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Tis called choriaster granulatus, you can google it. I looked it up to see what the fuss is about, aand I can see why it gets posted so often that it became "overused"
We had to remove 29 identical posts in 8 hours because there's a starfish with penis arms and people have gone apeshit about it like they do every time it gets popular on Reddit again.
We remove as many reposts as we can, and also have a banned content list - posting that content gets you banned and not just a post removal.
No, it's definitely wildlypenis and also content that has been reposted repeatedly over and over again. Reposts aren't allowed and will be removed and if they get too excessive they end up on the ban list - which means if you post that content, you will be banned.
Its not hard to understand if you READ THE DAMN RULES before you post shit that isn't allowed here.
That reminds me of this time when the sub hat over 200 reposts in 24h and I was the only mod. It definitely wasn't fun.
This one is fine.
There is a God!
No, this is Patrick.
No, this is.
username checks out
This one doesn't get you hot and bothered?
Sure it does!
Starfish Prime gets me hot and bothered.
https://preview.redd.it/20jnwjj9q2qd1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2790b8a818bd651e82e80003ef40ccf9c1435f
"Do not post the starfish" may be one of the most ominous out of context sentences I've read lately
Yeah I’m so confused, can someone link me this starfish?
dick starfish
Oh those were all from like a year ago when I looked it up. Huh. Weird haha.
But damn the resemblance is uncanny
That's because we deleted 31 of them today now
That’s 155 kinda sea dicks!
Mermaid riot incoming in 3...2....
Does that mean 310 kinda sea balls?
Mod saw more penis in one day than a chronic porn viewer. Thank you for your service! o7
Damn, so close to it being a Clerks reference.
"Try not to delete any starfish on the way to the parking lot!"
Less r/mildlypenis and more r/wildlypenis
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That's hilarious
That's not a starfish, it's a circle jerk
When you see it, you'll know. O_O
https://preview.redd.it/3ry6pyee42qd1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570a786673c999662703c9ca4776b53ba66a2816
I will not be controlled
https://preview.redd.it/fni7qo44q2qd1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=932deaf6932fc8b9046d88755977f26faaf4b697
Do it properly next time
This one is fine too. Happy Cake.
Ban is for specific starfish.
Can...can I see the dick starfish?
here
LOL, thank you. God was really trolling that starfish😂
Oh ok.
Is this one of those if you know I'm talking to you then you know what I'm talking about moments
Oh no, I've seen the real image lmao
Was trying to be cheeky lol
Also thx :)
Cake day twins!
CAKE
Keanu...
I'm out of the loop but amused.
Same
Tis called choriaster granulatus, you can google it. I looked it up to see what the fuss is about, aand I can see why it gets posted so often that it became "overused"
Aw, it’s kinda cute!
Ah I can see why 😂. Thank you kind stranger
Thank you!! I am now informed and still amused.
You are out of the loop cause the last time the Starfish got spamposted was 15 years ago.
https://i.redd.it/61a2epvq62qd1.gif
We had to remove 29 identical posts in 8 hours because there's a starfish with penis arms and people have gone apeshit about it like they do every time it gets popular on Reddit again.
We remove as many reposts as we can, and also have a banned content list - posting that content gets you banned and not just a post removal.
Lmao that's hilarious but yeh I understand.
Thank you for keeping our streets clean of penis armed starfish. Although I have yet to see this image and now I am curious lol
Thank-you!!!!!!!!!
What do you mean posting that content? Isn't this mildlypenis?
No, it's definitely wildlypenis and also content that has been reposted repeatedly over and over again. Reposts aren't allowed and will be removed and if they get too excessive they end up on the ban list - which means if you post that content, you will be banned.
Its not hard to understand if you READ THE DAMN RULES before you post shit that isn't allowed here.
LE SIGH
Being a professional penis observer must be daunting...
I love dicks so it's ok
RIP your inbox
I don’t envy your mod status lol
Wildly, mildly, ehh it's all the same. But repetitive post are a bitch, I get it.
It is not the same.
I was the one who reported one of those posts so I think I deserve 1/3 credit
I was the one who reported one of those posts so I think I deserve 1/3 credit
Never knew wed go against starfish but HERE WE AREEEEE
/s
😂 he's so cute
*she
What’s this about a starfish?
I shall master this bait and not to succumb to the desire to post the starfish.
