great...another musical to wake me up in the morning. Its like every week there is some pony doing a random aria or song throughout the town. What is the deal with Ponyville? i moved in 3 months ago, my celestia...i witnessed over 20 absurd musical numbers so far.
Celestia damnit, not again. Just yesterday, they were singing some bullshit song in the middle of the night about trust or some shit. I couldn’t sleep one bit.
Hey… I like the songs… I mean sure sometimes they do it at rather inconvenient times but it’s something that adds a bit of intrigue to my day. And at least they don’t have terrible singing voices like- …well… you know who…
Before I moved out, I lived next to a nice mare. Simple enough, she grew pears to pay her bills. The first day she set up her stall, I watched Applejack actually slap the pears out of her hoof. And she threatened her! Poor mare…
they built the damn friendship castle not even a half mile from my house. the thing looms so fucking tall my house gets no sunlight anymore, so my tomato garden is dying AND my property value went down. the constant noise pollution from the singing and the pink one's confetti canon are the only things keeping the rent somewhat affordable. #NIMBY #GetSparkleOut
I hear you, I can't look outside without seeing that eyesore. I've been displaying my Nightmare Moon icons in my window so she'll know she isn't welcomed here in this part of town. TAKE IT TO THE FOREST.
Yeah. I feel like we should restore the Castle of Two Sisters. At least for the sake of preserving history...and in the best case it will be a new seat of power for Nightmare Moon
Honestly she could move it out of the bucking town, my foal came home the other day with bits of crystal stuck in her tail because someone went and attacked that castle and she happened to he in the general vicinity
That purple unicorn has been nothing but trouble since she moved to town. I burn my weeds and get a fine. SHE burns half the town and gets another crown.
At least you aren't in the path of any of the reflections coming off that thing. Whoever thought of making a castle out of reflective crystal clearly didn't realize that every day at 10:39am a deadly ray of concentrated Celestia piss would cut through town square. It's blinded 3 ponies so far. All this and our train station is still a 1 room shack and a cracked concrete platform with no benches. We don't need a princess of friendship we need a damn princess of public infrastructure.
Anypony else having issues with the Ponyville Post Office? I keep getting the wrong mail, this has been happening for the past 2 weeks. Something is seriously wrong with that grey pegasus. Definitely gonna go to the postal service office to file a complaint!
Yea is really annoying, a lot of times I have the wrong mail for anypony on my house because she read the name wrong, can she wear glasses or something?
I dunno, Twilight and her friends managed to tame Discord of all creatures into being a respectful member of the town. If they can get him to play nice, then I doubt that Starlight would be too much trouble.
Plus, I mean, she did get a Pink Heart of Courage for helping to save the Princesses after Chrysalis kidnapped them. They don't just hand those out to anypony.
I Saw it! I live next to your house,did you saw that my house roof got destroyed by pinkie's fireworks!? Those things are going to destroy a hospital any minute now, I bet.
YEAH!! I was planning to move but the view from my house was the main selling point. Twilight has TANKED my property value for what? An ugly castle? Now I’m stuck in NOWHERE-ville
We should organize a protest, I'll provide the materials! Just... Don't question what's on the signs, the images of Nightmare Moon are just to try to help scare her off. I promise. None of you read Ancient Ponish right?
ugh, it would be faster if we can use magic, doing it the old fashion way is lame af. Like what is this, the 1700s? totally gonna skip this year's wrap up. Anypony wants to blow this off and go hide from it? lmk so we can have a lil party and link up
It's like when winter turns to spring in the cities, but for some reason we insist on doing it manually without magic. It takes all day and half the time, we aren't even done and have to do it for another day
I mean I'm from Gryphonstone so I've only passed through the cities, if you didn't make your way through whatever weather-based debris yourself... well nogryph else was gonna do it for free, so, y'know.
it is where you get giving these special skating shoes and you get to go ice stating on the lakes, although these days we have to do it in a criss-cross pattern (before Twilight was in charge, you could just have fun).
Changing the season from winter to spring, but we do it manually. It’s horrendous, and I’m probably gonna skip town to Canterlot or something and wait until winter wrap-up is over lol
Why's everypony complaining about Princess Twilight and her friends as if they don't save equestria all the time??? If I stopped as many magical threats as them I'd be singing and dancing and acting a fool too!!
