There’s a funny video about fresh bananas still on the stalk being loaded on a submarine. The cook had no where else to store them so he found the only free spot he could use, which was around the propeller shaft. Everything was fine until they got underway and this thump thump thump noise could be heard throughout the ship. Bananas. Everywhere. The captain made the crew salvage as much as possible that was still edible and they had some variation of banana based food until it ran out.
You take an empty liquor bottle, fill it with water to simulate the weight, and then wrap the glass in a strong tape to mitigate breaking it during practice.
my friend does this. He just went to the park a couple days a week and practiced and practiced. If he dropped stuff on the grass it didn't break and he filled everything with water.
It's a pretty significant pay bump, so I think it was worth it
People don't want other people to be happy. It's invading every corner of the internet. I'll never understand it. God forbid someone likes something. They will be shit upon.
Everyone just falling over each other trying to make the same tired “bro just give me my beer” joke as if people go to somewhere with flashy bartenders just to order a coors light
as if people go to somewhere with flashy bartenders just to order a coors light
Do they have signs or whatever outside on the front of the building saying there's a show? If not, how would anybody know before ordering?
It's like being really hungry and going into a McDonalds only to have to wait an extra 15 mins for the person to play around with the food before giving it to you. You're hungry, grumpy, and didn't know there was going to be a show, but now you have to wait longer just for the sake of waiting.
It’s more like going to a Michelin restaurant and being salty that it takes 30 minutes to get a gourmet burger. The indication is that it’s a nice upscale bar instead of some hole in the wall dive bar
I guarantee you don’t accidentally stumble into some upscale bar where the bartenders have flashy drink routines like this. Your example makes zero sense because no McDonald’s is doing that shit just like no McDonald’s-equivalent bar is going to be doing this shit either.
A bar like this isn’t somewhere you just stop in thinking “god I could use a bud light right about now” this is gonna be a fancy cocktail bar that you’d be well aware of ahead of time.
Idk, I feel like this guy is a pretty good cocktail-maker, all he needs is a crisis of confidence and to decide he doesn’t want to be a cocktail-maker anymore, then have a good looking woman come along to convince him to become a better cocktail-maker.
Y'all must think you're so original bleating that over and over
I'm guessing that people going to this bar are aware of this process and enjoy it. Plenty of other places for y'all's crabby asses to get your shitty beer
You can literally walk down the street to one of the 1000 places that don't do this instead of being a gatekeeping dufus in front of the people there for the show.
You could leave. Drive to another bar. Find parking. Go inside. Order and wait for a drink. Get your drink. Drink it. And have enough time left to drive back before this guy served anyone.
I had a bartender a couple of months ago and the guy was like a machine. Quick, to the point without missing a beat and that was more impressive cause he was pouring like he was 3 people making the drinks. Was wild.
I’m so glad the self-appointed grand wizard of comments could take time to be so witty. Thanks, jagoff. Now go watch your barkeep masturbate some more.
I need somebody to make my smoothies this way..
If my blender doesn't start doing tricks, I'm sending it back.
If the blender is on the side, I send it back.
Believe it or not, jail
Doing tricks? I just hope the damn McDonalds milkshake machine works over here…
Banana. Everywhere.
There’s a funny video about fresh bananas still on the stalk being loaded on a submarine. The cook had no where else to store them so he found the only free spot he could use, which was around the propeller shaft. Everything was fine until they got underway and this thump thump thump noise could be heard throughout the ship. Bananas. Everywhere. The captain made the crew salvage as much as possible that was still edible and they had some variation of banana based food until it ran out.
Doesnt work that way a smoothie wouldn't work too viscous...
How do you train for that?
You take an empty liquor bottle, fill it with water to simulate the weight, and then wrap the glass in a strong tape to mitigate breaking it during practice.
You also get practice bottles, called flair, that don't break.
So like, 3 or 4?
What’s the minimum?
Maybe 6,7
Get out
I don’t like to talk about my flair.
This guy flips bottles
my friend does this. He just went to the park a couple days a week and practiced and practiced. If he dropped stuff on the grass it didn't break and he filled everything with water.
It's a pretty significant pay bump, so I think it was worth it
Lots of broken bottles.
Or just a perfectly weighted replica?
You can't just have a solid weight you need to account for the slosh
Probably juggling. Also, in a safe area with empty bottles, I'd guess.
