Meal made by me
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  • 2356 points wh1teithink

    that username tells a story huh

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    512 points BarrelRider907

    Story of this meal

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    120 points JotaroTheOceanMan

    They cried and drowned the whole world

    And though it looks so sad in photographs they absolutely loved it

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    22 points Lt_Loveslearning

    When she smiled!

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    18 points anusbeefsteak

    They cried because the undigested oats hurt on the way out.

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    11 points HufflepuffKid2000

    What? How’d they get my pee?!?!

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    27 points Fragrant-Scholar-634

    I just know bro is 6

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  • 1768 points Best_Mycologist9714

    Your supposed to take the pic BEFORE you eat it

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    348 points TacticalBadger82

    Don’t tell them how to live their life.

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    38 points Spillicent

    You made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

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    30 points SheepB0T

    Happiness is Forbidden on the Internet. We must all suffer in the existential dread.

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    4 points Dry_Educator_691

    😂

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    59 points MouchWar

    No, that's after he uneat it

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    27 points yammmit

    You’re

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    10 points plattinumplatt

    yore

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    8 points GiveMeMyIdentity

    You are the first person to make me laugh out loud today, thank you

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    14 points Similar_Leather_1107

    This is before sloppy seconds.

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    17 points Aggravating-Exit-660

    Grammar nazis losing their shit right now

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    11 points posseltung

    its friday, hakuna matata

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    5 points wreckitralph1990

    Wow I'm high I thought this said something about Hanukkah 😆

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  • 622 points Valacites

    Don't cook or bake ever again, please 🙏

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    319 points yourpeeandmypoop

    I don’t know how to

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    411 points reddsht

    We can see that.

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    110 points Ok-Series3772

    And we can't unsee that 😂

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    72 points Express_Grocery4268

    No shit 😅

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    98 points yourpeeandmypoop

    No shit you say?

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    23 points mawesome4ever

    Unless…?

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    18 points stinkiepussie

    👉 👈

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    5 points Alternative-Matcha22

    OH GOOD GOD

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    26 points SomeOakLeaves2

    There's quite a bit on that plate

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    19 points Valacites

    Good.

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    16 points Radiant_Principle992

    You can kinda tell

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    8 points Lord_Karadoc

    What is this supposed to be?

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    3 points artlurg431

    Chocolate with nuts i think, if it is id eat it

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    8 points Aggravating-Exit-660

    You don't say

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    5 points Careful-Resolution58

    So I’m curious, how does this constitute as a meal? Like that looks like a giant snack or sustenance of some sort

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    6 points Indin_Dude

    What have you made - what is it supposed to be?

    Part of the appeal is in how the food is presented - The dish it’s served in, Portion size, garnishing, accompaniments… and how it’s photographed.

    Unfortunately, whatever you have made is plated, presented, and photographed in a very unflattering and unappetizing way.

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    3 points DrRoughNipzz

    Start by doing the opposite of what you did here

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  • 188 points Erricano

    are you gonna eat that?

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    141 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Yes I did

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    64 points NthPowr

    all of it?

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    148 points greatwood

    This is the after image

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    72 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Yes 👍

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    20 points JadedTheatria

    hey at least it wasn’t wasted

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    7 points Aggravating-Exit-660

    Explain how

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    42 points Away-Living5278

    Eh it looks like oatmeal and chocolate pudding. Probably tasted kinda like a no bake cookie

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    6 points inthemindofadogg

    I was thinking this. I love the no bake chocolate oatmeal cookies, but I usually dip them out as cookies…

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    3 points potliquorz

    That's what I thought, no bake cookie.

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  • 242 points YourLeftNutsicle

    A few corn kernels would really make this meal!

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    47 points mrbagsoftea

    KARRN?! I DIDNT HAVE ANY KARRN!!

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  • 105 points AvailableAd8744

    Is that shit ?

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    50 points Heavy-Focus-1964

    shit from a butt

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    9 points trashboat3030

    butt from a shit

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    8 points Prize_Yard5276

    from butt a shit

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    4 points UrsA_GRanDe_bt

    Ah yes, much better than canned…

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    4 points Immediate-Presence73

    Booty Poo

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  • 91 points kssjdn

    You indeed made that, on the toilet I presume?

