• This is a very official sign designed to deter kids and teenagers. Not only will it not work on them, it'll also give the adults very stupid ideas.

    I know, because I plan on doing that the next time I'm on an elevator

    I jump on my elevator at work and it bounces quite a bit, enough to make others (friends) angry.

    We better not get on the same elevator, cause I think we'd be alternating bounces.

    Me you me you me you

    (Everyone else on the elevator) STOP IT!!!!