NGL, I was impressed when he caught the bottle on the side of the shaker.
Literally my sims
These comment sections are always so fucking salty. God forbid a guy take a little pride in his craft and have some fun with it.
Everyone's angry now
People don't want other people to be happy. It's invading every corner of the internet. I'll never understand it. God forbid someone likes something. They will be shit upon.
it’s a feature not a bug
Everyone just falling over each other trying to make the same tired “bro just give me my beer” joke as if people go to somewhere with flashy bartenders just to order a coors light
Do they have signs or whatever outside on the front of the building saying there's a show? If not, how would anybody know before ordering?
It's like being really hungry and going into a McDonalds only to have to wait an extra 15 mins for the person to play around with the food before giving it to you. You're hungry, grumpy, and didn't know there was going to be a show, but now you have to wait longer just for the sake of waiting.
It’s more like going to a Michelin restaurant and being salty that it takes 30 minutes to get a gourmet burger. The indication is that it’s a nice upscale bar instead of some hole in the wall dive bar
Do you think Michelin restaurants take 30 minutes to cook your meal because the chefs are in the kitchen juggling with the ingredients?
I guarantee you don’t accidentally stumble into some upscale bar where the bartenders have flashy drink routines like this. Your example makes zero sense because no McDonald’s is doing that shit just like no McDonald’s-equivalent bar is going to be doing this shit either.
A bar like this isn’t somewhere you just stop in thinking “god I could use a bud light right about now” this is gonna be a fancy cocktail bar that you’d be well aware of ahead of time.
This is why I pre-game before the bar. With this guy, god knows when I’m getting my cocktail.
Oh no! I can’t have a sip of alcohol 1 min later than I could have!
Imagine being as lonely as you lol
It’s Reddit, most of them don’t know what a bartender is because
They don’t leave their moms basement
They’re 14
Every time I get annoyed at a comment on the Internet, I stop and remember that it's either a bot, or they're 14.
Everyone but you is 14 on here
Pretty much. The concept of a bartender is pretty foreign when you never leave your house.
Wonder if he was Japanese , would the comments be in awe?
Nah, still the same salty motherfuckers in those comments too
All that dude does is spin shit and light the bar on fire.
“I’iL jUsT tAkE a BeEr ThAnKs”
Tom Cruise got nothing on this guy.
Idk, I feel like this guy is a pretty good cocktail-maker, all he needs is a crisis of confidence and to decide he doesn’t want to be a cocktail-maker anymore, then have a good looking woman come along to convince him to become a better cocktail-maker.
He's like Tom Cruise in Cuisine!
IDK, I bet this guy doesn't get to bang Elisabeth Shue.
Yeah, but he might end up being a Shue in.
Bartender Impossible
There are some BAD ASS bartenders in Vegas.
Damn, this guy is fucking good
Holy shit some of you are bitter
They forget this is supposed to be a “happy sub”. One of the few remaining….
A drink and a show.
You know how long it takes to get a drink in a place like this.
he’s good!!
So called free thinkers on this post: "boy this guy is taking too long please clap"
This guy must be tired. I saw him doing this last week in a different post.
What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.
smov operator
Nice showmanship
This is some Cirque de Soleil level bartending
Two beers please mate
“Hold on, check this out first”.
Don't mind if I do. This looks like a great night out. Some of us are drinking for a fun night, not to get drunk.
This is fun. Let’s have some more fun in the world, eh?
Clearly some of y’all have never heard of flair bartending 😂 a lot of high-end places exclusively do this, it’s what they’re paid for
How do I get that kind of autism but for more lucrative ventures?
Great flair, I’ve not seen someone this good in the flesh.
If he takes this much pride in his job the chances are his builds are going to be excellent!
How many broken bottles does it take to be this good?
i JuSt wAnT mY dRiNk
Y'all must think you're so original bleating that over and over
I'm guessing that people going to this bar are aware of this process and enjoy it. Plenty of other places for y'all's crabby asses to get your shitty beer
People will be coming in just to see shit like that
I'm glad to see CM Punk getting other work.
I am only just realizing there are at least 2 kinds of jobs where being a professional juggler is a potentially valuable skill set.
https://youtube.com/shorts/GsMY-d3iIPg?si=5xUTGyxwyt0-vY5e
I know how to do a card trick.
"It's my first week"
This guy physics.
My barista at 5am.
