HEGSETH: (HEG-seth) verb. to commit a violent bowel war crime, regularly accompanied by pre or post strike explosive, audible flatulence. 1. Tommy, did you Hegseth in there, the wall paper is peeling. 2. I Hegseth’d that Home Depot toilet, I nearly cracked the bowl. 3. I had a Nashville Hot Chicken Sando, and I know I’ll be Hegseth’ing before I drive home from work.