I wish I was able to finish this sente

25 points one_last_cow

Granted.

...nce of 25 to life the judge handed me at the trial.

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3 points Equal_Attention_7145

Granted.

nce before I hit the ground.

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2 points moniii58

Grant-! Now nobody is able to finish thier sen-

What have you-

I ha-

Te- You-

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3 points Downtown-Push6535

r/redditsni

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2 points IcyManipulator69

Granted. The monkeyspaw grabs your hand and forces your fingers to finish the sentence using American Sign Language. At the end of the sentence, the paw grabs your tongue, and pulls it out…completely… so you can only communicate by sign language from now on

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3 points Thunderclone_1

Granted.

Your bottle of sente dermal repair cream will run out next time you use it.

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1 points LegDayLass

Granted, finish is subjective and the paw considers this a complete sente

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1 points Wise-Advert

Granted, howe

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1 points LobosJones

Granted,

You blackout and wakeup locked in a truckstop bathroom with a gloryhole on the wall and a girthy member hanging out of it tattooed 'this sente'. The man on the other side of the wall throws a bag of crystal meth and a crackpipe through the hole and tells you to hurry up and get to suckin.

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1 points exarobibliologist

That escalated quickly!

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2 points LobosJones

It met the wish requirements right? Plus free drugs.

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1 points Electronic-Air4876

granted.

nce.

The paw thinks this is a sma

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