"Ms. Conception" is actually a banger drag name. Right up there with "Ms. Carriage"

+2 add some seasoning and its all good to go chef

Is she pregnant with all the spiders she keeps swallowing in her sleep?

Keep cooking, there's something there

You know when I was like 5 my mom told me that if I swallowed gum, a gum tree would grow in body, connect to all of my organs and shut them down

Give it some more time in the oven, there is potential

I'm just happy that a bald Twitch streamer that yells at his chat all day has somehow inspired a new generation of amateur comedians.

I would love if a dozen or so of you guys showed up together to an open mic night somewhere and just rattled off "guy who..." and "woman who..." jokes all night.

This could be the fresh air that stand-up needs right now. The Joe Rogan-verse is nosediving and there's a comedic vaccuum waiting for something just like this.

You're telling me gum doesn't sit in your stomach for 7 years?

What about one named Miss Diagnosis who says she can identify if you have prostate cancer but you just gotta let her swallow your cum to test

"I said GUM!"

Maybe tighten it up a bit by going like "Ms. Conception who believes in double wrapping it" or something like that to still get the pun across? Good stuff tho

+2

The Pretty Reckless coulda used you at the table writing Miss Nothing.

Nailed it

I have two versions of the joke:

The bitch is always pregnant, might as well call her Miss Conception

or

The lady is always always pregnant, might as well call her Miss Conception