An electrical short causes the building you're in to catch ablaze. You drop the paw in panic and flee. The building burns to the ground, leaving only ash. However, the extreme heat killed all the harmful organisms on it while The Paw remains miraculously intact
It tastes like ash and burnt flesh. The taste is so revolting you immediately begin vomiting, retching so hard you damage your esophagus. You now are unable to eat normally, and will use an IV drip for the rest of your life
Granted. But when you put it in your mouth, the finger curls. It is stuck there, you are unable to eat anything or speak clearly. The only solution is to live with it, or have your bottom jaw permanently removed.
Granted. The paw disinfects itself with a burst of ionizing radiation. You are free to put it in your mouth for the few minutes you have before dying of catastrophic radiation poisoning.
Granted. You are compelled to put it in your mouth and it gets stuck there permanently.
The Finger Curls...
An electrical short causes the building you're in to catch ablaze. You drop the paw in panic and flee. The building burns to the ground, leaving only ash. However, the extreme heat killed all the harmful organisms on it while The Paw remains miraculously intact
Then I pick it up and put it in my mouth. wish granted
It tastes like ash and burnt flesh. The taste is so revolting you immediately begin vomiting, retching so hard you damage your esophagus. You now are unable to eat normally, and will use an IV drip for the rest of your life
It becomes sentient and starts trying to damage your mouth in all means possible.
it already is sentient
As in moves by itself, like Thing.
Granted, you choke to death on it.
Granted. The paw douses itself in a potent toxin that kills all germs and other organisms.
Granted. It tastes like rotting monkey and a finger just broke off.
Granted, you do realize monkeys carry prion diseases right?
That's why i wished for it to disinfect itself
But you said germs and organisms, and prions are neither
TIL thanks
The finger curls.
You wake up the next morning and the paw is immaculately clean.
You do as you planned: you put it in your mouth.
Bleach shoots out of it, into your throat.
Enjoy your trip to the hospital and / or death!
Granted. Toxins of various kinds are not germs or organisms.
You thought it was disinfected and safe to put in your mouth, but the paw chose to grow spiny hairs with gympietides on it.
Now you have essentially done the equivalent of putting a bunch of Gympie-Gympie leaves in your mouth.
Granted. It is clean enough to put in your mouth but only accepts going up your butt. Cheers
Granted. But when you put it in your mouth, the finger curls. It is stuck there, you are unable to eat anything or speak clearly. The only solution is to live with it, or have your bottom jaw permanently removed.
Granted, it is an organism. it too disappears. you could put it in your mouth, if you can find it
Granted. The mental health hospital has been called to your address.
I see no problems granting this wish without downsides.
If you are at a point in your life where you are putting monkey paws in your mouth, then you've suffered enough.
Although, it would probably not taste great, so thats a downside, but maybe you've already acquired the taste and don't mind it.
Granted. The paw disinfects itself with a burst of ionizing radiation. You are free to put it in your mouth for the few minutes you have before dying of catastrophic radiation poisoning.