At least tell me what it is
If you're that curious, just search "starfish" under this sub. Use the 🔍. You can do it.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING STARFISH YOU FUCKWIT
Choriaster
What
There's a star fish whose legs look like a penis. It has flooded the sub enough and people are tired of it.
I see
https://preview.redd.it/6sxnijcr52qd1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2e6195871f8c58459e56e5e448b1f09cffd6214
Starfish only loves Charlie.
Damn straight!
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Cocktopus
Is the dick starfish in the room with us??
Not anymore because we removed all of him.
Giggity
I thought I had subscribed to mildlybutthole for a minute.
Which of these is NOT a genuine starfish...
https://preview.redd.it/375g3mzkc3qd1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43dba5ad1a8625369c196c221600627e57c9e6e4
I had to google dick starfish. Thank you for putting that in my search history, oh glorious reddit mod xD
What the hell is a dick starfish now I want to see it. And someone sacrifice and post please.
"Choriaster granulatus"
Google it, it will come up
Since the holidays are right around the corner, can we also ban that elf with the "package"? It "pops up" every year 50,000 times and I hate it.
We're already working on a automod rule specifically tailored to the experiences from the past years. Or two.
Btw, on the lower part of the page is a request form.
Htf this get on my front page
feh that's last year's penis anyway
How about café umbrella? I wonder if that one is banned yet?
Me when my exes call
Idek what this means. What starfish?
they are talking about choriaster granulatus, you can google it :)
Nah ur lil smiley face is making me too scared lmao. I’m good.
LMAO
...
:)
Yeah I thought I was going insane when I kept receiving the starfish over and over again
Choriastur Granulatus
Incase anyone wants to Google without searching 'dick starfish'
VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION !!
You’ve been doing a good job removing them, bc I don’t think I’ve seen penis starfish in a few weeks.
Awww I didn't even get to see it :(
All of us gotta post starfish in retailiation against this cruel moderation team
🤣🤣
Well now I'm curious.
Anyone care to explain?
See the mod’s posts and then google “penis starfish.” 😂😂😂 I can see why it gets popular. I would post it for you but….
Admins fear the dick
Is the cockupine still OK ?
The life of a mildlypenis moderator.
https://preview.redd.it/x6qqqnu5ncqd1.jpeg?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76e367099212d171473c242cab6e619ff8e7f70
What about sausage starfish?
https://preview.redd.it/05fqov6kncqd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a3c511750893f25c3488adadb4cbdd7890659f
Hey guys.. have y’all seen that starfish that looks like penises?!?
Do not post the starfish
Someone DM me the starfish
Opps
You mean the dickfish?
Can i see it, it never came up on my feed
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5?!? cocks
On the wall. Take one down and pass it around ...........
4 cocks on the wall
Thank you, I was wondering what the dick starfish was.
What starfish
immediately posts it >:3
This is the first time I’m seeing this subreddit with this post. People into them starfishes huh?
Starfish
Starfish it is then
A star is born and another just supernoved(?)
⭐️🐠
Starfish
I guess I'll just have to find a different starfish to masturbate to.
I dont understand, can someone post the starfish for clarification?
I don't even understand what's happening
Ohhh come on it’s 5 times mildly penis
So was that real or fake??
But... why?
I saw the starfish in another sub and thought “if I don’t see this in mildly penis, I’ll be upset” 😂 And i never did see it
Every time you say do not post the starfish I remember it visually.
You're making it worse.
Thank you for all that you do, mods.
How are we with chocolate ones?
Yay were saved
I unfortunately know what you’re taking about. But just reading this made me giggle
Shit, now I have to Google the dick starfish.
Thank goodness this happened
Wait what
Was it that one starfish with five dicks?
Why are you banning starfish?
It's a specific starfish that gets reposted here hundreds of times per year.
I thought it was a "pentapenis"
really ominous “dont post the starfish” someone give me a link to the ‘starfish’
Oops tried posting before seeing this 😅 It's just too perfect!
Ask and thou shalt receive
Mod is not happy with his unpaid job.
It usually isn't too bad, but almost 30 reposts of something we already don't allow per the rules in less than 12 hours is kinda wild.
What about a dick starfish?
Ok but why??
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I'd probably perm ban that, we aren't friendly to Nazi "humor" here.
Only warning.