I think you might like no-bake chocolate peanut butter oatmeal cookies. You can look them up on websites like Allrecipes. Very simple recipe and you see it everywhere this time of year!
Yeah whenever I’m not feeling well I make chocolate porridge as comfort food. I have to limit myself to sick days or i’d have it every day and be the size of a house
This entire thread has killed me off. I saved the post in case I need a laugh in the future but I can’t stop coming back for more. Creasing sm my face hurts oh my dayssss
This is what my 1000 cal protein oatmeal looked like. Tasted good though but I preferred not to chew through the whole thing. Blended that shit and gulped it down in 5 min. Calling it a meal would be diabolical.
Its sooo good id imagine it pretty much tastes sorta like pudding and oats with a very different texture, they are crumbly but melt in your mouth bc chocolate and easy to make in big batches lol
Brother who shit on your plate? That looks like a federal crime was committed on your plate and you think this is not interesting? If it smells anything like it looks I'm surprised you haven't puked your colon up.
Like a chocolate mound of nuts or toffee (some sort of tidbits of treats for texture haha). That's where my mind initially went until I looked at comments. 😅
that username tells a story huh
Story of this meal
They cried and drowned the whole world
And though it looks so sad in photographs they absolutely loved it
When she smiled!
They cried because the undigested oats hurt on the way out.
What? How’d they get my pee?!?!
I just know bro is 6
Your supposed to take the pic BEFORE you eat it
Don’t tell them how to live their life.
You made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
Happiness is Forbidden on the Internet. We must all suffer in the existential dread.
😂
No, that's after he uneat it
You’re
yore
You are the first person to make me laugh out loud today, thank you
This is before sloppy seconds.
Grammar nazis losing their shit right now
its friday, hakuna matata
Wow I'm high I thought this said something about Hanukkah 😆
Don't cook or bake ever again, please 🙏
I don’t know how to
We can see that.
And we can't unsee that 😂
No shit 😅
No shit you say?
Unless…?
👉 👈
OH GOOD GOD
There's quite a bit on that plate
Good.
You can kinda tell
What is this supposed to be?
Chocolate with nuts i think, if it is id eat it
You don't say
So I’m curious, how does this constitute as a meal? Like that looks like a giant snack or sustenance of some sort
What have you made - what is it supposed to be?
Part of the appeal is in how the food is presented - The dish it’s served in, Portion size, garnishing, accompaniments… and how it’s photographed.
Unfortunately, whatever you have made is plated, presented, and photographed in a very unflattering and unappetizing way.
Start by doing the opposite of what you did here
are you gonna eat that?
Yes I did
all of it?
This is the after image
Yes 👍
hey at least it wasn’t wasted
Explain how
Eh it looks like oatmeal and chocolate pudding. Probably tasted kinda like a no bake cookie
I was thinking this. I love the no bake chocolate oatmeal cookies, but I usually dip them out as cookies…
That's what I thought, no bake cookie.
A few corn kernels would really make this meal!
KARRN?! I DIDNT HAVE ANY KARRN!!
Is that shit ?
shit from a butt
butt from a shit
from butt a shit
Ah yes, much better than canned…
Booty Poo
You indeed made that, on the toilet I presume?
The toilet is where my masterpieces are created ❤️
It's a no bake cookie!
What is this? Thanks
Pudding and oats, presumably
wdym ‘presumably’ YOU MADE IT!! 💀
One never truly knows
I don’t have enough gold to give this comment the reward it deserves. Here’s a cookie instead: 🍪
Sad. Thought this was a gigantic no bake cookie
me toooo
That's what I thought, also it's actually not a bad idea, I lovee oats so much, presumably
Beautiful username by the way
I think you might like no-bake chocolate peanut butter oatmeal cookies. You can look them up on websites like Allrecipes. Very simple recipe and you see it everywhere this time of year!
Average British meal
Who ate it before you did?
Feels like a human centipede context here lol
I mean… this looks like chocolate oatmeal and I would eat that whole batch.
Yes it is, exactly what I did
How is your diarrhea now?
Have not pooped yet, it will be normal poop tho since my stomach isn’t crying out for help, which rarely happens anyways 😁
It would look fine in a bowl I feel like. Just plopped on the plate looks so weird, lol
Yeah whenever I’m not feeling well I make chocolate porridge as comfort food. I have to limit myself to sick days or i’d have it every day and be the size of a house
I think Gordon Ramsey would have a stroke if he saw this
And by have a stroke I mean he'd jack off because it's so beautiful
Key and Peele refrence
Chef I don't know if you like the dish
omg I have had like the worst couple of days but omg your comments have me creasing 😭 - THANK YOU FOR THE GIGGLE.
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Make sure it looks the same going in and coming out
Hope you wiped afterwards
You brought out the fine china for a fine meal.
