Centrifuge Shredder
  • 157 points the_big_bones

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    5 points theo_riverlane

    Perfect crossover episode: kitchen gadget infomercial starring this machine and that exact Shredder reaction shot every time another potato meets its fate in the drum.

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  • 57 points thorheyerdal

    I think my wife looks at my lathe and other smaller lathe as I look at this tool. Like of course I need a quarter ton lump of machine taking up half the garage to tidy up a tiny piece of metal from time to time?! I’m certainly not doing it with a hand tool like a savage and the other one is to do it more accurately in an even more sophisticated manner! 

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    1 points ggrieves

    offer to make dinner one night and prove its usefulness

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    2 points Just_Call_Me_Captain

    Sorry about your weenie

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    -1 points [deleted]

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    1 points thorheyerdal

    What point are you even trying to make besides being condescending? 😅

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  • 10 points theservman

    I think I'd really like this. Sadly, while I'm going through a lot more potatoes than usual right now, 2 tonnes per hour is a rather intimidating duty cycle. I think I'd need it for a cumulative 10 seconds per week.

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  • 9 points wgloipp

    I shall call her Julienne.

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  • 61 points crazyLemon553

    They couldn't spend just a teeeeeennnyyy bit more to give it a proper funnel? Also, you gotta love that the trays are right on the dirty floor.

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    29 points toutons

    Definitely don't watch until the end of the minute long video, definitely assume that it's not a demonstration and is required to be used in an unsafe and unsanitary manor.

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    4 points Rich_Housing971

    Dude, it's a demonstration/advertisement. They removed the funnel so you can see inside, and they're not serving the food. There are various attachments you can add, if you just google the thing using clues you see in the video itself.

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    -1 points Native_Kurt_Cobain

    Geez, Gordon Ramsey, there's nothing wrong with floor food!

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    0 points reb00tmaster

    it’s called FLAVOR

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    0 points IfIWasCoolEnough

    That modification will be expensive, and it won't be profitable for Frito-Lay.

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  • 4 points Lee1138

    If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs...

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  • 4 points JokersVenom

    I love how people talk about going into a Black Hole like it’s some magical land with crazy animals and you can go back in time and save the world…when in actuality it’s just that lol

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  • 6 points StatisticianTall2368

    If I had one of these I'd make so many hash browns

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  • 8 points crushin8tor

    r/dontputyourdickinthat

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    5 points Meshugugget

    It’s the Black + Decker Pecker Wrecker. It slices, it dices, it even makes julienne fries.

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  • 2 points Old-Assumption1633

    Y esas papitas? Son diminutas

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  • 2 points Reasonable-Estate-60

    r/dontputyourdickinthere

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  • 4 points AvailableCrow4495

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  • 3 points Ok_Difference44

    Why they adding carrots to my pommes frites

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    2 points OrigamiMarie

    Looks like probably a sweet potato, not a carrot? Sweet potato fries are definitely a thing, though I don't know if the optimal frying time & temp is the same for both, so mixed batches like that might be a problem.

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  • 7 points ClaroStar

    Cool, but seems very unsafe unless there's some sort of safety mechanism I can't see.

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    24 points Ordoo

    The safety mechanism is hand no go in potato only

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    4 points mr_ji

    I'd usually agree, but you would have to intentionally stick your hand all the way in and to the side to hurt yourself. This is no more dangerous than the cleaver in my knife drawer.

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    4 points ClaroStar

    Right, but there's usually a big difference between regulations for at-home devices and industrial machines. This may be in a country without those safety regulations.

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    1 points reb00tmaster

    does your cleaver go 100 mph?

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  • 1 points imaginary_num6er

    /r/oddlyterrifying

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  • 1 points Infamous_Telephone55

    To shreds you say?

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  • 1 points Yoohooligan

    Mmmm...floor potatoes!

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  • 1 points xXxL1nKxXx

    That’s fukin scary man.

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  • 1 points fresh_loaf_of_bread

    what's that for, i wonder

    looks pretty thin for french fries

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  • 1 points WayneBoston

    SHRRREDDDDDIIITTTT BRO!

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  • 1 points Punished__Snake

    It is paramount that the cylinder remains intact

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  • 1 points arvidsem

    I shouldn't call her

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  • 1 points ycr007

    ToolGifs in the wild!

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  • 1 points Necessary-Dot2714

    Watching stoned and that's my pick for the Oscar. No debate.

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  • 1 points Halfdaykid

    Just because it spins doesn't make it a centrifuge.

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  • 0 points sunwils

    food eviscerator 9000

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  • 0 points juicyflare

    That’s exactly the kind of thing I wish I had in my kitchen.

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  • 0 points No_Cryptographer7058

    how could people dare to do something like this? technology is a miracle of evolution

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