There's no way I'd miss that! It's the latest trend, the princess of love is truly a beauty! I wish their family all the best
And I hope my boutique card will carry the price cause I'm gonna starve to death for that one otherwise (well luckily hayburgers aren't as expensive these days)
Nah, think he’s mostly been around Canterlot… occasionally going to Luna knows where, but I’d just blame some particularly mischievous Changelings… which could also be Discord’s fault, who can ever really know?
I'm in the store right now too. And on Celestia is her sobbing fit UGLY. You can hear the wails 2 aisles away and her 5 lbs of makeup is running. ..now where the fluff did she get that fainting couch from?
By chance, is your mark cleaning-related? I heard they're looking for another janitorial pony. That Rainbow Crash knocks over so many trash cans they need somepony full-time just to keep up with her messes. Lol.
I'm not kidding btw. Fly up there sometime Tuesday through Friday and get the nice Wonderbolts secretary mare to arrange an interview with Spitfire for you.
I agree! Can’t believe I had to finally get Hooves, Hoods, and Roofs to give me insurance. Wound up being worth it, I don’t think I could’ve explained what that giant red centaur guy did several months back
I'm fucking starving. I've been looking for something to eat that doesn't involve apples for ten hours. Every time I ask someone for a recommendation for something to eat a new member of the apple family pops out from behind another bush and offers me another new completely insane dish made out of apples. No, I don't want your apple pizza. no, I don't want your fucking apple chop suey. No, I don't want your fucking apple spaghetti. Fucks sake.
Kinda scared about my upcoming birthday...crowds make me want to cry and cake makes me nauseas. ;w; But if Pinkie plans it, I don't want to upset her by telling her that stuff. >~< Maybe I'll ask Applejack for a few bottles of hard apple cider a day or so before...
See me personally I spend the day in another town for my birthday. Nothing against pinkie I'm just Luna's sleepiest soldier and I canNOT do that much noise every year. One year she's gonna find me and I'm going to have to find another town, not looking forward to that.
It's pretty chill out here in the Everfree Forest you guys. Just avoid the wild animals. Also, there's a castle out here. If no-one moves in in the span of, say, 9 "seasons" I'll probably start fixing it up.
I've been following a pony with a rain cloud for the past week and am still waiting for them to find out lol, so far they just grunt in frustration cause I manage to hide just in time
If you have to ask you can't afford them. I went there once with my cousin from Phillydelphia. She's really into high fashion and wanted to visit one of Rarity's shops for a long time. When I looked at the price tag of a clearance bin item, my heart nearly dropped to the floor! I'm sorry, but I can't pay 1.5 week's salary for one, admittedly high quality, party gown. I'm going to stick with making my clothing purchases at Apple Republic and Equestrian Griffon Outfitters, thank you very much.
Oh cool, but perhaps somepony can point me in the direction of the town hall? Coming from the bottomless pit? I got a little LOSt after I escaped the flying badgers
At least your holidays are even acknowledged, I got into this big argument just last week with Filthy Rich an old boss of mine over wanting the day off, but spirits forbid that happen!
somebody please stop miss pinkie pie from using the area around my jewelery store as party central, it's effecting my business severely and i'm having to pay for the damages she keeps causing, i have no problem with miss pinkie herself, but like, at least go somewhere else to party ;-;
For structural stuff? Your best place would be somewhere more rural. For taste (By the Moon, those hayburgers) and culture, city’s work fine. Kinda cramped, but sometimes it’s better off that way.
Update: I don't think there's any other gryphons in this GC so this one's for the pegasi, does ANYPONY here know how to get and I quote "super-duper-glimmertastic deluxe glitter" completely off/out of feathers??? I was walking down to town hall and I set off one of Pinkie's emergency stashes... h e l p...
This place gets messed up by some such or other every week like it's an issue of Power Ponies. Can somepony explain to me how in Tartarus ponies still live here?
I'm on the left side and the stupid crystal reflects the sun so much I can't look out my window without being blinded. I hate that castle.