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    109 points yourpeeandmypoop

    The toilet is where my masterpieces are created ❤️

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    5 points random5654

    It's a no bake cookie!

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  • 70 points Dinner_Choice

    What is this? Thanks 

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    168 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Pudding and oats, presumably

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    226 points sewerbeauty

    wdym ‘presumably’ YOU MADE IT!! 💀

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    16 points C-57D

    One never truly knows

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    15 points Winter_Soldier05

    I don’t have enough gold to give this comment the reward it deserves. Here’s a cookie instead: 🍪

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    54 points Key_Juice878

    Sad. Thought this was a gigantic no bake cookie

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    8 points whaddupchickenbutt69

    me toooo

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    7 points Dinner_Choice

    That's what I thought, also it's actually not a bad idea, I lovee oats so much, presumably

    Beautiful username by the way

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    3 points Lizardinaspaceship

    I think you might like no-bake chocolate peanut butter oatmeal cookies. You can look them up on websites like Allrecipes. Very simple recipe and you see it everywhere this time of year!

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    3 points No_Shopping6656

    Average British meal

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  • 67 points Big_Z_Beeblebrox

    Who ate it before you did?

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    17 points Good_Composer_8409

    Feels like a human centipede context here lol

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  • 25 points safetypins22

    I mean… this looks like chocolate oatmeal and I would eat that whole batch.

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    17 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Yes it is, exactly what I did

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    3 points star_X_boy

    How is your diarrhea now?

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    5 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Have not pooped yet, it will be normal poop tho since my stomach isn’t crying out for help, which rarely happens anyways 😁

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    4 points rigney68

    It would look fine in a bowl I feel like. Just plopped on the plate looks so weird, lol

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    6 points -little-spoon-

    Yeah whenever I’m not feeling well I make chocolate porridge as comfort food. I have to limit myself to sick days or i’d have it every day and be the size of a house

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  • 51 points REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO

    I think Gordon Ramsey would have a stroke if he saw this

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    57 points REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO

    And by have a stroke I mean he'd jack off because it's so beautiful

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    11 points Fire_Dracul

    Key and Peele refrence

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    8 points AlrightyAlmighty

    Chef I don't know if you like the dish

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    12 points sewerbeauty

    omg I have had like the worst couple of days but omg your comments have me creasing 😭 - THANK YOU FOR THE GIGGLE.

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    8 points REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO

    ദ്ദി ˉ꒳ˉ )

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  • 21 points Troubledballoon

    Make sure it looks the same going in and coming out

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  • 12 points Leftleaninghaggis

    Hope you wiped afterwards

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  • 14 points Fancychocolatier

    You brought out the fine china for a fine meal.

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  • 14 points MermyuZ

    Fucking disgusting that is mate

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  • 11 points Starscream2000

    Looks exactly like my poop rn

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    10 points MatureUsername69

    I also have lactose intolerance and refuse to quit dairy

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    9 points Starscream2000

    ✋high five stranger

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  • 9 points NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

    My condolences

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    3 points GayLeafTomboy

    Their username though 

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  • 9 points ienjoymen

    OP is frying me with these comments this is unreal

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    5 points sewerbeauty

    This entire thread has killed me off. I saved the post in case I need a laugh in the future but I can’t stop coming back for more. Creasing sm my face hurts oh my dayssss

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    3 points Ok_Honeydew5233

    I'm home alone howling laughing with tears running down my face! This made my day!

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  • 10 points eepy_lina

    why are you eating diarrhea

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    17 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Don’t knock it till you try it!

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  • 9 points wooden_chair_farts

    That's shit from a butt

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  • 8 points eltee_bacaar

    Resembles chocolate & wheat cereal, give me.

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    7 points yourpeeandmypoop

    You’ll have to wait a bit!

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  • 7 points JBELL01290

    Looks exactly like your username

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  • 6 points kschwal

    what… is ðis meant to be?

