I can't be angry though. The moment that Morty told Summer he was buried in the backyard was such an amazing and melancholy moment. I feel like I was lucky to have witnessed such dark and creative writing. And that is just one of many moments.
It definitely depends on location. This Walmart is in the South, and they're very heavy on their flags, for example. Where I'm from there's MAYBE one American and/or state flag outside the store, but that's it.
Idk. I've gone through Walmarts in various states, all southern and I cannot say any of them ever had flags in them. But I kow I've never paid attention to whether or not they're there. I could just be so used to the flags existing in the space that my brain just recognizes it as normal and that's why I don't have any for sure recollection of them existing. In other words it could 100% just be a me issue.
Lol 😂 True. Also because so many people simply will not buy something at a store unless they KNOW it’s American and full of freedom + cheeseburgers + stars and stripes. Basically it’s like a brand at this point, even if most of what the store sells says “made in China” in fine print on the back of their products.
Maybe it's because it's football season and this Walmart is near the university? In California, our Save Marts get pretty festive around major sports events, ESPECIALLY around the Indy 500, and with seasons.
Yeah this one is in Fayetteville near the University of Arkansas. It's the only one around here with flags like that. Also helps that the Walmart headquarters is only a few miles away, the Walmarts are different here.
God get me those crack infused frosted sugar cookies. I’ll do anything for them. I’ll sell my child. I’d betray my country. Get me frosted sugar cookies. I REQUIRE THE FROSTED SUGAR COOKIES
If you wanna betray your country you’ll be rewarded by paying significantly more for everything then. Double or more. And then force everyone else to pay more too.
Yooooo ive been wanting the new tamagotchi paradise ive been in three around my area and I havent been able to find ittttt🙄 ill send you the money for it🤣🤣👌🏻
You all tell me what I should want from wallmart cuz I’ve never been there cuz I’m European and wait is it true that you can buy a shotgun there?? I want that in that case 🥰
get me a plumbus while you're there please
Alright, in the shopping list
lol my notifications ratted you out you said shopping lust
No snitching!
my fault my fault
NEVER SNITCH ON THE FAM
It’s like wanderlust but just window shopping and a dream
Do you not have a Plumbus in your home?!?
I've always wondered how plumbus's were made
Everyone knows you need to smooth out the dinglebop first.
They’re worth, what? 25 schmeckles?
Give or take
That's what I paid for my big ol fake boobies
Love me some schleem.
Maybe his plumbus broke?
I miss when Rick and Morty was good 😭
Yeah.
I can't be angry though. The moment that Morty told Summer he was buried in the backyard was such an amazing and melancholy moment. I feel like I was lucky to have witnessed such dark and creative writing. And that is just one of many moments.
they did Justin dirty it was proven to be all bullshit too.
This whole time I could have bought plumbus’es at Walmart!!!
wouldn't it be plumbi?
Arkansas
Walmart capital of the world
Got it
haha, sometimes
tf you mean sometimes
sometimes i wonder if
You know, sometimes
The entire state of Arkansas?
Bout tree fiddy
Bentonville… more like Fentanyl.. Am I right, guys!?
I feel like Fayetteville was the better pickings there
do they do this in more states than just arkansas bc i haven’t seen this in my state before
They keep it in the back because of the size, you have to ask for it
Banana chocolate chip muffin
Noted.
With an XXL side of capitalism, please 🙏🏻
Yup
1 whole sheet cake please
Whoa, hol up! Thats like 4, 1/4 sheet cakes.
Nah, that's metric sheet cakes.
Alright
Since you weren’t specific…white sheet cake with seedless raspberry filling and white frosting. And a small side of lemon curd.
Garlic bread, pretty please!! (frozen, sliced)
Got it
You just made my day!
Hope I did
Oh man.. tell me you at least buy the fat ass toast version with cheese? Please?
Texas toast cheesy garlic bread 🤤
TEXAS TOAST IS DAAAAAANK LUH ME SUM TX TOAST BB
Just go for the frozen Texas Toast.
Pickles. Baby dill pickles. Not sweet pickles. I hate those. And bread and butter cucumber slices.
