In Walmart. What do ya’ll want?
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  • 914 points imawhiteblackguy

    get me a plumbus while you're there please

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    326 points Jettaboi38

    Alright, in the shopping list

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    268 points imawhiteblackguy

    lol my notifications ratted you out you said shopping lust

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    85 points According_Archer8106

    No snitching!

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    58 points imawhiteblackguy

    my fault my fault

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    19 points Fuzzy_Technology_861

    NEVER SNITCH ON THE FAM

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    16 points neurospicyzebra

    It’s like wanderlust but just window shopping and a dream

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    39 points eyehate

    Do you not have a Plumbus in your home?!?

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    31 points Dharmapunk206

    I've always wondered how plumbus's were made

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    31 points EsKetchup

    Everyone knows you need to smooth out the dinglebop first.

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    25 points Geekygamertag

    They’re worth, what? 25 schmeckles?

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    16 points EsKetchup

    Give or take

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    7 points m33gzilla-3690

    That's what I paid for my big ol fake boobies

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    6 points EarlyCuylersCousin

    Love me some schleem.

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    18 points wegajane

    Maybe his plumbus broke?

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    12 points thedivisionbella

    I miss when Rick and Morty was good 😭

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    22 points eyehate

    Yeah.

    I can't be angry though. The moment that Morty told Summer he was buried in the backyard was such an amazing and melancholy moment. I feel like I was lucky to have witnessed such dark and creative writing. And that is just one of many moments.

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    3 points imawhiteblackguy

    they did Justin dirty it was proven to be all bullshit too.

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    7 points Infamous-Donkey-6699

    This whole time I could have bought plumbus’es at Walmart!!!

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    8 points imawhiteblackguy

    wouldn't it be plumbi?

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  • 420 points Blueboy7017

    Arkansas

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    158 points whole_kernel

    Walmart capital of the world

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    140 points Jettaboi38

    Got it

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    42 points Middle_Pineapple_325

    haha, sometimes

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    77 points Falcity06

    tf you mean sometimes

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    9 points justandswift

    sometimes i wonder if

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    10 points calthropus

    You know, sometimes

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    8 points FuyuKitty

    The entire state of Arkansas?

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    4 points Exact-Enthusiasm-803

    Bout tree fiddy

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    8 points bwnerkid

    Bentonville… more like Fentanyl.. Am I right, guys!?

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    3 points One_Cartoonist9300

    I feel like Fayetteville was the better pickings there

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    2 points sparklydildos

    do they do this in more states than just arkansas bc i haven’t seen this in my state before

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    3 points timpkmn89

    They keep it in the back because of the size, you have to ask for it

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  • 324 points Aerobravoc

    Banana chocolate chip muffin

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    116 points Jettaboi38

    Noted.

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    54 points bwnerkid

    With an XXL side of capitalism, please 🙏🏻

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    35 points Jettaboi38

    Yup

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  • 144 points narrowsleeper

    1 whole sheet cake please

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    65 points 1in5million

    Whoa, hol up! Thats like 4, 1/4 sheet cakes.

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    9 points According_Archer8106

    Nah, that's metric sheet cakes.

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    29 points Jettaboi38

    Alright

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    5 points VeloBiker907

    Since you weren’t specific…white sheet cake with seedless raspberry filling and white frosting. And a small side of lemon curd.

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  • 100 points CauldronOfPixies

    Garlic bread, pretty please!! (frozen, sliced)

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    39 points Jettaboi38

    Got it

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    31 points CauldronOfPixies

    You just made my day!

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    23 points Jettaboi38

    Hope I did

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    5 points MaleficentWindow8972

    Oh man.. tell me you at least buy the fat ass toast version with cheese? Please?

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    5 points DaftOrangeFatCat

    Texas toast cheesy garlic bread 🤤

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    5 points dinosprinkles27

    TEXAS TOAST IS DAAAAAANK LUH ME SUM TX TOAST BB

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    2 points VeloBiker907

    Just go for the frozen Texas Toast.

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  • 119 points chaimsteinLp

    Pickles. Baby dill pickles. Not sweet pickles. I hate those. And bread and butter cucumber slices.

    Thanks.

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    45 points UMRKqc

    You don't like sweet pickles.. but like bread and butter cucumbers??

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    19 points chaimsteinLp

    Yeah, weird. I know.

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    18 points UMRKqc

    THAT'S interesting!

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    27 points chaimsteinLp

    No, I didn't mean it like that. Not interesting. Not me.

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    10 points UMRKqc

    Too late. So sayeth the up vote.