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    5 points Evening-Persimmon-19

    I keep seeing people using eth and thorn instead of th in English

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  • 5 points groovykuromi

    poo

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  • 5 points Mister_Nobody76

    Honestly, if this really is chocolate, then it actually looks really appetizing

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  • 3 points ZedFraunce

    Was this a few hours later or?

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  • 4 points ElginStunna

    Is this just Nutella and oats?

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    5 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Pudding 👍

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    3 points crsbyn

    Homemade?

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  • 4 points Confident-Hat5876

    Uh.. how'd you make that, bud?

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  • 5 points cbass12088

    Is it poop? Is this poop?

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  • 5 points SomeRandomBFBfan

    Looks like someone failed to make a big Kinder MaxiKing

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  • 5 points PinkSheeparkour

    what is it

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  • 3 points bbhrae

    You’re telling me stephanie jenkins didn’t make this?

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  • 3 points ilatzsm

    Presentation could use a little work.

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  • 4 points reactionmeme

    You sure bout that?

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  • 3 points RisottoPensa

    Wakw up babe , Giant Ferrero Rocher just dropped

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  • 3 points syd_imuh-duh

    This is what my 1000 cal protein oatmeal looked like. Tasted good though but I preferred not to chew through the whole thing. Blended that shit and gulped it down in 5 min. Calling it a meal would be diabolical.

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  • 4 points Best_Director_6363

    Almost looks like a hot lunch.

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  • 3 points DipIotator-tot

    What is it?

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  • 5 points walmart_shorts

    What, may I ask, is that?

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  • 3 points Aggravating-Pop5014

    Definitely looks like it was made by you....

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  • 4 points Surfnazi77

    Bear scat

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  • 5 points Virtual-Page-8985

    Ah…. baked poo, one of my favourites

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  • 5 points Emergency_Air4575

    Don’t try that again, please.

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  • 3 points FrostyGazelle7596

    When you say meal..

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  • 4 points Thebelleofis

    Not dried no bake cookies?? Questionable looking questionable plating questionable abt what it is but I hope its nobakes cause those are good

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    3 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Pudding and oats, I’ve never heard of those lol

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    5 points Thebelleofis

    Its sooo good id imagine it pretty much tastes sorta like pudding and oats with a very different texture, they are crumbly but melt in your mouth bc chocolate and easy to make in big batches lol

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  • 4 points VoidExileR

    That can either be 1 of 3 things and all 3 are on opposite ends od the spectrum of happy things

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  • 4 points Dry_Spinach_3441

    Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mud pie.

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  • 4 points Icy-Librarian-7347

    Pudding and oats?

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    3 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Yes

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    3 points Icy-Librarian-7347

    Strange but id try it!

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  • 5 points chartreusegalinuile

    i’m just telling myself it’s a big ferrero rocher

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  • 5 points Appropriate-Army4964

    Dude is eating shit from a butt

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  • 3 points BitingED

    Are we using the term meal loosely?

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  • 3 points Sighlmfao

    did u make it in your stomach

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  • 4 points Complete-Movie-3615

    Shit on a shingle (sans shingle)

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  • 3 points UbiquitousPixel

    It’s not part of the colonoscopy prep to bring them what comes out of you first after taking the colon cleanse stuff you know.

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  • 4 points welpthishappened1

    Thanks for sharing your cooking skills, Mr. yourpeeandmypoop

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  • 3 points jeffcolv

    Is this mashed ferrero rocher

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    3 points Serious_Olive965

    that's actually what it looks like

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  • 4 points okami_origami

    Is this edible?

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    3 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Yes

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  • 5 points Yohjihappy

    ima be honest, this looks like a fucked up giant ferrero rocher

    no offense

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  • 3 points Appropriate-Back-164

    You might wana dial it back on eating so much nuts.🥜

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  • 3 points EnvironmentalCall957

    My oatmeal taste like shit too

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  • 3 points AlexsCereal

    Bro made resident evil food

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  • 3 points lt_dan_zsu

    But does it taste good?

