They might as well have signed Billy Dee Williams. At least then they'd have the coolest Lando possible.

Or if we're gonna have an Arcia on the team again, at least Where's Waldo was entertaining and could hit for a respectable WRC+. 33 from Lando last year. But I guess at least if he's going to hit like shit, at least he can play a almost passable shortstop... 🤬

Even Terry Ryan is cringing at these moves...

  • Who says they're even shopping?

  • Have you paid attention at all the past 3 years? How is any of this surprising

  • Check out. Quit enabling.  Start planning other summer activities.

    Best thing we can all do right now is ignore the team, both with our attention and our wallets

  • Arcia is a minor league contract. Suuuuuuuper low risk.

    Yeah I hate the Pohlad's as much as anybody but getting angry about any minor league signing is just silly.

    If you don't think he's making the team out of spring training when we have nobody else that can play even remotely passable at shortstop, I don't know what team y'all have been watching lately. Like I said, even Terry Ryan is cringing at how horrid these signings are.

  • Bargain bin?

    They haven't even made it out of the lost and found bin.

    Eventually they'll find their way to Dig and Save.

  • They don’t care. They will field a AA team and not give a single fuck. Why? That’s more profitable than fielding anything resembling a real MLB roster.

    No ceiling, no floor, no rules! Just profit

  • You think this is bad? They still need to fill out the bullpen.

  • Pohlads are a complete fucking joke. They hate you, they hate me, they hate the team, they hate baseball.

  • This really isn't anything knew unfortunately, I'm sure they'll find some rent-a-dents in February and after spring training's started in March to sign cheap, I'm not saying they'll be at all good, but that's how this org has operated under Failvey.

  • An amalgamation of never-has-beens and never-will-bes and a couple good players desperately looking to be traded.

    Your 2026 Minnesota Twins!

  • Nosing through the scratch and dent pile is not shopping.

  • Tortuga could be resigned. A fan favorite.