The library was way better
I was enjoying my Sunday afternoon reading in peace and quiet trying to keep my anxiety under wraps, when a blue pony with rainbow coloured hair crashed straight through my window... I'm still recovering from it in therapy
I’m a botany student trying to research Poison Joke and some of the other flora in the Everfree forest. I was hoping to get some research done at the local library while I’m here, but I’m having trouble finding it.
I HATE WORKING FOR THE APPLES. They’re sweethearts but oh my god why can’t they get more workers i was an entire day just kicking trees and i was just about a quarter down!! Would it kill them to give a bigger pay for this stuff?
What’s the song about this time?
Something about how friendship overcomes misunderstandings
great...another musical to wake me up in the morning. Its like every week there is some pony doing a random aria or song throughout the town. What is the deal with Ponyville? i moved in 3 months ago, my celestia...i witnessed over 20 absurd musical numbers so far.
I live out by the Ponyville Hospital and Screwloose's barking drowns it out ever so nicely.
And they keep. On. Coming.
i thought yesterday was bad enough where some group of six were singing about their cutie marks
Celestia damnit, not again. Just yesterday, they were singing some bullshit song in the middle of the night about trust or some shit. I couldn’t sleep one bit.
Fucking again?
Last night was late to work cause these candy color idiots kept singing about campfires or some shit.
Hey… I like the songs… I mean sure sometimes they do it at rather inconvenient times but it’s something that adds a bit of intrigue to my day. And at least they don’t have terrible singing voices like- …well… you know who…
Friendship can misunderstand these
handshooves.The Golden Oak Library just fucking exploded
And that was our only library too! Can’t have jack shit in Ponyville
Aww sugar cubes here we go again!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FALLOW THE DANG TRAIN CJ!
AND THEY STILL WON’T REBUILD IT!
Hear me out, i know the horned red guy was destroying our town but he was kinda hot
Here comes the alebrije to justify its apocryphal decisions.
Does that mean I don't have to return the books I've lent for ages?
So, I'm guessing Twilights is going to forget about that 3 Bit late fee I owe?
I saw that. I wasn’t sure if I was hallucinating or something
I bet Applejack can’t eat all those apples
I've never seen a pony eat so many apples
You’re not gonna believe this
And she gets so mad if you don't like apples. Fuck me for having opinions, ig
Before I moved out, I lived next to a nice mare. Simple enough, she grew pears to pay her bills. The first day she set up her stall, I watched Applejack actually slap the pears out of her hoof. And she threatened her! Poor mare…
Once she shoved an apple down my a- throat, I was traumatized and I got therapy from her supposedly cousin, Dr Pinkamena Dian Pie.
Exactly!
“Elements of Harmony”?
More like Elements of Propaganda!
Celestia forbid if your not one of their magical biblical accurate super friends cause otherwise they won’t bat a eye towards you.
I just heard Rarity say AJ’s eating a shitload of apples!
I think she’s going to get a wicked tummy ache…
they built the damn friendship castle not even a half mile from my house. the thing looms so fucking tall my house gets no sunlight anymore, so my tomato garden is dying AND my property value went down. the constant noise pollution from the singing and the pink one's confetti canon are the only things keeping the rent somewhat affordable. #NIMBY #GetSparkleOut
I hear you, I can't look outside without seeing that eyesore. I've been displaying my Nightmare Moon icons in my window so she'll know she isn't welcomed here in this part of town. TAKE IT TO THE FOREST.
Erm.. that’s kinda problematic, Nightmare Moon almost made eternal darkness!
Ponies will worship the most inane things, it is what it is
I know! We were so close to being freed from the tyranny of the sun, it's a shame that she was defeated.
NMM was literally a tyrant, get over yourself
Such heresy, one night you daywalkers will see the truth.
Celestia, Luna, blah blah blah, everycreature knows that like half of Equestria is rightfully Gryphonstone territory #GryphonTruther
Okay WOAH!
Didn’t we ban the use of the D slurs?
did NOT expect n//ghtmare m//n discourse under my post
Woah, neo-Nightmarists in 2026? Some ponies are unreal...