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    9 points sjdanielson

    don’t worry babes i’m the same way, hate sweet pickles but a bread and butter precut pickle? hell yeah give me 50 on my sandwich

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    5 points OffendedDairyFarmers

    What's the difference? I use "sweet" and "bread and butter" interchangeably.

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    5 points chaimsteinLp

    My people!

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    8 points Jettaboi38

    Your welcome

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    3 points Glittering_Diva8963

    Same here I hated when sonic switched their pickles to those bread and butter ones just nasty 🤢

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  • 57 points Anung_Rama

    Still there? Get me a coke at check out

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    26 points Jettaboi38

    Yeah sure

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    7 points Potato_Boner

    Still there? Get me some coke from a dude named Randy. He’s over by the checkout area.

    Can’t miss him.

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    4 points Extreme-Machine3162

    Still there? I’m Randy, I have something to sell you. Don’t let anybody see you with it on your way out.

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  • 97 points Fairy_Night_

    thigh highs

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    38 points Jettaboi38

    Alright

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    22 points Fairy_Night_

    🙏

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    8 points Gutymut

    Femboy spotted

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    3 points Fairy_Night_

    soon :c

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  • 46 points Captain_Fatbelly

    A Red Ryder Carbine-action 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle

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    35 points rainboww0927

    Na, you'll shoot your eye out.

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    4 points ProjProg01

    And an excellent Christmas dinner at a Chinese restaurant!

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    3 points rainboww0927

    Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

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    6 points yourilluminaryfriend

    With the thing that tells time

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    3 points sammy-taylor

    With a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time

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  • 94 points Low_Weekend6131

    Damn American Walmarts look way different than ones in Canada. Why are there so many flags hanging?

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    141 points liplessmuffin

    We tell everyone it’s because we’re patriotic, but the real reason is so we don’t forget where we are

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    87 points Salty_Pension5814

    One time I went into a walmart that didn’t have any flags and I deadass thought I was in motherfucking Russia

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    26 points bleeeeew

    I'll be honest, I've never noticed the flags and I cannot recall ever seeing them. Doesn't mean they're not there, I just never paid attention.

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    15 points AlwaysConfused37

    It definitely depends on location. This Walmart is in the South, and they're very heavy on their flags, for example. Where I'm from there's MAYBE one American and/or state flag outside the store, but that's it.

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    6 points bleeeeew

    Am also in the south. Lol

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    6 points AlwaysConfused37

    Oh then I have no explanation other than management might not be super patriotic

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    4 points bleeeeew

    Idk. I've gone through Walmarts in various states, all southern and I cannot say any of them ever had flags in them. But I kow I've never paid attention to whether or not they're there. I could just be so used to the flags existing in the space that my brain just recognizes it as normal and that's why I don't have any for sure recollection of them existing. In other words it could 100% just be a me issue.

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    3 points zvezdanaaa

    I've literally never seen a flag in a Walmart, this is insane. I'm from NC and have been to Walmart in WV as well

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    6 points WitchPillow

    Privyet comrade, was that Walmart full of vodka, ushankas, and Putin statues? Aye, that’s just like the Walmarts I have at home in Mother Russia

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    11 points WitchPillow

    Lol 😂 True. Also because so many people simply will not buy something at a store unless they KNOW it’s American and full of freedom + cheeseburgers + stars and stripes. Basically it’s like a brand at this point, even if most of what the store sells says “made in China” in fine print on the back of their products.

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    4 points ThaRealSlimShady313

    Plenty of flavors of boots there I’m sure!

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    34 points Troubledballoon

    I’ve never seen flags like this in my US Walmarts

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    14 points EdensGirl1914

    Literally never. This feels so redneck. And that's coming from a Midwest hillbilly. I actually hate it. I'm happy I'm not in Arkansas I guess

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    5 points Fancy_bakonHair

    Redneck here (rural south), also never seen it.

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    7 points Nitemare2020

    Maybe it's because it's football season and this Walmart is near the university? In California, our Save Marts get pretty festive around major sports events, ESPECIALLY around the Indy 500, and with seasons.

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    5 points TAINT_SMACKER_69

    Yeah this one is in Fayetteville near the University of Arkansas. It's the only one around here with flags like that. Also helps that the Walmart headquarters is only a few miles away, the Walmarts are different here.

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    11 points CallMeVe

    Must be close to University of Arkansas, thats the mascot on the flag

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    7 points melloncollie1126

    We def don't have flags hanging in Wisconsin Walmarts.

