Perfect machine handling when shredding trees
  • 267 points mansbakedbrev

    Ah yes forbidden pringles

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    28 points rusticmoonatelier

    the wild part is how my brain immediately went yep those really do look like the off limits pringles you’d find in some cursed snack aisle

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    2 points graveybrains

    What is this? A snack aisle for giants?

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    1 points Visual-Function-2792

    Or a cursed snack isle…

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    2 points oubeav

    Scrolled to find the Pringles comment. Thank you.

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    1 points HighwayZi

    "Fuck it, CUT EM UP!"

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    1 points Nairurian

    Once you chop

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  • 198 points Maurice-Beverley

    What do they do with the slices? Seriously asking.

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    518 points mrbaram

    It's an oil palm trunk from a palm that got too tall to harvest so they push it over and compost it back into the soil. They slice it like this to rapidly compost the trunk because a fungal disease called Ganaderma, the fungus survives well in the big trunks but not at all in sliced trunks. I was an enviro officer for an oil palm company

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    153 points Ignorhymus

    Environment officer for an oil palm company is the most tautological oxymoronic job description ever

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    12 points mrbaram

    It was at times very difficult and every morning we would pray that no one would fuck shit up so we could concentrate on restoration.

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    3 points JaKr8

    Just curious, were you in a relatively developed area or you out on some remote Pacific island?

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    7 points mrbaram

    In PNG, on an island called West New Britain. Great place, lovely people but wild A.F

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    1 points JaKr8

    I've obviously never been there, but I actually know of the island of New Britain!

    I knew somebody from Rabaul ( which I think was destroyed in an eruption about 30 years ago) when I was in college.

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    1 points mrbaram

    Rabaul lives! Other side of the island though. Rabaul is a strategic port so Australia and the U.S are upgrading it I think.

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    13 points RDZed72

    Only thing better would be "Palm Oil Officer"

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    25 points rangawal

    You mean oxymoronic?

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    17 points Ignorhymus

    Yes, thank you. Definitely not at my sparkling best today

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    2 points miraculum_one

    how so?

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    19 points Ignorhymus

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_and_environmental_impact_of_palm_oil

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    -42 points thewooba

    Got a link thats not Wikipedia?

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    22 points Sc00ty_Puff_Sr

    There are 120 sources with links on the wiki page under resources

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    -30 points thewooba

    Regardless Wikipedia is notorious for biased articles, shaping public opinion. Even the collection of sources can contain bias, by omitting information.

    While I am not a palm oil or seed oil hater, there are other topics on which Wikipedia has lost my trust completely.

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    24 points FootThong

    I'm guessing those other topics include global warming and vaccines?

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    -5 points thewooba

    No im pro vax mandate and a climate change believer

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    4 points renard_chenapan

    How do you think Wikipedia is biased? To serve whose interests? And how does it work since anyone can contribute, including you, and contributions are verified also by anyone, including you?

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    0 points thewooba

    Contributions are often locked on controversial topics, leaving the articles in favor of the latest editor. Also there are whole discord groups that coordinate changes to serve an agenda. There are articles which i cannot edit because they have been locked

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    3 points Pikka_Bird

    Then find the sources that tell a different story than the ones the Wikipedia page is based on?

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    -3 points thewooba

    I do, but it shapes the public perception

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    6 points red_dust_dog

    Wikipedia articles have reference sections for primary sources.

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    -3 points thewooba

    I understand, but their summaries and source selection is biased, at least in other topics

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    3 points ulrikft

    Go to Grokpedia and stop trolling.

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    -1 points thewooba

    Wtf is that?

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    1 points YourBracesHaveHairs

    Nah, palm oil is the most efficient vegetable oil. 400% better yield than soybean.

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    1 points HeatTiny7041

    Agreed. The fearmomgoring is unbelievable. You can easily find sustainable sourced Palm Oil.

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    8 points ilovetacos

    Just because you as a consumer can find it, doesn't mean that the majority of large food manufacturers actually use it.

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    4 points mrbaram

    About 20% of all palm oil is RSPO certified. Individual consumers are a tiny fraction of purchases of palm oil. The big food companies with operations in Europe and the U.S are very concerned about tainted (due to environmental damage etc.) palm oil entering their products because the consumer boycott backlash is real. The negative view of palm oil means that companies do not advertise their use of palm oil in their products even if they use RSPO certified palm oil.

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    1 points ilovetacos

    I don't really see how only 1/5 of palm oil being certified as sustainable is evidence of it being generally sustainable.

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    1 points mrbaram

    Most of the palm oil is now going into China, India and other countries with a lower per capita GDP so those consumers often can't make sustainable choices.

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    2 points lameuniqueusername

    The fuck it is. The sheer raping of the land by palm plantations is a horror

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    0 points HeatTiny7041

    Well we raped the forests in north america to advance our agriculture but that's ok? We can do it but they can't.

