The "I used to do track"
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  • 447 points ThatIckyGuy

    She's doing the knife hand run like Richard Robert Patrick's Terminator. (I would post a gif, but this sub won't let me.)

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    76 points graveybrains

    Also: Robert Patrick

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    23 points ThatIckyGuy

    Right you are! Thanks!

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    4 points the_pretender_nz

    Out of Richard and Robert, Robert is the one with no Filter

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    9 points Spikeupmylife

    I'm picturing the Devilman Crybaby run.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/kimk0RgHQmU?si=zGVBdGL51Y4CzVxL

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    6 points 7GrenciaMars

    I came here just to say Terminator: Girlfriend Edition.

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    2 points Illustrious_Leg8388

    Now I can’t unsee it… she is Robert Patrick in spirit 😂

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  • 205 points rrrrrrez

    Her feet are obviously bleeding, but she doesn’t care. Her shoes have no soles left.

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    76 points Iron_Baron

    And she has no soul left.

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    21 points beardicusmaximus8

    If she's dating me she never had one.

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    15 points ScreamingCryingAnus

    She’s running on the jagged stumps of what’s left of her feet, leaving a dark red trail behind her.

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    5 points SmashingBlouses

    My God, there's blood everywhere!

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  • 245 points Ok_Caramel_6095

    I couldn't handle a girlfriend with that much stamina.

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    81 points DirtyBeard443

    Insert death by snu-snu meme.

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    24 points Windfade

    I mean, you might not have to worry... I had one that would be on top for a single minute then complain about her legs being tired and that'd be the end of her active participation. Then after we were done she'd go for one of her long walks or to the gym.

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    8 points whomobile53

    Good excuse to start workin' out if you ask mw

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    8 points MasterOfBunnies

    Saitama has entered the chat.

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    6 points Nikunj108

    It's finally your time to be the dead fish in the relationship.

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  • 72 points cappiebara

    I feel like there is a cool r/nosleep story here

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  • 70 points Reese_Withersp0rk

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    Nike. Just Do It.

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  • 24 points nelflyn

    Literally just a tiny bit of separation issues. Literally just a girl. Cut her some slack.

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  • 12 points VampireOnHoyt

    WEAPONS (dir. Zach Cregger, 2025)

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  • 9 points Party-Bandicoot8022

    She used to run track back in high school

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  • 4 points astralseat

    Great writing

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  • 3 points BurntSalad1605

    r/nightvale

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  • 3 points Jack-of-Hearts-7

    This could be a Junji Ito story

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  • 2 points XROOR

    She lives in Avondale, and you live in Greenwich….you both have a net worth in the double digit millions yet are riding the Acela Express….

    (When CNBC follows Lifetime into Holiday movies)

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  • 1 points MasterOfBunnies

    Saitama transitioned.

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  • 1 points Shady_Chaos

    The most unrealistic part of this is that he has a girlfriend /s

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  • 1 points Northstar_PiIot

    r/distressingmemes

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