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    2 points Messibo_

    Pretty sure Walmart is headquartered in Arkansas so I get why they’d have them there

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  • 19 points Sea-Place6685

    Sequin dress in juniors section sz medium 

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    8 points Jettaboi38

    Yup

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  • 18 points DueAsk7939

    half gallon strawberry milk

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  • 15 points DogsCarsRandom

    Hotwheels

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    3 points Gods-Fav-Child

    Just got one last week lol

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  • 12 points GeorgeSPattonJr

    Get me some Dr Pepper, please. Thank you

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  • 18 points goofyyness

    happiness

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    18 points Jettaboi38

    Alright put it on the list

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    9 points Metna_

    I don't think you can get that at walmart

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    2 points iopele

    Can confirm, have looked into the eyes of Walmart employees and they don't carry that

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    3 points AnAuthorElijah

    Yes

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  • 16 points miniLace

    Do they still sell ammunition?

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    24 points Jettaboi38

    🤨 I’ll look. Yeah they do

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    9 points miniLace

    I may or may not need some or a lot or maybe none but preferably some

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    3 points iopele

    Would a lil bit of ammo work, or were you thinking more in the realm of "eh" with a vague gesture?

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    2 points Tasty-Traffic-680

    No handgun or scary rifle calibers (5.56/7.62x39)

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  • 9 points KingPotatoXXVI

    if you haven't left yet can you pick up a medieval battleaxe for me? I heard Walmart sells weapons, oh yeah and mail it to Australia

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  • 6 points sillinessvalley

    4 pks of smoked turkey & 1 pkg of sliced pepper jack, please.

    • here's a $20 *

    Thanks

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    2 points jesus_swept

    I loled

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  • 8 points pettypettymcbetty

    A warm hoodie and sweatpants.

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  • 9 points Speed_Offer

    As an American this is the most American Walmart I've seen

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  • 6 points wastedsilence33

    Apple Turnover Pop Tarts, the absolute best they've ever done

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  • 8 points GmyWrms

    Those textured bath towels that make me feel wealthy

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  • 4 points Afraid_Cut5254

    Gallon of nacho cheese

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  • 5 points imatyoursistershome

    Where is everyone

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    8 points ThaRealSlimShady313

    Judging from the flags they’re all in the boot dept (most of that store) picking out their favorite flavors.

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  • 2 points dynam-0

    one william dollars

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  • 4 points DogFacedGhost

    Cheesebslls

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  • 5 points laura2181

    Raspberry danish 😩

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  • 7 points KingOreo2018

    God get me those crack infused frosted sugar cookies. I’ll do anything for them. I’ll sell my child. I’d betray my country. Get me frosted sugar cookies. I REQUIRE THE FROSTED SUGAR COOKIES

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    2 points mother_fairy

    Fr tho.

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    2 points ThaRealSlimShady313

    If you wanna betray your country you’ll be rewarded by paying significantly more for everything then. Double or more. And then force everyone else to pay more too.

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  • 3 points GayButterfly7

    Dark blue nail polish, my Walmart doesn't have any. Thanks! :3

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  • 3 points GlisaPenny

    Gf peanut butter pretzels. We don’t have Walmart here and I havnt had any in forever

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  • 3 points beetle_guy24

    Could you please get me some diet dr pepper and either cheese bugels or cheese chex mix

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  • 3 points RyanReignbow

    Where are the people of Walmart ?

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  • 3 points ImmaTakinAShit

    Dip ur hand deep into the 5 dollar dvds without looking and whatever u pick we’ll watch tonight while havin dinner

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  • 3 points flyingcircusdog

    Cherry coke zero please.

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  • 3 points YogurtclosetOld3002

    Stouffers Lasagna with meat and sauce. The ones for around $4.98. 4 of them please.

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  • 3 points kate_has_anxiety

    the will to live -- if they have any.

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  • 3 points latrinxl

    Cookie dough

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  • 3 points Turbulent-Trust207

    The cilantro salsa with the green lid please

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  • 3 points Shy-Prey

    Gimme a jar of Nutella please!

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  • 3 points Bee_bug18

    Yooooo ive been wanting the new tamagotchi paradise ive been in three around my area and I havent been able to find ittttt🙄 ill send you the money for it🤣🤣👌🏻

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  • 3 points ImmortalBlades

    A gallon of lube and a pineapple

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  • 4 points ObnoxiousExcavator

    Are tombstone pizza still in existence?

