Balearic island cave goat or myotragus balearicus, that went extinct ~3000-4000BCE, is the only known species of goat to have forward facing eyes
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  • 894 points Jam_Sees

    Front facing eyes? Does that mean we  had predator goats?

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    335 points DirectionSolid9113

    Maybe that’s why they’re extinct.

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    164 points GatePorters

    They were goats, but they weren’t GOATs

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    76 points i_am_a_shoe

    you bleat me to it

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    Getting the first reply is just shear luck

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    15 points mjt1105

    Would it be-hoof you to give more information?

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    15 points Putrid_Clue_2127

    You guys need to stop kidding around

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    11 points Scribblebonx

    Puns make me horny...

    Too far?

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    3 points mjt1105

    Whoa now, don’t get all rambunctious.

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    1 points polycarbonateduser

    They did, so now they're extinct

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    5 points MartinoDeMoe

    Awaiting the summer blockbuster, “Alien vs. Predator vs. Predator Goats”

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    1 points FalkorDropTrooper

    Probably because Chrisus Hansenus captured them all.

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    74 points Justarandom55

    I know side eyes are effective for a larger field of view to spot predators hence prey has them. and front facing helps with depth perception and looking in the distance.

    it seems this goat lived on smaller islands so instead of a predator it might simply have not been prey and had the front facing eyes to scan the island for food

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    24 points LouisBarkstrong

    Maybe there were bushes or berries that were able to evade them. Making them actual predators. We just haven’t found fossilized evidence.

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    4 points Planker25_

    Even in death they hide too well. Damn sneaky bushes and berries

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    2 points the_pretender_nz

    I just had a look at the Wikipedia entry. The very short version is:

    Evolved on tiny islands where there were no terrestrial predators but which were also not hugely rich in food. So brain and most senses, including vision, were lessened because they use up a lot of energy.

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    7 points davej-au

    Andrewsarchus was an artiodactyl, so whilst not a goat per se, it was distantly related.

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    4 points TheDarkNerd

    I think I heard that it's because in dark environments such as caves, it's advantageous to rely on peripheral vision, which has better vision in the dark.

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    2 points Any_Arrival_4479

    It’s a cave goat, so maybe it wasn’t to hunt prey better, but just see better. Forward facing eyes help you see more accurately, side facing eyes just let you see more

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    1 points MonkeyManQuan

    We still do, they're just bipedal now

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  • 230 points Zanedewayne

    Reckon thats why they went extinct

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  • 353 points Budget_Writing2702

    Thank god they’re extinct is the only thing I say every time I see this picture

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    43 points jbjhill

    Thank god it’s not just me. That thing is creepy.

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    8 points DirtyDan_131

    Regular goats are weird looking too

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    9 points jbjhill

    Goats are def weirdos, but they don’t look like they’re going to open a temporal hole and welcoming Cthulu to devour us.

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    13 points wambamwombat

    It looks like it touches children

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    11 points PhraseFirst8044

    *kids

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    3 points BetterLight3452

    Yep thank the Greeks and Roman's for wiping out these legendary satyrs. 🤣

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  • 109 points Saoirsenobas

    Maybe for depth perception to help with climbing?Thats the main theory why monkeys have forward facing eyes, and goats love climbing

    Also this recreation looks to be very poor quality but the skulls do have obvious forward facing eyes.

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    16 points Theicyfingerofdeath

    Oooh, maybe it's a tree goat!

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    3 points Shoelace_cal

    That sounds awesome

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    7 points Prestigious-Leave-60

    “Island cave” goat suggests interesting evolutionary history.

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    3 points BetterLight3452

    Id bet their forward facing eyes were the inspiration for satyrs and fauns. Considering they existed in the same time period as the mythology, I would bet money on it.

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    2 points kamilayao_0

    Or probably a bad taxidermy

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  • 150 points DarthClarence

    r/thanksihateit

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    27 points Chi_Law

    Everybody seems to think these are creepy but I think he just looks like a really chill guy

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    15 points Main_Bell_4668

    Too good for this Earth. Dude would give you the (hair) shirt off his back, always shared his bud and munchies. RIP to THE GOAT.

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    2 points Neither_Ad6425

    Agree! He looks like a happy lil dude.

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    1 points JeronFeldhagen

    I know! Just a goofy li'l chubby-faced front-eyes-having fella.

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    28 points MagNolYa-Ralf

    r/TIHI

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    1 points Samwellikki

    Thanks, they ate it

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    Don’t look at me. I’m just a dog.

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    2 points mbatgirl

    These vibes exactly

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  • 65 points charlirobey

    Surely this is bad taxidermy 😭

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  • 36 points SlideN2MyBMs

    It's funny how such a small change makes it so weird-looking. It's like an uncanny valley effect

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  • 25 points Optimal_Radish_7422

    Why does he look like Falkor?!

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    21 points DirectionSolid9113

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    6 points Neither_Ad6425

    Because he is Falcor.

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    https://preview.redd.it/mf9p2ar8av6g1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d703d273856cc712cd600d4349c3a65ddc7027

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    3 points MONSTERBEARMAN

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  • 13 points tseg04

    He looks like a fine fellow, too bad they ain’t around to share a beer with :(

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    I thought for sure this was r/badtaxidermy

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    3 points PattysHotSelmasNot

    I can’t believe I had to go so far down to find thei

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    Bro us high AF.

