I only realized my mistake when the timer finished and I opened the oven. I think this is gonna be one of those embarrassing moments I will think about years later
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Funnily enough I work at little Caesar’s and lost almost all of our plastic rings that are for our toppings to stay on the cheese due to a new hire Putting them through the oven
It’s like taking a high dose of vitamins. He might be microplastic deficient due to spending too much time outside the US. Needs a higher dose to catch up.
I know! You see, I spent some time in Germany for a bit. I was so microplastic deficient that my heart started beating at recommended speeds! People need to know the dangers of eating no microplastics, they might have a long life!
I had It on the pizza because I made It a while before putting It in the oven, so I put It there to keep my cats from trying to eat It, and then I forgot to take It off...
I melted plastic on my pizza, do you really think Im smart enough to think of that? Because I only realized I could have done that instead now that you said It
Don’t feel that stupid you shouldn’t put the pizza in the oven while it’s preheating. You gotta cover it somehow outside while it’s preheating or cats get their lil teefies all in it.
Also many of us have done similar, hell just this past week on the phone with someone, phone in hand I was looking all around my apartment for… not my keys or wallet, my phone. So yeah lol
One time I made bologna sandwiches with no bologna. I ate one before realizing and someone asked how high I was. I wasn't, that stuff just happens sometimes lol
Hopefully it’s not dementia. My step mom’s grandma would often keep loafs of bread in the oven, don’t ask me why, then forget it was there the next time she went to use the oven. Which resulted in my step mom having to scrape plastic out of the oven.
Hey, that sandwich doesn't look too bad, especially compared to the pizza...what the hell is the microwave cover you're going on about though? Is it something that comes with it, or is it something that you already owned?
I know somebody who did this. She was not the smartest person, and followed the instructions on baking a frozen pizza. The instructions did not say to remove from plastic, so when she didn't, you know what she ended up with...
She also tried to add oil to her vehicle engine by pouring oil into the dipstick tube.
Many years ago my then husband reheated a meal in the toaster oven. He didn't take the near clear plastic lid off. He ate most of the meal. I found the near empty dish with melted plastic around the rim. At least your lid was colorful.
Don't worry, by sharing this with the Internet you won't be the only person who thinks back on this moment. Every time I see a microwave cover I'll think of you melting it to your pizza 🫶
If it makes you feel any better my little sister once almost burned down the house (I'm being dramatic it wasn't actually that bad) putting microwave Mac and cheese in without water
On the bright side; for a small family gathering My Aunt picked up cookie dough, salads, and several take and bake pizzas. I was very excited to try this new place as I was from out of state.
Shortly after we got home just as the oven was finishing pre heating, a silicon mat was melting all over the oven and through the grates. The oven was unsalvageable.
We eventually did get to eat the food but it had to be cooked at a neighbor's. And now I'm going to eat my pizza that I ordered before this post even came up.
I once put a pizza in the oven along with the cardboard. It sucked because I was a poor college kid and it was a "fancy" DiGiorno pizza with a stuffed crust that cost like $7 or something.
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This is the only correct answer.
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Hold up, there's a 69 emoji? Cool.
yes... It's for the cancer zodiac symbol..
whoosh.
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The fact that I have seizures abd called it that and am not the only one is wild abd hilarious af
Funnily enough I work at little Caesar’s and lost almost all of our plastic rings that are for our toppings to stay on the cheese due to a new hire Putting them through the oven
It’s like taking a high dose of vitamins. He might be microplastic deficient due to spending too much time outside the US. Needs a higher dose to catch up.
I know! You see, I spent some time in Germany for a bit. I was so microplastic deficient that my heart started beating at recommended speeds! People need to know the dangers of eating no microplastics, they might have a long life!
A long life? In this economy, with this healthcare!?
Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Can I see it?
megaplastics
Damnit beat me to it
How do you accidently put the microwave cover over a pizza and toss it in the oven?
I had It on the pizza because I made It a while before putting It in the oven, so I put It there to keep my cats from trying to eat It, and then I forgot to take It off...
oh shit ok lol. Ya that sucks...
Why not just put the pizza in the oven to keep it away from your cats, my man? :(
I melted plastic on my pizza, do you really think Im smart enough to think of that? Because I only realized I could have done that instead now that you said It
It's okay OP, you know what love is.
Youre not alone.
Should have put the cats in the oven /s
You have a bright plastic-free pizza future ahead of you
Amazing reply xD you sound like a great person.