Yeah. I feel like we should restore the Castle of Two Sisters. At least for the sake of preserving history...and in the best case it will be a new seat of power for Nightmare Moon
Honestly she could move it out of the bucking town, my foal came home the other day with bits of crystal stuck in her tail because someone went and attacked that castle and she happened to he in the general vicinity
That purple unicorn has been nothing but trouble since she moved to town. I burn my weeds and get a fine. SHE burns half the town and gets another crown.
At least you aren't in the path of any of the reflections coming off that thing. Whoever thought of making a castle out of reflective crystal clearly didn't realize that every day at 10:39am a deadly ray of concentrated Celestia piss would cut through town square. It's blinded 3 ponies so far. All this and our train station is still a 1 room shack and a cracked concrete platform with no benches. We don't need a princess of friendship we need a damn princess of public infrastructure.
Atleast you guys don’t have to deal with pinkie EVERY DAY. (Bakery owner💔)
See my earlier post about the fireworks.....
This much gunpowder is a food safety hazard. There’s no way she’s HoofSafe certified.
Anypony else having issues with the Ponyville Post Office? I keep getting the wrong mail, this has been happening for the past 2 weeks. Something is seriously wrong with that grey pegasus. Definitely gonna go to the postal service office to file a complaint!
I keep finding my packages in the backyard, or my roof. I know they're getting to right address at least, but this is getting ridiculous.
Yea is really annoying, a lot of times I have the wrong mail for anypony on my house because she read the name wrong, can she wear glasses or something?
You leave Derpy alone! She's the best postmare for this town (not that I am biased)
A Gryphon has a crush on a pony? This will make the news tommorow!
Someone tell Gabby Gums!!
Honestly sounds like a clerical problem not a mailpony problem, sometimes ponies list their address wrong.
So I just found out that Starlight Glimmer used to be a cult leader and now she's running a school for children? Is that legal? Should we be worried?
Considering she’s friends with the ruler and stuff? Doesn’t matter if it was legal, because she’s ’beyond the law’.
I dunno, Twilight and her friends managed to tame Discord of all creatures into being a respectful member of the town. If they can get him to play nice, then I doubt that Starlight would be too much trouble.
Plus, I mean, she did get a Pink Heart of Courage for helping to save the Princesses after Chrysalis kidnapped them. They don't just hand those out to anypony.
That’s what I’ve been saying.
They befriended Discord and she single-handedly got the Changelings to stop bothering us, I think we’ll be fine dealing with her.
I KEPT SAYING THIS BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME.
My window just got shattered by one of Pinkie's fireworks....
And you ain’t getting a single bit for repairs from that pink walking disaster of joy
I was just gonna use some old fashioned gryphon creativity -- that is to say, I'm just going to board it up and hope I don't freeze to death.
Let’s call the pony with the window cutie mark. I think her name is Windexie. Long lost cousin of Trixie.
I Saw it! I live next to your house,did you saw that my house roof got destroyed by pinkie's fireworks!? Those things are going to destroy a hospital any minute now, I bet.
It’s hard to look out my window because Twilight’s castle keeps blocking my view!
YEAH!! I was planning to move but the view from my house was the main selling point. Twilight has TANKED my property value for what? An ugly castle? Now I’m stuck in NOWHERE-ville
YES!!! having the same problem
We should organize a protest, I'll provide the materials! Just... Don't question what's on the signs, the images of Nightmare Moon are just to try to help scare her off. I promise. None of you read Ancient Ponish right?
I do
My house is just gone so I think it was discord's doing and he is friends with twilight so I blame her
Another reason I'm glad I moved into the outskirts. Castle's just an eyesore in the distance rather than a direct obtrusion.
It looking like a rude gesture used by gryphons doesn’t help either I bet.
At least I'm not the only one...
Of course you aren’t, it kinda just drops the value of the entire area around it just from its appearance but it’s good for business
Who wants a stone touched by a princess!?
A real item owned by Alicorn Twilight, her favorite book!?
Soil from the spot of Princess Twilight ascension into Alicornhood!?
Anypony else see who Mayor Mare had over for “dinner” last night? ☕️😏
Ommigosh spill?
