I wish that, instead of being its heart, Reddit was the liver of the internet

17 points JaggedMetalOs

Granted, Reddit is now a filter that collects the Internet's most toxic... oh hold on someone else already did this wish before.

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5 points bringmetolife1998

*dramatic gasp 😱

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2 points Liraeyn

Objection, liver is useful

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3 points shotsallover

Yeah. It's an organ that filters and holds the body's toxins. Just like Reddit.

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1 points LightEarthWolf96

So then what is twitter

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2 points Jackelberry1992

The anus

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5 points Equal_Attention_7145

Uh... granted, I guess.

Reddit is now the place where all the useless toxic sludge of the Internet gets dumped in order to... oh wait.

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2 points ImpossibleAd7376

Wish not granted Reddit is the outhouse of the internet and not the heart

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2 points bringmetolife1998

:'3

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1 points daaangerz0ne

"The liver is a key organ in the body's waste management system, and it actively both removes waste and recycles useful components from certain waste products."

This sounds more like Reddit than the heart.

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1 points Objective_Suspect_

Granted, whatever that means.

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