Thanks.
You don't like sweet pickles.. but like bread and butter cucumbers??
Yeah, weird. I know.
THAT'S interesting!
No, I didn't mean it like that. Not interesting. Not me.
Too late. So sayeth the up vote.
don’t worry babes i’m the same way, hate sweet pickles but a bread and butter precut pickle? hell yeah give me 50 on my sandwich
What's the difference? I use "sweet" and "bread and butter" interchangeably.
My people!
Your welcome
Same here I hated when sonic switched their pickles to those bread and butter ones just nasty 🤢
Still there? Get me a coke at check out
Yeah sure
Still there? Get me some coke from a dude named Randy. He’s over by the checkout area.
Can’t miss him.
Still there? I’m Randy, I have something to sell you. Don’t let anybody see you with it on your way out.
thigh highs
Alright
🙏
Femboy spotted
soon :c
A Red Ryder Carbine-action 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle
Na, you'll shoot your eye out.
And an excellent Christmas dinner at a Chinese restaurant!
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
With the thing that tells time
With a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time
Damn American Walmarts look way different than ones in Canada. Why are there so many flags hanging?
We tell everyone it’s because we’re patriotic, but the real reason is so we don’t forget where we are
One time I went into a walmart that didn’t have any flags and I deadass thought I was in motherfucking Russia
I'll be honest, I've never noticed the flags and I cannot recall ever seeing them. Doesn't mean they're not there, I just never paid attention.
It definitely depends on location. This Walmart is in the South, and they're very heavy on their flags, for example. Where I'm from there's MAYBE one American and/or state flag outside the store, but that's it.
Am also in the south. Lol
Oh then I have no explanation other than management might not be super patriotic
Idk. I've gone through Walmarts in various states, all southern and I cannot say any of them ever had flags in them. But I kow I've never paid attention to whether or not they're there. I could just be so used to the flags existing in the space that my brain just recognizes it as normal and that's why I don't have any for sure recollection of them existing. In other words it could 100% just be a me issue.
I've literally never seen a flag in a Walmart, this is insane. I'm from NC and have been to Walmart in WV as well
Privyet comrade, was that Walmart full of vodka, ushankas, and Putin statues? Aye, that’s just like the Walmarts I have at home in Mother Russia
Lol 😂 True. Also because so many people simply will not buy something at a store unless they KNOW it’s American and full of freedom + cheeseburgers + stars and stripes. Basically it’s like a brand at this point, even if most of what the store sells says “made in China” in fine print on the back of their products.
Plenty of flavors of boots there I’m sure!
I’ve never seen flags like this in my US Walmarts
Literally never. This feels so redneck. And that's coming from a Midwest hillbilly. I actually hate it. I'm happy I'm not in Arkansas I guess
Redneck here (rural south), also never seen it.
Maybe it's because it's football season and this Walmart is near the university? In California, our Save Marts get pretty festive around major sports events, ESPECIALLY around the Indy 500, and with seasons.
Yeah this one is in Fayetteville near the University of Arkansas. It's the only one around here with flags like that. Also helps that the Walmart headquarters is only a few miles away, the Walmarts are different here.
Must be close to University of Arkansas, thats the mascot on the flag
We def don't have flags hanging in Wisconsin Walmarts.
Pretty sure Walmart is headquartered in Arkansas so I get why they’d have them there
Sequin dress in juniors section sz medium
Yup
half gallon strawberry milk
Hotwheels
Just got one last week lol
Get me some Dr Pepper, please. Thank you
happiness
Alright put it on the list
I don't think you can get that at walmart
Can confirm, have looked into the eyes of Walmart employees and they don't carry that
Yes
Do they still sell ammunition?
🤨 I’ll look. Yeah they do
I may or may not need some or a lot or maybe none but preferably some
Would a lil bit of ammo work, or were you thinking more in the realm of "eh" with a vague gesture?
No handgun or scary rifle calibers (5.56/7.62x39)
if you haven't left yet can you pick up a medieval battleaxe for me? I heard Walmart sells weapons, oh yeah and mail it to Australia
4 pks of smoked turkey & 1 pkg of sliced pepper jack, please.