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    3 points EquivalentSpot8292

    So cool. I live in a tropical country and so confused by what kills the palms. Here they cut the top and burn it.

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    2 points eastamerica

    🤝

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    2 points My-NameWasTaken

    lol, leave it to Reddit to have an expert for everything :D

    Thanks for the answer, was really wondering.

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    2 points BobbyTables829

    Palm oil and palm kernel oil are so gross and leave a slime in my mouth.  No one else seems to think this happens though

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    3 points sluts4jrackham

    I’m allergic to palm oil, so while I don’t experience the oily mouthfeel, I’m joining you on the Palm Oil Hater train

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    1 points gorginhanson

    Yo can I get the number 2 with a side of tree chips

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    1 points Ornery_Gate_6847

    How many trees did you put behind bars in your time? You ever worry they'll seek vengeance?

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    3 points mrbaram

    It was an Roundtable of Sustainable Palm Oil (RSPO) and Rainforest Alliance certified plantation so we didn't clear any new forest but we had to reforest about 500hectares (1235 acres) mainly along waterways due to the certification rules. ( Buffer Zones) It was immensely satisfying making plantation managers reforest riverways ( my team wasn't popular within the company)

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    1 points 3Fatboy3

    Interesting. I would imagine these plantations to be very large. I'm surprised there is no specialized equipment. Would this not take forever to slice an acre of palm trees?

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    16 points Flappyzappadoo

    I wondered the same thing. What’s the purpose of this? Wouldn’t a complete log be more useful for lumber?

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    21 points Big_Z_Beeblebrox

    Palm trees in general aren't great for lumber because the fibers can separate while drying. They could be prepping the field for mulch and replanting

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    6 points Alantsu

    Isn’t that because a palm is technically grass and not a tree?

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    1 points UtahJeep

    Palms are classified as herbs, like their close relatives: grasses, bamboos, bananas, and sedges.

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    1 points BobbyTables829

    Bananas are herbs confirmed

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    8 points ftr1317

    Not sure if oil palm trunk can be use for lumber. Traditional way, the plantation owner will recycle this trunk back into the ground, let it decompose and replant.

    Nowadays, they're sold to biomass power plants. Cutting it into smaller pieces makes transportation easier.

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    16 points vrauto

    Forbidden potato chips.

    Serious answer, it just makes it easier to handle and dispose of.

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    3 points Happy-For-No-Reason

    Giant crisps

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    3 points Big_Z_Beeblebrox

    Mulch would be my guess. I could be way off, but Palm trunks might be too damp and fibrous for a standard wood chipper, so cutting into slices might be a way to start breaking it down easier without clogging up equipment

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    2 points Ok_Preparation9182

    Unless there is an oddball use, it will decompose much faster this way. An entire tree will take a long time, those pringles might take less than a year and have better spread than a rotting log

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    2 points withgreatpower

    Pringles

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    1 points tribak

    Chop them

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    1 points JustARandomGuyReally

    Fry them in palm oil.

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    1 points rabbittyhole

    Tree chips

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    1 points HeyItsJosette

    It's obviously how sliced almonds are made. The next step is the shrink ray.

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  • 12 points bmcgowan89

    It's like cursed banana chips 😂

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  • 10 points SakuraPink999

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  • 7 points the_big_bones

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  • 7 points pcboss00

    To prevent some kind of beetle from nesting in a dead tree that could have infected the healthy tree.

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    1 points lameuniqueusername

    From a response further up in the thread “It's an oil palm trunk from a palm that got too tall to harvest so they push it over and compost it back into the soil. They slice it like this to rapidly compost the trunk because a fungal disease called Ganaderma, the fungus survives well in the big trunks but not at all in sliced trunks. I was an enviro officer for an oil palm company”

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  • 5 points Enginerdad

    This only works with palms because they aren't trees, they're really big grass.

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    1 points yaycoffeebeans

    Right, they're definitely not going to do that with the Pin Oak in my back yard.

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  • 3 points Intelligent_Event278

    This is how McCoys crisps are made.

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  • 3 points Infamous_Telephone55

    To shreds you say?

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    3 points rockerscott

    And his wife?

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    3 points Infamous_Telephone55

    To shreds you say?

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    3 points rockerscott

    Oh dear

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  • 3 points SadlyUnderrated

    What is wanna know is who sharpened that blade??

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    2 points RedForkKnife

    I never knew he had a tv series

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  • 2 points Gambit_1381

    Forbidden Pringles

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  • 2 points Goobalicious2k

    Forbidden tater chips

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  • 2 points bewilderednest

    Potato chips

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  • 2 points -Entz-

    This is where Pringles come from

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  • 2 points krt8090

    Shaving almonds 

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  • 1 points Birdman915

    But do they liquify in a pan with just a little oil?