Well I don’t want to be rude but let’s just say somepony was getting a barnyard bargain on “back rubs” last night…🤭
Mayor Mare will actually kill you if you don't delete this </3
The way my jaw actually dropped
OMC NO WAY 💅💅💅💅
WHO WAS IT?!?! SPILL💖💖
Ooooooooooooooh, that is some juicy gossip. Frankly, though, I wouldn't be surprised; his wife always came off as a real piece of work.
Guys I need to rehome my iguana, is fluttershy taking in new animals right now?
Her sanctuary is expanding I heard
When is she not
Who's ready for winter wrap-up??
ugh, it would be faster if we can use magic, doing it the old fashion way is lame af. Like what is this, the 1700s? totally gonna skip this year's wrap up. Anypony wants to blow this off and go hide from it? lmk so we can have a lil party and link up
I’ll pull up if I can bring the crystal bong.
Can i bring my “friendship dust”
I was planning on hibernating the rest of winter and waking up after the wrap-up. I don't care if that's not good for me, I am TIRED.
I want to be on the cloud team!
I'm still new to Ponyville what in Tartarus is winter wrap-up??
Absolute nightmare, i'm telling you, at least things got better when Twilight started organizing this because Mayor Mare didn't do crap.
It's like when winter turns to spring in the cities, but for some reason we insist on doing it manually without magic. It takes all day and half the time, we aren't even done and have to do it for another day
I mean I'm from Gryphonstone so I've only passed through the cities, if you didn't make your way through whatever weather-based debris yourself... well nogryph else was gonna do it for free, so, y'know.
it is where you get giving these special skating shoes and you get to go ice stating on the lakes, although these days we have to do it in a criss-cross pattern (before Twilight was in charge, you could just have fun).
Changing the season from winter to spring, but we do it manually. It’s horrendous, and I’m probably gonna skip town to Canterlot or something and wait until winter wrap-up is over lol
Me!!! Im ready to bring in Spring!
My wife was banished to the moon again
That’s rough buddy
Elite reference
Why's everypony complaining about Princess Twilight and her friends as if they don't save equestria all the time??? If I stopped as many magical threats as them I'd be singing and dancing and acting a fool too!!
I’m not ungrateful for them, I just feel the songs can be a bit much
Because they cause ‘just a bit’ of property damage doing said saving. And the fact that most specifically try to target those six?
Did you guys see Cadence’s last dress?
Oh my gosh yes! It inspired my latest painting! ☺️
There's no way I'd miss that! It's the latest trend, the princess of love is truly a beauty! I wish their family all the best
And I hope my boutique card will carry the price cause I'm gonna starve to death for that one otherwise (well luckily hayburgers aren't as expensive these days)
"Y'all don't have any normal forest around here? Can't have sheep in Ponyville," – a tourist kirin.
The Everfree has gotten a BIT less dangerous recently
"Would still be nice to not have a chance of getting in a fight with some nasty creature. Like, ain't want to burn it all by accident."
I went for a walk last night and nearly got ATE by one of those Tartarus-damned tree wolves!
Has anypony seen my house I can't find it was discord in town again
Nah, think he’s mostly been around Canterlot… occasionally going to Luna knows where, but I’d just blame some particularly mischievous Changelings… which could also be Discord’s fault, who can ever really know?
Taking houses is Discord's gimmick, not ours. We take over houses thank you very much.
On a related note, we're going to need you to make a few thousand copies of your back door key, we're building a Vacation Hive in your basement.
ts why im moving to canterlot
Brother I hope you’re making ALOT of bits cause it’s expensive there
yea you're better off going to manehattan or vanhoover
Anything but Detrot.
i think less shit happens in canterlot? but the things that do happen are like, world-ending
Trust me, not too much better there. If you’re a hoity toity type, you’ll probably fit in, but I’d just say go to a different town.
Thix rook me 2 hiors 2 type
The white purple mane horse is wearing a satin robe and crying in the ice cream isle again
I'm in the store right now too. And on Celestia is her sobbing fit UGLY. You can hear the wails 2 aisles away and her 5 lbs of makeup is running. ..now where the fluff did she get that fainting couch from?