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    6 points Jettaboi38

    Found them

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    3 points VolunteerTranscriber

    Can confirm they still exist and the sodium content is as high as ever… I want one now

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  • 2 points mabver321

    Salt and vinegar chips

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    2 points Jettaboi38

    Ok

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  • 2 points _llamba_

    Oooo can you get me some of those frozen chocolate covered cheesecake balls

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    2 points Jettaboi38

    Sure

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  • 2 points Metna_

    I would like thousands of rollback & more

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    2 points Jettaboi38

    Sure

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  • 2 points Saitheguy11

    Is this in NWA?

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  • 2 points WisemanGaming6672

    Tortillas, street taco size please

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  • 2 points RubApprehensive2512

    If you are still there, could you give me some chips

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  • 2 points Shoelace_cal

    Cheese

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  • 2 points SubjectSuccotash1

    Root beer

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  • 2 points Sad-Entrepreneur3219

    A frozen pizza

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  • 2 points 1in5million

    Its been over an hour; I know your still at Walmart. Can you please go all the way back to electronics and grab me a 6' USB cable before you leave?

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  • 2 points mcpat21

    Poptarts yo

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  • 2 points MisterPiggyWiggy

    Canned veggies - any will do!

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  • 2 points wacdonalds

    I want peas

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  • 2 points MegaFercho22

    Any chocolate cookies

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  • 2 points immacomment-here-now

    You all tell me what I should want from wallmart cuz I’ve never been there cuz I’m European and wait is it true that you can buy a shotgun there?? I want that in that case 🥰

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  • 2 points Joecamoe

    Lots of frozen brussel sprouts. Cheap n tasty

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  • 2 points murphyat

    Sweat pants and Chex mix

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  • 2 points l1v3l0v3l4ugh

    If you're still there, cup o' noodles, please. Any flavor.

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  • 2 points Gloomy-Holiday8618

    All the snack cakes you can carry

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  • 2 points Dew-fan-forever-

    Deli popcorn chicken

    I eat that from Walmart religiously

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  • 2 points Drexical

    Rice. Just rice.

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  • 2 points StarkOnReddit11621

    Pepsi

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    2 points StarkOnReddit11621

    and ranch prindles

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  • 2 points Welkitends

    Milk, papa

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  • 2 points LengthFun2228

    The 2/$3 cheesecake in the bakery.

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  • 2 points JackTulloch

    I want 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda.

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  • 2 points nwell22

    Walmart fried chicken

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  • 2 points TekieScythe

    Sweet and spicy chilli sauce?

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  • 2 points SmurfyPickles99

    If you haven't left yet can you grab us some sweet tea please

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  • 2 points MustardHotSauce

    Chicken in a Bisket and Great Value Cheese Whiz

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  • 2 points FluffySnowPanda

    You sure as Hell better show us your receipt after you check out so we know you didn't forget anything.

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  • 2 points somebodyonreddit27

    The Mona Lisa Lego set

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  • 2 points No-Inevitable5589

    Is it too late for me to ask for buldak :(( I am craving a late night snack

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  • 2 points Business_Swan8209

    Nothing for me, thanks.

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  • 2 points Freeisdum

    Can you get me a singular chocolate chip?

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  • 2 points kingpin-mrgamer

    Pull out the bottom bag of flour

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  • 2 points Lord_Rutabaga

    It's funny how this looks almost identical to my local Walmart out in nowhere, Utah. Some things really are the same across the states

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  • 2 points calliel_41

    Can I have a Twix please?

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  • 2 points BoringLoverrr

    A friend

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  • 2 points davedude115

    Cucumber + Gasoline thanks

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  • 2 points xGvPx

    Can you get them to bring back that smile thing about rolling back prices?

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  • 2 points SnooBeans1970

    Photos of tweakers

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  • 2 points Bob____Ross______

    ‘Merica😂

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  • 2 points Feeling-Cobbler-3581

    a banana.
    that's all

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  • 2 points Environmental_Taro61

    Twizzlerssss the really long ones

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  • 2 points randomahhthrowaway67

    need 700 pickles and a giant jar of radiation. no reason in particular

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  • 2 points Your_LocalDM

    To leave

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  • 2 points Fragrant_Grand_7036

    When I go into a Walmart.. the only thing I really want in the whole world.. is for more than 2 registers open. 😭

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  • 2 points HelpmeObi1K

    Living wages for all the employees.

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  • 2 points WhitestGray

    Don’t forget the chicken for the family dinner tomorrow!

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  • 2 points ivarsson9

    I would like a wall please

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  • 2 points Wolrith

    why is the arkansas flag just a straight up an unclenched confedaracy asshole

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  • 2 points Mr_Bunkey

    Financial stability

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