I wish that this wish did nothing

I wish for peace on Earth for Christmas.

I wish that when I die I can resurrect when I can actually help people and have a purpose. Leading to things being more peaceful and fair.

I wish I was able to finish this sente

I wish that, instead of being its heart, Reddit was the liver of the internet

I wish every movie theatre in the world allowed me to watch any movie of my choosing for free anytime I want with free drinks and popcorn and free refills for both included

I wish to be the best possible person for all inter-social roles I will ever occupy: the best son, the best boyfriend, the best husband, the best coworker, the best father, the best citizen, etc.

I wish all the rocks on the planet starts trasforming in different sizes clones of Dwayne Johnson

I wish to be friends with a talking shark and a robot. And we'll travel across the country in a taco truck solving mysteries. I've never had any friends before, but I hope we can be the best of friends for a very long time.

I wish the monkey's paw would disenfect itself from all harmful germs and organisms so i can put it in my mouth

I wish that the Asshole genie subreddit shuts down for 3 days. Not due to controversy or anything terrible happening. Keep this a secret between me and you so they won't know I wished this.

I wish the monkeys paw will curl a finger

I wish for a plate of Razz and black berries. A big plate decorated in beautiful half razzberry and half blackberry. They will both be sweet and there is nothing in them that can kill a human.

I wish that everyone used "data" as either singular OR plural, I don't care so long as we are all consistent.

I wish the consequence was actually proportional to my wish

I wish for there to be an alphabet song but for phonemes

I wish that pokemon wind and waves (Gen 10) takes 10 years to develop and release.

I wish for Hollow Knight Zoteboat to be real someday. Doesnt matter when, just to be. ...not made by ea.

I wish for a dollar that woud not double triple itself every day

I wish to sabotage all AI generation so that it all looks like a glitchy mess, no matter what is prompted, and becomes so buggy and temperamental that it's rendered all but completely useless to anyone who uses it.

I wish I had a cup that could fill with any liquid I wished by saying the name of the liquid and tapping the cup three times.

I wish I had my own soundtrack that plays as I go by my day

I wish for Nova to destroy Planet Popstar.

I wish I was born and raised by my biological parents but we don't die or get cancer!

I wish that every abuser who calls their kid “delusional” would suddenly be unable to lie for like… three straight days around them, no matter how hard they try