wearing a cowboy suit and tongue kissing a transmission salesman.
I dunno, that one could be about just appreciating the quiet before it all goes off. It can be tragic, but there's a good chance it's just introverted.
As you like. If an internet stranger's identification of a drinking pattern as problematic is making you uncomfortable or defensive, that might warrant examination.
Either way, I hope the holidays aren't too hard, this year.
What I do is... When I reach the snow line at 2500 feet, and lose the trail, I leave beers chilling in the snow every few hundred yards like an alcoholic Hansel and Gretel. Then have the last one on the summit.
The beers are snow-chilled and guide me back down the trail. And just when I start to get too tipsy to hike safely, I'm home!
Definitely the shower beer after doing yard work on a hot summer day.
But also a contender: The beer under your covered porch during a summer thunderstorm. Bonus points for a quality cigar in hand. Triple bonus if it's a porch beer and cigar during a thunderstorm at midnight on your birthday. 😌
The shower beer.
Ice cold tall boy in a cool shower after a brutal day of summer yard work.
Problem is that it tends to get lukewarm pretty easily. I can drink warm alcohol, but I gag a little every time.
We might be drinking at different rates. When I’m hot and dirty and thirsty after working all day, I’ll finish that beer before I’m half soaped up.
It really depends on the size of the beer. If it's a normal bottle or can, then yes, it's gone before I start drying. If it's one of those big fourty ouncers, it takes a while.
Yeah. I've considered putting a few regular size beers in a cooler next to the shower but that feels like it could be a problem
Yeah. For me, once you find yourself bringing a series of little bottles of liquor into the shower, then you might have a problem. Another good way to know is if you wake up in Morocco, wearing a cowboy suit and tongue kissing a transmission salesman.
Guys doing it wrong
It takes a beer like a couple hours to go from ice cold to warm, are you an ant?
Well, oftentimes, my showers tend to take an hour.
It's in a hot steamy room and getting sprayed with hot water occasionally.
The car beer for when you just parked and you're mentally preparing to go into your house and talk to your family.
The car beer for when you realize you can legally drink a beer in a car in Mississippi as a passenger
The car beer for when you're in New Orleans and nobody cares whether it's legal or not
The car beer for when you're in Alaska and you're never going to see another car anyway
Ok. I'm a bit of an alcoholic (also don't do this as the driver folks! Bad!)
The New Orleans one also works for certain parts of California.
That's just sad.
So is "Friday before Christmas" beer. Because on Christmas, you have to deal with your family. If you still talk to them, of course.
I dunno, that one could be about just appreciating the quiet before it all goes off. It can be tragic, but there's a good chance it's just introverted.
Well, so is drinking a beer in the car before you talk to your family.
That just sounds more medication-like than, "ah, my silent house."
I don't know, that's how I view the other thing.
As you like. If an internet stranger's identification of a drinking pattern as problematic is making you uncomfortable or defensive, that might warrant examination.
Either way, I hope the holidays aren't too hard, this year.
Oi, I didn't come to this website for therapy. Neither did I come here to be accused of being defensive.
We call that a BITS (beer in the shower)
The halfway through the second beer on the beach
Right when you light up the joint
Ya mon!
Man, if I could still smoke weed, I wouldn't even drink at all. My job just necessitates that I don't smoke weed.
And take some molly and try to spot sharks
The after you helped your friend move in August beer.
Or during, after your friend has forbidden it.
The Monday morning porch beer while watching all my 9-5 neighbors go to work.
The cold beer in a badly needed hot shower beer
Hot tub beer
The beer you drink with a good steak. There's something about beer and steak that just compliment each other. This also applies to the cookout beer.
The beer while cooking
The sun Supernova, sitting on the roof of your house, while you watch the World around you burn and turn to Chaos, beer.
Completely missed the after mowing the lawn in 90 degrees beer and after playing hockey beer.
Shower beer after a long workday 🍻
First beer after setting up your tent for camping beer.
First beer after an accomplishment.
First beer at a family gathering and nobody is bothering you.
Summit beer (hiking)
What I do is... When I reach the snow line at 2500 feet, and lose the trail, I leave beers chilling in the snow every few hundred yards like an alcoholic Hansel and Gretel. Then have the last one on the summit.
The beers are snow-chilled and guide me back down the trail. And just when I start to get too tipsy to hike safely, I'm home!
Some great beers:
Reuniting with the cashier from Trader Joe’s that you had that Summer fling with beer
Cold saturday afternoon beer in July when it's 30 degrees outside and you've got nothing else to do.
BEER!
You are all wrong. Nothing compares to the beer you finally get sold as a teenager at the 10th gas station you've gone to that day
That one batch of homemade beer my dad made in like 1999.
Definitely the shower beer after doing yard work on a hot summer day.
But also a contender: The beer under your covered porch during a summer thunderstorm. Bonus points for a quality cigar in hand. Triple bonus if it's a porch beer and cigar during a thunderstorm at midnight on your birthday. 😌
The airport beer? Some mega brewery piss for way too much money?