I was searching for logic, but found this. Hey, We're all dumb sometimes. Hopefully you had a backup!
Don’t feel that stupid you shouldn’t put the pizza in the oven while it’s preheating. You gotta cover it somehow outside while it’s preheating or cats get their lil teefies all in it.
Also many of us have done similar, hell just this past week on the phone with someone, phone in hand I was looking all around my apartment for… not my keys or wallet, my phone. So yeah lol
He keeps his cats in the oven.
Didn't you know cats can open ovens?
Glad I wasn't the only one with that criticism lol
How many marijuanas did you smoke?
This is so relatable lmao
So what I’m getting from this, is you should give your cats to me?
Skill issue
That sucks but it's an amusing thing to see lol
Be honest, how high are you?
I wish I could blame this on being high or drunk
It's not too late.
Well now it is since he just admitted to not being high or drunk 😔
"actually i forgot i drank a full handle of vodka" 🤗🤗
You’ve never been so high you forgot you got high?
I've actually never been high.
But now I'm worried maybe I have been but I forgot....
I’m a little high. Maybe you are a little bit too. Maybe you’re just not high enough to notice that you’re high
Have you ever tried working after taking a bit too much cold or cough medicine? It's kinda like that but different.
There's always gaslighting
Don't have to be truthful to blame something else.
its never too late
You blame it on me.
One time I made bologna sandwiches with no bologna. I ate one before realizing and someone asked how high I was. I wasn't, that stuff just happens sometimes lol
Hopefully it’s not dementia. My step mom’s grandma would often keep loafs of bread in the oven, don’t ask me why, then forget it was there the next time she went to use the oven. Which resulted in my step mom having to scrape plastic out of the oven.
Pre-microwave? Or from the melted plastic fumes?
One then the other
I'm fine, how are you?
I'm good, high how are you?
6'1"
No its Hi, How are you??
The duality of people on Reddit
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Also how tf do you accidentally put the microwave cover in the oven
By being stupid
https://i.redd.it/t1fgw4flt27g1.gif
Amazing OP. Lmao
Fair enough
Don't even begin the internal "it's still good tho" negotiations.
I just gotta cut the edges...
You mean you can just eat the edg- looks back at picture uhhhh.. nvm
You mean you can just eat the edg- looks back at picture uhhhh.. nvm
Now my kitchen smells like burnt plastic and I only have a shitty sandwich to eat for dinner
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Hey, that sandwich doesn't look too bad, especially compared to the pizza...what the hell is the microwave cover you're going on about though? Is it something that comes with it, or is it something that you already owned?
The microwave cover looked like this before the incident. Mostly to keep any possible spills contained
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Don't you dare to do anything with that pizza other than throw it away.
Oh.
Oh dear God.
But it's a microwave cover. What's it doing melting in the microwave?
Edit: I can't read. It went in the oven.
I think they used the oven for the pizza. I don't know why their microwave cover was in the oven.
Oh, that's why I failed the reading comprehension part of the SAT
OP put it in the oven, not the microwave
According to words, it melted in the oven...
OP put it in the oven, unfortunately. Couldn’t handle the heat.
Ok I take back my other comment.
Splatter shield
Still looks edible to me?
You're being such a bloody sook about it mate.
There are starving kids in Africa, and you refuse to eat your pizza?!
Macroplastics are my favorite topping.
That's a different type of mould.
I wouldn't eat that.
Eat it.
Eyes over easy, eat it! EAT IT! EAT IT!
Little piece of heaven?
Yes
I know somebody who did this. She was not the smartest person, and followed the instructions on baking a frozen pizza. The instructions did not say to remove from plastic, so when she didn't, you know what she ended up with...
She also tried to add oil to her vehicle engine by pouring oil into the dipstick tube.
Both true stories.
How high were you when you did this?
You didn't smell the plastic melting ? If a single plastic can holder sneaks into my neighbor's burn pile by mistake, I smell that nasty smell.
I was in a different room and had the door closed, I only smelled It when I came to take out the pizza. And tbh my sense of smell is pretty bad
Bro, did God himself just want to spite you?
Bummer
......were you high?!?!
OP already said they weren’t.
Obviously I didn't read through all the comments....
What? You’re a redditor! Of course you have time!
I did this with a cutting board except it was for preheating the oven :/
Dear inet friend, please take a vacation. You need it.
We’re all eating plastic anyway. Full send…
Did you not notice the plastic smell?