Genuinely considering moving back to Cloudsdale but getting a job up there is impossible when your cutie mark isn't related to weather
By chance, is your mark cleaning-related? I heard they're looking for another janitorial pony. That Rainbow Crash knocks over so many trash cans they need somepony full-time just to keep up with her messes. Lol.
I'm not kidding btw. Fly up there sometime Tuesday through Friday and get the nice Wonderbolts secretary mare to arrange an interview with Spitfire for you.
I’m all for music sung in good faith but this is the fifth night in a row
I’d move to another city if it wasn’t so cheap to live here
The natural and (let’s be honest here) unnatural disasters make living here a little stressful, but you can’t argue with the housing prices!
Just make sure you have good insurance
I agree! Can’t believe I had to finally get Hooves, Hoods, and Roofs to give me insurance. Wound up being worth it, I don’t think I could’ve explained what that giant red centaur guy did several months back
We orchestrate "changeling sightings" like "rent-lowering gunshots". You're welcome.
Can someone get a hold of Fluttershy 😭😭 Discord left a floating shower running outside my cottage, and it's flooding my yard
She’s gotta get a tighter leash on that man
Swear to Celestia 😮💨
This one time I overheard her say "I want to marry Discord". Nopony believes me, but it's true.
I'm fucking starving. I've been looking for something to eat that doesn't involve apples for ten hours. Every time I ask someone for a recommendation for something to eat a new member of the apple family pops out from behind another bush and offers me another new completely insane dish made out of apples. No, I don't want your apple pizza. no, I don't want your fucking apple chop suey. No, I don't want your fucking apple spaghetti. Fucks sake.
Have you tried them? Those Apples are aggressive with their marketing but the apple spaghetti is actually pretty good
I just don't like apples :(
Kinda scared about my upcoming birthday...crowds make me want to cry and cake makes me nauseas. ;w; But if Pinkie plans it, I don't want to upset her by telling her that stuff. >~< Maybe I'll ask Applejack for a few bottles of hard apple cider a day or so before...
See me personally I spend the day in another town for my birthday. Nothing against pinkie I'm just Luna's sleepiest soldier and I canNOT do that much noise every year. One year she's gonna find me and I'm going to have to find another town, not looking forward to that.
Seriously Pinkie your fun and all, but you do not need to throw a town wide party every five seconds
ACK RARITY’S FABRIC FLEW THROUGH MY WINDOW FOR THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK
I know, it's been interrupting my ritual! Darkness take her!
You think the singing is bad?
Try living next to the Everfree; everyone thinks you're mad just because the clouds move by themselves and you aren't worried about it...
Girl move 😭 the timberwolves are gonna get you
Either Tree Hugger and I had too much of her good brownies, or did I just see two rainbooms explode
Rainbow Dash is probably pulling some stunt again
Hey does anyone have supplies for Fluttershys sanctuary? I've been helping her out and we need a restock.
Check with Dr Fauna
guys I'm hearing about a pony in a different town named Soundscratch is controlling ponies with her guitar or something..
Eh, that will be dealt with in 20 to 40 minutes
It's pretty chill out here in the Everfree Forest you guys. Just avoid the wild animals. Also, there's a castle out here. If no-one moves in in the span of, say, 9 "seasons" I'll probably start fixing it up.
I’m bored I’m going outside,oh music I’ll dance
Just moved here, this one pony just gave a huge celebration….. I think we’re married now? Idk
…Honestly, marrying a new arrival would not be the weirdest thing she’s done.
I've been following a pony with a rain cloud for the past week and am still waiting for them to find out lol, so far they just grunt in frustration cause I manage to hide just in time
Brother you cannot have this much free time
do anypony know what are rarity dress prices?
If you have to ask you can't afford them. I went there once with my cousin from Phillydelphia. She's really into high fashion and wanted to visit one of Rarity's shops for a long time. When I looked at the price tag of a clearance bin item, my heart nearly dropped to the floor! I'm sorry, but I can't pay 1.5 week's salary for one, admittedly high quality, party gown. I'm going to stick with making my clothing purchases at Apple Republic and Equestrian Griffon Outfitters, thank you very much.
Hey everypony! Just wanted to remind you all that the support group for Discord's victims is meeting at the town hall today!
