Phew
  • 53 points otherpeoplesthunder

    Gets up, goes straight into the pub

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    34 points ProofOfTool

    Like a true npc

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    7 points SgtJayM

    I used to be an adventurer like you till I took an arrow to the knee

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    2 points Longjumping-Job7153

    A buss to the back

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    4 points MaatRolo

    Never guess what happened Fred, get me a beer I'll tell you.

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    4 points Talkingmice

    “Fuck me! I need a drink!”

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    3 points Inevitable-Pipe-9659

    Classic Reading resident

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    2 points MajorApartment179

    just an average day, walk it off

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    1 points Ustramage

    I'd get a drink after that too

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    1 points V014265

    I mean I'd need a drink too if I got hit by a bus and lived to tell the story.

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  • 22 points [deleted]

    Adrenaline. He's probably in the hospital.

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    11 points Vusstar

    Yeah but turned out he was fine except from some cuts and bruises. He got lucky, flat against the windscreen and didn't hit anything afterwards.

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    3 points [deleted]

    Unreal luck.

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    5 points Vusstar

    https://www.the-independent.com/news/uk/crime/man-hit-bus-cctv-video-reading-walk-pub-purple-turtle-simon-smith-footage-a7810616.html For sure.

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    1 points shalomleha

    Lmao Mr Smith got hit by a double decker bus

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    0 points [deleted]

    The guy across the street...lol

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    5 points [deleted]

    “I’m coming to help… fuck is that Superman??”

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    2 points Songflare

    This was his peak, everything downhill moving forward

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    2 points [deleted]

    Had something similar happen when I was 17.

    Got hit by a car and felt fine until about an hour later , turns out I had been walking on a fractured foot the entire time.

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  • 10 points BigWave7544

    Walks it off.

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  • 7 points sortefaar91

    Sometimes it’s just your lucky day

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    2 points Azecap

    Dunno man. Feel like this blokes lucky day was probably not the one where he was hit by a bus.

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  • 7 points LetPuzzleheaded222

    he was probably in shock and totally NOT fine after the adrenaline wore off

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    2 points Vusstar

    He was.

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    2 points LetPuzzleheaded222

    he was what? he was totally not fine? he was in shock? or you're saying he was in fact fine???

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    3 points Vusstar

    He was pretty much totally okay.https://www.the-independent.com/news/uk/crime/man-hit-bus-cctv-video-reading-walk-pub-purple-turtle-simon-smith-footage-a7810616.html

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    2 points LetPuzzleheaded222

    that's CRAZY!

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    1 points Big-Pickle5893

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nononoyes/s/CUu26O9rgb

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  • 4 points Ok-Drop2762

    maybe thats why buses are flat in front

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    3 points [deleted]

    i guess that first day on the job was his last day.

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  • 4 points CDRedstone

    GTA characters be like

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  • 4 points Beginning_Book_2382

    Bro's a GTA character

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  • 3 points Non_Human1984

    Entering animation on

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  • 2 points BlueNoodle79

    Needs beer now…

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  • 2 points nikolaj-11

    "You're late"

    "Sorry, I almost missed the bus"

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  • 2 points TuckFrump1970

    Thank goodness there was a pub close by to save his life….phew 😥

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  • 2 points Historical-Method

    Yeessss, saved myself 15 steps to the pub...

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  • 2 points ExpertArmadillo9630

    MY FUCKING BACK!!!!!

    Oh well!

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  • 1 points Show-Specialist

    Jesus! Almost hit the pole thank god

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  • 1 points ISuckAtFallout4

    My dream right here. Enough to get a crazy settlement but still be and to spend it.

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  • 1 points Meezbethinkin

    Very much like an Oblivion NPC lol

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  • 1 points RevolutionJealous127

    Wow how scary!!

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  • 1 points WasianViktoria

    They are not going to believe him hahaha

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  • 1 points Swift_Scythe

    After surviving instant Death by bus - he deserves a beer

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  • 1 points SgtJayM

    It’s a good thing that bus saved that man from all that shit falling of the front of the building

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  • 1 points Fit_Kiwi_1526

    HE NEEDS SOME MILK

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  • 1 points tylercrabby

    We call that the back cracker where I’m from.

    What’s public transport’s favorite meal? Innocent pedestrians.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    That bus said, “Get it there!”

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  • 1 points nheime

    I bet he paid that bus driver to drive onto him so he has a reason to visit the pub. All is foiled! He should've at least acted like he was hurt.

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  • 1 points dillionmrd

    Later that evening, he drank so much he felt like hit by a bus

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  • 1 points Firm_Butterscotch_68

    Hey, bartender, let me get a boil maker. How's your day going. Just got ran over by a bus. How's yours...

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  • 1 points Dufus_Puncher

    Sees sign Gun St., thinks huh… gets hit by a bus.

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  • 1 points Moriaedemori

    I used to take that bus to work when I lived there. Now I feel happy I switched to cycling

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  • 1 points MajorMystique

    Damn, gta vi looks so realistic

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  • 1 points KimchiMcPickle

    So lucky he wasnt smashed on that pole!!

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  • 1 points LoreFather88

    Gets hit by bus, walks it off like a real man lol. Didnt even rub dirt on it.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    meow

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    2 points egg_221

    What

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  • 1 points MajorApartment179

    Both him and the bus went about their day as if nothing happened.

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  • 1 points dippin_Mike

    got thirsty from that, and probably needed to clean his underwear

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  • 1 points ManagementStriking22

    That guy is Russian

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  • 1 points IMiNSIDEiT

    A guy walks into a bar… 🫣🤣

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  • 1 points IllTreacle7682

    It's the only free time he has, ain't nobody gonna waste time going to the hospital.

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  • 1 points AnAnonymousParty

    "Ow! Anyway..."

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  • 1 points GokuBlack77777

    Oh, a bus hit me? Well, anyway, let me get my breakfast.

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  • 1 points AB0UL

    The bus driver saw that I was tired and gave me a ride.

    I had to stop by the purple store anyway.

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  • 1 points Spac92

    “Ouch… oiy… fuck that. I need a drink now.”

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  • 1 points GrE3nBrothersTV

    I hope the guy got what he need in the store 🙏

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  • 1 points rhayhay

    Not exactly sure where the "yes" is in all this

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  • 1 points No-Negotiation-5412

    The bus company’s statement lol

    “We can assure the public that all our drivers are incredibly professional and trained to the highest standard. Our buses receive regular checks by our award-winning engineering department.”

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Had he stayed down he could have got a lot of compensation

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  • 1 points Corey300TaylorGam3r

    🍺 🍻

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  • 1 points n0n0nan0n

    “ A man walks into a bar…. But before that”

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  • 1 points Sugar_Spino023

    How did he back not break from that?

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  • 1 points popsferragamo

    That guy is built like a GTA npc

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  • 1 points jovansolaya

    Bros like now give me a Guinness

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  • 1 points iRveritas

    I need a beer... I feel like I got hit by a bus.

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