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  • 1 points exploringsngs

    Blursed potato chips

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  • 1 points jodrellbank_pants

    Walkers are branching out, one crisp per bag.

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  • 1 points VegetableBusiness897

    The forbidden pringle

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  • 1 points Kage9866

    This is where Pringles are made

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  • 1 points RELLY1234

    XXXL pringles 😂😂

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  • 1 points Select-Birthday-7763

    No sound? That is one of the rare moments where I miss it… the slicing sounds mesmerizing

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    1 points ycr007

    Here’s the post with sound, though there are debates that the sound was added later on & doesn’t sync exactly

    https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/1bc6los/cutting_a_tree_into_sections_pringles_edition/

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  • 1 points Possesed-puppy656

    So this is how pringles are made

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  • 1 points Competitive_Fall9291

    Big Pringles

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  • 1 points eastamerica

    They look like giant almond slices

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  • 1 points madcowrawt

    Pringles for that damn wood eating giant.

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  • 1 points ClaroStar

    That's some soft wood.

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  • 1 points Defiant_Regular3738

    Cursed Kettle Chips

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  • 1 points sanityislost

    Is this how crisps are made?

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  • 1 points Sodu

    Wood chips

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  • 1 points hustle_magic

    Looks like potato slices

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  • 1 points oldusty

    Pringles for beavers

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  • 1 points Lower_Group_1171

    mmmm pringles

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  • 1 points Emergency_Budget6377

    I'm getting carpal tunnel just watching this. 

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  • 1 points fresh_loaf_of_bread

    bro i can't even slice salami with a knife this well

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  • 1 points hiddenbus

    Mmm scalloped potatoes

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  • 1 points ALoudMeow

    Forbidden Pringles.

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  • 1 points bpmdrummerbpm

    Goodbye forest.

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  • 1 points bgier

    Pole-tato chips

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  • 1 points No_Collection7360

    That is potato chipping, not shredding. Some people are dumb.

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  • 1 points NevetsRetrop

    "What is this? A school potatoes au gratin for ants giants?"

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    1 points NevetsRetrop

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  • 1 points International_Bend68

    Lord, I wonder how many hours did it take that machine operator to get that d$mn good!!!!

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  • 1 points CarpoLarpo

    Well now I'm craving chips.

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  • 1 points BigFirmWalnuts

    ...and that is how Pringles are made!

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  • 1 points 0v0

    awesome !

    now pour the concrete

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  • 1 points Bigelow92

    Gif has no sound, which has always been the most satisfying part of this clip.

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  • 1 points Cautious-Witness-745

    That thing has got to be seriously sharp

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  • 1 points RoadPizzaGourmand

    Ah. The good old potato tree. Just fry those slices up!

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  • 1 points groovylittlesparrow

    How Pringles are made?

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  • 1 points DeathByWater

    It's time for /u/F1exican to move on from chives to something bigger

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  • 1 points StockEarth6227

    Anyone else getting a craving for some Pringles?

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  • 1 points Hellboydce

    I want to fry and eat them

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  • 1 points Chipnanimus

    send this operator over to r/kitchen confidential, he needs some training

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  • 1 points lostincosmo

    mmm potato chip

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  • 1 points BMinus973

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  • 1 points CriticalPossession71

    Forbidden potato chip

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  • 1 points oddjobjob

    Giant Lays potato chips

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  • 1 points Mogwai_riot

    Treetato chip

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  • 1 points FrostyJenkins

    In the Lay’s factory somewhere a midget dreams of this machine…

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  • 1 points Xeon713

    Forbidden crisps.

    r/forbiddensnacks

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  • 1 points Tru72

    Those are big ass potato chips

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  • 1 points Significant_Lab4263

    Potato chip

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  • 1 points Nox_jin

    Potato chips

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  • 1 points Brutallicaa

    Forbidden chips

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  • 1 points Huttser17

    potato chips for beavers

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  • 1 points ChepeZorro

    Think this is how they make Pringles

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  • 1 points Technostrophe

    Those are some big potato chips

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  • 1 points kaybelikemaybe505

    Forbidden potato chips

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  • 1 points ImaginationNo8008

    Wood chips

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  • 1 points Normalcy_prevails

    Gonna need a bigger deep fryer.

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  • 0 points ADenyer94

    Nothing satisfying about this. Leave the trees alone

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  • 0 points zaqwert6

    Those are not trees.

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  • 0 points danddersson

    I don't see any trees in the video. Lots of palms, but no true trees.

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  • 0 points ufffd

    maybe someone will know - do they ever automate big machines like this? skilled operators are always the best, but i imagine certain routines could be done almost like CAD/CAM. I look at this giant thing and I think "hey kind of like a 3d printer..."

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