If one of you fine ponies could check up on Mrs. Turnip along the way, that'd be great - the poor mare is still not used to all the extra legs.
Oh cool, but perhaps somepony can point me in the direction of the town hall? Coming from the bottomless pit? I got a little LOSt after I escaped the flying badgers
Hearthswarming had become way too capitalism centred 🥱 sorry idk if that’s a hot take for any pony but had to say it
At least your holidays are even acknowledged, I got into this big argument just last week with
Filthy Richan old boss of mine over wanting the day off, but spirits forbid that happen!When the Apples Cider day
Some pony tell Princess Celestia and Princess Luna
somebody please stop miss pinkie pie from using the area around my jewelery store as party central, it's effecting my business severely and i'm having to pay for the damages she keeps causing, i have no problem with miss pinkie herself, but like, at least go somewhere else to party ;-;
Don't be so rude, darling. smh
found rarity's alt
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(hooves and keyboards do not work well together)
anycreature know a good place for a gryphon? I swear if I see another hayburger place I'll crash out
For structural stuff? Your best place would be somewhere more rural. For taste (By the Moon, those hayburgers) and culture, city’s work fine. Kinda cramped, but sometimes it’s better off that way.
the light reflecting off of twilight's castle made my cousin blind. who the buck makes castles out of crystal?
Update: I don't think there's any other gryphons in this GC so this one's for the pegasi, does ANYPONY here know how to get and I quote "super-duper-glimmertastic deluxe glitter" completely off/out of feathers??? I was walking down to town hall and I set off one of Pinkie's emergency stashes... h e l p...
Ask Zecora, she has remedies for literally everything
I swear Rarity's shop is for money laundering. I can't recall the last time I saw someone wear a dress
My friend moved to Manehattan for work and I miss her
OH CELESTIA! Someone get Pinkie Pie! WEVE GOT PARASPRITES AGAIN!
Is the boutique open today or is Rarity out of town again? I was hoping to make an appointment about a dress.
Apparently she’s on some business thing in Manehatten
Rarity stay icing me out go shop with her
Aye everypony who’s the dragon with different animal limbs calling himself “discord”?
I thought he was the like, partner of that nervous wreck with the animal sanctuary?
Anyone else think that mint pony is weird AF? Always sitting stone and talking about fingers. Why is she not on meds?
You didn’t hear it from me, but apparently Twilight’s talked to her about those “human” things she always is ranting about… maybe she’s onto something
So like there is definintely something going on between Fluttershy and discord right?
I cant be the only one right?
Why the fuck are those bitches singing about friendship in the middle of the night again?
Why is the sun gone AGAIN??
Discord probably doing some prank again
They sing every other day and everyone there has to break into a chorus and drop what they are doing
This place gets messed up by some such or other every week like it's an issue of Power Ponies. Can somepony explain to me how in Tartarus ponies still live here?
I'm on the left side and the stupid crystal reflects the sun so much I can't look out my window without being blinded. I hate that castle. The library was way better
Umm... Derpy crashed into a tree this morning? She's still there. Is... Is anyone gonna like check on her?
Shut it I want my sleep
…They still doing that? It’s been, what, three years? See, this is why I moved to Manehatten. Least the ponies here mind their business.
Why do I hear music?
Yeah, also The Princess of Friendship's new castle looks like she's giving us the finger!
I was enjoying my Sunday afternoon reading in peace and quiet trying to keep my anxiety under wraps, when a blue pony with rainbow coloured hair crashed straight through my window... I'm still recovering from it in therapy
What's happening to Ponyville?
I am in the crystal empire.
I’m a botany student trying to research Poison Joke and some of the other flora in the Everfree forest. I was hoping to get some research done at the local library while I’m here, but I’m having trouble finding it.
This is going to sound tinfoil hat as buck but I'm pretty sure the clockmaker might just be an alien. Watched his house dissapear the other day..
hey everypony we should abolish the monarchy or something
I HATE WORKING FOR THE APPLES. They’re sweethearts but oh my god why can’t they get more workers i was an entire day just kicking trees and i was just about a quarter down!! Would it kill them to give a bigger pay for this stuff?