How to tie shoelaces
  • 427 points Agitated-Side3041

    Oh no, I fall down!

    crack

    Well that's unfortunate.

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    168 points SaraTormenta

    Noo, you broke your screwlaces :'(

    I'm so sorry :(((

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    36 points KickProcedure

    No, your screwlaces broke you!

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    11 points FlawHolic

    Screwlaces will be the last thing that breaks

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    53 points Creisel

    walking in those must hurt so much

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  • 172 points byshow

    The design is very human

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    18 points Samichaelg9

    foot then snaps in half

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  • 901 points Thinking_Emoji

    An uh... How do I take them off

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    539 points Creisel

    you're skipping a step, try walking first ;)

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    188 points Sherlock___ohms

    i will eventually skip a step if i start walking with those

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    8 points Geekygamertag

    🤣

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    48 points distancedandaway

    It's not even on a real person, it's just jeans stuffed with something in the first half

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    24 points Jaegman69

    Most things are not people, statistically

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    10 points lesuperhun

    eh, i'd say 50/50, either it is, or it isn't.

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    3 points AveryGalaxy

    More like 51/49. The slight majority of people are objects.

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    7 points lesuperhun

    just because someone is a tool doesn't mean it's not a person.

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    2 points Sir_Micks_Alot69

    Soylent green is people.

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    2 points I_-AM-ARNAV

    You have to step first. Or , step 1 is take a step

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    87 points redhandsblackfuture

    By turning the nuts left instead of right. Hope this helps

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    45 points Sajid_GG

    Instructions unclear, I'm bleeding heavily

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    11 points Milozavich

    Holy shit, I never realized you could just unscrew things. I’ve always just left everything screwed.

    🤯

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    4 points 6apa6ax

    Without threadlock they will undo themselves.

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    14 points SigvulcanasReborn

    Take the nuts off.

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    4 points Creisel

    u/Sajid_GG ?

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    7 points Sajid_GG

    The oblate spheroids must not be harmed

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    3 points Creisel

    Glad you made it, was a lil worried with the bleeding and all

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    3 points Sajid_GG

    Hospital

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    3 points Creisel

    gg

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    3 points Yash-12-

    Lore?

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    4 points Thinking_Emoji

    Same solution as a rowdy puppy I see

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    6 points RandyFunRuiner

    You don’t take off the shoes, you just amputate the entire foot.

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    3 points Limp_Bike_9145

    I think I Saw that in a movie once.

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    5 points Kotleba

    This being the top comment is so funny. Redditors at their absolute wits' end when faced with the humble nuts and bolts.

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    9 points ihavenoidea6668

    🤔

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    3 points Stunning_Use9647

    She almost shaved the side of her foot just cutting the bolts. Safety concerns, not her problem

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    3 points PrajnaPie

    By removing the nuts….

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    3 points Thomassaurus

    You understand how screws work right?

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    5 points Sea-Hovercraft3298

    You don’t

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    2 points weirdbackpackguy

    You have to walk enough to make the shoes fall apart

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    2 points Immediate_Song4279

    "Help, my shoes have rusted shut!"

    (I know it could be coated or stainless, but its funny)

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  • 333 points MrLuveggs

    Please don’t use grinders with cutting discs on items you are wearing.

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    167 points Calm_Neat_6828

    You are the thief of joy.

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    44 points C-57D

    Grinders spark joy

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    14 points LuccaAce

    Ah, so that's what those painful little bits of light are! Joy! I was worried they were hot metal and fire

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    28 points rootbeer277

    This is why warnings exist not to iron clothes while you're wearing them.

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    3 points TheNerdBurglar

    It’s a good thing they weren’t actually wearing the boot until the last shot then!

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    2 points FoofieLeGoogoo

    I was bracing for a snag.

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  • 71 points Aggravating-Exit-660

    Feels worse than it looks

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    4 points Chello-fish

    Would make sense for an art piece

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  • 57 points MorphSpyda

    Violation. This is interesting.

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    11 points harshraj05

    Wait! ... You mean .....hmmmm

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    8 points MorphSpyda

    You see, you see..... hmmmmmm......

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    5 points I_-AM-ARNAV

    I see..... Chop ops balls!

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  • 46 points lilixxumm

    5-minute crafts be like:

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    6 points PonytailEntity

    It actually is too

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  • 23 points Genzo99

    Why dun you just nail the shoe to your feet while you are at it. More secure 😂

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  • 15 points LostBob

    This is that rage bait they talk about right?

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  • 8 points arsenektzmn

    It's a shame I never thought about this when I was a poser rivethead in the mid-00s...