Fucking disgusting that is mate
Looks exactly like my poop rn
I also have lactose intolerance and refuse to quit dairy
✋high five stranger
My condolences
Their username though
OP is frying me with these comments this is unreal
This entire thread has killed me off. I saved the post in case I need a laugh in the future but I can’t stop coming back for more. Creasing sm my face hurts oh my dayssss
I'm home alone howling laughing with tears running down my face! This made my day!
why are you eating diarrhea
Don’t knock it till you try it!
That's shit from a butt
Resembles chocolate & wheat cereal, give me.
You’ll have to wait a bit!
Looks exactly like your username
what… is ðis meant to be?
I keep seeing people using eth and thorn instead of th in English
poo
Honestly, if this really is chocolate, then it actually looks really appetizing
Was this a few hours later or?
Is this just Nutella and oats?
Pudding 👍
Homemade?
Uh.. how'd you make that, bud?
Is it poop? Is this poop?
Looks like someone failed to make a big Kinder MaxiKing
what is it
You’re telling me stephanie jenkins didn’t make this?
Presentation could use a little work.
You sure bout that?
Wakw up babe , Giant Ferrero Rocher just dropped
This is what my 1000 cal protein oatmeal looked like. Tasted good though but I preferred not to chew through the whole thing. Blended that shit and gulped it down in 5 min. Calling it a meal would be diabolical.
Almost looks like a hot lunch.
What is it?
What, may I ask, is that?
Definitely looks like it was made by you....
Bear scat
Ah…. baked poo, one of my favourites
Don’t try that again, please.
When you say meal..
Not dried no bake cookies?? Questionable looking questionable plating questionable abt what it is but I hope its nobakes cause those are good
Pudding and oats, I’ve never heard of those lol
Its sooo good id imagine it pretty much tastes sorta like pudding and oats with a very different texture, they are crumbly but melt in your mouth bc chocolate and easy to make in big batches lol
That can either be 1 of 3 things and all 3 are on opposite ends od the spectrum of happy things
Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mud pie.
Pudding and oats?
Yes
Strange but id try it!
i’m just telling myself it’s a big ferrero rocher
Dude is eating shit from a butt
Are we using the term meal loosely?
did u make it in your stomach
Shit on a shingle (sans shingle)
It’s not part of the colonoscopy prep to bring them what comes out of you first after taking the colon cleanse stuff you know.
Thanks for sharing your cooking skills, Mr. yourpeeandmypoop
Is this mashed ferrero rocher
that's actually what it looks like
Is this edible?
Yes
ima be honest, this looks like a fucked up giant ferrero rocher
no offense
You might wana dial it back on eating so much nuts.🥜
My oatmeal taste like shit too
Bro made resident evil food
But does it taste good?
Yes
Oh is that the peanut banana brittle thing
Pudding and oats, I’ve never heard of that 🤔
Ah, yeah it was like mushed banana covered in chocolate with peanuts on it, looked pretty good tbh
Um you can heat at my house. I'll split my plate.
That’s shit from a butt.
Is this after it's been through you?
Is that chocolate in there?
Is that a giant no-bake cookie?
Honestly I've made similar things I've come a long way though
You are genius
Flavor > presentation
Ferraro RoShit
Is this a picture of it already eaten?
shittensloppen
So funny how context can make something look or smell either delicious or disgusting
I found that on my lawn this morning
Literal SHIT ON A SHINGLE
Is your stomach okay…?
Functioning
Doesn’t look too different from my first (and so far only) attempt to make chocolate ganache with chopped hazelnuts.
Human meal?
Well, it certainly was a meal, before you "made" it.
Poo poo caca
Feel free to delete this😃
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To quote one of my favorite Internet images/memes. “That’s shit from a butt.”
That looks like a giant no bake cookie. Now I want a no bake cookie.
What did it look like before you ate it?
That's a shit pie with extra shit
That looks. Well Im sure the dog will eat it.
Maybe, don't?
Brother who shit on your plate? That looks like a federal crime was committed on your plate and you think this is not interesting? If it smells anything like it looks I'm surprised you haven't puked your colon up.
This is just a plate of cat food
Star Crunch vomit
It'd be trippy if tomorrow it comes out looking like the opposite of shit. 🤔
Are you a cow?
Poo poo platter
Bro I don’t ever wana see this on my cellular device again
I tend to throws mines at my friends not eat it, but whatever floats your boat
It just looks like fashioned diarrhea
Idk It looks appetizing enough to me 🤷♂️
Like a chocolate mound of nuts or toffee (some sort of tidbits of treats for texture haha). That's where my mind initially went until I looked at comments. 😅
That’s like that South Park episode where they eat from the bottom and poop it from the mouth
Looks like a giant nobake cookie
Are these no bake cookies
What had you eaten before?
I know what you made…
And that shit looks delicious!
Perfection
You british?