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    4 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Yes

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  • 3 points RSlashLazy

    Oh is that the peanut banana brittle thing

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    3 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Pudding and oats, I’ve never heard of that 🤔

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    3 points RSlashLazy

    Ah, yeah it was like mushed banana covered in chocolate with peanuts on it, looked pretty good tbh

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  • 3 points jtscorpio1

    Um you can heat at my house. I'll split my plate.

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  • 3 points Queefaroni420

    That’s shit from a butt.

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  • 3 points Ascdren1

    Is this after it's been through you?

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  • 3 points Specialist_Fun_2106

    Is that chocolate in there?

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  • 3 points yERmOMm13

    Is that a giant no-bake cookie?

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  • 3 points NegativeAttention

    Honestly I've made similar things I've come a long way though

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  • 3 points miZuBlue

    You are genius

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  • 3 points Former_Ad_736

    Flavor > presentation

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  • 3 points squeezdeezkneez

    Ferraro RoShit

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  • 3 points Klutzy_Silver7352

    Is this a picture of it already eaten?

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  • 3 points anburaaa

    shittensloppen

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  • 3 points StankoMicin

    So funny how context can make something look or smell either delicious or disgusting

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  • 3 points bestbot999

    I found that on my lawn this morning

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  • 3 points Old-Care-2372

    Literal SHIT ON A SHINGLE

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  • 3 points averkitpy

    Is your stomach okay…?

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    3 points yourpeeandmypoop

    Functioning

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  • 3 points c0d33

    Doesn’t look too different from my first (and so far only) attempt to make chocolate ganache with chopped hazelnuts.

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  • 3 points AK-2077

    Human meal?

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  • 3 points LongEyedSneakerhead

    Well, it certainly was a meal, before you "made" it.

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  • 3 points Jazzlike-Worker-7641

    Poo poo caca

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  • 3 points SEND_ME_NOODLE

    Feel free to delete this😃

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  • 3 points thundercat95

    ......select options for post.

    Selects "show fewer posts like this"

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  • 3 points gestaltshaker

    To quote one of my favorite Internet images/memes. “That’s shit from a butt.”

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  • 3 points CatDadof2

    That looks like a giant no bake cookie. Now I want a no bake cookie.

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  • 3 points YanceyGlenn

    What did it look like before you ate it?

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  • 3 points Serposta

    That's a shit pie with extra shit

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  • 3 points Token-Gringo

    That looks. Well Im sure the dog will eat it.

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  • 3 points Proud_Bar_3470

    Maybe, don't?

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  • 3 points Neat-Statistician311

    Brother who shit on your plate? That looks like a federal crime was committed on your plate and you think this is not interesting? If it smells anything like it looks I'm surprised you haven't puked your colon up.

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  • 3 points Sociallyawktrash78

    This is just a plate of cat food

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  • 3 points Broski-Megatron

    Star Crunch vomit

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  • 3 points theepuke

    It'd be trippy if tomorrow it comes out looking like the opposite of shit. 🤔

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  • 3 points tk8398

    Are you a cow?

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  • 3 points Triple-McPickle

    Poo poo platter

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  • 3 points Iamsoawesome33

    Bro I don’t ever wana see this on my cellular device again

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  • 3 points Consistent_Coach_387

    I tend to throws mines at my friends not eat it, but whatever floats your boat

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  • 3 points AfternoonSeparate262

    It just looks like fashioned diarrhea

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  • 4 points ArwalHassan

    Idk It looks appetizing enough to me 🤷‍♂️

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    3 points hollabackyo87

    Like a chocolate mound of nuts or toffee (some sort of tidbits of treats for texture haha). That's where my mind initially went until I looked at comments. 😅

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  • 4 points MagicTriton

    That’s like that South Park episode where they eat from the bottom and poop it from the mouth

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  • 2 points Former_Influence_904

    Looks like a giant nobake cookie

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  • 2 points Ett_Pret

    Are these no bake cookies

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  • 2 points Suspicious_Ad_6454

    What had you eaten before?

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  • 2 points Melphor

    I know what you made…

    And that shit looks delicious!

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  • 2 points Jettaboi38

    Perfection

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  • 2 points mcpat21

    You british?

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