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  • 7 points Sir_Rumblebump

    Stupid. Should have used Nylock nuts

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  • 7 points Luckysurvivr77

    "How you gonna get them off, nerd?"

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  • 29 points Puzzleheaded-Ball972

    That’s actually kinda cool idk

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    30 points EffectiveHead6961

    are you saying it’s…interesting…

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    26 points therealgodfarter

    MODS. Twist OPs ball’s 720 degrees counterclockwise

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    7 points EffectiveHead6961

    counterclockwise 😭😭😭😭😭

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    11 points BadPresent3698

    looks brutal. switch to black boots and id wear it to a metal concert

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    3 points Puzzleheaded-Ball972

    Real, it would be cool for OCs too

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  • 5 points Colossus-the-Keen

    And now you can never untie them because the threads are fucked on the end.

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  • 3 points seXJ69

    They should have used acorn nuts after.

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    2 points samehereagain

    They should have used deez nuts on your chin after.

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  • 3 points Nicole_Auriel

    She deserves to have her feet privileges revoked.

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  • 3 points RedSlimeballYT

    that extra leftover screw that got stuck to the front 💀

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  • 2 points Molkwi

    If, as a "man", you ain't doin' this, you ain't a man.

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  • 2 points AmPotatoNoLie

    Could you not use that circular saw while your foot was still in the boot??

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  • 2 points Hermit-_

    You forgot to weld on the nuts on the ends dummy haha

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  • 2 points GolemFarmFodder

    This is a DIWhy

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  • 2 points streeetmeats

    Imagine you come home from a long day at work. Youre exhausted, your feet hurt, your body hurts. All you want is to get into your house and sit down and start decompressing, but you’re stuck at the door unscrewing your boots for 5 minutes lol

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  • 2 points Ok_Fondant_6340

    clickbait title: those are neither shoelaces NOR were they tied.

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  • 2 points ninjaboss1211

    OP: What is the biggest problem facing our community today? Untied shoelaces. That's why I invented a lace-less alternative foot covering:Bolt-on shoes!

    Me: How are you gonna get'em off, nerd?

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  • 2 points doubled-pawns

    5-Minute Crafts be like: “tired of your shoelaces coming undone? Try this at home hack!”

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  • 2 points SimonCallahan

    Is she planning on doing some Knuckles cosplay?

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  • 2 points Mr_Pryor

    Why not wing nuts? :P

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  • 3 points ThaRealSlimShady313

    This woman is a fool. She should be banned from power tools. I have no doubt she’d also look down the barrel of a gun and fire it if she had a problem with the gun. No common sense to use a grinder on something she’s wearing.

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  • 2 points Vezolex

    Keep diWHY where it belongs, those videos are literally brainrot.

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  • 1 points Eastern-Breadfruit72

    RIP metatarsal

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  • 1 points dead-inside8354637

    Hmmm...INTERESTING

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  • 1 points natiusj

    Comfy

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  • 1 points FunRope5640

    This is the way

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  • 1 points xGvPx

    That idea looks like the most safe, efficient, and comfortable solution.

    I imagine this solution is how people with money and status must feel when they go to places like The Good Feet Store x Home Depot collab events.

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  • 1 points Active-Piece1143

    Well that’s kinda interesting

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Would not be comfortable in a working situation

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  • 1 points Ett_Pret

    I feel like if I walked around in these the rest of my life after I die the church would make me a saint.

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  • 1 points DerpInPerson

    The design is very human

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  • 1 points Egglegg14

    More like shoe braces

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  • 1 points Secretfreckel

    Big if true

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  • 1 points rpst39

    That will still come use, should have used some threadlocker.

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    2 points Trainman1351

    Locknuts could also work

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  • 1 points SpecialistPrior204

    that's pretty metal

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  • 1 points Public_Highlight5320

    Quick and convenient

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  • 1 points DixinMahbum

    WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEEE???

    Are kids still saying that?

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  • 1 points greekdude1194

    I hate taking off my shoes before an MRI

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  • 1 points KingRoastopher

    That looks unbelievably uncomfortable.

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  • 1 points BirthdayCreative5189

    Broken ankle waiting to happen!

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  • 1 points Capital-Difficulty-6

    Lostredditor from diwhy?

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  • 1 points Insey01

    That's some jigsaw shoes

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  • 1 points ThePartyLeader

    no Thread locker?

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  • 1 points CrystalsonfireGD

    HOW YOU GONNA TAKE THEM OFF NERD?

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  • 1 points DotBitGaming

    If only they made bolts in different lengths.

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  • 1 points LuxendarcKnight

    How do you buckle your shoe then?

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  • 1 points randomphonecollector

    People just post anything here nowadays don't they

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  • 1 points HeidenShadows

    Would work for my side zip work boots.

