This “blueberry” muffin the only had one actual berry in it
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  • 58 points Peridot_Ghost

    What did you expect? It’s not a blueberries muffin.

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    4 points Roloaraya

    I came here to say the same

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    2 points Calm_Researcher9172

    Me too!

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    1 points RedditGarboDisposal

    Just banana muffin with mold

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    1 points dekabreak1000

    Supposed to be wild blueberry

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    10 points Peridot_Ghost

    It is wild.

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    3 points Smegmatic_Secretion

    Apparently severly endangered as well

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    3 points Peridot_Ghost

    I have some in captivity actually.

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    3 points Calm_Researcher9172

    Still no blueberr-IES 🤣

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  • 19 points FeatureExpensive2524

    “I want the same amount of blueberries in every single muffin.” “Do you have any idea how long that’s going to take?”

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    10 points Commies-Fan

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    6 points Remarkable_Film_1911

    I don't care how long it takes. An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.

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    4 points waitingtobebannedd

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    1 points UWO_Throw_Away

    Drinks are on the house.

    motions emphatically with finger

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  • 8 points JBonez84

    “An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.”

    -Ace Rothstein

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  • 5 points twiztid41096

    It technically holds up to the name

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  • 4 points Known_Leek8997

    Aren’t most blueberries in blueberry muffins just a sugar and flavor concoction anyway?

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    2 points WonderfulProtection9

    Yes they are truly “blueberries”, not blueberries.

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  • 3 points RepFilms

    Tell Ace. He'll fix it for ya,

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    3 points PrestigiousTest1710

    Not enough Casino fans. Hat’s off to you my friend.

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  • 3 points mikeybagodonuts

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  • 1 points Difficult_Cheek_3817

    I'd still eat it

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  • 1 points Cheese-Manipulator

    I saw this here about a month ago. There must be a place selling blueberry free blueberry muffins.

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  • 1 points RichardFitsWellll

    Correction your plain muffin had a blueberry accidently dropped into the batch

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  • 1 points Whole-Ad5238

    Lucky you it was blue at least

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  • 1 points DrunkOnEspresso

    Dang. It really blue it’s chance.

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  • 1 points Katt_Natt96

    This happened to me and I’ve yet to touch another blueberry muffin. They betrayed me

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  • 1 points loony-cat

    Blueberry adjacent muffin

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  • 1 points TheeNeilski

    From now on, I want an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.

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    1 points RumpleForeskin402

    Do you know how long that is going to take?

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  • 1 points Sohn_Jalston_Raul

    It's a form of shrinkflation. Just like if you buy a can of chicken soup now it'll just have like 2 pieces of chicken, along with 3 or 4 peas and a piece of potato floating in a broth.

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  • 1 points nevergiveup234

    Technically true.

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  • 1 points thesamenightmares

    Just so you know it likely wasn't even a blueberry. In the majority of bakery made and store bought blueberry muffins, it's just a nugget of corn syrup and wheat flour with blue coloring added.

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  • 1 points idjsonik

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