Thanks
I loled
A warm hoodie and sweatpants.
As an American this is the most American Walmart I've seen
Apple Turnover Pop Tarts, the absolute best they've ever done
Those textured bath towels that make me feel wealthy
Gallon of nacho cheese
Where is everyone
Judging from the flags they’re all in the boot dept (most of that store) picking out their favorite flavors.
one william dollars
Cheesebslls
Raspberry danish 😩
God get me those crack infused frosted sugar cookies. I’ll do anything for them. I’ll sell my child. I’d betray my country. Get me frosted sugar cookies. I REQUIRE THE FROSTED SUGAR COOKIES
Fr tho.
If you wanna betray your country you’ll be rewarded by paying significantly more for everything then. Double or more. And then force everyone else to pay more too.
Dark blue nail polish, my Walmart doesn't have any. Thanks! :3
Gf peanut butter pretzels. We don’t have Walmart here and I havnt had any in forever
Could you please get me some diet dr pepper and either cheese bugels or cheese chex mix
Where are the people of Walmart ?
Dip ur hand deep into the 5 dollar dvds without looking and whatever u pick we’ll watch tonight while havin dinner
Cherry coke zero please.
Stouffers Lasagna with meat and sauce. The ones for around $4.98. 4 of them please.
the will to live -- if they have any.
Cookie dough
The cilantro salsa with the green lid please
Gimme a jar of Nutella please!
Yooooo ive been wanting the new tamagotchi paradise ive been in three around my area and I havent been able to find ittttt🙄 ill send you the money for it🤣🤣👌🏻
A gallon of lube and a pineapple
Are tombstone pizza still in existence?
Found them
Can confirm they still exist and the sodium content is as high as ever… I want one now
Salt and vinegar chips
Ok
Oooo can you get me some of those frozen chocolate covered cheesecake balls
Sure
I would like thousands of rollback & more
Sure
Is this in NWA?
Tortillas, street taco size please
If you are still there, could you give me some chips
Cheese
Root beer
A frozen pizza
Its been over an hour; I know your still at Walmart. Can you please go all the way back to electronics and grab me a 6' USB cable before you leave?
Poptarts yo
Canned veggies - any will do!
I want peas
Any chocolate cookies
You all tell me what I should want from wallmart cuz I’ve never been there cuz I’m European and wait is it true that you can buy a shotgun there?? I want that in that case 🥰
Lots of frozen brussel sprouts. Cheap n tasty
Sweat pants and Chex mix
If you're still there, cup o' noodles, please. Any flavor.
All the snack cakes you can carry
Deli popcorn chicken
I eat that from Walmart religiously
Rice. Just rice.
Pepsi
and ranch prindles
Milk, papa
The 2/$3 cheesecake in the bakery.
I want 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda.
Walmart fried chicken
Sweet and spicy chilli sauce?
If you haven't left yet can you grab us some sweet tea please
Chicken in a Bisket and Great Value Cheese Whiz
You sure as Hell better show us your receipt after you check out so we know you didn't forget anything.
The Mona Lisa Lego set
Is it too late for me to ask for buldak :(( I am craving a late night snack
Nothing for me, thanks.
Can you get me a singular chocolate chip?
Pull out the bottom bag of flour
It's funny how this looks almost identical to my local Walmart out in nowhere, Utah. Some things really are the same across the states
Can I have a Twix please?
A friend
Cucumber + Gasoline thanks
Can you get them to bring back that smile thing about rolling back prices?
Photos of tweakers
‘Merica😂
a banana.
that's all
Twizzlerssss the really long ones
need 700 pickles and a giant jar of radiation. no reason in particular
To leave
When I go into a Walmart.. the only thing I really want in the whole world.. is for more than 2 registers open. 😭
Living wages for all the employees.
Don’t forget the chicken for the family dinner tomorrow!
I would like a wall please
why is the arkansas flag just a straight up an unclenched confedaracy asshole
Financial stability