Oh, he got kicked out. It just wasn’t about the battery-powered ass. I guarantee this story is very heavily redacted.
He says right there that they never intended to be customers and were literally only there to mess around and mock the merchandise. They were probably well on their last legs with the staff for obnoxious behavior before the old man turned on the ass.
(On the theory that a battery-operated ass sitting there jiggling would be objectively very funny, and the staff would know that. Someone being polite and reasonable getting caught off-guard by the ass suddenly jumping into jiggly motion and cracking up would not annoy the staff. Unless they happened to have the world’s most obnoxious laugh, I guess.)
I worked at a porn shop. I can give my CV on request.
So, two punk kids obviously on their first time to a sex shop, laughing, and making a customer (likely a regular) feel uncomfortable when all he wants to do is get off while his dick still works...I'd have kicked them out too. and if they ever came back, I would hope they remembered that someone else's business is none of their own.
It’s pretty rude to show up to a place with no intention of buying anything and just laugh at the items available. It would likely make buyers feel bad about their purchases which is bad for business.
Oh, he got kicked out. It just wasn’t about the battery-powered ass. I guarantee this story is very heavily redacted.
He says right there that they never intended to be customers and were literally only there to mess around and mock the merchandise. They were probably well on their last legs with the staff for obnoxious behavior before the old man turned on the ass.
(On the theory that a battery-operated ass sitting there jiggling would be objectively very funny, and the staff would know that. Someone being polite and reasonable getting caught off-guard by the ass suddenly jumping into jiggly motion and cracking up would not annoy the staff. Unless they happened to have the world’s most obnoxious laugh, I guess.)
Yeah this very much sounds like typical high school/college bullshit.
I worked at a porn shop. I can give my CV on request.
So, two punk kids obviously on their first time to a sex shop, laughing, and making a customer (likely a regular) feel uncomfortable when all he wants to do is get off while his dick still works...I'd have kicked them out too. and if they ever came back, I would hope they remembered that someone else's business is none of their own.
I doubt the owner is that thin skinned
It’s pretty rude to show up to a place with no intention of buying anything and just laugh at the items available. It would likely make buyers feel bad about their purchases which is bad for business.
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