I mean, you might not have to worry... I had one that would be on top for a single minute then complain about her legs being tired and that'd be the end of her active participation. Then after we were done she'd go for one of her long walks or to the gym.
She's doing the knife hand run like
RichardRobert Patrick's Terminator. (I would post a gif, but this sub won't let me.)Also: Robert Patrick
Right you are! Thanks!
Out of Richard and Robert, Robert is the one with no Filter
I'm picturing the Devilman Crybaby run.
https://youtube.com/shorts/kimk0RgHQmU?si=zGVBdGL51Y4CzVxL
I came here just to say Terminator: Girlfriend Edition.
Now I can’t unsee it… she is Robert Patrick in spirit 😂
Her feet are obviously bleeding, but she doesn’t care. Her shoes have no soles left.
And she has no soul left.
If she's dating me she never had one.
She’s running on the jagged stumps of what’s left of her feet, leaving a dark red trail behind her.
My God, there's blood everywhere!
I couldn't handle a girlfriend with that much stamina.
Insert death by snu-snu meme.
I mean, you might not have to worry... I had one that would be on top for a single minute then complain about her legs being tired and that'd be the end of her active participation. Then after we were done she'd go for one of her long walks or to the gym.
Good excuse to start workin' out if you ask mw
Saitama has entered the chat.
It's finally your time to be the dead fish in the relationship.
I feel like there is a cool r/nosleep story here
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Nike. Just Do It.
Literally just a tiny bit of separation issues. Literally just a girl. Cut her some slack.
WEAPONS (dir. Zach Cregger, 2025)
She used to run track back in high school
Great writing
r/nightvale
This could be a Junji Ito story
She lives in Avondale, and you live in Greenwich….you both have a net worth in the double digit millions yet are riding the Acela Express….
(When CNBC follows Lifetime into Holiday movies)
Saitama transitioned.
The most unrealistic part of this is that he has a girlfriend /s
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