I'm aware of how weird af this seems but buckle up amigos here we go...

I've grown up in the DMV but I've moved around for years in my professional life and never really threw down any roots... in all honesty I'm probably not the only one...I've got friends I've known since I was in the sandbox and I'm not looking to replace them in any way but I'd definitely like some new friends not because they lack in any way but because over the past 35 years my hobbies and interests have changed dramatically...actually they haven't at all I just think my friends have become busy being married with kids that I have no interest in meeting or interacting with those tiny humans...I still mobile multiplayer retro game my N64, SNES, NES with a projector and sound system out of my car...

...damn you've read this far? still sound like that 2am infomercial that's speaking directly to your soul?...reach out now maybe you could be a good fit for a brand new NoVA group centered around good food good people & good times...looking to put together bourbon bottle shares, poker nights, potluck movie nights, retro gaming nights, and occasionally gel-blaster battles.