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    1 points Tofudebeast

    Might be my spirit animal.

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    Don't like it

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    1 points Kind_Ad_3611

    It looks like SCP 6448

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  • 6 points IlIIllIIIlllIlIlI

    Jeff. I dont know why, but thats definitely a Jeff

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  • 6 points pandershrek

    That goat is high AF.

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    1 points onthebrink42

    You beat me to it

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    You button hooked me , I didn’t know you were going to button hook me

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    2 points ribs_and_whisky

    I got fuckin no dukes

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    https://preview.redd.it/gbz2cad0jv6g1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e5b93d33c9ed0595675d157cd51473d87f2101

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  • 3 points Winter_Cat-78

    It looks like every medieval painting of an animal ever.

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    2 points Crazyhates

    Turns out they actually knew what they were looking at lmao

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  • 3 points Jking1697

    Don't think he was prepared.

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  • 3 points DowntownDimension226

    Looks like an animal crossing villager

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  • 3 points Dunkleustes

    From what I recall, they were also possibly cold-blooded.

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    3 points astreeter2

    Yeah, they were all kind of weird.

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    1 points Dunkleustes

    Who's "all"?

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  • 3 points Dorrono

    It looks like its father was a goat but its mom was surely a cougar

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  • 3 points BetterLight3452

    Weird how they kind of existed along side satyrs and fauns in the same area as the mythology. What if their forward facing eyes were what inspired these half human legendary creatures.

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  • 2 points strolpol

    Jim Breuer gave you permission to show his grandpa like this?

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  • 2 points Aggravating-Dog3309

    Great photo for an animal that was extinct 5000 years before photography was invented….

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  • 2 points Argular

    Why is this so unnerving???

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    1 points Kind_Ad_3611

    Kinda looks like a not-deer

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  • 2 points MrPandorum27

    Looks like one of the karate kangaroos from warriors of virtue

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  • 1 points VegetableTry

    Uncle Nate, is that you?

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  • 1 points GoochXravager

    Nope. Not into it

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  • 1 points villanelle21

    Animals like Narnia then

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  • 1 points dandigangi

    This has great meme potential.

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  • 1 points Comfortable-Term451

    It looks like the sheep from the Minecraft movie

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    I literally just opened Reddit

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    That's a muppet

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  • 1 points gasolinev8

    Oh. Haha. I thought it was a baked goat

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    Like a Satyr

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  • 1 points PsychicNinja_

    I don’t like this.

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    Why does it look like the goat from Sir Billie?

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  • 1 points dearDem

    I’ve seen this goat TEN TIMES ALREADY

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  • 1 points Amberlyaf

    “Ey yo, my hug in there somewhere, but I gotta find it first, and Ima LOOK reeal hard…” fuggin creepy ass goat

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    Bully goat gruff

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    Gruff daddy

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    Put them back

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  • 1 points kanajsn

    Looks Nigerian 😂🤣😂

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  • 1 points DeltaV-Mzero

    And given what we know about how our ancestors behaved, you know

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    I'm glad they're dead.

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  • 1 points Cookies-8462

    Na na na no. Because that looks scary. I would hands down believe it could and WOULD kill me.

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    I’m high af but it reminds me of Seth Rogen somehow

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  • 1 points Def_Not_Xenmar

    Man, I keep on seeing this damn freaky ass goat!

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  • 1 points the_doctor_808

    Looks like the deer from open season.

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  • 1 points Who_dat_goomer

    Fucked up.

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  • 1 points dale1962

    Predator goat oh hell No !!!

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  • 1 points Samstuhdagoat

    Why’s this getting posted every where I’ve seen it multiple times now

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  • 1 points EnthusiasticlyWordy

    WHAT WAS IT HUNTING!?!

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    mf looks like he's gonna cry when angels deserve to die

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  • 1 points ket_the_wind

    Looks like Seth Rogan a bit high, just mellow thinking about snacks.

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  • 1 points Ok-Loss-2496

    Cross between a mountain lion and a goat 😱

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    Cross between 🦁 and 🐐?

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  • 1 points ChibiCruda

    Me after 5 beer when someone ask for my Birthdate or what my Job is.

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  • 1 points Historical-Record69

    What a cutie

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  • 1 points jmjarrels

    But what do you mean about eyes facing forward? You mean before we got here, there was people whose eyes were looking in their head?"

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  • 1 points cdtobie

    That way the female goats could bleat “Both eyes up HERE, please!”

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  • 1 points oily76

    Do all the skulls we've found have damage to the back?

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  • 1 points SongbirdBabie

    He looks very polite but also terrifying

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  • 1 points Dub_Coast

    Thanks, I hate it.

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  • 1 points Sad_Conversation1121

    Why does he seem to want to sell me Marijuana?

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  • 1 points CreativeChocolate592

    Hey its Pilgor

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    Not real.

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  • 1 points SmallUnion

    He looks chill

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  • 1 points ForbiddenInfinity

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  • 1 points Direct-Detective9271

    Thanks. I fucking hate it.

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  • 1 points InformalLibrary1731

    I had a nightmare once about a goat with forward facing eyes. I hate this

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    That's just a guy

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    But why is there a 90s era picture if they don't exist anymore?

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    I feel like this face should be CG I'd and put on every goats face in any future horror movie. It just looks creepy and a bit more human

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    It’s giving black Philip

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