This is my usual sentiment, but people are flying out there. Had my pregnant wife and Mother in the car heading to my cousins. Was actively avoiding the lunatics.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the state, not a creature was stirring, except some jackass yelling “I’M LATE!” The turnpike was jammed, horns honked instead, while visions of galamad danced in our heads! 🤌🏼
Merry Christmas to all in here, and let this be a pleasant thought.
While we may complain about the bad drivers, and there are many no doubt, there are many many others that we drive by and around all day long that drive perfectly well.
It's unfortunate that all the negative ones stand out in our minds.....
Oh, and stop throwing your garbage out on the exit ramps from highways!!
Merry Christmas to my country New Jersey
Merry Christmas. Get out of the left lane. And fuck you. 🖕🎄🎅🏻
This is my usual sentiment, but people are flying out there. Had my pregnant wife and Mother in the car heading to my cousins. Was actively avoiding the lunatics.
Yes, I, too, drive like a saint with my mother in the car 😇
Just remember, Jesus also spent Christmas with a bunch of dirty barn animals 🎄🎄
Feels like home.
Merry xmas my fellow jerseyans now gfys!
I feel seen. May your holidays be merry and also fuck you when I see you on the Parkway ✌🏽
Merry Christmas. Now let me merge you asshole I know you see me. I love you all!
Don't forget to leave your Taylor Ham out for Santa!
Merry Christmas, fuck off, and I love you all
Cheers to that! Merry Christmas!!
lol this is so NJ coded.. happy holidays!!!
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal! We love ya too!
Merry Christmas and fuck you too.
Hey! Forget about it! You knucklehead! Happy Holidays ⛄
Merry stinkin' Christmas.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the state, not a creature was stirring, except some jackass yelling “I’M LATE!” The turnpike was jammed, horns honked instead, while visions of galamad danced in our heads! 🤌🏼
merry xmas jersey 😎
May Santa put a year supply of blinker fluid in your stockings this year! 🎅🎄
Merry Christmas to all, even the Bennys. ⛄
Thank you for this!! My mom uses the word Beeny and I swear the way she says it just makes me feel like she is being racist!!!
Merry Christmas 🎄 Happy Holidays 🕎 happy new year 🎆
Merry Christmas to all in here, and let this be a pleasant thought.
While we may complain about the bad drivers, and there are many no doubt, there are many many others that we drive by and around all day long that drive perfectly well.
It's unfortunate that all the negative ones stand out in our minds.....
Oh, and stop throwing your garbage out on the exit ramps from highways!!
Merry 🎄 Christmas !!! Dinner with the finest, rowdiest, most loving people tonight, my family!
At the head mod of r/paramus which makes me the unofficial mayor of paramus i wish everyone merry christmas
Naaah, fuck maga!
Merry Christmas to my neighbors in the greatest location in all the nation
Merry fuckin’ Christmas to the best damn state
Merry Christmas from Sussex County to Cape May to Salem!!!!!! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!
Happy Christmas you bastards!! I'm no longer there so someone have a Taylor ham, egg, and cheese for me - don't forget the S/P/K!
I took 20 laxatives and poop is all over the walls and the ceiling ):
Regular jersey Christmas
Nah it's watching Paulie getting betrayed again, how much betrayal can he take?