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  • 1 points Radiant_Principle992

    I mean how else are you supposed to do it?

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  • 1 points Fade_NB

    Cool asf actually

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  • 1 points terrydennis1234

    They should use washers and lock nuts

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  • 1 points Buzz_Goonyear

    Forgot the washers and lock washers

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  • 1 points brod1016

    One of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen!

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  • 1 points GimmeSomeRope

    I feel like kicking something with this on would shatter your upper foot

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  • 1 points Absentmeerkat1and3

    Shit man they literally sell shoe laces at the dollar store. $1.25 after tax. Them shits ugly and the aglet (plastic tip of your shoe lace) is probably murdered but you don’t need an angle grinder .. or electricity even .. you can just tie them like normal shoes ..

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  • 1 points Every_Preparation_56

    As smart as spray shoes?

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  • 1 points chesssReddit

    Playboi Carti gonna wear these at his next photo shoot

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  • 1 points FreddieThePebble

    honestly, not. bad idea, screw on shoes

    needs some work but yeah its got potential

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  • 1 points Fair-Visual

    I like how they used an obviously fake leg in one shot before cutting back to her real leg in the final shot at the end. Because even they know how dumb and dangerous this is.

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  • 1 points megbotstyle

    not going to lie I think that looks awesome, but I’m guessing it would be unwearable due to how uncomfortable they’d be.

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  • 1 points SortovaGoldfish

    This feels so 5-Minute Crafts

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  • 1 points Munk45

    Now kneel down

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  • 1 points Iron-Maidentm

    "How you gonna get 'em off nerd?"

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  • 1 points Dry-Championship-593

    Honestly, this kinda goes hard. I like this.

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  • 1 points ButtcrackBeignets

    They forgot the threadlocker.

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  • 1 points CanIGetABeep_Beep

    That would unironically go insane at a metal concert

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  • 1 points Nir117vash

    This is almost illegal. The internet is a fun factory for the stupid

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  • 1 points JustASillyBlock

    Hmm very safe using a SAW RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR FOOT

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  • 1 points UserName01357

    This violates the sub's whole point because this is actually kind of interesting.

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  • 1 points razorsharpblade

    I mean they won’t get undone

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  • 1 points Fit_Adagio_7668

    Weird how these arent sold in shoe stores yet.

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  • 1 points Defiant-Youth-4193

    This is nuts, but it does make it easier to bolt if you need to.

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  • 1 points FRACllTURE

    I choose to believe that the title is a question, and the video is just also op casually strapping themselves into these shoes

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  • 1 points decadentle

    lol he scuffed the shoe with the grinder

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  • 1 points Swansyboy

    That's metal

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  • 1 points iamayoutuberiswear

    This is why I've always worn slip-ons

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  • 1 points ReturnSad3088

    Creative, but... dumb.

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  • 1 points Ok-Satisfaction3085

    This is what men do when they accidentally use their girls hoohaw wash

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  • 1 points Miserable_Cars

    Flint Lockwood

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  • 1 points IcyBirthday2501

    Curse of Binding applied.

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  • 1 points CriperBross

    these actuallly goes hard

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded_Cut4588

    Lmao what's with the wrench? There was absolutely no resistance "tightening" those bolts. I hate that ragebait has become the best way to engage

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  • 1 points Eth251201

    Wtf

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  • 1 points Perry_Rhodan09

    You are screwd

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  • 1 points ChairMajestic7211

    A pro would’ve used the bandsaw

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  • 1 points Robolta

    I'm beyond locked in, I'm bolted in

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  • 1 points Mobile_Toe_1989

    When they unscrew passively over time

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    2 points MichalNemecek

    welder go brrr

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  • 1 points ZElementPlayz

    It’s all shits and giggles until your hand slips

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  • 1 points FewAcanthocephala828

    How ya gonna get them off, nerd!

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  • 1 points penisseriouspenis

    very sturdy, very human!!

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  • 1 points ChemicalPassenger958

    These dyi videos are getting dumber every second

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  • 1 points Expo006

    The design is very human.

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  • 1 points SavingsAttitude3732

    Finally something I can use to trade school

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  • 1 points mmacdonald60

    How to break your foot

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  • 1 points harlequin_dbl

    If youre gonna never take off those shoes ever again, you might as well just fucking wear flint lockwood's spray on shoes bruh

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  • 1 points FrabjousPhaneron

    Bait or silly brain? Call it

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  • 1 points YoungWhippershnapper

    Was expecting them to saw their foot off at the end.

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  • 1 points Suspicious-Ad-481

    Bro forgot washer

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  • 1 points toponym_tadka

    Looks pretty tuff ngl

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