I’m thirsty over here!
Can I just get my fucking drink?
Show off
Give this man all the money
Just gimme mah damn drank!
Now this guy I would tip 15%. He deserves it
this guy tends
I’d tip him my life savings
If I had tried to do it again, I'm sure I would have smashed not only this bottle, but the entire bar in the background.
Bro just pour the drink 😭
But how long is he gonna take to make my drink like this!?
Ahh, actually I wanted vodka instead
Just give me my fucking drink dude.
These people clearly go there to enjoy the show..
He's trying to get you to slow down.
God forbid you have fun at a BAR
Fun is drinking vs watching some guy jerk off a drink shaker.
But how else are they going to charge you $30 dollars for 1 drink?
You don't capitalism very good /s
30 bucks for a MID drink with A level flair...
How much are you supposed to tip for that?
That's cool, man, but can I just get my drink...?
I just want my Shirley temple
Me waiting 30 minutes for my drink.
Ain’t no way. lol
I just want my drink bro…
That would be my response too irl. But to watch on my phone, it was entertaining.
Dude what took you so long? I thought you were just getting a rum and coke? Yea…see the bartender started a show and…
"Hi, can I get a beer please"
Just make my drink dude.
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It’s like he’s fucking teasing you.
Can you just fucking pour my drink.
Just pour the damn drink, Brian. I want alcohol, not a circus act.
Aaaaaand this is why I pre-game before the bar.
Just make me a drink.
Agreed.
Can I just have my drink please pal. I've got a dark corner to sit in.
Can I get my drink today, please?
Dude, I just want my drink. Work first, play after.
Just give me my drink
Just pour it in the glass. I ordered a drink, not a circus.
Can you just make my drink please sir?
Just make the drink man. The line must be 30 people deep.
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Post it now if you want. That’s the beauty of freedom.
Ok, can I get my jack on the rocks now?
Jesus, just serve me my drink dude.
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You can literally walk down the street to one of the 1000 places that don't do this instead of being a gatekeeping dufus in front of the people there for the show.
There’s always the same comments on flair bartending posts that say “just make my damn drink” and “I ordered a beer…”
1) Flair bartenders aren’t doing this shit every single drink order
2) If that’s how they’re pouring beer, we have a different problem
It’s okay to not like something that you’re never ever going to experience first hand. Just keep scrolling dude 😎
Do you go to a circus and ask for a coffee? Same shit here. People go for the show. Is that really hard to understand?
Yes. Yes it is.
Yeah that’s cool. Can I have that beer now?
I said what I said.
I ordered a hour ago
Just pour the damn drink!!! Ah but some like a show I suppose.
No wonder it takes so long to get a vodka martini
“Still waiting on those beers”
“Hold on, wait. Check this out”
I died of thirst waiting for my drink.
umm i just want to close out my tab
All I asked for was a double Glenlivet neat. Just that.
How can you get a consistent pour like that?
What level is that? Two drinks per night served level?
I just want my drink sir
Bro, just pour my drink.
just pour me the damn shot timmy
If I want a juggling act I'll go to the circus. I tip for efficiency not flash.
Just pour me my fucking drink
Juggler taking way too long to make my drink!
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He knew that when he saw her.
Now, can I have my drink?
You could leave. Drive to another bar. Find parking. Go inside. Order and wait for a drink. Get your drink. Drink it. And have enough time left to drive back before this guy served anyone.
I ordered a bourbon on the rocks
Dude can I just get my drink 😐
Yeah Fred, that's cool and all but can I get a beer?
Waiting for my drink
Just pour the fucking drink my dude.
Bruh, this joke isn't even funny the first time and you're the thirtieth to post it...
All show but it doesn't affect the drink.
I had a bartender a couple of months ago and the guy was like a machine. Quick, to the point without missing a beat and that was more impressive cause he was pouring like he was 3 people making the drinks. Was wild.
Then your drink tastes like pure tequila because he didn't measure shit
What level tho?
This shit is worse than drum solos at concerts. Stop jacking off and I’ll take an IPA if possible.
Out of all the people posting the same unoriginal comment, yours is the dumbest. Congratulations.
I’m so glad the self-appointed grand wizard of comments could take time to be so witty. Thanks, jagoff. Now go watch your barkeep masturbate some more.
You seem like a really fun person to be around...
You’re choosing to start and keep engaging. I didn’t seek you out.