Yeah but turned out he was fine except from some cuts and bruises. He got lucky, flat against the windscreen and didn't hit anything afterwards.
https://www.the-independent.com/news/uk/crime/man-hit-bus-cctv-video-reading-walk-pub-purple-turtle-simon-smith-footage-a7810616.html For sure.
Had something similar happen when I was 17. Got hit by a car and felt fine until about an hour later , turns out I had been walking on a fractured foot the entire time.
He was pretty much totally okay.https://www.the-independent.com/news/uk/crime/man-hit-bus-cctv-video-reading-walk-pub-purple-turtle-simon-smith-footage-a7810616.html
We call that the back cracker where I’m from. What’s public transport’s favorite meal? Innocent pedestrians.
I bet he paid that bus driver to drive onto him so he has a reason to visit the pub. All is foiled! He should've at least acted like he was hurt.
Hey, bartender, let me get a boil maker. How's your day going. Just got ran over by a bus. How's yours...
The bus company’s statement lol “We can assure the public that all our drivers are incredibly professional and trained to the highest standard. Our buses receive regular checks by our award-winning engineering department.”
Gets up, goes straight into the pub
Like a true npc
I used to be an adventurer like you till I took an arrow to the knee
A buss to the back
Never guess what happened Fred, get me a beer I'll tell you.
“Fuck me! I need a drink!”
Classic Reading resident
just an average day, walk it off
I'd get a drink after that too
I mean I'd need a drink too if I got hit by a bus and lived to tell the story.
Adrenaline. He's probably in the hospital.
Yeah but turned out he was fine except from some cuts and bruises. He got lucky, flat against the windscreen and didn't hit anything afterwards.
Unreal luck.
https://www.the-independent.com/news/uk/crime/man-hit-bus-cctv-video-reading-walk-pub-purple-turtle-simon-smith-footage-a7810616.html For sure.
Lmao Mr Smith got hit by a double decker bus
The guy across the street...lol
“I’m coming to help… fuck is that Superman??”
This was his peak, everything downhill moving forward
Had something similar happen when I was 17.
Got hit by a car and felt fine until about an hour later , turns out I had been walking on a fractured foot the entire time.
Walks it off.
Sometimes it’s just your lucky day
Dunno man. Feel like this blokes lucky day was probably not the one where he was hit by a bus.
he was probably in shock and totally NOT fine after the adrenaline wore off
He was.
he was what? he was totally not fine? he was in shock? or you're saying he was in fact fine???
He was pretty much totally okay.https://www.the-independent.com/news/uk/crime/man-hit-bus-cctv-video-reading-walk-pub-purple-turtle-simon-smith-footage-a7810616.html
that's CRAZY!
https://www.reddit.com/r/nononoyes/s/CUu26O9rgb
maybe thats why buses are flat in front
i guess that first day on the job was his last day.
GTA characters be like
Bro's a GTA character
Entering animation on
Needs beer now…
"You're late"
"Sorry, I almost missed the bus"
Thank goodness there was a pub close by to save his life….phew 😥
Yeessss, saved myself 15 steps to the pub...
MY FUCKING BACK!!!!!
Oh well!
Jesus! Almost hit the pole thank god
My dream right here. Enough to get a crazy settlement but still be and to spend it.
Very much like an Oblivion NPC lol
Wow how scary!!
They are not going to believe him hahaha
After surviving instant Death by bus - he deserves a beer
It’s a good thing that bus saved that man from all that shit falling of the front of the building
HE NEEDS SOME MILK
We call that the back cracker where I’m from.
What’s public transport’s favorite meal? Innocent pedestrians.
That bus said, “Get it there!”
I bet he paid that bus driver to drive onto him so he has a reason to visit the pub. All is foiled! He should've at least acted like he was hurt.
Later that evening, he drank so much he felt like hit by a bus
Hey, bartender, let me get a boil maker. How's your day going. Just got ran over by a bus. How's yours...
Sees sign Gun St., thinks huh… gets hit by a bus.
I used to take that bus to work when I lived there. Now I feel happy I switched to cycling
Damn, gta vi looks so realistic
So lucky he wasnt smashed on that pole!!
Gets hit by bus, walks it off like a real man lol. Didnt even rub dirt on it.
meow
What
Both him and the bus went about their day as if nothing happened.
got thirsty from that, and probably needed to clean his underwear
That guy is Russian
A guy walks into a bar… 🫣🤣
It's the only free time he has, ain't nobody gonna waste time going to the hospital.
"Ow! Anyway..."
Oh, a bus hit me? Well, anyway, let me get my breakfast.
The bus driver saw that I was tired and gave me a ride.
I had to stop by the purple store anyway.
“Ouch… oiy… fuck that. I need a drink now.”
I hope the guy got what he need in the store 🙏
Not exactly sure where the "yes" is in all this
The bus company’s statement lol
“We can assure the public that all our drivers are incredibly professional and trained to the highest standard. Our buses receive regular checks by our award-winning engineering department.”
Had he stayed down he could have got a lot of compensation
🍺 🍻
“ A man walks into a bar…. But before that”
How did he back not break from that?
That guy is built like a GTA npc
Bros like now give me a Guinness
I need a beer... I feel like I got hit by a bus.