How did it taste? 😂
Mmmm BPA, my favorite pizza topping
How much weed did you smoke beforehand?
How high were you...?
That scene from the fly
In today’s world it sadly didn’t change anything about the taste and additives! Lol
Might still be healthier that industrial made food lol
How, high were you?
Okay, I'll ask... What's a microwave cover?
This thing
https://preview.redd.it/coq4r6j2p27g1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69edf98ae1b9bf6fae48f4e0aebd931d544c5124
Oh! Thanks, that makes a lot more sense now. I can totally see how you made that mistake, don't feel too bad.
Many years ago my then husband reheated a meal in the toaster oven. He didn't take the near clear plastic lid off. He ate most of the meal. I found the near empty dish with melted plastic around the rim. At least your lid was colorful.
Macroplastics
Was it tasty though?
oh so you’re the reason my Safeway brand pizza had a direction specifically reminding me to take it out of the plastic before baking it
Looks like those fake puke piles you’d get in joke kits
I too smoke a lot of weed
This is big stupid
I’m actually surprised I haven’t done this too!!
plastic pizza new Gorillaz stream record
looks yummy
Don't worry, by sharing this with the Internet you won't be the only person who thinks back on this moment. Every time I see a microwave cover I'll think of you melting it to your pizza 🫶
Cool. I’ve always wondered what it would look like.
If it makes you feel any better my little sister once almost burned down the house (I'm being dramatic it wasn't actually that bad) putting microwave Mac and cheese in without water
How'd it taste?
I thought this was a god damn placenta
The hell is a microwave cover? Is it anything like the chicken cover for a toaster?
I'm sorry that this happened to you. But atleast you're still alive and your house/apartment isn't a burning ruin.
Been there done that
On the bright side; for a small family gathering My Aunt picked up cookie dough, salads, and several take and bake pizzas. I was very excited to try this new place as I was from out of state.
Shortly after we got home just as the oven was finishing pre heating, a silicon mat was melting all over the oven and through the grates. The oven was unsalvageable.
We eventually did get to eat the food but it had to be cooked at a neighbor's. And now I'm going to eat my pizza that I ordered before this post even came up.
I went to a roller skating party with my daughter tonight and they also served plastic pizza from the concession stand.
Honestly it couldn't be any worse than what they put in dominos pizzas you should be fine to send it.
I think you have dinner covered
It’s okay, I did this day one at Little Caesars, sent it all the way through the conveyor belt oven until it looked like that
I don't have a microwave, what is a microwave cover?
I have a microwave and have no clue either 🤣
🤤😋
Straight to your balls!
Eh, flip it over. Pizza on a plate, crust first.
This is what a Turtle considers delicious pizza
looks a bit chewier than I'd like
Oof.
If it's sealed, it could be art or a science experiment
Idk if I'm high but does it look like masterball
Pizza Royale
Delicious
Is hilarious how if it wasn't for that one exposed bit it would have been sealed forever.
sealed perfectly
This offends me on a psychic level
Now it will never go bad.
Forbidden fruit rollup
I once put a pizza in the oven along with the cardboard. It sucked because I was a poor college kid and it was a "fancy" DiGiorno pizza with a stuffed crust that cost like $7 or something.
This looks like the placenta of an alien.
Taste test???
Looks like an 80’s kids toy
How high were you hahaha
ADHD moments
Mmm
I cant tell if you was high when you did this..
rip pizza, you will be missed 😔
Yumm plastic
Pizza Carcinogena
Accidentally perfectly preserved pizza
Great source of micro and other plastics
So how did it taste?
FInally some good and tasty plastic paste
How stoned were you lol.
Still better than pineapple
Scrape it off; it's fine.
It’s refreshing to see not all the comments calling OP an idiot for a slip of the mind.
RIP to your meal </3
Oh, I did that once too. Realised it soon enough that the pizza was still ok to eat but the cover had to be thrown away :(
Yammy!
Exactly how high were you?!?
Oh my God.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A plastic fruit roll up for your pizza 🤤
step away from the bong sir
Looks like a quarantined zone from "Fringe".
I think it's still salvageable if you just cut....
take apart the...
...
This moment brought to you by 420
Why did the T-1000 jizz on your pizza
Still better than corn on pizza. I was shocked to learn that's actually a thing
new decor maybe? just now finish this new project and wouala pizza decor.
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You know you can just microwave things, right? You don’t actually need a cover.